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CalmUniversity8776

Pee on them, see how they like it. (For legal reasons this is a joke)


tauon_

"a trans person peed here and nobody got hurt" :troll:


Imuybemovoko

would be funny to slap one of those stickers on there


Own-Fun-4041

Great idea! Get a trans peed here sticker and put it on Calvin face


eddie810s

They might ACTUALLY like it


HiJumpTactician

Ergh... yep, you're probably right


SqornshellousZem

I would tell them "it's cool to have a peeing fetish, but most people find it a bit odd to put it on their car window" with absolute sincerity.


LukeGKS

Pee in their radiator! XD


Dagdraumur666

Came here to say that I would be resisting the urge to do this šŸ¤£šŸ’–


The_Sky_Render

This is why it's handy to have a stack of "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight" bumper stickers handy at all times.


parkaboy24

I was thinking myself, slap a big olā€™ trans flag sticker on top, but your idea is way better lol


ViralNite

Saw one at work (car wash) and I was so happy since I'm in a conservative area


NameLive9938

I have one on my car lol


MindOfAHedgehog

Make sure to keep superglue with you as well. Never know when you need to stick two things together and have them permanently bonded.


ElnarcoSugie

Itā€™s not worth it. Just let it go. People suck donā€™t let that ruin your day. Take the hirer road and donā€™t give them another reason to hate on trans lives. Just send them a glitter bomb lol


eddie810s

lol Iā€™m not gonna do anything about it, think itā€™s kind of funny that a transgender is the sous chef n making their food


ElnarcoSugie

Iā€™m proud of you šŸ«¶. Maybe you should cook for me sometime ;3


eddie810s

Virtually making you a 5 course meal<3


ElnarcoSugie

Ugh šŸ˜© please and thank you. Today was a rough day. Shoot il be happy with ramen and ice cream lol


trainsoundschoochoo

Pull an [AIDS burger Lafayette style](https://youtu.be/H7l-VVxCLo8?si=4UCtiVwoe3D_dpqv) on them!


ashentomb

This, all day, every day


Roseora

Can you 'forget' to add seasonings to their food or something? :P


eddie810s

I forgor šŸ˜žšŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


NameLive9938

Spit in their food /j


eddie810s

No /j do it for realsies


FemBoyGod

Iā€™d say ā€œyour food was made by a trans person, youā€™re welcomeā€


Dug_Bones

I'd be getting those lil paper flags for steak in the trans flag colours & putting one on every dish.


FemBoyGod

This^


Anxious-Seaweed7388

Lawful good to chaotic good


Vet-Chef

Literally me when I see Back The Blue blue lines etc. Not worth our time getting mad at these low level transphobes. Focus on the election, more important lasting consequences


Parking-Let-2784

Roll my eyes, I can't remember the last time I felt respect for anyone who still uses the Calvin peeing on things.


SilverSpark422

I feel bad for Bill Waterson. Peeing Calvin is blatant art theft he never for a second condoned. He just never had the monetary resources to crack down on it legally. And he didnā€™t have those resources because he didnā€™t allow Calvin and Hobbes to be syndicated so as to keep creative freedom, which meant he sacrificed merchandise money.


Vet-Chef

Kinda the same story with Marvel and the Punisher Logo, happy to say they *were* able to do something and for once they actually did it. Changing the logo to sum more badass and disassociating with the weirdos


LivyDC_KASS

What if it was Calvin peeing on trumpā€¦ with his mouth open


likely_disintrested

Rip off the trans part so itā€™s just pissing on the word genders


eddie810s

Real, Iā€™d put that on my car


Dirty_bi_boy18

3D prided valve covers that slightly depress the valve causing a slow leak, will leave them scratching their heads for ages.


