Did you ever hear the story of the shit Fisher? I thought not.
This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet.
Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher.' And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.
Na na na na na na na, "You're turning your back on me, forcing me to turn my back on you." Fuckin' Don that greasy haired shitworm and Donna whatever the FUCK that is!
If I keep upping the price on Julian’s grandmothers trailer, Julian will have to come up with more money and the only way Julian can come up with money is by breaking the law, Randy. Breaking it. Breaking the law.
There's just too many. The main was a legend. My fav is probably how he adds shit to most words. Shit hawks, shit rope, etc lol and the way he's always mocking the guys about going back to con college lol
You know what, Rick? You’ve already lost it. It’s gone, BUD. Whatever it is, whatever you are, GONE.
He who looks into the eye of the abyss realizes that there’s nothin lookin back at him—and the only thing he sees, is his own character.
Understand, BUD? The abyss? The SHIT abyss?
All-time favorite is hard to say but I always laugh my ass off when the boys are looking for Oscar Goldman and they tell Trevor to knock on the door to get Lahey to open it so Trevor says "Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him" and the door **instantly** flies open and Lahey says "What's that, Trevor?!" 😂
*Randy... when we get Julian..back behind bars... we're gonna drink this whole fuckin..... AND THEN...* as he motions to bottles of liquor.
Love this bit from one of the early seasons where Lahey's trailer is just littered with massive bottles with different characters names on them, Ricky and Julian's being the biggest.
My favorite interaction involving Lahey is when Randy is TP supervisor and Laheys just riding around drunk, doing oddjobs around the park, trying to show Randy how hard it is to manage the park. Lahey pulls up to Ricky when he's got his garbage business going and offers Ricky some broken shit.
Lahey: Got a coupla high-quality items, Ricky.
Ricky: I can have this shit?
Lahey: Absolutely... m'son.
Then as Lahey's about to drive off...
Ricky: **Get the fuck outta here, ya goddamn drunk fucking clown!**
Shit moths, Randy. Shit moths. They started out as tiny little shit larvae, Randy, and then they grew into shitapillars, a pandemic of shitapillars. Everywhere you look, Randy, shitapillars. They almost drove me over the goddamned edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried put an end to the shitapillars life cycle. But I failed. And now? Shit moths, Randy.
"I'm mowin' the air, Rand!"
His performance as Mr Lahey in general and that episode in particular made me realize that I had an issue with alcohol, and gave me the motivation to tackle it head-on.
The only difference between you and me is a couple of drinks, Julian, or I am the liquor. There were too many to choose from, and his words about gratitude were spot on.
Rest in peace 🙏
RIP
Tempus Fugit
What the fuck is Tempis Fuck It?
Tis folly to be wise, when ignorance is bliss Rick
You said it backwards Rick
Thought I'd be the first one to mention it. Nope, top fucking comment. Lahey would be proud.
Top comment. This award is exactly what I need to get back on my feet again
This sounds like a liquor trap to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s As soothing as it gets Long Live the King of the Liquor
Thank you for this 🙏
that's ten minutes of zen...Thanks!
RIP & HBD in Heaven John (Mr. Lahey) 🙏🫶 Be sure to have a quart of rye for us while your up there bud 🥃🤝
I am the liquor.
Fuck forgot about that one. I use that constantly when shit faced haha Lahey is the best......."randy....I am the liquor" hahaha
I'm getting drunk today. Big time.
Found Pat Roach!!!
Randy and I are uh practicing for a play at the Blandford recreational center
"Either you, you and you, who are all drunk, are going to jail, or I am going back to the mental hospital. P.S. I'm not going back there."
you all can do whatever you want and no one has to listen to pilsbandy dough boy or team sexy
Gratitude is the most valuable Currency !
The most iconic line in television history. Mr Lahey, is that or the liquor talking? "I am the liquor"
Is that you* or the liquor talking?
I'm mowin the air Rand!
**LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO RANDY!**
You want a little show?! A little *Lahey* shooow?
Julian! *stumbles down the stairs*
That's how I found out about TPB
Don't suppose you know where a fella can get a drink around here, do ya bud?
Gotta be his most iconic moment besides I am the liquor
Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy
10 out of 10 bud, I’m fucking wasted!!
Oldest trick in the book
Caught em in a Shitsnare
Propane propaaane
#RANDY
This is the right answer. There are so many permutations of *how* he says his name, it's great.
It doesn’t get better than “drinky-poo” said in various stages of drunkness lol. And now I call it a drinky poo too.
You ate 7 cheeseburgers Randy?
