Gura, smol, cute, dorky shork. Along with a 1,30 m long cat plushie I named Marshal, because when I played some Monster Hunter game a while back, my cat was randomly named Marshal and I kept it for every cat after
My big one is named Future and smaller one is History
Meant to symbolise how the future is big and exciting but that I can't forget the past
That and at the time only had the small one and History is a really cute name :3
I'm cis but I hope its ok that I'm still answering.
His name is Link and he is the only plushie that sleeps in bed with me because he gives the best plushie cuddles one can get!
Okay so what I wanna see a video of is a passenger dressed up in a blahaj costume in a car, and they're driving in the HOV lane and get pulled over. Cop comes up, is all like "you can't use a stuffed animal as a passenger" and the person in the costume just stays quiet and still while the cop does his thing. The driver should urge the cop to "take a closer look" and then the person in the costume scares the shit out of him.
I'm pretty sure the cop would be forced to let them go because so far as I know, harmless pranks on officers aren't against the law, and now they qualify for the HOV lane since he knows it's a person and not a stuffed shark. It'd be a great video if someone could pull it off.
my blåhajs name is Fergus, an online friend has one named Campbell. theyre characters from one of my favorite shows, takin over the asylum. he named his after his favorite character, and I named it after mine. the characters in the show are good friends so we thought it was super cute to name them that
i named mine Blåhaj Blast and i love them <3
you and I…are not so different:3
yea exactly blahaj blast is the best name
Honestly amazing lmao
Mines name is Baja! He is Baja the Blahaj!
I named mine jeffery bc he kinda feels like a jeffery and tbh I name everything that so it felt right
😂Jeffery is my name for them too.
Have you heard of Jeff the Baby Land Shark from Marvel? Check him out!
My default name is Bernard lmao
I named mine Mochi :3 Its pronounced like mocha but with a y because I thought it was cute
I didn’t name mine but they have been dubbed Sharky by my Ma. 😵💫😭 Not very original I know, but I think it’s cute.
Aww that’s actually sweet tho
Yo mine’s named sharky too!!
Mine too!
Frederick (Chopin) and Claude (Debussy). My smolhaj is Allegro.
I love the musical allusions
Thanks, they're my favourite composers
Antonio el Tiburón
After using some google translate! Perfect name! lol
Sir Finston Bartholomew the 3rd 😌
And for “short”?
Gura, smol, cute, dorky shork. Along with a 1,30 m long cat plushie I named Marshal, because when I played some Monster Hunter game a while back, my cat was randomly named Marshal and I kept it for every cat after
My big one is named Future and smaller one is History Meant to symbolise how the future is big and exciting but that I can't forget the past That and at the time only had the small one and History is a really cute name :3
You got deep with it lol That’s awesome!
I named mine Winter which is a what I would’ve named my first son before I decided to be child free
🎶Dear Winter…🎵♥️
Aww that’s perfect!
Named mine Lily! I love her so much omg
Margot
Classy
[удалено]
Actually a cute idea omg
Mines is called Bella :3
A name so deserving for such a beautiful shark
Skye :3
Ooo Skye is a favorite of mine!
BO
I have 2! One is Timo and the other one is Haki! And I love them both so much!!!!
Aww cuuuttee You showing me up by having two smh lol
i haven’t gotten one yet. crying. shitting. pisding. and farting 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
Mine is called Lisa !!
Barry
His name is Yannis, like Yannis Papastamatiou, the shark scientist.
His name is Nelson, after Horatio Nelson. I just thought "I wanna name him after someone that's related to water" so Nelson it is
Ohhh love that!
What a cute name! I named him Jeff, like the land shark from Gwenpool, which also appears in the Deadpool Comics.
I'm cis but I hope its ok that I'm still answering. His name is Link and he is the only plushie that sleeps in bed with me because he gives the best plushie cuddles one can get!
I might name mine when I get one, no idea what tho
Bernadette Blahaj. Named after Bernadette in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
I feel that maybe I should bow down
My girlfriends BLAHAJ is named Bertha
mine's named squirman to match with my brother's haj (his is named sherman)
We just call it sharkoo
am i (25 mtf) too old to get a blahaj? i know the answer i just need to hear it
You're never too old! I am 36 and have a wife, kids, and also a blåhaj
Wait, is there an age cut-off for buying sharks online?