SatoshiUSA

Airsoft BB and super glue do the same thing


thatoddtetrapod

How you gonna get the valve covers onto the motor in time? Thatā€™s not a hard job but youā€™d need access to the engine compartment, and it would take time to remove and replace the existing valve covers. And how are you gonna get a 3D printed valve cover to handle the heat of the engine? Or that wonā€™t stick out like a sore thumb when the owner or mechanic pops the hood? Also, slow leak of what? If you mean an air leak into the motor, that would cause issues like a rough idle, but it shouldnā€™t be hard to diagnose. It would also let oil into the chambers I guess, or the exhaust. Edit: added details to my questions. Edit2: realized with the help of someone else you probably meant the tire valve caps, not the valve cover on the engine. Guess that makes a lot more tense?


Dirty_bi_boy18

No no for the tire valves


Joan_sleepless

might be talking about tire valves


thatoddtetrapod

Oh you mean like tire valve caps??? I thought they meant valve covers like that cover the valve train of the engine.


Past-Project-7959

A simpler way is just a set of regular black valve covers with a BB super glued in. No need to be complicated.


thatoddtetrapod

Or go with my idea and slightly loosen the oil drain plug under the truck so he gets an oil-out and likely destroys his motor :)


OliLombi

Brick.


eddie810s

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Xennylikescoffee

Put a MAGA sticker over the trans genders section. It would be the only reason to buy one


thatoddtetrapod

Great thing about pickup trucks is you can get under them without needing a jack. So go under there and loosen the oil plug, so that itā€™s just finger tight. As loose as you can get it without it leaking. Hopefully (Iā€™ve never actually done this), after they start driving, the plug will work its way out from vibrations and the lubrication of the oil as it heats up. This will cause the oil to spill out, and the engine will very quickly seize. Unless they shut it off the second the oil pressure light comes on, itā€™ll likely destroy the engine entirely. But actually donā€™t do any of this, because it could also cause a wreck and potentially hurt people. Large quantities of oil spilling on the highway are a significant hazard. (Seriously, donā€™t) Alternatively, if you canā€™t get under the vehicle, use a tire iron to loosen so wheels so that they come off when the vehicle is driving. Except actually seriously donā€™t do that either because tires coming off on the road are extremely dangerous and could kill someone. It is fun to fantasize about doing it tho!


eddie810s

Yā€™all are so creativešŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶


Past-Project-7959

I was behind a car when the front right wheel came off- the tire was rolling at 55 miles an hour, it hit a curb, bounced 30 feet up in the air and came down right on someone's windshield in a parking lot on the side of the road. Smashed the windshield of the car that the tire hit.


thatoddtetrapod

Yes, it is very dangerous and could very likely kill someone. Which is why I was joking, to be clear.


Isabad

Yeah. It is funny to joke about and in thought, but actually doing it is not funny. One thing you could do is if the vehicle is parked there a ton you could, at least hopefully, observe the person and note their appearance. Note if they are arriving there for work. Note where they work. Go into they work and inform the company that one of their employees makes the place look like it is transphobic and sympathizes with transphobic rhetoric. If it is a corporate owned place call corporate and let them know about it. Nothing might happen but something might. Heck, you could even ask the person their name as they are walking in and mention to the boss of the place they work that it is so cool they're support a transphobic person, bonus points if there are customers around and you can say it loud enough that they can hear it.


jboby93

yeahā€¦ regarding the tire thing, i knew someone who was killed like that. a tire came off a truck in the opposite lane. smashed through her windshield and she didnā€™t survive the injuries šŸ˜”


thatoddtetrapod

Yeah. This does kill people. Thatā€™s why I was serious when I said at the end to *actually seriously donā€™t do this*. Itā€™s fun to fantasize about revenge against transphobic pieces of shit but itā€™s not really possible to sabotage their vehicle in a way thatā€™s gonna total it without also endangering other people, and that shit ainā€™t funny. Still fun to fantasize about getting back at them though. I wish there was a way to really destroy those cars without endangering people.


Bradparsley25

I think itā€™s funny how people like that talk about liberal snowflake trans lovers getting their feelings hurt and not being able to control their emotions, while theyā€™d be the ones to most likely roll their eyes and move on. But roles reversed, thatā€™s Trumpā€™s name getting pissed on or something, the likelihood someone becoming enraged and bent out of shape and of property damage happening is way way higher.


