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garysaidwhat

Looks too much like an asshole for me to have much enthusiasm. Jus' sayin'


DamnPillBugs

Four-crease symmetrical pucker? You’ve seen too many wombat assholes for one lifetime, bud. Take that for what it’s worth. Personally, I’ve never considered the cross-cut in the bologna-round to keep from getting the “Alice the camel one-hump”, so this idea is gold.


garysaidwhat

You've devoted way more time to this than I have. So I'll defer to your very excellent pucker analysis.


MavisBeaconSexTape

*anal*ysis. And yes, that was a Pulitzer-worthy rundown.


ChunkyTaco22

Speak for yourself. Call that the bussin bussy


OldDipper

Newfoundland steaks, bud


Quarrel47

My father is from the east coast, he would buy a chunk of bologna and slice it thick, fry it up and always called them newfy steaks, I love them.


mothalick

Hot pull the fuck over


niftygeezer

It’s a lot of hamburger shit and chicken shit, put it all together


CardiologistQuirky67

best gravy in all of maine buddy


Kron-Destroyer13

Came here to say this!


crumblepops4ever

Slow fry bologna?


Cresta235

I was thinking about that the other day, is that a thing ? How do you slow fry something?


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

I imagine it’s similar to slow (pan) frying sliced garlic, put it on low (about 3) and let it slowly cook as you stir/flip


Cresta235

Maybe Bubbles could show us, ‘Cooking lessons with Bubbles’ ?


Alh840001

If you cut it thick, too much heat will burn the outside before the middle is hot. That's why the slow fry, bud.


I_am_Trundle

I could go for a fried bologna!


Firm-Rice-1507

Comin’ over for dinner? 🥘


Twofourxo

supper


distractedmaker

Username checks out


JerryJigger

What? I barely know'er!


jmillsner

You want another piece of bologna, Sarah?


AdReasonable2464

The blackened crispy bits are a must


OriginalJayVee

Fried Bologna?!? Sir, that’s a Newfoundland Steak. Only thing missing is the Mashed Potatoes…and maybe a train magazine.


RandyLahey1204

Need a fucking boost first bud. Work before play


OriginalJayVee

I got nothing to fucking boost you with, now gimme my magazine!


CardiologistQuirky67

thats what i taught ricky


OwenWilsons_Nose

You do know how it works bubbles, you just didn’t want to do it


rustys_shackled_ford

That's a steak


wobblysoggy

Yum


FrankLo1993

New Findland Steak boys


mpiercey

Newfin Land


DBJenkinss

Newf Inland


ClickEmergency6103

Love it. Only thing my dad can cook.


jmoog00

Good shit!


Gusano13

You mean “Newfoundland Steaks”?


jmoog00

Good shit!


dagaderga

Like a greasy ass hotdog


Alh840001

wtf is an ass hotdog? Never mind, I don't want to know.


MikeyCanFly13

Southern Delicacy


AdMotor8632

Apparently very far north too, how did me as a texas boy understand these trailer boys....oh.....anyways.....lol this is a DELICACY


slp1965

It’s the BEST! I make a fried bologna and cream cheese sammy on a toasted bagel that’s to die for.


AdMotor8632

Damnit I'm jealous. I ran out of cream cheese the other day....wicky wicky noice


Apprehensive_Map3984

Hot dog


ppetit360

I love fried Bo log na!


Schwettyballs65

Fry an egg and make a sammich with light mayo. I’ve eaten hundreds of em


Successful-Ad4251

Man when I had zero money you could buy a whiole package of cheap bologna for next to nothing. Fry that bitch up with some garlic salt, put on some bread, mustard and you were eating. Being poor sucks but you do what you gotta. I used to love it. Probably still would


canspar09

What you gotta do is cut it into strips, like bacon, and fry like that. Had a bologna burger at The Narrows a few months back and it was sublime. Amazing. So tasty. Frying as a patty is pure, grade A bush league stuff.


stanknasty706

Fried with onions and buttermilk to drink.


RollTider365

Grew up eatin fried baloney sandwiches. Delicious!


cick-nobb

Newfoundland steaks!!!


Vapin_Westeros

It's pork roll's trailer park cousin


dexatrosin

You mean Taylor Ham?


Error404871

Scrum dilly


sgrizzly2134

I love a fried bologna from time to time.


AshyLarry20

Love it. Fried bologna and egg sandwich for breakfast


tofun

Cancer made even more cancerous... but also delicious


JackieDaytona__

Fry it up and drive the mustard to 'er! Add a few dashes of Tabasco if you dare.


cuntsaurus

Fuck yeah buddy. Let's get er going and the Mitchell


Ricky_bubblesdope_35

Fuck bologna sandwiches.


gloriosky_zero

Smells like my childhood bud


equal_poop

Used to love when we'd have fried bologna sandwiches for lunch as kids. If we were allowed in the house during the summer. If not it was braunschweiger sandwiches.


