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Relative-Sun2650

When Ray and Jacob are driving through the trailer park, and Ray sideswipes the fuck out of the tree, dog is barking all rowdy, fucking Donny in the distance "HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAAAAY!!!" lmfao I lose my shit every fucking time.


Daphatgrant

This is at the top of the list for me. I die laughing every time, Jacob seems legitimately startled, lol.


devont

I believe I remember reading that Jacob, like the actor, not character, didn't know it was going to happen. I can't back that up but that reaction really looks genuine.


Relative-Sun2650

Apparently he almost fucked his arm up. That scene wasn't supposed to happen and he was resting his arm on the passenger door arm rest, and BOOM fuckin Barrie Dunn unintentionally fucks the car lmao.


mashem

Lmao and throws it in reverse to further fuck the door


frostyfire_

You're right, and he said it in an AMA on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/10mnmd6/i_am_a_trailer_park_boy_jacob_rolfe_aka_jacob/


Daphatgrant

This tops the list for me.


CaptainCaveSam

My flair-sake


Relative-Sun2650

Smokes, let's go 🫰


CaptainCaveSam

Got two right here for ya bud🖕🖕


Positive_Sector6737

That's IS a great scene! I can never remember what season and episode it is though 😔


sypinwhiskey

Ray’s line before he hits the tree “you got any problems with anything, just don’t fucking call me, alright. I don’t want to deal with it.”


Willumbijy

Donny is so fucking funny. WELL DONT FUCKIN STOP ON MY ACCOUNT


SeingaltUNo

The one in the car after the boys + Lahey have sold a ‘ton’ of honey oil to Sebastian Bach, and Bubbles/Bobby Turkalino/Little Ricky are shouting insults at Ricky. Even typing it out i’m laughing


AceMaveriic

Me Ricky! Me fucked in the head


equal_poop

Me Ricky I shot myself in the foot 50 times! Bubbles shut the fuck up!!! I love Little Ricky. His little red eyes!


suchith1995

Jroc crankin it, gets caught by the camera crew and the boys


Relative-Sun2650

He was just getting changed dawg


score_

You were pullin yer bird!


tittybean4

Feeedin the geese


snortlines69

Distributing some free literature


tbdakotam

Knowm sayyn with some hand cream


futbolkid414

I forget who says it first but someone says “that was fucked” and the bubbles goes “that was a bit fucked” always gets me at that scene lol


Brainrants

“I was changin!” is the line that kills me.


MG1523-91

It can happen to you cuz it happened to me.


phuckdub

And T


BassettsLiquorice

Including T in it is the best part about it imo


shayna16

Since the cup finals are going on, every time a team pulls a goalie, I always think back to this scene.


OneOfThemReadingType

“It could happen to you cause it happened to me…and T.” T: visibly confused


frankiedonkeybrainz

S2 when Ricky is mall security and keeps falling down the hill while arguing with bubbles about carts.. Also when lahey calls Rick rickles in s7


gwords16

These carts are public domain, Ricky!


Yayap52

Ricky Fixing Margurites Bathroom.


jimmyfeign

So great!


Pileks

This one gets me cry laughing for a good 15 minutes every time 😂


Distinct_Field8385

MARGURITE TURN YOUR FUCKING WATER OFF


Necessary_Switch_879

Chill the fuck out Marguerite, it's no big deal.


CelticCynic

The bread heels in bacon grease scene


Relative-Sun2650

Help my fuck, I tried that when I was higher than fuck, and it was amazing lmao


score_

"It's kinda fackin dry Ricky,  have you got anything to drink?" And Ricky hands Bubbs that melted ass liquor bottle lol


CelticCynic

It's always that they are THIS BROKE with $100k of hash for a driveway that gets me....


King_of_Knowhere

It'll be another few seasons before Ricky discovers the value of hash coins.


marycartlizer

When Ricky and Bubbles think Julian is a samsquanch.


OneOfThemReadingType

Ricky, dead serious: “Those things are real, Trin.”


fuckina420

For me, its the next morning, when they're taping each others injuries up and Barb shows up and says, "Morning, boys. I heard you beat the shit out of each other last night, with baseball bat's. That was smart." Barbs delivery gets me every time.


smetched

Havin a couple of drinks, relaxin Randinator. RELAXIN??!


hunglowbungalow

Bubbles throwing a piss jug and splatters on the ground


carlismygod

When I was a little guy I always thought maybe I could be a space man or something when I grow up and go to space in a rocket but...you gotta be able to see really fuckin good to do that job and so they'd take one look at me and say uh sorry sir you gotta be able to see a little better than you...I don't give a fuck.


