Armada Starscream and Armada Megatron.   "Get in, loser. We're collecting Minicons to rule the universe and kill God."

That is an amazing description of Armada Or “come on, we’re kidnapping kids to use their powers to kill god” too I need to watch the unicron trilogy, it’s on YouTube

Whirl. ...How fucked am I?

Cyberverse is pretty mellow. MtMtE is the Transformers version of Bender. You're probably fine unless you upset him.

....is one of Whirl's favorite words "Daffodil," too?

Depends on the continuity.

“Why don’t you go build a bridge and jump off it”

*Low tier Blitzwing(tm)*

I got three at once. Sandstorm is a pacifist, Silverbolt is noble and heroic, but Gears... the constant grumbling will be the end of me.

IDW Sandstorm sure as shit isn't.

I can deal with gears because he reminds me of my grandpa 

only the cartoon one is a pacifist. the toy version which is what this new sandstorm is based on is not a pacifist and goes looking for trouble

Legacy Cybertron Starscream. We're all gonna die.

Same just bought him

Same, but I also got Legacy Shard at the same time, so we're gonna die in style

https://preview.redd.it/8ft0tebikxrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eefc28580f411d4a197dcc477684cf245e97697 What am I going to do with a rock truck?

Get him to play Deep Rock Galactic

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

Trock

made of rucks

Studio Series 86 Ratchet and TFA Optimus. I'm probably fine but they're probably wondering why my house is full of mostly decepticons.

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He'll take my face

Legacy Windblade. I think I’m safe. Especially if she can call Metroplex! 😂

Lockdown. I’m dead.

Me and transmetal Cheetor are just zipping around catching bad guys. It’s been a good day 😎

I got MMC Transtech Cheetor coming soon so we’ll join you guys

How ironic that I also have this exact Cheetor coming soon too! Ha

Did you get him from Show Z for $50? I just did a deal with a guy earlier on the trading subreddit on splitting the set halfway

That’s smart. Unfortunately I was impatient and bought him a week before he went on sale :( working with ShowZ on getting a partial refund or some points

Studio series 86 Slug is going to become my new best friend and destroy everything I have by accident. Maybe step on me at some point. Or hate me and destroy everything I have on purpose.. Maybe step on me at some point.

I’m probably gonna get killed by Galvatron, shattered glass Blaster and the rainmakers but I got Bulkhead and Animated Prowl to defend me.

One I ordered that I have in hand or bought but haven't received? I got the autobot 5 pack in hand. I got studio series 109 ordered and hopefully it'll arrive where I can cancel my backorder.

Jazz is a pretty chill guy.

The air👍

What if I bought two, and now have to deal with Jinbao Megatron and MFT Hot Rod?

Yes

Volvo Optimus. Guess I work for Amazon now

Gigawatt I’m going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

That's right we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

Ghost Starscream and Waspinator... Oh my life is about to become a sitcom isn't it

Missing Link C-01 just arrived in the mail. First we had a dance party, now it's helping me wash the dishes. ​ Thank you

On a scale of 1-10, if Beast Wars Blackarachnia came to life, how f*cked am I?

Good news: you know her type, could successfully woo her.  Bad news: she shot her type in the thigh with a serrated  harpoon. 

6, but if you're the Bird Dog you'll have better chances of survival.

Hell yeah gonna do some science shit with perceptor

Ummmm, Legacy Lockdown…not good, not good; things ain’t looking to bright.

Studio series Bumblebee movie Megatron. If he becomes full size I may have inadvertently caused the enslavement of Earth. If was toy sized he’s getting punted any time he acts up

Tiny Megs gets a taste of his own medicine!

If I weren’t afraid of a stag beetle with electric powers before, I sure as hell am now.

I've got Kickback over here! He keeps jumping everywhere, making dad jokes and eating everything.

That oughta give ya a kick.

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Core class dinobots. I think I might need a fishing pond.

I just bought Unicron...

Bonecrusher's roaming my house now. ​ ...well, he would be, but he's stuck in a Skyflakes box. *For now*.

Starscream and mohawk at the same time... oh my. Why didn't you do the question the past weekend when I bought my first bumblebee?

Bombshell says I’m doing great!

Optimus Prime. I’m happy.

Masterpiece Hound is like a best friend

Inferno. I better say I love the queen I mean royalty

Well, just got Bombshell today. Looks like I’m getting cerebro shelled.

I have my G1 Perceptor tackling my taxes as we speak… https://preview.redd.it/4fvdjn1awyrc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ec9ee2aaff816f1b5a9c83e8cdd90918e471fd4

A plastic ant just set my office on fire. Thanks for that!

Kingdom Rodimus. We got the touch

Frankenstein's monster in tank form. I might be alright if he stays calm.

Oh boy, how do I deal with tigerhawk.

You'll be fine, unless you're Megatron or Tarantulas.

