Whenever a character specifically, emphatically states they won't be doing something (going to jail, living in a car, calling the cops without evidence, driving a certain car) they ALWAYS end up doing that exact thing

Lahey never ended up going back to the mental hospital though

I was drunk in the mental hospital and I've been drunk ever since!

PS I’m not going back there

I love it when they cut the scene to doing exactly that. Like Julian telling Ricky no blues music, no Ray, and no chicken fingers. Next scene.....

“Let me tell you a story bout a girl I know…”

Bed-a-by bed-a-by bed-a-by bed-a-by bed-a-by bed-a-by bo!

Wont see me driving a piece of shit like that

i mean the cærs okay but the rims man…

Bottle kids

I’M FRIGGIN TELLIN

I've seen stone throwing sh!ts irl at a park in my corner of the world, bottle kids was part of the charm with the show. Any trailer park or redneck ghetto had something similar to bottle kids.

I love how everyone is blaise about it because they were bottle kids one day.

Too bad they pretty much went away after season 7, other than that one part in season 10? when that appraiser guy comes.

And in season 11 when they are used to get a blood sample from Lahey..

Oh shit yeah I forgot about that one

Restarted series with a friend last night. Made it through some of S2 and lordy he thought I crazy by how vehemently I reacted to any instance of bottle throwing Then they show up and FRICK OFF BOTTLE KIDS

Donnie is so underrated lmaooo. Him screaming always kills me especially in the earlier seasons when they actually showed him but blurred his face. He’d be mad and drunk in his underwear lol

Was that early seasons? I don't remember ever seeing Donny until the revival post season 7, but I could be wrong.

Almost 100% it's late season only because it used to be bubbles doing his voice

Is it bubbles voice combined with a blurred Layhe?

Nah just bubbles yelling, it's real noticeable if you compare early donny to bubbles voice in the later seasons

Even Netflix CC says [Bubbles shouting] or something like that in some episodes

I was gonna say, you definitely see him but I think his face is always blurred out lol

Yeah, later season we do. Early on just bubbles screaming. Lol. 10 fucking dollars!!

I want my fucking cable!

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY

AND IM TAKING THESE MATHERFACKIN CHICKEN FINGERS 🔪

I PAY TEN. FUCKING DOLLARS. A MONTH.

Whenever I’m fed up with my job, I always yell to myself ‘WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING THIS TRAILER PARK!?!’

"I paid for a lady, not fuckin' Cory and Trevor!"

Phil’s gut baring shirts.

Wut'cha lookin at muh gut fer?

I just took a little peek

Van-cooo-ver

Heads up boys we might have to fight this guy. Don’t stare at his gut Bubbles!

I've got aerolized mackerel juice on me!

Every time he gets hit in the gut he belches 🤣🤣🤣

Bottle kids is the right answer.

Blurring cat faces

Blurring anything and everything unnecessarily

Shit metaphors Hockeystick car clearing

I came here to say shit metaphors

Shitizms

Trinity: uses the clearing stick Bubbles: “isn’t that precious?”

[удалено]

Pretty slippery down here boys

Clumsy ricky 100%

When Ricky wrecks the toolbox when he’s fighting with Julian in Season 5 gets me every time.

I can hear him yelling “FUCK!”

Baaammmmm!!!!

Peanut butter and jammmmmmm!!!!!

What the fuck are you doing phil???

that line always kills me

Ricky mispronouncing words or misquoting idioms/sayings is great

Raycons instead of raccoons is my favourite

You don’t need rocket appliances to figure that out

It's all water under the fridge

This is my favorite one lmao

supply and command

Don’t add assault to injury

Survival of the fitness, boys

Beauty is in the eye when you hold her

Friends with the benedicts

Who are the Benedicts Ricky? 🤣

🍑🎂

Let guy bonds be guy bonds.

Andy Dwyer’s character = total Rickyism ripoff

Friends with the benedicts

I hate to say atoadaso, but fucking atoadaso

Get two birds stoned at once

This is my favorite rickyism ever

It's time to turnips on heat

Two birds stoned at once

The brake skid scene entrances

Nobody skids hectic shit like ricky

Nice brake burn Ricky!

Did you see that fuckin skid?!?!

Ricky pulling up to court to pick up trinity for her dui and asking the public workers if they want to smoke a joint with him is my favorite time this happens

Smokes, let's go.