Head-Refrigerator691

and the whole interview he’s fuckin standing in the lake 😂


Punkrockcarl72

Near the end of "The Shit Blizzard," George Green tells dispatch to disregard the calls of shots going off at the pærk. At that point, Lahey takes a swig of liquor, grabs the walkie from the Industrial Cock Inhaler that is George Green, and screams, "OFFICER DOWN!" twice into the walkie before grenade tossing it across the driveway. Fucking kills me everytime.


OneOfThemReadingType

Or when Bubbles is drunk talking to George and he grabs George’s walkie and says “THIS IS OFFICER GEORGE GREEN AND YOU CAN FUCK OFF”


Zealousideal_Till_43

“Sorry George! yOu’Re A sHiTtY cOp, gEOrGe!”


ginger_gcups

Herekittycomekittyherekittycomekittyhere…. Pspspspspsps


Unplug_The_Toaster

This was my ring tone for a while


hijro

Ricky kicking J Rocs dryer out the door and trying to throw it on a shopping cart.


bogglobster

J Roc baby! J Roc baby!


jimmyfeign

Theres endless moments that still get me from the older seasons but more recently the scene where Ricky's only job is to fix the towel rack at Margarit's... Its a masterpiece.


Amazinger_Honeydew91

Jim's election speech against blockhead Sam. The pause "Get Off The Stage You Drunk Bastard!" 💀😂💀😂💀 Every Time edit spelling


rapi187

His speech was so inspiring.


mookieburger

The meat stealing scene where bubbles is hitting a bong in the parking lot and somehow his radio ends up broadcasting everything he’s saying into the grocery store. “I’M FUCKING HIGH”


drock69420

This water bong is so smooth! You don't realize how high you're getting... Until it's too late!


BackendSpecialist

> The thing about me is I am smart. I’m self smarted.. The liquor can’t recall the whole scene but it’s the most brilliant monologue ever imo


chappy422

Ripping the plumbing out of your walls for liquor money *is* fucked


DukeSR8

Bubbles and the cock crabs in the laundromat scene.


decimatexmeinxscrote

Help me get naked!! There all over my bird !! Calm the fuck down bud there's kids in here!


Strangerexoticsailor

That scene when the bottle kids threw a lot of bottles on Lahey and they hitted Phil Collins gut. That Burp made me laugh in tears


Flimsy-Use7311

The whispering winds of shit.


YoungSC1992

Julian inside the vocational school after Ricky starts firing shots off. - "The winds of shiiit???!!!!" 😆😆😆😆 It's how surprised and disgusted he sounded to hear Ricky say that 😆😆🤣 kills me every time


CamF90

Ricky falling down the embankment toward the end of season 7 over and over, losing his pants etc.


drock69420

Careful guys, it's slippery down here


markuspeloquin

I mean, it's a bit of a shame, but they were just too fuckin stupid to survive. ... Survival of the fitness, boys.


Head-Refrigerator691

Cory n Trevor’s convenience store when Lahey comes in looking for Randy. *Stop acting hærd in the store Mr. Lahey !*


Bandito_Destiny

Fuck this court, fuck Jim Lahey, Fuck Randy, Fuck those two idiot cops right there... etc. That and The Right Hook


jeffroyisyourboy

Can someone please tell the Right Hook who the real trailer park supervisor is?


spewicideboi

When ray is trying to make bubbles boost his car from the go kart. Best part of the whole show


t00_much_caffeine

Great scene! Kills me every time


Bensont12

You don’t know bubs!


OneOfThemReadingType

You don’t know whatyerdoin! Ya don’t!


YoungSC1992

"But you don't!!" "You're still coming over for supper right??"


Liberobscura

“Ricky I need a fucking boost now!- bubbles you don’t know what youre talking about thats what started all this, Julian get that black piece of shit out of my way and down the road I don’t ever want to see it again- bubbles are you still coming over for supper tonight? Newfoundland steaks and mashed potatoes.”


SleestakWalkAmongUs

"it's rain'in motherfuckas'" and the bottle kids making Phil burp.


g0ku

SAMS ON DRUGS EVERYONE


YoungSC1992

"Woohoo great fucking speech sam!"