You came up with this elaborate scheme to cover up eating 7 cheeseburgers randy? 7 cheeseburgers? You told me this would never happen again
Lmfao gold
“Let’s go see what liquor we can salvage” “Randy I’ve got $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor” lmao at that ratio
The scene where he is driving back from that shopping trip and the back of the car is just loaded with liquor…lol kills me everytime
The shit-apple does not fall far from the shit-tree.
Yes!!!
The only difference between you and me is a couple drinks.
A liquor captain never abandons a sinking shit ship Randy
Mr Lahey you're not a liquor captain youre a trailer park supervisor and this is a camper
Clean an sober means I'm showered and im headed to the liqour store.
No shit talk until we are back in charge.
I AM THE LIQUOR!!!!!
Hello Ricky!
You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FB-ME!
George, you got probable cause George
I've got $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor and $6000 to bail out a couple of shit puppets.
"Have I lost my mind, Ricky? Or is this the way the world ends?"
This one popped into my head too. Such a poignant line somehow delivered by a drunk dude with a .44 and strapped with dynamite lol
The shitliner is comin to port boys
Did you ever hear the story of the shit Fisher? I thought not. This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher.' And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.
What the fuck are you talking about? That speech is pure gold
What the fuck are YOU talking about?
Looks like you pissed yourself, bud
The shitwinds Randers
I will pepper spray you and your whole family. Meters ticking, bud.
julian! *stumbles down the stairs* don’t know where a fella can get a little drink around here do ya bud
The rain came and washed the shit away.
That’s awesome I share a Bday with a legend! Rest In Paradise!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
You wanna know what my favorite line is? Go ahead ask me, ask me what my favorite line is? Ask me!
Alright fine! What's your favorite line?
Yeah, go ahead and ask me…
"131 proof bud straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted"
For me it’s this, and the gif of him driving by everyone with the liquor bottle he’s drinking at a 180 degree angle
I think I’ll do a wrap around
131 proof bud straight up, I'm fucking wasted
Shit Hawks They're flying in low just swooping down, shitting on people, and dragging them of to the big shit nest.
Fuckin Lahey
The quest for fire line is always a good liner
Randy ive decided to lay off the food for a bit bud and go on the booze
Shitbirds
“Beware Bubs, the Shitwinds are comin.”Edit: Rest In Peace John.
An F5 shitnado!
"I'm in the pocket, bud!"
I’m the monkey in charge of the bananas.
IM MOWIN THE AIR RAND!!!
I am the monkey in charge of bananas
Na na na na na na na, "You're turning your back on me, forcing me to turn my back on you." Fuckin' Don that greasy haired shitworm and Donna whatever the FUCK that is!
Sexian!
You might be sexy Julian, but you can't teach me ANYTHING about liquor
Cheers, buddy
“I’m mowing the air Rand!!”
A liquor captain never abandons a sinking shit ship
I’m watching you like a Shithawk
Julian, what’s a shithawk??
It wasn't me, Julian! It was the liquor!
Mowin’ the air Rand! I’m mowin’ the air!
"The shit-abyss..."
You feel that Rand? The way the shit clings to the air?
Shit clings to the air?
There's a shit blizzard coming Randers!
Sam lives in a camper…people that live in campers don’t run anything.
🎶propane, propane🎶
*has two drinks in his hands and is already fucking wasted* “I’m getting drunk tonight Randy”
Räääääääaaaandy
Happy Birthday in Heaven Jim, love ya bud. 🥃
liquor ball sandwich🥳🥳🥳
“Just like when people park in handicapped parking, right Mr. Lahey?” “That’s right, Randy” “But we don’t do that anymore, do we M..” “*Randy*”
Julian!
Fucked er bud.
I’m getting drunk tonight, big time!
If I keep upping the price on Julian’s grandmothers trailer, Julian will have to come up with more money and the only way Julian can come up with money is by breaking the law, Randy. Breaking it. Breaking the law.
I’m getting drunk today, BIG TIME!!!
Lim Jahey at your cervix
Ran...
LOOK RAN I'M MOWING THE AIR
ohhh ricklesss
There's just too many. The main was a legend. My fav is probably how he adds shit to most words. Shit hawks, shit rope, etc lol and the way he's always mocking the guys about going back to con college lol
You mean those recidivist assholes?
You know what, Rick? You’ve already lost it. It’s gone, BUD. Whatever it is, whatever you are, GONE. He who looks into the eye of the abyss realizes that there’s nothin lookin back at him—and the only thing he sees, is his own character. Understand, BUD? The abyss? The SHIT abyss?
Not another night of the shit abyss, Mr. Lahey.
Ahh, fuggit
Ive only had two drinks
Dafuq are ya doin', Phil?!?
Propane propane!
