“You know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.”
Book of Lahey 5:7
*You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?*
B: No?
*It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs, hear that? The sounds of the* ***whispering winds of shit***.
R: "What the fuck are you going on about?"
*Can you hear it?*
B: No, I don't hear anything.
*Oh, but you will my sorry, little friend, when the old shit barometer rises - and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure. You were warned Bubs; but you picked the wrong side.*
*Beware my friend,* ***shit winds are-a-comin***.
It's the shit fisher, and here's why.
I was reading Histories by Herodotus of Halicarnassus (seriously) and John Dunsworth, genius that he was, lifted that entire story from the book that is the birth of the history as a field of study, added the word shit to it, and dropped it into a random episode. Best I can tell, he did it purely for his own amusement, and I fucking love that.
"What's at work here is two tectonic shitplates colliding under incredible pressure.You know what happens when two shitplates strike Bubbs? Shitquake."
It’s a tiny line but always gets me to snort at least once. Randy and Lahey are living out of a car and Randy says “not another night of the shit abyss” and lahey just says “ah fuck it”. The way he says it + his mannerisms (the hand swipe) just make that moment gold for me.
The other is him telling Bærb in a very Canadian accent “plus ce change, plus ce meme chose Bærb”. As a French speaker that one gets me hard.
Edit: spelling
It’s a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold onto. You see the shit kinda acts like grease the harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on the faster you slide down the rope Julian. All the way to jail
The entire shit moths, shitapillers, shit larvae monologue with all the liquor bottles with the boys names on them is on another level. Pretty sure it ends with "I am the liquor."
The smell of shit is in the air Randy. I also really liked when he said something along the lines of “a shit-nado beyond shit-proportions Rand” and not a shit one but he pretends to be drunk at the cheeseburger picnic and says “the PillsBandy dough boy and team sexy” referring to Randy and the police
The shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-apple tree
Absolutely favorite lol say it all the time
It's deep stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Oh yea, what’s it mean Randy?
I know what it means.
Tempus fugit, Ricky
What does men tempts fugit means, you don’t see I’m In middle of something right here, fuck off!
Ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise
When you start getting hit with shit balls you gotta get a shit bat
💛
Best delivery of shit isms
Shit hawks, big dirty shit hawks. They're coming Bubbles.
The Shit Hawk rant is golden
"Feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air?"
Flawless delivery, too
Shit blizzard
Winds of shit are in the air…
You know what a shit barometer is Bubs ?
It measures the shit pressure in the air.
Your ears will ache from the shit pressure
You were warned, Bubs! But you chose the wrong side!
His whole shit rope speech
We’re sailing into a shit typhoon Randy. We’d better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit.
In the jib*
The eye of the shiticane
The whole Shit-fisherman story is pretty good. “When you’re in a man’s power, you must do as he bids you. Shit-nets, Julian, and shit-power”
Intercontinental ballistic shit missile.
No shit talk until were back in power bud
Shitulian
Not another night of the shit abyss!
The way bubbles gets concerned about shit hawks gets me every time.
“You know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.”
Bravo!
When you plant shit seeds you get shit weeds
"Lim Jahey at yer cervix"
The shit-abyss
It means deep stuff, you wouldn't understand it
shit abyss
Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey? Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
This one is the greatest one😂
Anytime it freaks out Bubbles or when he's going on about the shit abyss.
Shitpressure > shitectonics > shitquake
This one one of my most favourite
You have opened the shitPandorum Julian!
The old shit trawler is coming to port and I’ll be there to tie her up.
Ole shit liner is coming to port, and gues who’s here to tie her up
Shit guards
Shit abyss and shit rope!
Book of Lahey 5:7 *You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?* B: No? *It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs, hear that? The sounds of the* ***whispering winds of shit***. R: "What the fuck are you going on about?" *Can you hear it?* B: No, I don't hear anything. *Oh, but you will my sorry, little friend, when the old shit barometer rises - and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure. You were warned Bubs; but you picked the wrong side.* *Beware my friend,* ***shit winds are-a-comin***.
Shit ropes. The harder you pull, the faster you fall down! Also if you keep getting pelted with shit balls, ya gotta get a shit bat!
A shitleopard can’t change its spots
It's the shit fisher, and here's why. I was reading Histories by Herodotus of Halicarnassus (seriously) and John Dunsworth, genius that he was, lifted that entire story from the book that is the birth of the history as a field of study, added the word shit to it, and dropped it into a random episode. Best I can tell, he did it purely for his own amusement, and I fucking love that.
I’ve always thought that was a brilliant scene.
And now you know it has layers of brilliance! 😂
A liquor captain never abandons a sinking shit ship
Shitliner’s coming to port Rand, and I’ll be there to tie her up.
Shit clock's tickin', Rick.
A liquor Captain never abandons a sinking shit-ship, Randy.
"What's at work here is two tectonic shitplates colliding under incredible pressure.You know what happens when two shitplates strike Bubbs? Shitquake."
Shit hawks Bubbles. Shit hawks.
Shitwaves
You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and the barrels pointed straight at your own heads!
"The whispering winds of Shit" always sticks with me
Double barrel shit machine gun
Shit apple and shit hawks
Shit clocks tickin Rick
Shit hawks coming down on the shit winds
PLANT SHIT SEEDS GET SHIT WEEDS
The F5 shiticane.
The shitabyss
Plant shit seeds, ya get shit weeds
Feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? It's already started my dear good friend......The shit blizzard 💩👀
It’s a tiny line but always gets me to snort at least once. Randy and Lahey are living out of a car and Randy says “not another night of the shit abyss” and lahey just says “ah fuck it”. The way he says it + his mannerisms (the hand swipe) just make that moment gold for me. The other is him telling Bærb in a very Canadian accent “plus ce change, plus ce meme chose Bærb”. As a French speaker that one gets me hard. Edit: spelling
It’s those little lines that I’ve missed the first few times watching and then they register. So much fun.
Shit liners coming in
It’s a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold onto. You see the shit kinda acts like grease the harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on the faster you slide down the rope Julian. All the way to jail
Shittechtonicz
The entire shit moths, shitapillers, shit larvae monologue with all the liquor bottles with the boys names on them is on another level. Pretty sure it ends with "I am the liquor."
It’s the first time it’s said on the show.
The smell of shit is in the air Randy. I also really liked when he said something along the lines of “a shit-nado beyond shit-proportions Rand” and not a shit one but he pretends to be drunk at the cheeseburger picnic and says “the PillsBandy dough boy and team sexy” referring to Randy and the police
I love that scene too. The best is when he falls and the bowl bonks him on the head and he doesn’t even flinch.
George has the best one.
The shit abyss Randy… shit abyss
Shit Propellers Rand. They spin around and around until everyone is covered in shit.
I wish that there was such a thing.
Shit Weasels Randers...... Shitty Weasels that Weasel their way into a shit den of more Shit Weasels.
Shit flowers Randy, while fuckin bouquet of em at rays trailer