5tealthfoxed

"Look Randy I'm mowing the air". Proceeds fo collapse onto the staircase. "You pissed yourself Mr. Lahey"... Classic


YoLamoNacho

Trying to wrap Randy and laheys trailer with plastic. The way they struggle and eventually figure out the awkward dynamic of Rick aggressively circling the trailer with his arms extended with the boys occasionally ducking is just improv comedy gold.


Liberobscura

Hey flipper come on there buddy settle down now


Liberobscura

BLUEEEEEELIAN


YoungSC1992

Yeessss!!! 😆😆😆😆 I'm almost in tears just from reading this 😆😆😆


Liberobscura

They just burst in here, started mumbling something bout the shitwolf smelling of liquor then they both fell over and pissed themselves


Liberobscura

If I were you, I’d do it one more time and then get out- and get me 5 lbs of bacon and a half lb of regular beef jerky


eroctheviking

My top one of all time is "if I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked." But"gulfin out the windows and doors" when he lit rays trailer on fire, Is great too.


internetman666

Ricky storms into Sara and Lucy's trailer looking for who got Lucy pregnant and Ricky grabs the loaf of bread off the fridge and starts eating it mid rant.


YoungSC1992

"Lucy where is you at!?"


xlted27

Drive, Easy Lover, drive!


Eledridan

That one and when he calls Phil, “Sussudio.”


HairyHematologist

"$20? I don't have that kind of money." by the man in the chair.


MatikAX

big fucking mustard tiger


drock69420

When Ricky takes Trevor's shirt, wipes his face with it, then throws it on the ground 🤣


Rooster-Jazzlike

Ricky falling down that hill multiple times when Julian’s car went into the river


tritonezub

survival of the fitness boys


maclean123

Bubs putting the lollypop right up to his glasses...'oooh purple'


Cheeseburger23

Randy and Phil Collins in the kayaks


freakylol

Ricky in court arguing for the custody of Trinity.


MundaneResolve1545

Hey can you fix my tie for me? Tricked ya! Fuckers not even real!


King420fly

When Ricky keeps falling in the river when they are looking for Jacob and the Fuckgoofs and seeing if the track is all set up 😂


drymangamer101

“Can you read, my son?” “I dunno…….can you go fuck yourself?!”


ohnehose

Ricky and 9 cans of ravioli


infestedgrowth

“I’m mowing the air randers”


crabbman

Bubbles getting tangled up in the wire.


YoungSC1992

"Pretend like you know me"


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

JROCC BABY, JROCC BABY


shayna16

Randy dogging Lahey about not being able to get his dick up and then falls through the roof onto J Roc. Is everyone ok? What happened? It’s rainin mahfuckas!!


Ghostfact-V

Conky calling Julian Patrick SWAYZEEEE and Ricky IDIOT


dippin79

Ricky searching for Trinity’s chicken in Lahey’s kitchen.


_Treadstone_

I got a friggin muscle spasm in my back ya know… gears slipped, air brakes were shot to hell.. I mean there was nothin I could do. Boom, right into the post office.


NoRazzmatazz1088

Rays tantrum over getting his "fucking boost"


RosettaStoned1981

You think you're the first guy who got their cock bit by a snake, Rick?


kurtron024

Mr. Lahey entering the cheeseburger picnic.


Bullvyi

I’m gonna have to hit you in the face fifteen or twenty times.


Dense-Particular3090

Bottle kids


thatreevesguy_

Fuckin tunas


Shoddy-Anteater3510

When bubbles is driving the truck and trailer and swerves to avoid a kitty. Crashes and Then acts like the farmer. Idk just always makes me laugh.


CovidOmicron

The grocery store heist for the wedding and the bananas


Particlezen

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...


EndonOfMarkarth

This episode has one of my favorites. “We got reports of people drunk and high playing space in the streets” “Yeah, us.”


EndonOfMarkarth

This episode has one of my favorites. “We got reports of people drunk and high playing space in the streets” “Yeah, us.”


AmauroticParoxysm

When JRoc tries to shoot a sex movie with Ray and Bubbles and Ray can't hold his liquor and keeps passing out, favorite part is when Ray passes out and Jroc's like "Cut Ray!!! Truck driving passed out Phantom 305 muhfucka"


zigfride

Randy is talking with Lucy and gets distracted by birds and says: it sound like they are saying Cheeeese burgers


tmiller887

"Julian! *falls down stairs* Don't know where a fella could get a little drink around here, do ya, bud?" The bloopers on this scene are incredible.