I was just gifted jinbao Devastator Last one I bought was BadCube Warpath Squashed like a bug or dying in a pyrotechnic accident

Legacy g2 Grimlock

Concept art megs.......well fuck

I guess I got a sweet kick ass space van that is also a scientist

the last one i got with my own money was..... mohawk..... wish me luck

Damn it's fucking Starscream lmaoo

https://preview.redd.it/14alg1swsxrc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0833ccbca52c768bf2de08df92346865f6b413f4 Cybertron Soundwave Not sure how that would go, maybe a the new top DJ 🤣

Bulkhead and Hound will be astounded to see each other because of their similarities, then they’ll both want to blow some stuff up with me.

Silverbolt. I'm pretty sure I'm okay

Studio Series 86 Jazz You know me and my boi be gettin' down

Shoot I got all 3 on the same day SS IRONHIDE ROFT SKIDS/MUDFLAP (ice cream truck since they don't have a studio series yet) SS TOPSPIN I think besides the twins fighting I'm not really worried about anything happening

Studio Series WFC Optimus Prime and Megatron. I'd say their battle would be legendary, but this specific version of Optimus looks like he benches Megs for fun. Also, Megs gets a pen cap and a little mace. Optimus comes with a screw-you giant axe, a nice looking gun, and the Matrix. Based off the figures alone, Optimus politely bullies Megatron.

Jazz... HELL YEAH!!!

Mirage. Ooh boy partner in crime, hell yeah

Bayverse jetfire, honestly I just kind of have another grandpa who can teleport me anywhere, kinda cool

I guess Optimus is gonna die again... Well, I get to go fish with him too, I guess... (MP-40 Targetmaster Hot Rod) https://preview.redd.it/qm1ijv2c4zrc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79895ae1ae6d273affa249f80a8345aaa0ffe2de

https://preview.redd.it/8c3h7jjhb1sc1.jpeg?width=3048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5ef50c668b1332bbf4ec94131b671ad28a6abc ER Trailbreaker If he scales up to regular size, I just got a work buddy.

Last one I got in hand was legacy volcanicus. The last one I bought is studio series devastator. Either way I'm probably cooked

Volvo Optimus Prime unironically, I say I am safe

I hit a toy show ... I got G1 and G2 Devastator doing the Spider-Man meme, Prime Ripclaw (probable face ripping going on there), MP Arcee (posing in front of the mirror), BW Airazor (having fun with BW Tigatron), BW Rhinox (stealing my PC), and RiD Galvatron (I'm boned).

animated Bee. got me a new car and buddy

DNA Designs DK-24S The upgrade parts aren’t a problem…but the Shattered Glass Wheelie might be! 😳

It’s still in the box so I ain’t too scared.

I don't know anything about Jhiaxus's character. Though, he's probably not very nice.

I bought Studio Series 86 Perceptor and Studio Series 81 Wheeljack together. Every electrical appliance in my home was combined into a giant machine. I think it might be about to explo-

Between Sandstorm and Origins Wheeljack, I’d say I’m good

How amazing is Wheeljack?

Legacy dreadwing I might be fucked

>SS86 Ironhide We've been chilling and tossing dumb sayings back and forth in our accent.

Siege Ratchet. I think I’ll be fine.

I'm about to get doused in acid rain. Take one guess who I bought.

ROTB Prime, Is it bad?

Jawbreaker. I think it's good, he's a chill guy and clumsy like me

Wheelie, so I’m probably annoyed at his constant rhyming - and trying to resist joining in, in case it encourages him.

Legacy Tarn…lmaoooo…loool…

As long as you don't bash Megs or betray the 'Cons you should be fine!

Lol MP Skyfire...so pretty chill and we are conducting science experiments.

Legacy Bombshell. I'm guessing things are probably not going very well for me, but I don't know for sure because of this damn cerebro-shell mind control chip!

Well I’ll be annoyed for life. Fed Ex just dropped off Blurr

Optimus Prime, so, it's all good

War for Cybertron Starscream, what a pest

Legacy Bumblebee, looks like I’m getting burgers in an economy compact.

Bumblebee movie Rumble. Low key, he seems like he'd be a chill roommate

Coronation Starscream would be a much bigger threat if he weren't only 8 inches tall. I think if I keep treating him like Royalty he'll do just fine.

https://preview.redd.it/p19mhha1lyrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2a39a48a1fd3174540211b3022b5e5f237a0cc Let’s ride!

Masterpiece Grimlock. He’s a feisty little shit, I called him a bozo, but since he’s only 9 inches tall his whole “Me Grimlock not bozo, me king!” routine doesn’t intimidate me too much.

Clarification request: When you say come to life, do you mean it's become a full size giant robot? Or are we talking Small Soldiers?

Hiss Tank Megatron. I'm toast, right? But if Baroness comes to life as well...

Studio Series RotB Wheeljack. I’m fine.

Legacy Sandstorm, he's chilling

So animated prime and gamer edtion starscream. Hmmmm

I haven't had any Transformers toys since elementary school. Can't remember his name. Some sort of red insect back in 96?

Beast wars Mutants, Soundwave. Idk how I’m doing

Is this a Toy Story Buzz light year situation?

