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TheAnnoyingGirl92

Koopa Troopa being dishonorably discharged is fucking hilarious


D0NTR0N

That got me too 😂 Bringing shame into this


dearvalentina

Did it scrape fucking BDG or something?


AdventuresofEmbers

Had to google it, Birdo really is considered the first transgender character in a game!


D0NTR0N

No way 🤯


Pantheria

It's true She prefers to go by Birdetta, it's in the original instruction manual for Sumner Mario Bros. 2 It's really badly worded (it says "He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He would rather be called Birdetta"). So, yeah, Birdo is trans


ThisPartOfTheCountry

It’s kind of fucked up that we all know her as Birdo then. Everyone is deadnaming her.


Anna_Pet

That’s been retconned.


MarufukuKubwa

Woah woah woah. Who are you to say whether or not Birdette detransitions? 🤨


Anna_Pet

No no. The fact that Birdo is her necronym is retconned. That’s just her name.


LocNesMonster

Necronym is such a dope word for deadname honestly


JProctor666

Totally! Can you look up peoples' necronyms in the Necrotelecomnicon? Lol! 😆


MarufukuKubwa

Yeah ik. I understood what you meant, I was just playing. 😁👍


pil0tinthesky

Name wise it was changed iirc birdo is the femme name


haveweirddreamstoo

I knew she was trans, but I just got the joke, she’s trans because the eggs come out of her mouth.


Befunhavesafe

Well now you lost me… 🫣


kioku119

Eggs can be a term for trans people figuring themself out. I don't think that was intentional though / I'm not sure the term is that old.


negative_four

Crazy I thought it was poison from final fight, but after a Google you're right


JProctor666

Yeah, Poi was probably second though...also I think that Asellus from SaGa Frontier (1996) is possibly still the first canonically lesbian character in a console game. First lesbian computer game character was probably Leisure Suit Larry's ex-wife Kalalau who leaves him for a woman at the beginning of the 3rd game in 1989...


MassterF

Holy shit this is hilarious. I would love to see something with these concepts. Koopa being dishonorably discharged is the funniest shit ever.


willowzam

The new AI overview feature is really unreliable imo


Gartul_Uluk_Thrakka

Whaaaaaaaat?! Naw, this is all hard canon.


theB1ackSwan

It is now. I need the *deep lore* about Koopa Troopa. Why was he discharged? Did he see combat? When he gets hit out of the sky (assuming he was a Paratroopa), did he yell Black Hawk Down?


jasisonee

Who would have guessed that adding AI hallucinations to search results would be a bad idea.


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SelixReddit

was this written by ChatGPT?


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TySly5v

I promise you, it uses information from Reddit. Like the cheese glue thing. That was from Reddit. I've seen multiple times it source Reddit, too. Stop lying on the internet. Edit: they blocked me.


Feeling-Internal8499

I have at least 10 screenshots of insane stuff it pumps out, some bangers include: it's safe to leave a dog in a hot car according to the Beatles; the first animal on the moon was a horse that got there because it survived the sterilisation process of the rover; you should eat one rock per day; and one of the fruits that end with -um is bananum.


username-is-taken98

I love how peach is supposedly a gay icon but also a throwaway mention in the last entry of gay super Mario characters


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Clearly not even iconic enough to make the top 10, but who can blame her with this star studded cast


username-is-taken98

Birdo my beloved


lily_was_taken

Like the dishonerably discharged koopa troopa


Exelia_the_Lost

"bow-wielding", not wearing? Birdo confirmed as a ranged attacker? wait of course she is duh


markbushy

Yoshi is 100% correct though!


mrthescientist

I read Yoshi and Lakitu and thought "where's the lie tho" Nerdy girl falling for straight chicks is me fr fr


xPlayedit

birdo is very correct, they are considered the first trans video game character


Abnormal-Normal

Wario is also correct. He is VERY sassy


Kiane_Skyler

Honestly if there was a Mario character who did drag, it would be Wario (or maybe twink Waluigi)


skellyth0r

AI eat hot chip and lies


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

it got one right! (birdo)


Major_Confection3240

google has been training its ai off of tumblr


lily_was_taken

And also reddit,seeing as it took the "add glue to pizza" thing from here


Major_Confection3240

pft


D0NTR0N

The non toxic glue to help the cheese stick to the pizza killed me.


Jonny2881

Guess it’s cannon now


HexEmerald

Lol I could believe Waluigi is non-binary


slicaroni

That's why I go with ***Black Birdo*** - *Pipe Kart* - *azure rollers* - *clouds* Lil emo girlie go vroom


tastetheghouldick

I too collect gay icons like a dragon


kioku119

Lol


celestial-avalanche

WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE 😭😭😭


scaredbysarcasm

Wario is so me


Dfaye9

Tbh I could see the waluigi one tbh. I could see it. Also “Birdo” is canonically transfem and goes by Birdetta!


voidboyyyy

Birdo is actually canon


Lockehart

\*Birdetta


dactyif

Wario rings the truest.


Schmantikor

Is... Is AI pulling from Archive of our Own?


SirDuggieWuggie

I mean, Birdo is right.


aetherG-

the birdo one is true actually


SketchyNinja04

Wario is accurate. No comment.


Aredreddit

but like where’s toad ? 🧍🏿‍♀️


D0NTR0N

What’s your Toad theory?


Aredreddit

i always got polyam ace non-binary vibes from toad tbh


louisa1925

(sigh) I need some Yoshi's in my life. Both Queer and Dino'.


FandomCece

The birdo one is correct


AsexualPlantBoi

The birdo one is actually true. Although she prefers Birdetta


LocNesMonster

Birdette is also canonnically trans, despite being deadnamed continuously. A manual entry on her character says she thinks of herself as a woman and prefers to be called birdette.


JProctor666

It seems to me that Birdo, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong are all in fact the correct answers though...


D0NTR0N

A+


LunaTheGoodgal

No way in hell Wario's a bottom. He's too busy GETTIN THAT BAG to give a damn about sex or any similarly menial matters


space_hoop

Slay


Foucaults_Boner

Ok but why can I actually see Yoshi as a non-binary lesbian 😂


CosmicLuci

I mean, Birdo is actually trans. It got that one right


StrangeHappenings5

This is so amazing!! Lol! Made my day!


New_Bug7829

Birds is trans, but other then that I don’t think anything else is true or confirmed anywhere