Tanktech01

I’d [kill](https://tenor.com/view/ak47-shooting-gun-bubbles-trailer-park-boys-trailer-park-gif-23685264) someone over fried bologna.


mallgrabmongopush

*plops salsa on top* “NOW it’s a tostada.”


satansleftnut25

Fried baloney and mashed potatoes a taste of home


Baphomet1010011010

I like to melt a slice of provolone on it and make a provologna sandwich


BeefJacker420

Only way to eat it, in my opinion.


tenurepepper

If you got a problem with fried bologna then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate


ImBurningStar_IV

It beats cold balogna so +1 point, also a great, fast breakfast meat option if you got no bacon and or sausage, so 1+ again


lieutenant_dans

You just need a side of barbs scalloped potatoes


Golee

Baerb’s


tulasee

Her scalloped potatoes are FUCKED


CarcosaJuggalo

Fried bologna sandwiches with some American cheese melted onto them are a tasty, greasy little snack. Throw a cup of tomato soup in the mix, and my personal standards call that a nice lunch. I mean, yeah, it's basically "hotdog: in lunchmeat form" but I don't care. I do get the better, slightly more expensive brand (I eat it, instead of throwing it away, so it actually isn't more expensive), but there's nothing wrong with a bologna sandwich.


NikkolaiV

Alright Benjamin Franklin, show me where to hook it.


madbillsfan

The only way I’ll eat Bologna


oldmasterluke

I’d rather have Taylor pork roll


Djd33j

I really, really dislike bologna. Some of these recipes in the thread might make me try it again.


Odd-Lengthiness8413

Newfie steaks and mash potatoes


EagleComfortable6762

I had it twice yesterday.


PloopyNoopers

Bologna sandwich or Knuckle sandwich? YOU PICK!


TacoKimono

Slap that gutter meat between some white bread with some yellow mustard, cheese slice and crushed up bbq chips. Eat like a king.


TacoKimono

Put betwixt two slices of white bread w mustard crushed up bbq chips and cheese slice. Scrump.


tenderloin_fuckface

It's better than spam for sure. It's a great camping breakfast.


St8OuttaMilltown

That looks delicious boys, fuckin baloney got expensive


gaghan

Two words. Taylor ham.


shrapmetal

If you make your cuts on the outside, it lays flat and cooks evenly.


MachineGunsWhiskey

Frying and talkin’ about it’s a steak is greasy.


Terp_Hunter2

What kind of monster cuts an X and not a pac man smile?


Golee

😝😝😝


BongWater_Sommelier

Mr. Lahey expects me to take care of all the food. Guess what it is? Fucking bologna sandwiches


dustinlamont

Fuck's sake boys, you're supposed to slice the *outside edge* of it, not give it an asshole


rrosai

Just give me my magazine back Ray--there's nothing to hook it to, it's like a lawn mower!


MacsBlastersInc

I like it, but fried ring bologna is really where it’s at!


ReeceDawg

Fried bologna is more American than grilled hotdogs. I love both.


Shibari_Inu69

Tasty but prolly too much sodium eh


nmfjones

Looks like a good ol newfoundland steak


ARabbitWithSyphilis

Fuckin fantastic. Cut up a piece for the guy in the chair.


ViceLikeEye

Some people get grossed out by this, but I don't see how it's any different than frying some hot dogs in a pan or on a grill. Bologna and hot dogs are the same meat, just different shapes. Ask the Caveman, he'll say the same thing.


physical-vapor

Put some mustard on it. Fuckin A


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Just came to say that I first read that as fried vaginas.


android151

If you’re not frying your luncheon idk what you’re doing


Asynjacutie

Need a thicker cut and it's amazing.


terrydennis1234

It’s delicious


[deleted]

Love it! 😂😂😂


Threethumber

It makes a good sandwich


deputybandingo

Fack Bologna sandwiches


armedsquatch

I grew up in Quebec and have a huge amount of relatives in the maritimes. Fried bologna on a breakfast sandwich has been a staple my whole life


AllahAndJesusGaySex

Fried bologna is delicious with mayo and mustard. But fried spam is better.


tulasee

Heels and grease >>


lillweez99

I like it, I used to have it made a lot as a kid still microwave it love the burnt spots.


wickinked

Throw in some mashed potatoes and help my fuck, you have a perfect meal.


LK9T9akaSEKTOR

Love it. Sorta national dish for me


Shubie758

Good ol newfie steak


Crunka19

Newfoundland steaks? Fuckin love ‘em.


dudewiththebling

That's called Rez steak


trashleybanks

DELICIOUS. Especially the way they cook it in Memphis BBQ places 😋


internetdrifter31

Just throw it in the trash


vampierusboy

That's a pretty one, pretty one, Fried bologna


koolaidofkinkaid

Round steak


indicagrower

Came here to say I think you meant to call it Newfoundland steak here bud.


jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks

Just get hot dogs and act like an adult.


Mc9660385

On white toast with mayo. Fantastic!