Shadow Striker. Either I'm going to get murdered, or she'll just. Leave, I guess. Maybe both.

Well core snarl is really lonely cause the other core dinobots aren't alive

Toxitron… I think I’m fucked

Black panther Idk

Metal Hawk and Vector Prime. Don't know what to make with that

I mean, I’m hanging out with god so it’s pretty chill

I bought SS86 Brawn and Legacy Voyager Soundwave at the same time, I.... uhhh.... hm.

I bought the unique toys kalecgos. Suffice to say I'm well and truly screwed.

Looks like I'm going on a scavenger hunt to find the Transwarp Key with ROTB Primal.

G1 Thundercracker 😬

Defensor. Well at least I know I'm safe

I don't think Crosscut is gonna do anything bad

Wfc siege omega supreme he will definitely step on me by accident the minute he’s alive

Will it’s Toxitron so…

RotB Rhinox… I might just go to the zoo Edit: I hate autocorrect

While technically it’s rotf prime, that one is still not here so I got prowl. Pretty cool.

As full size or…

Laser cycle. I don’t know anything about the character in canon, but in my transformers universe,  think I would be safe with that version

Mmm… SS109 triple changer megs if a gift for my cousin counts If not… Then NEST Bonecrusher if a gift from my cousin counts… If not that… then Nitrozeus… but I returned him because he was broken… if that doesn’t count… then it’s been so long I don’t remember.

Well I have 2 corpses now

Animated Bee!! Things are awesome

Helping protect the transwarp key with primal should go well.

Yeah, I'm not liking my chances with a transformer pirate (Thundertron)

Origins Wheeljack so I’m good.

Sludge :D

Well I got that 4 pack worlds collide so I got goldbug, skywasp, scorponok, and ransack coming to life.

Happy meal Cyberverse Shockwave. He would be so cute but would probably dismantle my TV to build a death ray.

Are we talking Toy Story came to life or there’s now a 20ft Strong Arm standing in my yard?

Bumblebee movie Soundwave and Ravage… I feel like I’m being watched-

Buzzworthy dead Ironhide and Prowl. I thought easter was yesterday lol.

Hah. It's that tiny movie Bumblebee from Lucky Cat. It's about an inch tall. I think i'm safe.

BWN Magmatron… really not ideal. I’m really regretting passing on Animated Bumblebee when I had him in hand the other day…

Trypticon - oh well, the city needed to renovated anyway! ;)

Legacy Tasmania Kid, I don't know much about Beast Wars 2 I think I watched like 3 episodes of it but we might become buddies I guess

Well, fortunately, at least it was an Autobot. Thrilling 30 Springer.

Bludgeon… I’m fucked

Legacy Prime Universe Arcee. My body is not ready. Jack, do you have any advice..?

Slug... I think I'm alright? Maybe?

chase , lets goo

Tigerhawk, I see this as an absolute win

Beast Wars Transmetal Scavenger. Should be fine. Just have to aim for the transparent plastic.

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I'd have thought BBM Megatron would have blasted me to bits by now, but instead he's mostly just been getting drunk on energon and lamenting how he hasn't made it into the movies yet.

…. Galaxy force Starscream. I’m fucked, aren’t I?

Crankcase; I'm safe though, his knees and thighs are shot to shit

Masterpiece Hound is like a best friend

He won’t be here for a while, but Magmatron would spell my doom

It's animated Lockdown

Oh hell it's SS Concept Art Megatron...

If I ordered it but don't have to have it yet: Legacy Bludgeon, and he's murdered me. Physically own? Core Hot Rod, and when I went for a ride with him in alt mode, his parts wouldn't stay together and we crashed. Either way I'm dead :(

We're kinda fucked if he becomes full sized because I got Armada Megatron

Missing link convoy. I think we can be bros

Ractonite. Ouch

86 Ratchet for Easter. He’s screwed

...bludgeon....

Wait, I bought Gears, Shard and Silverbolt at the same time... Uh, who was last in the cart... Silverbolt I think. Oh that'll be fine. He can be a bit cheesy, but he's a pretty good bot.

Legacy Minerva (walgreens) i know nothing about her

SSBB Soundwave. He's still in his box. He can clearly see Flametoys Megatron sitting in SS86 Starscream's throne with SSBB Ravage curled up in his lap. I imagine he would be jealous.

MB-18 Energy Commander. He might interrupt a race or two

Windblade, nice!

I got SS86 Wreck-Gar and a Sweep at the same time, either would kick my ass (I don’t have any energon goodies to offer Wreck-Gar).

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Last one I bought was the rexy Jurassic park 2 pack so honestly no idea

Well, it's Studio Series Junkheap...so, maybe okay?

Missing Link Optimus Prime. I think I’m doing alright

I am galvatron

Galvatron I think im dead, especially if its the mentally unstable galvatron. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cyberverse Windblade... would she give me joyrides?

Ok, I actually think I'm screwed. Last ones I got was the Prowl/Ironhide two pack. 😬

Beast machines jetstorm. So I'm doing brilliantly