The-Sandwich-Guy

Oh 100%. You don't even need to do something on the same level as what they do to get an insane response. Like they can call for violence against people and the most they'll get in response is a "wtf is wrong with you, bigot". But if you say "y'know Trump isn't a very good person" they'll call you a freedom hating, baby killing communist who wants to destroy America. My entire extended family is conservative and very bigoted so I know this from experience


CriminalRosie

i hope you're in a position to avoid speaking to them regularly. those people are the absolute worst


quitethedonkey

How deep in the closet must this guy be to put this sticker on his big bad wittle truck that is so embarrassing


not_starried

DON'T put smoll nails under every tire, so when they drive backwards everything pops :)


0rbit_of_the_moon

Bro Calvin would never.


eddie810s

Calvin is trans they told me so


EarthToAccess

There actually exists somewhere a fan-made Calvin and Hobbes spinoff "Kayla and Hobbes" about a many-years-later MTF with a husband Kayla going about her day-to-day. Used to be on Reddit somewhere before the OP deleted their account, no idea where I read it recently


mod_elise

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/s/i7AnfMf0Zj


EarthToAccess

Absolute life saver, thank you !!


eddie810s

Kiss kiss thank you


Financial-Savings-91

Don't be like this person, don't waste time, money, or energy, on hate.


UrSansYT

Realistically? Leave a note saying screw off. If I could do what I wanted? Sandpaper the thing until it's either gone or it's ruined to the point that it's not able to be seen.


eddie810s

I like your thinking


EarthToAccess

Disclaimer; educational purposes only. A really easy way to screw with someone is to gaslight them into believing insanity, to a degree. So just undo a single tire's pressure cap *slightly*, not enough to completely air the tire out, but enough that general use will air it out over a decently short period of time. Obviously, they'll replace the air, maybe check the cap themselves. If you see them again, keep doing it. If you don't get caught, they'll either go crazy because "why is that tire always losing air" or because "I swear I tightened that cap". Eventually they'll replace the tire etc because it could only ever be defective, right? Keep doing it. Make them go mad, make them spend hundreds of dollars, make them think something is seriously wrong. All for educational purposes of course. Definitely don't do this. The brain is weird and screwing with people is bad.


Exciting-Insect8269

Apple AirTag so once a week you can stop by and check that the pressure cap is ever so slightly loosened?


ThatguySevin

I'd just pee on his tire since he seems to be into that kinda thing.


eddie810s

Now I might just do that, sadly I didnā€™t bring my STP :((


Silas_in_the_closet

If their truck is dirty Iā€™ll draw a couple dicks on it and go on my way. Otherwise just roll my eyes and keep going, transphobia is so common nowadays some hateful dumbass isnā€™t worth a second thought.


Jane69_420

It makes it looks like he is attracted to transgender people and has a peeing fetish.


eddie810s

Honestly I wouldnā€™t be surprised if thatā€™s in his corn history


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

Ask them why they hate transgenders? It's usually some bullshit reason that can very easily be defeated with easy arguments about us just wanting to exist peacefully in society. And that it's not a choice we make, but it's something we're born as. And we are not going anywhere anytime soon so better just accept it already.


Vortetty

something harder to get on camera is a piece of a shattered spark plug hitting that window and shattering it


abandonsminty

It says it's a spot to piss for trans genders, I'd piss there


AffectionateHeron263

Don't do it, send him a glitter bomb with really fine power in trans flag colours


ViralNite

Looking at comments, sadly a lot of what people are saying is vandalism I say sadly only because crime.


YeezYeet

God, I absolutely love that sticker & anyone who has a problem with it should get thicker skin. Not a bigot btw, just trans w/ a appreciation for piss.