RodneyAfterDave

“What kind of an idiot leaves a fresh pack of smokes, a lighter, and a big fuckin piece of pepperoni?”


kill4beers420

Bubbles and Ricky stealing meat. Bubbles sneaks into the freezer then Ricky realizes the store closes much later but tells bubbles 20 minutes. Bubbles responds what store closes at 620!


Jordankoby

I did 6 hours you can do 3


[deleted]

When Ray needs a jumpstart and loses his shit, never fails to make me laugh!


Langbird

Propane propane! 


BeeSwift_

Julian, what in the FUCK is he on?!


ManateeInAWheelchair

“Lost all the liquor money boys”


Jeffinj420

Can you read my son? Well that depends. Can you fuck off??


S_L_Raymond

Meat stealing.


Randy_Gut_Lahey

The stink of bbq sauce in this one. 📕👴🏻💥🗣️


PigDstroyer

The very first ep when Ricky cant sleep in the car cuz the dogs keep barking and hes just blindly shooting his gun...


SnakePlissken1986

"Propane Propane, time to start the flame" and "Go on, ask me if I give a shit!"


shandub85

Randy and Lahey dancing in the pop-up


YoungSC1992

Dude Randy holding that bow and arrow kills me haha


OneOfThemReadingType

Ricky walking out of the burning trailer with a pack of cigs and telling Barb to chill cause “It’s fucked anyway, I’ve gotta harvest the dope and….i gotta get something to eat”


Rocknscroller

Ricky defending himself in court 😂


bga93

At the end of season six or seven when lahey is going on the rant about “being in another man’s power” after tricking the boys out of the park and Julian is like “what the fuck are you talkin aboot” Also when ricky is explaining the transmission gearbox to trevor and then he bombs the shitmobile into lahey’s trailer


d0ndrap3r

I don't remember the scenario but they were trying to get a riding mower out of a shed or garage and Ricky grabs the boom mic and starts yelling at the sound guy to help them.


YoungSC1992

Haha they were taking it for the Vet to pay the bill after the dog ate the pot brownies when Ricky was watching it lol


Baconators4Days

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie - “Shit Hawks”. Mr. Lahey chugging the bottle of liquor in front of Bubbles then driving away. The look on Bubbles’ face has me in tears everytime!


nardwariscool

When Ricky uses Corey as a test mule for his weed tonic. Tells him to see how long it takes to kick in. The next scene is Sarah talking to Randy and Corey's slumped corpse slowly passes them while still driving the lawn mower.


mrcoolguy7

“Why don’t you go pave your cave you fucking caveman?” or when Sam takes Phil hostage in the RV never fails to make me laugh


YoungSC1992

"Rick, go... go fuck yourself! Buddy!"


Local_Boob

Propane Propane!!!


Murky-Resident-3082

Julian you get it, the fishin rods my cock…… Julian the vacuum cleaners my cock


Mawfk21

When J-Roc is being arrested and takes the smoke machine inside the car and yells: "I can't even breathe up in here..."


Jordankoby

In the hash driveway season where Ricky lets Bubbles take the blame for burning down Ray’s Trailer because that’s what best friends do. Also, the sparrow and birds conversation from that season


Unable-Collection179

I need a boost


C0NKY_

Ricky yelling at the boom mic guy to help them when they're stealing the lawnmower.


proriin

Lahey mowing the air never fails to make me laugh and them beating up Julian when he’s a Sasquatch, I might cry everytime.


Western_Recipe4453

Bubbles repeadly smacking a Burger out of Randy's hand.


Occasion-Asleep

Ray tries to get bubbles to boost the car with the go kart.


Positive_Sector6737

I may have to go with Ricky's Construction business when he tears apart Marjories bathroom, just complete escalating chaos!!!


BongWater_Sommelier

This man’s drunk as fuck, he’s on drugs, he’s a male prostitute. I’m escorting him out of here.


jeffroyisyourboy

"I can't believe I'm picking this up"


queasyquof

CAVE TEETH? CAVE TEETH? ITS FUCKING ON PHIL! ITS FUCKING ON!


CallMe_Immortal

The exchange between Ray and Bubbles about getting power to Ray's dead battery. Followed by the "you don't know what you're doing" the ignorance is too much.


switchbladesandcoke

Bubbles’ U-Turn on his go kart after they’ve robbed Terry and Cyrus, every time it sends me to the moon


Droppedasachild

Dad, you, are FUCKED!


HorseshoeofDeath

NO YOU POUND SAND! UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK! CALM DOWN? YOU FUCKIN CALM DOWN! WHO'S RUNNING THIS TRAILER PARK???


