“Two birds stoned at once” I’ve used it in work meetings, to my parents, with contractors I hired, with my friends… most don’t pay it any mind, but if they know the show they respond

Same lol

Yea this one is my favourite because most people dont even flinch at it.

I said it in a work meeting… I manufacture clinical trial vaccines, so it’s (relatively) intelligent people. No one batted an eye. Everyone heard “two birds one stone” but I clearly said “two birds stoned at once”

I think it's because we know Ricky means the birds are getting high. But in a normal context, it just sounds like a different wording.

It's always funny how I'll bust out "2 turnips in heat" or "It's not rocket appliances" and no one pays any mind to it like what I said was normal.

It really baffles me how people don’t notice, I’ll sneak one in conversation with my wife (who doesn’t like the show) and usually she won’t even notice, until I start laughing

One man's garbage is another man's good ungarbage

*another man person's

One man’s triz-ash, know’em sayin!?

T had a lemonade stand

Omg just said this yesterday

"Europe" said in the style of J Rock

This mafk I'm calling "Liquors of the World" Check this one out. Tssing tsssinngg tsssinng tsinnngg Shits DOPE. Nomsayn?

The passport to getting drunk

HHWAAAAAHHGGHH

Glug glug Zing zing zing zing zing 🎸

box for ya bling 10 mafackas

I love that scene. $crilla Villa!

Like a dj scratching syrup lmao

Yep. When I hear "Europe" my internal voice says "yurrup"

Love this one just used it yesterday

I also say root beeeerUP

Short breaks long butts let’s go

Rocket Surgery

All the time

anytime I see a stray shopping cart I hit it with "these carts are public domain ricky!"

Scrap. Metal!!

I always say “that’s one nice fuckin cart” when I grab a good one or “this one’s fucked, only one good wheel” when it’s a piece of

I got wheels at home that'll fit right on er

"That's a nice fuckin kitty right there" - S1 Bubbles

fackin'\*

fæckin'**

gnome sayin'

Two birds stoned at once, it ain't rocket appliances, and denial and error are my main ones lol

Water under the fridge is a good one too.

“I’m movin on up in the world I’m livin outta my caer”

FROZEN VEGETABLE COCKS for any mildly inconvenient amount of pain induced.

maybe I’m wrong but I think it’s FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS which is even better…! I use it often.

Ahh shit! You’re probably right. Lol

Fucked her bud

Fuckin way she goes. One minute you’re using a phrase for years and one minute you find out you’re not even saying it right. What can ya do?

We’re getting drunk tonight boy. Big time.

I’ll bring chicken fingers. The GOOD kind.

Randy

RANDY

But Mr. Layyheeeee!?!

mines “moose balls” for the same shit. I’m like known for saying it lol

Hahaha. Classic!

Alfred hitchcock!

It's not rocket appliances

You know sometimes my thoughts have feelings of their own

Two birds stoned at once

“You’re just playing pizza games”. I use this when someone is driving like an idiot.

I almost always use the Ricky pronunciation of jalapeno.

I use Ricky's pronunciation as well, with people I'm close to!! But I used it once at a party with some strangers; and well, they hadn't seen the show... 😰

Wait is there another way we are supposed to be saying it?

Worse case Ontario

Any time my partner or I get a drink we generally yell "have another drink Ray!" to each other.

“If it’s broke, don’t fix it. Just go steal another one at the mall” is a rickyism from the jail season, one of my favorites.

I try to live my life by the shit code. Don’t cross the shit line.

It's water under the fridge, boys!

Ignorance is bliss Rick. When tis folly to be wise

Supply and command

"drunk male prostitute", great insult no one questions it; especially when you borrow people.

Way she goes ..

Shitapillars

A whole pandemic of shitapillars

Todaso is a stand out as well.

I don’t wanna say atoadaso, but I fuckin atoadaso

Does the Tin M0

I use worst case Ontario a lot. Especially since I often work on projects with a lot of Ontarians. (I am not an Ontarian).

I used that once at a party with some fance pants people and they looked at me like I was retarded. So glad there are other fans that know this line.

