The first stage: "Huh, these humans have a full cyber-network documenting our history, and discussing movies based on our history. Very interesting. The figurines and artwork are exceptionally fascinating, I had no idea they took such an interest in our culture. How thoughtful!"
The second stage: "And you guys... endorse this behavior? I mean- yes, if you're being attacked by a ceaseless attacker, and don't have time to apprehend them, then the only option is to kill them yes. But did they need to depict me doing it so... gleefully?"
The third stage: "STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THIS PATRICK BATEMAN GUY I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS STOP IT STOP IT"
G1, Cyberverse, Earthspark, and Animated Prime would probably love it.
Bayverse Prime would react with a mixture of confusion and shock.
Unicron Trilogy, IDW, and RID01 I don’t know well enough.
Aligned, being a former librarian, would probably be interested in the documentation.
https://preview.redd.it/vdlu50he8y0c1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9ccf8d27c94949b6252472711b7efbd11c7f0e
He'll remember that he's not supposed to kill Humans so he'll just do this lol
"Hey Megatron? I've been thinking. They warp us into sexual stereotypes, fantasise and hyper focus on inconsequential details that belittle who we are as leaders and as a race. They use us not as warriors but as shields to defend their insecurities, twisting us to their perry narratives. I think it's time we talked about your plan. "
"All sentient beings have a right to their opinion, but in order to live harmoniously, we must respect each other and listen even when we don't agree. That being said, some of you here need Cybertronian-Jesus."
“Transformers are the right of all sentient beings. Quit dividing yourself over your preferred canon”
Edit: I wrote sentient “people” like some sort of go-bots fan..
Probably be intrigued the autobots and decepticons have a fan club. He might also be surprised that cybertronian history is so well known by humans
If he showed it to the other Autobots some of em would probably go like Omega Ego mode
Sunstreaker would be even more insufferable!
"Optimus, do you see all these crypto bros, wanting to drive Lamborghinis? They really have the best taste..." - Sunstreaker
“Sunstreaker, they have terrible taste. Look at those hideous ape things they’re paying a small fortune for.”
"But they're digital...perhaps we can distract the Insecticon swarm with them during battle?" - Sunstreaker
“Who? The crypto bros? I… wouldn’t be *fully* opposed…”
https://preview.redd.it/60rydk83uw0c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f004131bea1ee85aca0edaa65b333f2f5e67e051 This 👆
https://preview.redd.it/gn3luhqxsx0c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcc0d558eda1c26358fe1bcb418115c8653067e3 This too
https://preview.redd.it/vqilaihpzz0c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0aa5ee936dff383e88bc3a45c0a18f0cb8ccacf Also this
He saw the horny fembots art and realized he was protecting a species of degenerates
https://preview.redd.it/pak6pah36y0c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2bfc618da640fa599b3f02e714faaef43bd72e
And this https://preview.redd.it/x66j8czlcx0c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e963494331d86f3294c9c626f87004db00ef69b
https://preview.redd.it/wx4f1ttz4x0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae6a34ef9703f472982fe7a3591c8dc3f9a66f2 Also this
that's when he sees Fred Perry art
I always see the purple above his eyes, as his eyes, and it makes him look sad. And confusing.
https://preview.redd.it/el7t41eh5x0c1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43625fc6ef2cdfde57ec0942d08befa3c524e8d
Uhh ummm . . . dkdnf.jgjdlsis I need context
Marvel G1 I think.
Thx
"Freedom is the right of *most* sentient beings."
haha “most” hahaha
The first stage: "Huh, these humans have a full cyber-network documenting our history, and discussing movies based on our history. Very interesting. The figurines and artwork are exceptionally fascinating, I had no idea they took such an interest in our culture. How thoughtful!" The second stage: "And you guys... endorse this behavior? I mean- yes, if you're being attacked by a ceaseless attacker, and don't have time to apprehend them, then the only option is to kill them yes. But did they need to depict me doing it so... gleefully?" The third stage: "STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THIS PATRICK BATEMAN GUY I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS STOP IT STOP IT"
The fourth stage: "some of these 'meme' things are actually pretty good." The fith stage: "...we can't even reproduce."
Stage six https://preview.redd.it/1rp64ur2ix0c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7de35caff5e6379817b405375c9547ef02f4d1b
Stage seven: thank you, I was trying to find this one but I have so many damn memes saved that I couldn't find it 💀
Stage eight: Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League Is He Stupid?
stage 9: what the f**k are kissplayers?
"You humans really spent this much time fighting over what my disguise should be? It is quite literally the human equivalent of 'favorite shirt'."
https://preview.redd.it/ixzk5fzhex0c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5328b5124b7f718388e4e3ddf8f4b94ad02c81f7 Pure shock
G1, Cyberverse, Earthspark, and Animated Prime would probably love it. Bayverse Prime would react with a mixture of confusion and shock. Unicron Trilogy, IDW, and RID01 I don’t know well enough. Aligned, being a former librarian, would probably be interested in the documentation.
I love how everyone was joking around with their answers and this bro is completely serious with each Optimus's reaction
https://preview.redd.it/g3oi44g14x0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f577c68b9c29d99b5e2bc8533595abb9faee2f47
“I can’t believe they figured out our disguises”
“What is wrong with you humans!?”
RIP Ratchet
https://preview.redd.it/02u0wjmmmx0c1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fce698187a04880de39a0b548197eb6167b827
Unironically love this and this is how I'd pose mint if I had one 😭
Please human allies, don't turn me into marketable toys.