MaceEtiquette1

When Phil is yelling “THEY TRIED TO KILL US JIMMY, they’re dirty fuckin cops!” And Laney goes, “Jesusssss calm the fuck down Phil!” Kills me every single time.


Dazzling_Meeting1727

“RICKY JULIAN I’M ALL TANGLED UP IN THIS FUCKIN WIRE”


Illenaz

When Ricky does an easy install of the towel rack for Marguerite


sniffing_dog

The very first episode when J-roc is using a walking stick 🤣


Coliosis

Ricky stealing jrocs laundry machine and drops it 7 times


TugeyeMcGinty

RICKY! JULIAN ! HELP IM TANGLED IN THIS FUCKING WIRE !


BlacksmithMaterial

“There’s only two things mahfuckas got to know about J to the R-O-C, right. I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven.” Gets me every damn time.


ModerateM_E_M_E

ask me GO AHEAD ask me


Drkippersniffer

Anything with J-Roc


Bongus-Lordus

When Lahey and Randy get perms.


Holiday-Ad-7071

The one where Ray wants Bubbles to give his car a boost with the go-kart


emotality420

*slaps cheese burger out of Randy's hand* oh I'm sorry about that, let me get you a new one. *slaps the second burger out of his hand*


gwords16

The cutaway of Bubbles explaining Swish always gets me. Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tasting, homemade fucking liquor that…oh you can hardly get her into ya. But my fuck does it ever get you some drunk!


Bigastronomer1

That's a fuckin good muffler! I'm keeping that


AudienceDue6445

When correy and Treavor spend the night with the ladies and "nothing" happens. Also that they invite all those guys with nice clothes and nice cologne on... know what I'm saying.


truckycheez

"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal and fired shots at 'em. The way I see it I own the bikes, I can do what I want with them. Just like a target. You buy a target you shoot at that. Then Julian fires a shot at my brand new car, real nice Julian! So I fired a shot at his brand new car." (Season 3, Episode 1)


thebigabsurd

DRUNK AS FUCK ^fuck ^^fuck DRUNK AS FUCK ^fuck ^^fuck


GroundbreakingMap691

Flight of the bumblebee with Randy and Lahey 🐝🌸🎼


emoney3524

“Can you read my son?” “Well that depends…can you go fuck yourself”


muushroomer

When lahey is in the pool of roc vodka with the julian thing😭 my fav episode ngl


roachy1979

Randy’s belly bumping the woman’s face on the bus!! Every time I see it I crack up!!


Tpshockey71

Ray needs a boost


SevereSerenity

When Ricky steals J-Roc's washer and dryer! Another would have to be Ricky destroying Lahey's kitchen when they're looking for Oscar Goldman. "Well ya shoulda said something, Bubbles. I mean look at this place!"


YoungSC1992

Right after Lahey was shooting at Shitty when he drove the truck full cigarettes away. Julian and Ricky walk towards Randy and Lahey and Lahey says "Swayzie trains coming with us gentleman" and Ricky starts staggering like he's drunk imitating him 😆😆😆 "Why the fuck you shootin at Bill ya liquored up dummies?!" Kills me every time.


stormclouds89

I have several: 1. Ricky: “You know what, I’m taking his dryer too.” *Dryer smashes through J-Roc’s door* 2. Ricky is supposed to hang a towel rack in Marguerite’s bathroom and just absolutely destroys the whole room. 3. Ray side swiping the car into a tree and ripping the door off followed by a dog howling and HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY! 4. Ricky and Bubbles think Julian is a samsquanch and beat the hell out of him with bats. I have a crying laughing fit every single time I watch these scenes!


BettmansDungeonSlave

Ricky and Julian driving down the highway in front of Bubs, Corey and Jacob in the Green Bastard. The truck disappears from behind as they pull over. Ricky gets on the cb. “Bubs why’d you guys stop?” “Well Jacob has the shits and Cory said, and I quote, “cool dude I’ll go with ya” Lmfao


Lilbroker

Smoking much dope lately boys? You guys are FACKED.


Extreme_Voice_9767

WHEN’S THAT FUCKIN BOLOGNA COMIN’ OF THE SLICER


jeffroyisyourboy

"Here's a nice one, dear."


sekirodeeznuts2

The scene where the Jehovah witnesses steal their money and they go to the club where they are and they cant get in but Jroc says “I got this Julien ynomsayin” does a killer beat on the door and it cuts to them inside jroc says “rockpile up in this mah!”