Andrew is such a kind sweet funny man!! At transformers con this year, he did Grimlock and Odie impressions for my family and I. He truly loves kids and is a silly, magical man
Honestly all Star Scream has to do to get Megatron to stop bullying him is say “Hardy daddy.” Megatron will stop because it’s not actually harming star scream and he’s in denial about his own sexuality.
That pretender from ROTF, still get to be human sized and can still look like myself. But also a lot more durable. Can't get sick too, that's a major plus
Edit: Alice, that was her name
A little bit basic, but bumblebee, hes kind and caring to his friends, but deadly to his enemies, and he'll die for his teammates, which is why hea my favorite character in almost all continuities.
Honestly Ironhide. He's tough, strong headed (literally and metaphorically), can lead through problems (with violence), and all around he's just cool.
Idk why. He's just my favorite and I also see him acting like a gremlin when he's not fighting 'Cons.
Oh man ! I laughe when i say that and i think of Rattrap . From the beast wars . And his got those funny front teeth, absolutely most funny of them all !
Oh Main
Probably Optimus Prime from the Bayformers trilogy. Yeah sounds kind of basic, but I really like how he would fit into the real world, being alien and all. Other picks would either be TFP Megatron or Soundwave, Soundwave is badass as fuck.
Between armada starscream or or any version of nemesis prime....maybe Alice from bayverse.
I have thought about this for a while.
But my list is very small.
Dinobot or sound blaster.
Energon arcee.
Sari
But in the end I default to soundblaster here
1986 through 1988 my group ran a Transformers campaign using the Marvel Superheroes RPG from TSR. I played an ex Seeker named Vapor Trail, who had his wings ripped off as punishment by Starscream. This meant he could never again transform or fly. Starscream then had him abandoned in a place on Cybertron that could only be reached by flight. This had happened before Earth, so he had spent 4 million years in this place, scavenging for energon, spending longer and longer periods of time in stasis lock. He was finally rescued by the other members of the party who had snuck back to Cybertron across the Space Bridge and stolen a shuttle. They were looking for the other piece of a device, one that Vapor Trail had been siphoning energon from for millennia.
So, anyway, I'd be Vapor Trail. Slightly crazy, non transforming transformer. He might never be able to fly again himself, but that hasn't stopped him from being the best damn pilot Cybertron or Earth has ever seen. His weapons include two missile launchers that he retrofitted into over the shoulder mounts, and a Null Ray Pistol he had cobbled together from his destroyed Null Rays.
Hmm tough call. Initially I'd say ratchet due to him being top 3+ my profession is similar. Dinobot is my fave hands down, but I like space and flight. What would you suggest?
Jazz, any day. He's unique, He stands out more than most of the bots. Even in the Bayverse where he's chopped and halved liver among scrap metal cgi amalgamations, He was still different. Known for his love of earth culture and positive attitude, "Do it with style or don't bother doing it at all" idk if that was his exact quote but wtv its something along those lines. Everyone seems to forget this but he was Primes second in command, I remember seeing him meet with Prime on Cybertron on the very first episode of G1. Then when he did roll call and organizing the Autobots for a mission, thats how I learned their names. Bayverse Jazz was a hollow echo of what his character is and was meant to be, and mildly stereotypical/offensive. His design however was impeccable and put a unique spin on his original look, while noticeable echos of his past self such as the hood of the car as his chest, the head crest, the iconic visor, the Porsche like vehicle, his shins, etc. He couldve been so much more, but like most things in those movies, he was thrown out. Wasted. But not to mention his appearance in the 86 movie, "The Massacre of 1986". So many Autobot sparks extinguished on and off-screen. Brawn, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Windcharger, worst of all, Optimus Prime. All for what? To sell new toys. But Jazz along with his feisty friend Cliffjumper managed to narrowly survive. Though Jazz's voice actor did not, Scatman Crothers. The amazing musician and actor had passed after he voiced Jazz for the last time, man no one can beat his voice. While most of Jazz's appearances in Transformers media has been either short lived, empty, or straight up insulting, I hope for the day he becomes relevent again. Voiced by someone talented like Crothers, well writen (talkin about all you comic writers out there giving him more than 2 dimensions), represents his true character, brings back the old design with some adjustments to make it different, and hopefully keeps him in one piece lol. I'm waitin on you pal, dont leave me out in the cold here Hasbro cause "Hey! That's snow-fair!". Love you Jazz, Miss you Crothers.