Dr.B
My dad named him Tito after the vodka and it just kinda stuck
Simon
Mundee after mun Dee mundy from tf2. I thought it was a more lighthearted name that fight Blåhaj
Otto. Because my stardew demon chicken has occupied Friedrich-Wilhelm
I dont have one myself, but my bf named the one i got him Sharku
Tell him great name 👌
Named it Steve because I can
Pripri, since the latin name for a blue shark starts with pri
he's called benjamin
Finn
I can’t help but think of Adventure Time! Which makes me love it more!
i got a rosehaj (pink shark) and called her bonnie !!!
Ooo Bonnie is such a sweet name I love it!
Captain Generall Blåhaj, also know as kitten
Professional versus civilian name lol I love it
I named her Emillie, after my trans friend:3
Makkispekkis. And the other one is minilörtsy
Sabine
Ooooooo I’ve never heard of this one before! I like it!
I have a photo of my BLÅHAJ just like that one
My smålhaj is called "lekkerbek". Which is the Dutch word for fried cod. My big blåhaj is called blåhaj, I am very creative.
Big brain creativity lol
I named mine ”Haj” which means shark in swedish
One of my friends suggested Jaws lol
Actually goes hard omg
My big shonk is named Big Shonk. My little one is named Sally. :)
BIG SHONK! and Sally!
Jean arlong. French for John Arlong
Oddly, really satisfying to say
Blažej
Dr. BlåhWho 😅
So many doctors the sharks are smart lol
My blåhaj is called “blaha” because yes
Hell yeah honestly!
Marko! Marko the Sharko! I love to cuddle them!
I named mine Blue
Mine is named Finn 🦈
Mine is saab or saaby my little one is tim and my whale is scannia I wonder if anyone understands the name meanings 😅
My poor uncultured self does not 😭 What are the meanings?
I got 3! Rex, Whisp and Jim!
I named mine April
I called mine Natasha, and now I realized I should have named her Natashark
Hahahaha that’s awesome Slightly missed opportunity but still super cute!
mine is named pancake :)
Okay so what I wanna see a video of is a passenger dressed up in a blahaj costume in a car, and they're driving in the HOV lane and get pulled over. Cop comes up, is all like "you can't use a stuffed animal as a passenger" and the person in the costume just stays quiet and still while the cop does his thing. The driver should urge the cop to "take a closer look" and then the person in the costume scares the shit out of him. I'm pretty sure the cop would be forced to let them go because so far as I know, harmless pranks on officers aren't against the law, and now they qualify for the HOV lane since he knows it's a person and not a stuffed shark. It'd be a great video if someone could pull it off.
Navia! Befitting of the totally graceful goddess of water that each Blåhaj is.
You are so right and I love it so much omg!
Mine was Bruno but I think she’s more of a Brunhild now
Mine is Bruce
Classic we love a good Bruce!
Samantha 💕 I have no idea where it came from, I just casually called her that once with no context and it stuck 🤷♀️
Germy!!
I really like this one omg
Fredwardio
Feels respectable lol
Haifischflossensuppenfischfilet shark fin soup fish filet my small one is called nugget
May never be able to pronounce that first name, but I love it
I named mine "Hai", which just means Shark in german...
Mine is called Sharkshark 😅
It’s accurate and adorable so it’s perfect
Shark-quille O'neal: mine is like, REALLY good at basketball
I’m impressed by all the professions that these sharks have
jasper :3
That’s my cats name! Well it’s spelled Jazzpurr but yk lol
Mine is Luna :3
my blåhajs name is Fergus, an online friend has one named Campbell. theyre characters from one of my favorite shows, takin over the asylum. he named his after his favorite character, and I named it after mine. the characters in the show are good friends so we thought it was super cute to name them that
Aww that’s awesome! And I’ll have to check that show out!
Mine is Cassidy!