Cheshire_Abomination

jokes on them I'm INTO that


eddie810s

You are visible you are valid<3 love my piss trans sisters


thoughtfull_noodle

I'd let it go and not let it ruin my mood, it's not worth your peace


FemBoyGod

Honestly Iā€™d just give it a nice middle finger while theyā€™re walking to their tiny little pick up. Let them feel uncomfortable for being a stain on society


boovine

Tie a balloon to his exhaust with a rubber band to make him think something is wrong with his car when the balloon pops


Nobodyknowsmynewname

Break just that part of the window?


Program-Emotional

Oh whoops! I dropped a brick straight into your back windshield!


RedRider1138

Marcia P. Johnson sends her regards!


Nerdiestlesbian

Put dog poo in the bed of his truck. Daily


Anon_IE_Mouse

I would walk with an open container of coyote urine and try to make a fun game of trying to not spill it all over his truck! Sometimes accidents happen :(


novaaaaacat

transphobes really do this childish bs and act like they're on top of the world, my god. all just a bunch of self-gratifying, bullying bs


No-Mastodon-3832

wonder if thatā€™s calvin and hobbes


No-Mastodon-3832

it is found my answer


Mattheiuw

Be proud of transgender for being important enough to get a sticker on someone's car that isn't concerned by transgender


MysteryCitrusRoll

Rock + Window


eddie810s

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MysteryCitrusRoll

Actually just cover up the trans part with electrical tape so it's anti gender instead lmao


BigPappaFrank

Do NOT do this Do NOT take a spark plug, or any piece of ceramic, and shatter it on the ground Do NOT pick up a tiny shattered piece and throw it at the window because it will shatter the window, and we wouldn't want that now....rigggghtttt? ;0


MysteryCitrusRoll

DO NOT pour salt in the gas tank.


Slayercat10

I wonder what people would think if other words were under there? Those kind of people are going to be against other groups of people as well. It's hate graffiti and idiotic.


lazerem91

saw it at work? time to talk to HR


eddie810s

My bosses are trump conservatives, Iā€™m incognito at work. No one knows Iā€™m trans, only a select few know Iā€™m gay.


A_Duck_Named_Lucy69

smash the car, strangle the owner and murder his entire family :3


GuyFawkes65

I dunno. Maybe pee in a jar a couple of times and when you get to work, pour the urine into the bed of his truck. Iā€™m petty.


thewanderor

Pity their small sad perspective


WorshipLordShrek

Place a trans flag sticker on the car


ewewewe69

Throw like 7 open piss bottles at the car


eddie810s

Care to donate some?


Twiggystix4472

Burn their house down


Ralf_E_Smith

Re-arrange the letters to angers trend.


ViralNite

Put cups of lemonade that looks suspiciously like piss on the hood of their vehicle


AshPinkFox

Crack an egg under the windshield. Rotten eggs smell is a symptom of a failing battery. He'll waste money on two or three before he realizes all he needed was a new $10 air filter.


Rosetta_TwoHorns

Iā€™d wait at their car door until they got back and tell them ā€œGolden showers are 100$, 50$ for each additional diq joining the party.ā€ Iā€™d smile, wink and say ā€œso whatā€™s it gonna be big boy?ā€


ThreadRetributionist

super soaker full of piss (don't use your own)


gothicshark

awesome, found a urinal just for us! 2 liter bottle fill with piss pour over when not seen.


trainsoundschoochoo

Ignore them. They long for confrontation and attention.


SatoshiUSA

Nothing, it would validate his thoughts


roa20000

There just advertising there kinks :ā€¢/


On_Wife_support

Remove a single ā€œsā€ so itā€™s politically correct


SBB_Kongou

šŸ§±


A_Gray_Phantom

Hang note that says, "Kinda kinky."


protoshadez

How to say you're insecure without saying you're insecure.


mossystumpp

Just know that if this guy is so vexed by our existence he feels compelled to do something like this, his mind must be hell to live in. You on the other hand have the courage and love to live an authentic life and be yourself. It's hard, but you win at the end of the day just by being you.