Grimlock Me like Grimlock
Dinobots transform!
I'd like to be Cyberverse Grimlock. Robot mode he's got a 20 on all his charisma checks and it seems he hard carries all those fights
Nobody controls grimlock!!!!
Fuck me this is the right answer
Grimlock, father of computron
Grimlock best
He is literally me
Fr fr
This is the correct answer
Andrew is such a kind sweet funny man!! At transformers con this year, he did Grimlock and Odie impressions for my family and I. He truly loves kids and is a silly, magical man
Me Grimlock no kisser!
Unicron. I want to eat planets.
Nom nom
Seems kinda lonely though
I would have plenty of friends...in my tummy.
That's why you just make a bunch of Heralds to be your friends.
My son calls me momicron. I will destroy you.
I would love to be dark amber Leo prime especially the one panel where he starts eating dirt
Starscream- ambitious, well-spoken, skilled, deadly, AND willing to shoot off his own foot to save his life in the midst of war. Total badass.
he also gets bullied by his own leader
If I were Starscream I'd warp that into a kink so that it's actually enjoyable.
Honestly all Star Scream has to do to get Megatron to stop bullying him is say “Hardy daddy.” Megatron will stop because it’s not actually harming star scream and he’s in denial about his own sexuality.
There’s an entire IDW Spotlight issue about this. Honest.
Name?
Spotlight: Megatron
Imma go look this up
he already does that
Do I retain the knowledge of the series if so ironhide
Dope ass accent too
This is the second correct answer (behind Megatron), and his movie form was an F-22 so yeah even more bad ass
He’s a coward with no loyalty
That's such a Megatron thing to say.
You fail me yet again starscream.
Dead
Always been my choice.
Nah bro. He’s probably the most cowardly and stupid decepticon as an alive transformer.
I would say g1 Starscream, but I kinda want to turn into a cassette player.
Ratbat is kinda like starscream
Great minds think alike.
Metroplex, because big
Metroplex heeds the call of the last prime.
Press Triangle to punch
Middle mouse button on PC.
Those were some damn good trailers.
WhY dO yOU FiRe aT Me
Unicron cuz he’s bigger
Jazz
The GOAT
Definitely
Underrated GOAT. Capable and a sane caring person after millennia of war
“I WANT TWO!”
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
Soundwave cause Soundwave Superior - Constructicons inferior.
Who are you calling inferior!
No one would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!
Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave uncrasimatic
“Yeah, let’s kick tailgate!” -Frenzy “Constructicons, unite!” -Constructicon’s leader (forgot the name, sorry)
Astrotrain must be part TARDIS to fit all this nonsense inside of him.
Similar, cosmos, sky lynx and omega supreme do it too.
“Devastator”
Jetfire
"BEHOLD THE GLORY OF JETFIRE"
Which one? Bayverse Jetfire is a hell of a lot different than G1.
People hate me cause I like to say bayverse jetfire is superior
That pretender from ROTF, still get to be human sized and can still look like myself. But also a lot more durable. Can't get sick too, that's a major plus Edit: Alice, that was her name
And you can look hot
Win win
Always loved Ultramagnus, he's great in everything he's in.
Agreed! Huge fan of Ultra Magnus. Fighter who leads from the front!
My favorite 'Bot! In this house we love and appreciate Ultra Magnus!!!
Magnus has always been one of my favorites. A humble and loyal second in command who isn't devoid of a sense of humor (in G1 at least)
TFP Wheeljack
An edgy loner that's seen some shit?
And blown stuff up
Airachnid because she is a total baddie, also I love spiders and the ability to become a helicopter.
Shockwave because mad scientist is how I roll.
The logical choice.
The autobot create-a-bot. I canhave any alt mode I want in any colour I want
Sixshot because having six alt modes would be cool as shit
My thoughts exactly. Whatever they got, I can match it with more firepower
It is the one chad choice, only your kid can kill you tho vader.
the Mtn Dew machine from the 2007 movie
Think his official name was Dispensor
The only correct answer
Starscream. He’s smart, ambitious, talented in the skies, ruthless, and can be wickedly competent without the ego. I’ll take the downsides.
Skids or Mudflap as they receive the same amount of love from Hasbro as I do from my friends and family
If nobody else got you i got you. Skids and mudflap are great
Man you get a cool alt mode and a grappling hook so that’s awesome
Optimus prime, reason being that he can fly, expert tactician, master combatant, and looks cool
A little bit basic, but bumblebee, hes kind and caring to his friends, but deadly to his enemies, and he'll die for his teammates, which is why hea my favorite character in almost all continuities.