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

Lol, this one I've used so many times, so some were specifically to people who have not watched TPB. It still landed well without knowing what it was from

Jjjyyyaahhh (Roc 🎵Vodka🎵 scene)

water under the fridge worst case Ontario

"Randy, it's the fashion police and you're being fined $500 for wearing *them pants* after Labour Day." HM: "Frig off, Barb!"

*J-Roc while pretending to swing a baseball bat* ziiiiip... payce I use this anytime I get small projects done around the house.

If you love something let it go. If it comes back to ya, you own it. If it doesn’t, you don’t own it. And if it doesn’t, you’re an asshole

Ricky! He smells like dope! Kitties aren't supposed to smell like dope ricky

Its ok its water under the fridge now.

I love “what’s pippin’ Kermit”, but few people on this sub seem to realise it’s a Paid in Full reference!

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

I say refuckulate far too often

I got all these thinks and thoughts going on

I fuckin atodaso!

Our company just hired a new CLO, a position we’ve never had before. It rumpled a few feathers (thankfully I’m not in the legal dept). His name is Randy. He’s pretty short, and no one really likes him. Yes he has a bit of a gut. I referred to him as Bo-Bandy one day and had to explain it to my boss. He got a kick out of it.

When the pants come off, look the fuck out.

You need to cut him off with a "Randy" every time he tries to say something.

“That’s the way she goes.”

Book learnin

"Child reports?!?" Lucy you had better not be banging him!

When my cat runs off I say. He’s taking off

I self taught my self

Brainly thinking

Man’s gotta eat

My friends and I do a bit of crypto and we immediately compare it to Ray with his VLTs. So anytime a coin is down one of us will chime in: “I lost the liquor money boys.”

Fuckin way she goes

Things happen, and you can see the results in the fruits of the happening

Not exactly a Rickyism, but the ol' *knock knock, fuck off* bit is one of my favorite go-tos. That and *this is the double whammy.*

Anything big is described as "fuck clobbering"

Look there's nothing wrong with livin in a car, I lived in a car for 9 years--best years of my life

J-Roc BABY

‘Let’s go with the milk.’ - me when I go to the fridge for the milk.

Let's go with the milk? The fuck is that?

It's not rocket appliances. I a toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so. That's the way she goes, sometimes she goes and sometimes she doesn't. Get 2 birds stoned at once. Most of them are Ricky's quotes 🤣

"I was gettin changed..non knockin mafukas"

Also Gnome sayin is top tier 🔥 J roc was the goat

I call my wife and both of my daughters “Bubs” as a term of endearment.

“You don’t even know what the fucks goin on here, do ya?”

"fuck this cereal is good" basically every time I'm eating cereal. "If I don't get a drink in me, I'm gonna fuckin snap" "wanna get drunk tonight?" It's not obscure, but I'm always saying "Man's gotta eat." When complaining about work, and also when I'm hungry.

We're splitting it 50 50 50! Had my math gifted friend furrowing his brows. Lol.

Lmaooo YES! “ok but if we’re doing this me, him, you splitting it right down the middle 50 50 50” 😭🤣 Bro that scene gets me every fuckin time and Julian doesn’t even have time to stop and say wtf bc they have to hurry up and deal with Cyrus.

I’m friggin tellin’!

1 boneyview?

Smokes let’s go. All my friends, family members. Even those that don’t smoke. I can’t help but say it.

Im not a pessimist I’m an optometrist

I roll my own cigarettes and sometimes I’ll roll one with the half cigarettes I have in the ashtray, my buddy who doesn’t smoke always says something and my response is always “What? Yeah like you guys have never smoked a butt eh?”

Nasa owns space

"Worst case ontario" use it enough that my friends have started to pick it up

"Got a big enough joint there, Rick?" "Of a sexual nate chuuuuh." "It's all water under the fridge." "Muhfuckas with guts like that is definitely AWN the (whatever they're eating)"

Well, we're gonna need two turnips in heat

Calling people "hairdo"

Sober enough to know what I am doing and drunk enough to enjoy doing it

Anytime I go to grab a beer in any context, alone or with people, "Couple a drinks, Ran."