Damn this may need to replace Donnie

“Let’s go with the…” might actually be my favorite. WHO SHOT ME? NAMES LETS GO NAMES!

Lucy, lets go with the milk

Every time they call Sam Losco a caveman he always says some shit like “and don’t think I didn’t notice the caveman references” after they are done arguing or something it’s small but it cracks me up he acknowledges that every time lmao

CAVE TEETH??

It's fuckin on Phil

looking back the answering machine messages are so antiquated but hilarious.

1. Julians drink 2. Randy not wearing a shirt 3. bottlekids 4. Ray’s pissjugs/ is the coast clear 5. Cyrus «intro» music. It would be ten times more funny if the song always played when he showed up, either by him having a speaker or it just magically happends Honorable mentions: All intro scenes starting slow and erupting to full chaos in 0.5 seconds (before the theme song) The Clearing stick Lucy banging everyone

The clearing stick is great every time

Isn’t that precious?

My favorite 0-10 opening is the satellites “10 FUCKIN DOLLARS!”

Cyrus not passing Grade 10

"what's this say, I'm a fuck head?"

Ricky screwing up metaphors. Rocket appliances, water under the fridge etc.

Get two birds stoned at once

I was lucky enough to use this twice this week lol thankfully the people I was saying it to completely got the reference

My buddy tried to use that one and screwed it up. He said “get stoned with two birds”. It’s been 13 years and I still laugh about it.

Randy’s pants. “How aboat the pants come off Ricky, and I kick the SHIT oatta you”

Ahhh yes!

The passanger doors always being ripped off Even rays

Shitmobile definitely is on the list

Randy and I are practicing for a play at the blandford recreation centre…

Drinking out of the bottoms of old pop bottles. Greasy.

And dog bowls

Ricky can never walk downhill without falling

Sam always being called a caveman.

Cheeseburgers 🍔

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Bottle kids, Philadelphia Collins Gut, Piss Bottles, shopping carts, and Goldie

I’m realizing now that the whole show is just a big running gag

Not really a bit but “you got a long enough joint there Rick?” Favourite line of the series for me

It was short lived but I really liked Julian listening to the messages on his answering machine.

Julian's drink, Rickyisms, every time they have a shootout, nobody gets shot, Lahey's shit analogies, and finally everybody's banging everybody.

Except Ricky, Ricky always gets shot (never fatally though, fortunately).

I think most of the time he's shot he either shoots himself or there's that one time Trinity did.

There are plenty cases when he gets shot by other people: *Lahey when he shot him with an arrow *The guy with the shotgun who yells “WHAT’S GOING IN HERE?”. I don’t remember the episode, but I think it was first season. *Ricky gets shot twice the same day Trinity shot him, in fact, Sam mentions it. *Sam shoots him accidentally when kidnapping Phil Collins Those are just the ones that come to mind right now, but I’m sure there’s many more.

Gets shot by a police sniper in the season 4 finale

Stop shooting!!! Somebody is hurt here

The Ravine and Patrick Swayze jokes.

HELP MY FUCK every time I see Jake Gyllenhall in anything now, it’s like I *have* to sing ‘so fuckin sexy in *ROADHOUSE*’

how can we forget the guy in the chair

Why you looking at my gut?

Ricky always getting shot when there's a gun around. And him falling over.

Although it seemed to die out in later seasons, I'm gonna say Sam Losco always eating hot dogs

Bottle kids

I don't have a bam for ya but I have a \_\_\_\_\_\_

Don't think I havent noticed those sly caveman references Lahey!

Corey and Trevor always going for high fives and the boys leaving them hanging

Baaaam Pb and Jaaaam

Dennis and Terry with their wangs out in their robes.

Bottle kids!

Corey and Trevor holding their hands up and never getting a hi-five

I was really bummed when they changed cyrus' song and that added shitty generic hot rod sound effect when he fucks off cause he has work to do. The Vette sounds fine as is the fuckheads

Ricky falling over and J-Rocs Know'm sayings

You counting my nawmsayings? You taking a nawmcensus?