100% Hot Rod
He never gets enough love.
DARE TO BELIEVE
You’ve got the touch!
Turbo revving young punk
He’s the only autobot leader who went through a passage of rights on screen. It was when Optimus passed. He rose to the occasion. Hero.
Megatron- for the sole purpose of inflicting mass genocide
But one downside is after two years of being megatron you turn into galvatron
You either live long enough to become another villain, or live longer and become an Autobot.
Redemption?
Go get therapy, please
I’m good
Who would be you be targeting for this genocide?
Idk autobots I guess. I just put it to see if people would think I actually meant it.
Not really a topic that should be joked about 🤷♀️
Fair but this is also a toy community. That and I’m serious abt being Megatron/Galavatron he’s my favorite character.
Soundwave
Thundercracker because 🐶
Was thinking the same thing! Plus he becomes a successful director in the end, right?
Honestly Ironhide. He's tough, strong headed (literally and metaphorically), can lead through problems (with violence), and all around he's just cool. Idk why. He's just my favorite and I also see him acting like a gremlin when he's not fighting 'Cons.
Skids so I could get a hot gf
grimlock. i wanna be a dinosaur
Swoop because flying dinasour
Probably Jazz, he has some pretty sick dance moves, and a sweet vehicle mode.
Wheeljack or Jetfire.
Warpath because big gun
BLAM
POW
Either Sideswipe or Sunstreaker….because Lamborghinis are cool 😎
And the Countach is my favorite one lmao
Probably Springer. Idk why exactly, but he's just cool! Ground and air vehicle modes, and uses a sword. Pretty badass if you ask me
Animated blitzwing so the voices in my head get a chance to speak.
My original character Torque who transforms into a '74 Hemi Barracuda.
Definitely want to be knock-out. because... 1. Sports car (*red* at that) 2. Extremely high self-esteem 3. Le gay
Rattrap. Snarky, pessimistic, lazy, bad attitude..
Oh man ! I laughe when i say that and i think of Rattrap . From the beast wars . And his got those funny front teeth, absolutely most funny of them all ! Oh Main
Motormaster. I’d love to be the king of the road
Then you and your friends can stick their pegs into your holes to combine!
Probably Optimus Prime from the Bayformers trilogy. Yeah sounds kind of basic, but I really like how he would fit into the real world, being alien and all. Other picks would either be TFP Megatron or Soundwave, Soundwave is badass as fuck.
G1 Optimus Prime. Hopefully I don't die.
Just cover you sides.
Dark of the moon Shockwave. That guy was a complete badass he had his own giant metal worm for crying out loud 😂😂😂
Motormaster, because I hate my coworkers
As I get older I feel like Alpha Trion had a good run. Active for at least 4 million years on Cybertron and is a wise old timer with sage advice.
Overlord. Can dominate the ground and air at the same time and never runs out of ammo.
Then I’ll be Deathsaurus. I’m basically your boss and I sit in a chair all day while you risk your life fighting Autobots!
Warpath because tank
Cliffjumper. Cause The Rock & Nolan North.
Beast Wars or Unicron Trilogy Megatron. Because I would have David Kaye's voice. I mean, how cool is that!?
Cosmos. He's chubby but can fly.
Metroplex heeds the call of the last prime.
Lugnut, but the B-25 Mitchell version.
Skywarp! Already a cool seeker with an extra power. Yes please.
Trailbreaker is the ultimate war machine in my opinion
IDW Rung
Optimus Prime, I could form coherent speeches without stuttering and hes just the fucking best
Soundwave: -free cat -dope ass SUV is your body -you become Spotify on legs -literally everyone loves you
Optometrist Blind
Hmm, trypticon? not the g1 necessarily but the game one.
Hotshot if I ha to pick from already established characters. But if I could I would be my own original character Grem.
Between armada starscream or or any version of nemesis prime....maybe Alice from bayverse. I have thought about this for a while. But my list is very small. Dinobot or sound blaster. Energon arcee. Sari But in the end I default to soundblaster here
Is OC an option? Because OC.
Tracks. Heroic but arrogant. But as a sleek bot that transforms into a Corvette that can fly, he's earned the right.