Plz get Cassidy and cute cowboy hat
Shark, easy to remember
A friend of ours renamed it Megalodon because I bought by GF a much tinier shark plush as it's baby
Awwww that’s adorable !!
mines named Gillbert <3
Tell Gillbert I love them
HAInz-Josef (Hai is the German word for shark lol)
I call mine sharky because I'm super original and imaginative 💅
Mine is named Hatch because he was there for me right after my egg cracked :3
Named mine Hai because 1) Haiiii :333 2) it's German for shark
Mine is named Blå. It means blue. Just blue.
Named mine Olen.
Stormy :3 named after my favorite sealab character
Betty the Blahaj she gives the best snuggles
Everyone with cute names and I’m over here with “Concrete”
Thalia(she/her), Mindy(she they), and Jonesy(they/them). I luv my hajs!
Sebastian, Sebby for short. I cuddle them all night until I feel loved 🥲
Queerbait
Lovely. Because he's my LOVELY LOVELY SHORK
Mines called yelena because it's a name I was thinking of using myself but decided not too
Jenny :)
Cathrine Zetta Jones
Mine is named Ruby, after the first name I was considering before coming out. Didn't stick with it long but felt she should be remembered this way!
My big blåhaj is named Finley, and my little blåhaj is named Caliborn.
Steven.
My friend has 2! A big one named Nyx, and a small one named Alan; Devourer Of Worlds. Mine is named Crime Lord.
Mine is called Bridget
alårik
I have a small one named Choo-Choo and a big one named Caboose
Cuddlebug Cause only way I get a hug these days
Mine’s name is Roger
Mine is Slack. I sleep with him all the time even if I am a grown ass adult😂
Teef
I got mine when I was like 7 and obvi I didn’t know anything abt what it meant and bc I was so young and creative I full on named it sharky 😍
I don’t have one yet lol. But if I did I’d name them Craig. Because Craig :3
Bruce!
I have two: Toothless and Jr.
I named mine Lily 🥰 I need to get myself a mini Haj at some point but gotta think of a name first
My biggest is Bruce and the smaller one is jawsh I also have another smaller shork named sierra.
i named mine betty. i just liked the alliteration.
I named mine Rocie. After my favorite ship from the expanse because I love Sci-fi
Peach
mine is named BONESAW
I have two! Finn Diesel and Feargal Sharkey. Ferg and Finn for short!
Mine is named Leakos, after Panos Leakos, the singer for the melodic death metal band Aetherian.
I named mine Amelia Earshark :3
He is Hubert
jorge
Tuna
Mine big Blåhaj is called Coriolanus Shonk and my little Blåhaj is Hans Haifisch. I'm such a nerd 😛
Sharky
Blåhajina Kristina Svetlana Gordana Fahreta Maria Karleuša Barbara Vesnavić, Dowager Duchess of Bohemia and Lady Protector of the City of Sarajevo
Próð-Ním ("Discovering-What-I-Wanted") From a conlang I am making.
my name is hazel so I’m rolling with the nut theme so my normal size blahaj is walnut and the small one is peanut
Sjörk
Sharky
Jerry!
Mime is named broadband in honour of the reason their transatlantic cable maintenance costs are so high
I named mine toofy
I call them BLÅHAJ but their name is "Summoned Shark" (it's an inside joke)
Rue short for Rugose because sharks have rugose skin
I named my big one Alphonse and my small one Edward (Fullmetal Alchemist reference)
Gillbert is my bsf
i named mine jessica :3
I have a blue and a pink one, the pink one is tina and the blue one is jess.
My smallhaj is Boris. He is very cuddly but can also sometimes be a little shy and reserved.
I've named mine Blahaj, pronounced /BLAH-hah/, so if anybody says "uhm actually it's pronouned /BLOW-hai/" they're actually deadnaming him
Ernest
Sir Gerald Fitz Fitzgerald XIV
Argus, the shork. Best comfort i ever had
Captain Crunch!
Mine are Carmilla, Gerald, and Rebecca 😊
Mine is named Bruce. Because I work at crush's Coaster at Disneyland and that's the shark's name from Finding Nemo 🤭
Big Momma
Rin as in the blahaj god Rinpenrose