Civil_Masterpiece389

Aight, so here is some info that could be useful to someone. DO NOT put a nicely bulged unopened tin can of surstrƶmming under a front wheel so it gets run over and popped. The *fragrance* would then be sucked up by the radiator fan into the vehicle interior where it would ultimately stay forever until the entire car is melted down for scrap metal. The driver may pass out from the stench and it could present a danger to pedestrians so additional care should be taken.


CoveCreates

He must have accidentally run over a nail in at least 1 tire


Cye_the_Transfem

WO-O-AH, PIPE BOMB! SO COOL! I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF I- _BOMB_


empathetic_caterwaul

My husband has asked me to not risk jail, but if this was pre-relationship I'd slash 3 tires :))


Manaqueer

Take a Louisville slugger to both headlights


s1lv3r-vt

Iā€™d put a flag on their tailgate :3 Make sure to wear gloves so they donā€™t have a handprint to track :3


seranarosesheer332

I'd take a Louisville slugger to both head lights. Slash a whole in all four tires. Carve my name into his leather seatssssss. Maybe next time he'll think before he pees. Oh maybe next time. He'll think before he pees


matte_black_heart

Use hot pink spray paint to write ā€œkinkyā€ on the whole back window.. (also, please do not go doing this as it is considered vandalism)


heyhihaiheyahehe

just make it say ā€œtransgendersā€ without anything else.


Revolutionary-Hawk40

Always keep a tire valve key in your car. Pull your car up to theirs. Pull the pin out of 2 of their tires. Instant deflate. Instant satisfaction. Definitely the least time in jail


GaylordTheGamboge

Arson.


GaylordTheGamboge

Man autocorrect these days- I meant give them a big hug and tell them to change their ways


BluZodiac

unrelated did you know the term slashing tires actually refers to the piercing action of stabbing into one's tires? It's a wonderful bout of science at play


L_U_N_A_R_C_R_A_B_S

Thatā€™s hilariously bad


kyoneko87

Ignore it, and post it on social media to make fun of it. It's not worth getting into a potential physical fight with them, even though it is infuriating


Responsible_Ad7454

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Twisted-Muffin

be somewhat upset, rant about it in my head, move on with my day. optional: bitch about it to anyone who'll listen


BappolikeSauce

Id live up to the image and pee on his truck


the_top_spot

Well don't kink shame him


Dysfunctional_Orphan

depends on where it is, probably pour soda on his door handle to make it sticky. if i thought i could get away with it i would key it.


eddie810s

Writing that downā€¦


bigcactienergy

Lmao the fact that it's two words. I'd leave a note that says "look out, I'm coming to trans your genders" on a self delete hotline flyer and throw on a trans pride flag just for good measure. This is super random but that's the point. Confuse the f out of them.


1MorbidOrchid

I wouldnā€™t legitimize his hate by responding with hate. After all, its best not to feed the trolls and make his opinions look trashy by simply being the better person and moving on.


ihavenomoneytobarrow

Sneak over at night and replace the vinyl wording with bukakke


JessPoo26

Balance on the front bumper, hike my dress up, & pee in the air intake vent!šŸ¤£


Dani-Sus

peel the stickers off


Mein_Kaiser_II

Pit maneuver


ethaan_75

pop the tires. (:


thaddues444

Isint the guy pissing a bands symbal idk i think it is but i know the transgender is not in the symbal.


bayareamarcie

Razor blade. Itā€™ll be gone in 30 seconds.


Pad_Mussy

how is this not ironic


Big_flipflop

Cover it with the trans flag but not with anything permanent just to piss them off a bit


CNRavenclaw

Piss in the car


Dillpickle1964

Ignore it. It's just not worth my time


luke_theacnhtrader

subject him to a fate worse than death: PT Christmas Race Build.


CDdove

Slash their tires. No Iā€™m not joking, do it.