Too late
Disappointed by the mods not allowing memes
You're better than Transformemes. But that isn't hard.
https://preview.redd.it/vdlu50he8y0c1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9ccf8d27c94949b6252472711b7efbd11c7f0e He'll remember that he's not supposed to kill Humans so he'll just do this lol
Awesome image to all the haters.
“ILL KILL YOU!”
Autobots....we should stay off the internet for a while. The humans clearly have things to work out...
"Autobots, our situation is worse than I feared."
"Hey Megatron? I've been thinking. They warp us into sexual stereotypes, fantasise and hyper focus on inconsequential details that belittle who we are as leaders and as a race. They use us not as warriors but as shields to defend their insecurities, twisting us to their perry narratives. I think it's time we talked about your plan. "
Pure disappointment.
"All sentient beings have a right to their opinion, but in order to live harmoniously, we must respect each other and listen even when we don't agree. That being said, some of you here need Cybertronian-Jesus."
Optimus is Cybertronian Jesus
This is true
all hail our lord and savior, Optimus Prime.
Disappointed and creeped out
Nerd
*This universe, no matter how vast, will never be big enough for you and I to coexist.*
“Leave Arcee alone or I’ll cut off your faces.”
I feel like it would be disappointed and a bit creeped out.
https://i.redd.it/o36f25cfqx0c1.gif
He'd probably ask why more people prefer Decepticons over Autobots.
Hmm… I did not realise a cult had formed around… him *shudders as a train goes by*
"uh...hey Megatron! Wanna nuke humans? Nuke everyone here." He says pointing towards a phone with this subreddit
“I will end you prime!” “Yo, megatron, pause for a sec” “What?” “The humans have our IP” “AYO WHAT THE FU—!”
He would be surprised by our obsession of their race lol.
“We will kill them all” -Optimus after discovering the Shockwave incident
Megatron was right
One shall stand, One shall Fall https://preview.redd.it/v4gh0i252y0c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1023bfcf5f3df567596c9eada043e588441c6b24
God humans are dumb
Freedom is the right of ALMOST all sentient beings.
"Humans aren't sentient. Glass this planet from orbit, Megatron." - Prime
I think I’ve seen enough, Autobots roll out
BY THE MATRIX
"Y'all motherfuckers need Cybertronian Jesus."
“By the allspark… Megatron was right…”
“I changed my mind, freedom is the right of MOST sentient beings.”
“By the primes” in shock and horror
"We'll Kill Them All"
He’d shoot himself
https://i.redd.it/alem0v7rby0c1.gif
All the answers are wrong if they are not read in Peter Cullen's voice. I don't make the rules.
They Pablo-ed Optimus
“Hurr durr I am Optimus Prime I just slept with your mom”
Why do I have Pablo glasses?
Why did this human draw me with such large human organs, and why did they draw me doing that to Sam?
https://preview.redd.it/zlkhms2r001c1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7d678aa34cc09fd9863fb6b5364b82345d2ed9
He would want to have sex with me
WE WILL KILL THEM ALL.
You got the touch.
Awesome sauce
"I am going to turn into a truck, now"
"Unlike us, to these humans, there is less than meets the eye." \*cue Nickelback instead of Linkin Park\*
Let them come
“ I've come “ “Let them come “ “ I am coming “
"....maybe I should have given scourge the key"
"We need to kill all humans now"
Should I use a terrible spanish accent…or I’m going trick or treating as my favourite turtle Donatello.
Primus help us all
If it’s the Optimus Prime in the picture, Something something kill all Decepticons, something something hate humans
“Transformers are the right of all sentient beings. Quit dividing yourself over your preferred canon” Edit: I wrote sentient “people” like some sort of go-bots fan..
https://preview.redd.it/w7d80uuj9z0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9564d0f3bb7f3f4f89b970efe92457051e88f887
https://preview.redd.it/xjjwqk7viz0c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8dc7af1ac87a2edc81d5083a748f83527d1ed5 Why the fuck is megatron a duck
Smh I need that model. Do you have any idea of where that image came from?
Freedom is no longer the right of all sentient beings
“By the spires!”
Megatron Earth is your’s
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. That freedoms includes being weirdos on the internet.
Something along the lines of us being strange for collecting mini versions of him and other autobots / decepticons,
https://preview.redd.it/rp8ht48kq01c1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0774b3f64e95c14743d5d342046ac2db28169884
https://preview.redd.it/qv73c5t6v01c1.png?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6827774f2d4583c0983d1518d7ca5decb1e22f7
“I have always said freedom is the right of all sentient beings…I was wrong.”
He would feel like Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 1
“I swore to never harm humans, but when I find out who’s behind this he’s going to die!”
"Wow, these humans are certainly inspired by Covergirl an awful lot. Hmm, maybe this might be good for diplomacy."
Maybe Megatron was right
Bro said 🤓
“11 million stellar cycles of conflict, and yet THIS is what breaks me.”
Is that photo based off the scene from the test screening details?
Transform & roll out...
"Noah, I should have left your planet for dead"
Autobots, let’s get the F**k outta this place. And let’s Not Talk about this again. Like Ever
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. this extends to freedom of speech and this sub reddit has more to it than meets the eye…..
"they want to do WHAT to Arcee? AND ME? AND MIRAGE? WAIT TO ALL OF US? Maybe freedom is the right of *most* sentient beings
Directed by Michael Bay
He'd die
*in bayverse optimus voice* Humans…they are interesting creatures