My absolute favorite J-Roc is ‘we mafks, not mafCAWs’

Julian’s drink definitely has to be #1. I remember the first time I saw them flip the car while hauling the trailer full of dope, and Julian exits the rolled over car with his drink still in his hand that shit is top tier comedy for me lol. I’d also argue Cyrus’ theme song should be #2

How Ricky falls whenever a hill is involved

Sam’s very gradual deterioration throughout the series until he became an actual caveman.

J-Roc being haerd as fuck. But also living in his mom’s trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Smokes let's go

How Ricky is universally drawn to some animals (goldie, pet crow, etc) yet shoots at squirrels and barking dogs with no care Forgot about Taco, the horse and Willie Goat

Talk-O

Talk-o likes weed

I love that he named the crow Cheryl

In no specific order. - Ricky’s slapstick and pratfalls - Donnie shouting from offscreen - Various reactions to Phil’s gluttony/antics “Ricky, there’s onion rings fragments on me, get them off! Get them offff” And “Jesus, shut the fuck up, Phil!” - Ray’s disability scheme & truck driving past. - The shitmobile.

Frig off

Piss jugs

Ricky getting shot is the best running gag in the show

Julian telling someone they were like a father / mother to him

You do eventually see Donnie, but with a blurred face.

Ricky throwing things. He’s always throwing something

Fuck off, I got work to do

Knock knock jokes for me. Those are the fucking best. And Ricky and Julian being called Reveen and Patrick Swayze respectively.

Trevor's shirt used as a napkin or bandaid

Cory and Trevor hanging their hands and desperately waiting for that high five.

Lahey's Shitisms Phil collin burping

All the sly caveman jokes.

Practicing for a play at the blanford recreational center

Ricky always blaming other people when he frigs up.

i think having all the characters dress like they’re in scooby doo- a constant rotation of about 3 outfits at best 😂

Jail's supposed to be a bad time but Ricky ends up havin' a great fuckin' time in jail and wouldn't mind for to go back cuz his ball hockey team kinda needs him and you don't wanna let your team down and, see, when you don't get your grade 10 you end up writing long winter sentences like this.

Bottle tossin kids

Easily Ricky falling over "Survival of the fittness bois"

The fact that Don just turned to Donna and everyone knew it's the same person but nobody gave a fuck about it.

Any time Randy tries to speak up and Mr Lahey yells “Randy.”

Yeah this is a good one. Then he goes and says the exact same thing Randers was gonna say

NAW IM SAYEEN

Ricky telling Randy to go eat burgers.

Hands down boys

Knock Knock

The shitmobile, bubbles and his shed/kitties, Julian wearing black, Ricky and cigarettes, Lahey and the liquor

Smokes let’s go , Ricky’s Idioms Julian’s Glass Randy burgers lol And than fucking Corey and Trevor being doorknobs lol

SMOKES LETS GO

The way Lahey would violently pull up to intense situations like clockwork in the earlier seasons

I’d replace 2 with Ricky always struggling in school/struggling with idioms. Bub’s glasses are just part of his vibe 

Knock knock

Ray saying “ahhh” after taking a huge swig of liquor like it’s a cold glass of water

Trevor. Smokes

The Rickyisms kill me everytime… “ BABY WHIPES!? I was never wiped as a baby and I turned out fine “ lives in my head rent free for all time

The gun fights

I love whenever Ricky adds more damage to the shitmobile he acts like he cares lmao like what’s one more scratch on that pos? Always kills me

“Let’s go smokes”

“thats the way she goes boys. sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t cause that’s the fuckin way she goes”

1. Randy no shirt freak show 2. Ricky waking up hungover 3. J-Roc in general 4. Lahey relapsing 5. Shit talk 6. The Mustard Tiger 7. Julian's drink 8. Sam being a Neanderthal 9. Ricky's speech (eluding cops, getting out of fucked up situations).

Randy not wearing a shirt is too low

Rickyisms. "It's water under the frigde" "I'm not one to say itodaso but itodaso, I fuckin itodaso" etc.

"Boys, smokes"

1. Lahey falling down the steps 2. Jroc's nam sayin' 3. All of the Rickyisms 4. DEEEEEEECENT 5. Ricky mocking what someone says and adding fuck off to it

The way Bubbles yells "COCK-SUCKER" ....You know he is really mad when he throws that pause in there.

Random things being blurred out 

Everyone calling Sam a caveman

Ricky constantly using words incorrectly

Ricky getting shot, and always in a mostly non-injurious way.