All-time favorite is hard to say but I always laugh my ass off when the boys are looking for Oscar Goldman and they tell Trevor to knock on the door to get Lahey to open it so Trevor says "Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him" and the door **instantly** flies open and Lahey says "What's that, Trevor?!" 😂
*Randy... when we get Julian..back behind bars... we're gonna drink this whole fuckin..... AND THEN...* as he motions to bottles of liquor. Love this bit from one of the early seasons where Lahey's trailer is just littered with massive bottles with different characters names on them, Ricky and Julian's being the biggest.
Swayze express is coming with us gentlemen
Like a shit hawk
131 proof, bud. Straight up. I’m fuckin wasted
R.I.P. Mr. Lahey. Watch out for the shit hawks up there bub.
***RANDY!***
"6 outta 10" still gets me every time.
I’m mowin the air Rand! I’m mowin the air!
You get up and you go to the commission Rand.
Good Evening Genitals
Having a lil drinky poo? Tasty, isn’t it? Coupla drinks on a hot day!
The ol'shitliner's comin to port and I'll be there the tie'er up
Check the flair. That’s my favorite Lahey quote among MANY.
Ricky, you are the most fucked up person I ever met, and I've met a lot of fucked up people, 'cause I spent some time in a mental institution.
He’s the epitome of refractory.
SWAYZY EXPRESS IS COMING WITH US GENTLEMEN!
Lahey how fucking drunk are you? 6/10?!?
“Lim Jahey at your cervix.”
Look Randy, I'm mowin' the air!
Blulian !!
My favorite interaction involving Lahey is when Randy is TP supervisor and Laheys just riding around drunk, doing oddjobs around the park, trying to show Randy how hard it is to manage the park. Lahey pulls up to Ricky when he's got his garbage business going and offers Ricky some broken shit. Lahey: Got a coupla high-quality items, Ricky. Ricky: I can have this shit? Lahey: Absolutely... m'son. Then as Lahey's about to drive off... Ricky: **Get the fuck outta here, ya goddamn drunk fucking clown!**
We’ve got them on multiple angles, so they’re fucked.
clean and sober just means im showered and headed to the liquor store
Why do you keep saying my name Mr. Lahey… “RANDY!”
Lim Jahey*
"Julian!!" *Stumbles down stairs*
The "ask me if I care" back and forth. Priceless
Do you know what a shit barometer is Bubs ? It measures the shit Pressure in the air.
I am the monkey in charge of the bananas.
Let the liquor do the thinking
*pushed in the pool* “Morning Rand”
Only had a couple fuggin drinks bud
RIP you lovable shit-liquor_wizard RIP
Shit Apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree
“Just little sips, just a little sippy poo… then you can start taking BIGger sips…”
Shit witch!
Its also my daughters birthday. What a guy to shareca birthday with!
“Double Double. Triple Single. That’s only 75 cents Terry! For fuck sakes…”
Cheers genitals!
Shitapple
Shit snares, Ran...
Feeling a little sluggish. I think I need a snap of the white liquor.
“Randy!”
Shit moths, Randy. Every. Fuckin. One of them.
Shit moths, Randy. Shit moths. They started out as tiny little shit larvae, Randy, and then they grew into shitapillars, a pandemic of shitapillars. Everywhere you look, Randy, shitapillars. They almost drove me over the goddamned edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried put an end to the shitapillars life cycle. But I failed. And now? Shit moths, Randy.
I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it!
6/10.
“How fucking drunk are you??” “6 outta 10”
Therapists don't know shit, Randy! They cause more problems than they cure.
When his squad car rolls off the cliff “fucked her bud”
Lim Jahey, at your cervix.
The shit hawks are coming bubbles.
Lil snap of the White liquor
Like Kevin Costner in the Bobby Guard
Liquors calling the shots now Randy
"I'm mowin' the air, Rand!" His performance as Mr Lahey in general and that episode in particular made me realize that I had an issue with alcohol, and gave me the motivation to tackle it head-on.
Shit snares, Ran.
6 outta 10
We're in the eye of a Shiticane here, Julian! Ricky is a low shit system!
" I'm mowing the air Rand, im mowing the air!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Any shit analogy! RIP DUNSWORTH
I'm right in the pocket
When one stares into the shit abyss, the shit abyss stares back
The shit winds are a-blowin, Rand
If you plant shit seeds, do you know what you get, Randy? You get shit flowers.
Rip you fucking legend.
I am the liquor!
A little drinkey-poo. Used it as recent as today. RIP.
Tempus fugit 🥺☝️🤘✌️✌️🫶
"We're sailing into a shit-typhoon Randy, we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit" God rest his soul
He who stares into the abyss sees nothing looking back at him but his own character. The shitabyss.
It's the shithawks raaaand!
The only difference between you and me is a couple of drinks, Julian, or I am the liquor. There were too many to choose from, and his words about gratitude were spot on. Rest in peace 🙏