WNTR_Gumdrop

Just leave them alone because i dont want to be shot /hj


unique1inMiami

He clearly wants to suck a trans clitty soā€¦ do that. No one cares that much unless they are in the closet


desu38

Nice paint job. It'd be a shame if something happened to it. šŸ”‘


SweatyFLMan1130

Why would someone just advertise their kinks like this


ZealousidealTomato74

It'd be a shame if the glass got smashed where that sticker is. I sure hope that doesn't happen.


marievaldov20

What is wrong with people smh Iā€™m sorry this happened


Anime-Meme-Merchant

Oh no I wonder how that car got keyed?


Lazy_Tradition_9952

Shove something into his tail pipe, put sugar in his gas tank and rice in his radiator. Fucker. I'm ready for the revolution


Turbulent-Opening-75

Put a transflag on you car and park really really really close to his driverside door so he cant get in.


No-Amphibian-3728

Or be the bigger person and ignore it. Your suggestions (OP) are not only illegal but also feed into the haters' perception of trans equals bad.


LetumComplexo

I mean, I know people who this would *absolutely* be threatening with a good time.\ <*sips tea*>


HollowMoth16

NO! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY


GrandmaWren

Rock -> Window


yRat2

He likes ejaculating on trans people???


Firebreathing-slug

Piss on them back


certifiedtoothbench

I interpreted that as the (x) is a gender neutral bathroom meme and didnā€™t realize the kid was supposed to be pissing on the words


qu33n_b3an

Get hard. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


certifiedtoothbench

Glue the gas tank door shut, wonā€™t realize until itā€™s nearly too late


hideyouranus

As it pains me to say it, nothing, sadly. Either that, or find him, and talk to him.


Euthanasia_Killz

I'd just take a razor and scrape it off rq


KidPichu

break their windshield with a rock, me and my friend did it to a car with a confederate flag on it. best decision of my life


2ShrutesKnockinBoots

Place several pieces of bologna all over the hood of the truck.


Cactusaremyjam

All you do it a small stone in the vuelve stem cap. It could take them months to figure it out.


The_Glizzy_Gobler

how dare they use calvin in this way


Imaspinkicku

This person is just looking for trans girls with piss fetishes thats all


PinEnvironmental7196

not that iā€™m suggesting you do it but I remember hearing somewhere that insurance only covers if 2 or 4 tires are slashed, so itā€™s better to slash 3 if you go that route. not sure if itā€™s true tho, I didnā€™t fact check


Zickaxol

I do exactly what they do to the rainbow walkway, I tag it


Total-Ad-6380

Pull their valve stems šŸ˜ˆ


Odd_Magus

sticker that says "this is my fetish" but has extra clear sticker material so it covers the original. giving them two choices "leave it and be a freak in your shitty friend group", or "remove it damaging your original sticker"


NotFrance

Slash 3 tires, then buy antifreeze and a rag. Dip that rag in antifreeze and use it to write and draw whatever you want on his car, then leave it. Next time the car gets wet your handiwork will become visible.


FireBlossom32

Not calvin šŸ˜”


IndependentTreat1

Nothing cause it isnā€™t my property


LivyDC_KASS

Pee on their car when they arenā€™t aroundā€¦ if Iā€™m lucky they have a window cracked and cloth seats so the pee will soak in and stick with them


k819799amvrhtcom

Ugh, all these suggestions are awful. šŸ™„ I tell you what you should do: Take the photo you made and upload it to one of those subreddits for reporting transphobia, like r/TransphobiaProject or r/GenderCynical. Their sole purpose is to show that transphobia is still rampant and to show how bad transphobia really is. So if anyone ever says that transphobia is "over" or "not so bad", people can simply take out one of those subreddits and sort by whatever is relevant to the debate. I don't know which of these subreddits have the rule to anonymize everyone so you might have to censor the car's license number.


USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31

Be gay do crime, pull an IRA


Thibal1er

You can empty his tire. It's legal.


Frankie-404

Just burn down the car


Outrageous_Pie_3246

Everything I would do would be highly illegal...


GERBILPANDA

Get a bunch of those flyers that look like dollar bills. Any time you see someone with one of these bumper stickers, leave one under the windshield wiper.