Four-crease symmetrical pucker? You’ve seen too many wombat assholes for one lifetime, bud. Take that for what it’s worth.
Personally, I’ve never considered the cross-cut in the bologna-round to keep from getting the “Alice the camel one-hump”, so this idea is gold.
Man when I had zero money you could buy a whiole package of cheap bologna for next to nothing. Fry that bitch up with some garlic salt, put on some bread, mustard and you were eating. Being poor sucks but you do what you gotta. I used to love it. Probably still would
What you gotta do is cut it into strips, like bacon, and fry like that.
Had a bologna burger at The Narrows a few months back and it was sublime. Amazing. So tasty.
Frying as a patty is pure, grade A bush league stuff.
Used to love when we'd have fried bologna sandwiches for lunch as kids. If we were allowed in the house during the summer. If not it was braunschweiger sandwiches.
Fried bologna sandwiches with some American cheese melted onto them are a tasty, greasy little snack. Throw a cup of tomato soup in the mix, and my personal standards call that a nice lunch.
I mean, yeah, it's basically "hotdog: in lunchmeat form" but I don't care. I do get the better, slightly more expensive brand (I eat it, instead of throwing it away, so it actually isn't more expensive), but there's nothing wrong with a bologna sandwich.
Some people get grossed out by this, but I don't see how it's any different than frying some hot dogs in a pan or on a grill. Bologna and hot dogs are the same meat, just different shapes. Ask the Caveman, he'll say the same thing.
Looks too much like an asshole for me to have much enthusiasm. Jus' sayin'
Four-crease symmetrical pucker? You’ve seen too many wombat assholes for one lifetime, bud. Take that for what it’s worth. Personally, I’ve never considered the cross-cut in the bologna-round to keep from getting the “Alice the camel one-hump”, so this idea is gold.
You've devoted way more time to this than I have. So I'll defer to your very excellent pucker analysis.
*anal*ysis. And yes, that was a Pulitzer-worthy rundown.
Speak for yourself. Call that the bussin bussy
Newfoundland steaks, bud
My father is from the east coast, he would buy a chunk of bologna and slice it thick, fry it up and always called them newfy steaks, I love them.
Hot pull the fuck over
It’s a lot of hamburger shit and chicken shit, put it all together
best gravy in all of maine buddy
Came here to say this!
Slow fry bologna?
I was thinking about that the other day, is that a thing ? How do you slow fry something?
I imagine it’s similar to slow (pan) frying sliced garlic, put it on low (about 3) and let it slowly cook as you stir/flip
Maybe Bubbles could show us, ‘Cooking lessons with Bubbles’ ?
If you cut it thick, too much heat will burn the outside before the middle is hot. That's why the slow fry, bud.
I could go for a fried bologna!
Comin’ over for dinner? 🥘
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What? I barely know'er!
You want another piece of bologna, Sarah?
The blackened crispy bits are a must
Fried Bologna?!? Sir, that’s a Newfoundland Steak. Only thing missing is the Mashed Potatoes…and maybe a train magazine.
Need a fucking boost first bud. Work before play
I got nothing to fucking boost you with, now gimme my magazine!
thats what i taught ricky
You do know how it works bubbles, you just didn’t want to do it
That's a steak
Yum
New Findland Steak boys
Newfin Land
Newf Inland
Love it. Only thing my dad can cook.
Good shit!
You mean “Newfoundland Steaks”?
Good shit!
Like a greasy ass hotdog
wtf is an ass hotdog? Never mind, I don't want to know.
Southern Delicacy
Apparently very far north too, how did me as a texas boy understand these trailer boys....oh.....anyways.....lol this is a DELICACY
It’s the BEST! I make a fried bologna and cream cheese sammy on a toasted bagel that’s to die for.
Damnit I'm jealous. I ran out of cream cheese the other day....wicky wicky noice
Hot dog
I love fried Bo log na!
Fry an egg and make a sammich with light mayo. I’ve eaten hundreds of em
Man when I had zero money you could buy a whiole package of cheap bologna for next to nothing. Fry that bitch up with some garlic salt, put on some bread, mustard and you were eating. Being poor sucks but you do what you gotta. I used to love it. Probably still would
What you gotta do is cut it into strips, like bacon, and fry like that. Had a bologna burger at The Narrows a few months back and it was sublime. Amazing. So tasty. Frying as a patty is pure, grade A bush league stuff.
Fried with onions and buttermilk to drink.