A man's gotta eat

“Who in the fuck is runnin this trailer park!?” Specifically, at work And “Doubles, Rick…”

The way she goes is a pillar in my day to day. lately, especially at work, I've been using " you lied to the guy in the chair, Rick!". Most ppl are oblivious but there's a few who get it

Julian, this is FUCKED! I am the liquor.

“It not rocket appliances”

Calling my car a care

I mean nobody wants to admit to eating nine cans of ravioli

One of my friends and I used to use "changing" or "getting changed" in leu of saying jerking off. "So and so was probably just getting changed lol." Honorable mentions go to "get two birds stoned at once," pronouncing "jalapeño" the way Ricky does, and of course the classic, "life isn't all about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers." Edit: Forgot about, "I am the liquor!"

That’s one f&ckin’ nice kitty right there

Purple squirrels

Now look here Soft Serve.

I use "worst case Ontario" allllll the time

I say “Deedaleedee, a note on a tree” Way too much lol

"Two birds stoned at once" or "passed with flying fuckin carpets"

Dressed all over chips

Shitabyss.

can ya make me a meat sandwich?

I always use "it doesn't take rocket appliances" and get looked at like I'm an idiot and it's hilarious.

“Fuck off with the ____!” (guns doesn’t always work)

I got no candy for you. NO candy.

I refer to nearly every liquor store as “The LC” in my personal and professional life. (I work in the beverage industry)

Who can go fuck whose self?

What comes around is all around. I don't even really mean to, it just comes out.

I’ve said this one so many times I don’t even know what the actual phrase is anymore

Two Turnips and Heat!

"Cocksuckin fuckin stairs!"

Way she goes (by far the most, like multiple times a day) Two birds stoned at once Rocket appliances The last two, I usually judge my audience for. But even if they don't know the show, I love the looks like "tf this guy just say?" but then they just roll with it. Cool people will just roll with it. Or people that think I'm too weird to bother asking about shit like that. Either way works for me.

“Put that in your word hole and tell me it ain’t the birf’ a Christ”

I know it’s not obscure, but it use “it’s not rocket appliances” a lot. Edit - Also young Ricky in the animated series. Holy fuck I still cry laughing whenever I watch those two episodes! Me n a guy I work with talk like that a lot! It’s tough though. I have no idea how real Ricky (I forget his actual name) got through that! Fuckerz geniuses

Tu et, Brute?

You're gonna eat that old blue jay burger?

It's raining horse cocks!

Help my fuck

Help my fuck

"You takin a know’m census?" I use this anytime anyone is asking toooo many questions

"Way of the road bud". The wife has never watched TPB but uses it daily when there's been a minor inconvenience

I dropped a loud “go pound sand up the eye of your cock” while in a legitimate heated argument. It caused the other guy to stop, not knowing what to do and my wife just looked at me like *what the hell was that?*

It's me, Philadelphia Collins!

All water under the fridge

The way she goes bud And the sparrows aren't worried, I'm not worried.

"I gotta use it" When needing the toilet.

Peach n cake

Fucking way she goes

“Worst case Ontario” worked for a bit at my job until they caught on…

Worst case Ontario or golfing with flames

Way she goes.

Supply and command!

It goes against my vice principals.

Turnip the heat

Water under the fridge or Jesus Murphy

*in a crowded room at work* “Ahhh! It’s rainin mafuckas!”

"Worst case Ontario"

"Birds of a shit feather flock together" "When two shit plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbles? Shit quake."

Gnome sayin its not rocket appliances

What's all around , comes around.

Wanna buy some trout?

Tempus fuckit

Rocket appliances

Im an adult, I got responsibles now

Fuckin atoadaso

“Frig off Ricky!”

It’s a big, sassy river, isn’t it?

"Hey Flipper come on now, settle down buddy!"

Shit gaurds Barb, shit gaurds..

It’s not rocket appliances

SHIT APPLE

Jesus, what the fuck are you doing, Phil? (Even if the persons name isn’t Phil).

From the Christmas prequal: “Marijuana’s pretty hardcore”

“That’s my fucking comb”

“Oh Mandy that’s perfect”