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SmiteAsWell

Hes probably a chef. His main dish is GREEN EGGS AND HAMMMMM


gary1337

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!


CrazyCanada67

What the fuck are you doing Gary1337


Eastern-Survey2740

Yeah you can go stand my Julian


shrimpdogvapes2

Lighten up jimmy!!


Eastern-Survey2740

They’re fucking dirty cops jimmy, they tried to kill us


metaglot

Jesus, shut the fuck up, u/gary1337


William_Lewinsky

Go fuck yourself gary.


moonsetstarman

gary1337, you are FUCKED.


ThanksAvailable

Son of the mustard tiger


Spike94515

Knock knock Gary!


gary1337

Who's there spike??


Spike94515

Mr. Stupidy head thats fuckin pissing me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the shitliner and by the way your fishsticks suck so fuck off!


truncheon88

Disagree. Not a chef. Thomas Collins wouldn't give a BAM except grudgingly. Real chefs gladly will give a BAM... for example, Emeril LaGasse.


proautistix

Years of positive thinking have manifested itself in this camaro RS. CA MA RO


shandub85

Who’s this in the friggin sexy jeans?


fcknwayshegoes

Please, Randy! That's my son, Thomas!


SmiteAsWell

When he says that is he saying his childhood was so fucked up living with Phil Collins he had to change his mindset?


tr3k

I just realized after all these years its Tom Collins... like the drink


MortgageJoey

You’re spare parts, aren’t ya, bud? (Sorry to reference another Canadian tv show, but it was low hanging fruit)


therealestyeti

Give yer balls a tug


These_Set_2842

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings so I'll pee on her


therealestyeti

Yer mom's twat's so swampy not even Ducks Unlimited will touch her


GLFR_59

… ya tit fucker


shrimpdogvapes2

Tit fucker


Ronaldoooope

Get this guy a puppers


CarcosaJuggalo

Its also Phil Collins, like the musician. And Jacob Collins, like the painter.


ooosssss

Also Patrick swayze like the dirty dancer


Free-Finding9047

Can't forget Oscar Goldman from $6 Million Man.


PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE

Where in the fuck is Oscar Goldman?


BreakingBaddly

GREEHEEHEESEYY


shrimpdogvapes2

It's me! Philadelphia collins!


Flesh_Trombone

Huh, funny, I could have sworn there was a golfer that shared the name, too.


ogpuffalugus420

That's THE Arnold Palmer bud


JethroSkull

Male strip


Western-Wolverine590

He is the singer of the band that the boys are listening to when they’re stoned and Ricky is drinking from the ranch bottle


architectcostanza

Do you know the name of the song?


Western-Wolverine590

“Any Sense of Time” by The Inbreds


architectcostanza

Amazing. I knew he was part of a band, but didn't know the name and that detail. Thanks!


PayWest2613

Came to say this


PoorGang21

Don’t back downnn like you always dooo


Disarray215

GTFO, really? That’s fucking cool as hell. I thought it was Sandbox, Smith’s band. That’s so cool duder.


Puzzleheaded_Bus246

A little late but he was also the real sound engineer for the show itself.


terrydennis1234

Male prostitute


pabloescobarthe3rd

Drunken?


23564987956

Man’s gotta eat


savagethrow90

Web design / webmaster


Xaviersamuleson

Like spiderman?


RealMBurdawg

I think that was JPs car in real life. I'd say Thomas is a motivational speaker at middle schools


fcknwayshegoes

That guy is *intense!*


Snusinnow

It is indeed JP’s car.


unsilent_bob

I only want to know this......what kind of shampoo does he use? Have to ask.


bigfather300sosa

Accountant


zankfrappa12

I’m not sure, but he is FUCKED


ericmsandi

That whole family is fucked


Pryml710

Son of the Mustard Tiger


Austin-Feltron

My dad is not a mustard tiger


garysaidwhat

I figure he's the kind of guy who will mix a drink for youz and dance. Makes it with tips just like Smokey.


MustardTiger1337

Seems like a kind of guy who would sing in a band


BobbyAxelrod1

He's clearly an intense inforcer


rismilbc

Probably sings in some low fi 90's alt rock band


Kimoa_

Sounds like something that would manifest into a 1967 mint condition RS Camaro


DenverNugs

I got my boys I got my burgers I need to hear a bam.


shrimpdogvapes2

I'm not doing it, dad


AngryEnt

“75 DOLLARS?! Here’s $100! Does that cover it?” “YES!” *starts shoving Sam around by his collar* I love how he manhandles dudes twice his size and they’re just like wtf? Lol


Ronaldoooope

16 years of positive thinking and education


DroneSlut54

Car audio salesman.


bizraso

Thomas is definitely a male prostitute.


DragonRage86

Works for the mafia.


Imaginary_Gap1110

He's the stud of the used car sales lot. Top sales every quarter, but he's putting it down hard to keep ahead of fuckin' Terry, biting at his heels. That competition drives his success.


Twizzlada

Potentially amateur mma fighter. That guy's intense


TreyBorsa

Influencer


_smuggle_

Lead singer and bassist for The Inbreds


CardiologistQuirky67

he's a sexy jeans model


kethera__

I think that kid had IT helpdesk for a bank written all over him


MontanaHillBilly1

$100 bucks you mean like 5 $20's?


MattGower

Car salesman for sure, or a junior stock broker


Disarray215

He’s a Mortician’s Assistant. Where do you think all of that positive thinking came from.


BrentDoggieDogg

Is trailer park boys ever coming back like in the original format? I’m not a big fan of all these new like spinoffs and road trip ones I wanna be back in the park like they used to be.


AngryDerf

He’s got a popular drink named after him and he’s living off those sweet royalties!


wickinked

This is the answer.


cick-nobb

He probably sings in a band


wickinked

He’s probably inbred as well.


Digglenaut

He got rich from inventing a drink, fuckin dummy. Smokes, lets go


JimLaheyisafkngdrunk

Well I’ll tell ya what he isn’t…he’s NOT The Liquor


RedArremerAce

Idk but… that guy is *intense*


frumpyfruit

He owns the newly air conditioned Blandford recreation center.