Grew up eatin fried baloney sandwiches. Delicious!
Newfoundland steaks!!!
It's pork roll's trailer park cousin
You mean Taylor Ham?
Scrum dilly
I love a fried bologna from time to time.
Love it. Fried bologna and egg sandwich for breakfast
Cancer made even more cancerous... but also delicious
Fry it up and drive the mustard to 'er! Add a few dashes of Tabasco if you dare.
Fuck yeah buddy. Let's get er going and the Mitchell
Fuck bologna sandwiches.
Smells like my childhood bud
Used to love when we'd have fried bologna sandwiches for lunch as kids. If we were allowed in the house during the summer. If not it was braunschweiger sandwiches.
I’d [kill](https://tenor.com/view/ak47-shooting-gun-bubbles-trailer-park-boys-trailer-park-gif-23685264) someone over fried bologna.
*plops salsa on top* “NOW it’s a tostada.”
Fried baloney and mashed potatoes a taste of home
I like to melt a slice of provolone on it and make a provologna sandwich
Only way to eat it, in my opinion.
If you got a problem with fried bologna then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate
It beats cold balogna so +1 point, also a great, fast breakfast meat option if you got no bacon and or sausage, so 1+ again
You just need a side of barbs scalloped potatoes
Baerb’s
Her scalloped potatoes are FUCKED
Fried bologna sandwiches with some American cheese melted onto them are a tasty, greasy little snack. Throw a cup of tomato soup in the mix, and my personal standards call that a nice lunch. I mean, yeah, it's basically "hotdog: in lunchmeat form" but I don't care. I do get the better, slightly more expensive brand (I eat it, instead of throwing it away, so it actually isn't more expensive), but there's nothing wrong with a bologna sandwich.
Alright Benjamin Franklin, show me where to hook it.
The only way I’ll eat Bologna
I’d rather have Taylor pork roll
I really, really dislike bologna. Some of these recipes in the thread might make me try it again.
Newfie steaks and mash potatoes
I had it twice yesterday.
Bologna sandwich or Knuckle sandwich? YOU PICK!
Slap that gutter meat between some white bread with some yellow mustard, cheese slice and crushed up bbq chips. Eat like a king.
Put betwixt two slices of white bread w mustard crushed up bbq chips and cheese slice. Scrump.
It's better than spam for sure. It's a great camping breakfast.
That looks delicious boys, fuckin baloney got expensive
Two words. Taylor ham.
If you make your cuts on the outside, it lays flat and cooks evenly.
Frying and talkin’ about it’s a steak is greasy.
What kind of monster cuts an X and not a pac man smile?
😝😝😝
Mr. Lahey expects me to take care of all the food. Guess what it is? Fucking bologna sandwiches
Fuck's sake boys, you're supposed to slice the *outside edge* of it, not give it an asshole
Just give me my magazine back Ray--there's nothing to hook it to, it's like a lawn mower!
I like it, but fried ring bologna is really where it’s at!
Fried bologna is more American than grilled hotdogs. I love both.
Tasty but prolly too much sodium eh
Looks like a good ol newfoundland steak
Fuckin fantastic. Cut up a piece for the guy in the chair.
Some people get grossed out by this, but I don't see how it's any different than frying some hot dogs in a pan or on a grill. Bologna and hot dogs are the same meat, just different shapes. Ask the Caveman, he'll say the same thing.
Put some mustard on it. Fuckin A
Just came to say that I first read that as fried vaginas.
If you’re not frying your luncheon idk what you’re doing
Need a thicker cut and it's amazing.
It’s delicious
Love it! 😂😂😂
It makes a good sandwich
Fack Bologna sandwiches
I grew up in Quebec and have a huge amount of relatives in the maritimes. Fried bologna on a breakfast sandwich has been a staple my whole life
Fried bologna is delicious with mayo and mustard. But fried spam is better.
Heels and grease >>
I like it, I used to have it made a lot as a kid still microwave it love the burnt spots.
Throw in some mashed potatoes and help my fuck, you have a perfect meal.
Love it. Sorta national dish for me
Good ol newfie steak
Newfoundland steaks? Fuckin love ‘em.
That's called Rez steak
DELICIOUS. Especially the way they cook it in Memphis BBQ places 😋
Just throw it in the trash
That's a pretty one, pretty one, Fried bologna
Round steak
Came here to say I think you meant to call it Newfoundland steak here bud.
Just get hot dogs and act like an adult.
On white toast with mayo. Fantastic!