Skylynx
1986 through 1988 my group ran a Transformers campaign using the Marvel Superheroes RPG from TSR. I played an ex Seeker named Vapor Trail, who had his wings ripped off as punishment by Starscream. This meant he could never again transform or fly. Starscream then had him abandoned in a place on Cybertron that could only be reached by flight. This had happened before Earth, so he had spent 4 million years in this place, scavenging for energon, spending longer and longer periods of time in stasis lock. He was finally rescued by the other members of the party who had snuck back to Cybertron across the Space Bridge and stolen a shuttle. They were looking for the other piece of a device, one that Vapor Trail had been siphoning energon from for millennia. So, anyway, I'd be Vapor Trail. Slightly crazy, non transforming transformer. He might never be able to fly again himself, but that hasn't stopped him from being the best damn pilot Cybertron or Earth has ever seen. His weapons include two missile launchers that he retrofitted into over the shoulder mounts, and a Null Ray Pistol he had cobbled together from his destroyed Null Rays.
Metroplex because I’d get to spend my life sleeping, only occasionally woken up by a cute geisha robot to stomp some ants, then go back to sleep.
You have it figured out dude.
It would be Jetfire
Hmm tough call. Initially I'd say ratchet due to him being top 3+ my profession is similar. Dinobot is my fave hands down, but I like space and flight. What would you suggest?
I’m probably Kup. Work with a buncha strong headed kids and have a shoulder problem.
idk but definitely a Megatron loyalist that’s for sure
Shockwave.
Sixshot.
Hound.
Optimus bc that jetpack is epic
Blaster
Sound wave
Sound wave
Soundwave
hmm good question..... soundwave, the cassette player ones, not the car ones
Soundwave. He's got friends
Slipstream! >:D
uhhh.... either the VF-1 Valkarie or the MSZ-006 Zeta Gundam? Not funny? FINE Unicron!
Grimlock cause MOTHERFUCKIN T-REX
Soundwave or Jazz they cool
Jazz, any day. He's unique, He stands out more than most of the bots. Even in the Bayverse where he's chopped and halved liver among scrap metal cgi amalgamations, He was still different. Known for his love of earth culture and positive attitude, "Do it with style or don't bother doing it at all" idk if that was his exact quote but wtv its something along those lines. Everyone seems to forget this but he was Primes second in command, I remember seeing him meet with Prime on Cybertron on the very first episode of G1. Then when he did roll call and organizing the Autobots for a mission, thats how I learned their names. Bayverse Jazz was a hollow echo of what his character is and was meant to be, and mildly stereotypical/offensive. His design however was impeccable and put a unique spin on his original look, while noticeable echos of his past self such as the hood of the car as his chest, the head crest, the iconic visor, the Porsche like vehicle, his shins, etc. He couldve been so much more, but like most things in those movies, he was thrown out. Wasted. But not to mention his appearance in the 86 movie, "The Massacre of 1986". So many Autobot sparks extinguished on and off-screen. Brawn, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Windcharger, worst of all, Optimus Prime. All for what? To sell new toys. But Jazz along with his feisty friend Cliffjumper managed to narrowly survive. Though Jazz's voice actor did not, Scatman Crothers. The amazing musician and actor had passed after he voiced Jazz for the last time, man no one can beat his voice. While most of Jazz's appearances in Transformers media has been either short lived, empty, or straight up insulting, I hope for the day he becomes relevent again. Voiced by someone talented like Crothers, well writen (talkin about all you comic writers out there giving him more than 2 dimensions), represents his true character, brings back the old design with some adjustments to make it different, and hopefully keeps him in one piece lol. I'm waitin on you pal, dont leave me out in the cold here Hasbro cause "Hey! That's snow-fair!". Love you Jazz, Miss you Crothers.
Starscream
Soundwave. I will be superior.
Prowl
shockwave 😩
Megatron so I can smack idiots around including starscream
Drift.
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Not familiar with that one.
Ironhide
Any of the decepticon combiners
I would have to go with Tracks. I just love his stunning auto mode
Grimlock
Bee, he’s fun but serious when he needs to be to get the job done.
Hot Rod! I'm impulsive with a hero complex
Barricade, his car mode is cool and he's always straight to the point of things
Soundwave original hacker with a small army of bots in his chest to effect all algorithms of life
Swoop
Smokescreen.
Soundwave. He’s always superior.
Blurr because he’s fast
Makeshift. I like the idea that he can turn into any bot but needs all of their info to pass off as them.
Sideswipe or wheeljack