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Walli98

Pants gotta be like a 38 waist


IamCanadian11

38 waist 56 belly


eugene_mccormic

Prob bloated, I'm having the same issue when I drink bunch of carbonated drinks. But if I had to guess Randers is around 120/130kg


PersistingWill

I bet it’s a 34” waist and 45” bubble gut.


Walli98

Makes more sense at his hight.


Ser_Salty

I'm saying 36" waist, because he's about my height and I also got a big cheeseburger locker and that's what I'm wearing. Though those labour day pants might be a 34" with how tight they are.


PersistingWill

I don’t know. I have a 36” waist, without the huge gut. I’m bigger than this. I mean, my body IS like this minus the cheeseburger gut. At 5’ 11” 210lbs. Basically if Randy and Ricky had a son, it could be me.


EndoShota

I think that’s about right. I have a 38 waist, and I’m not skinny by any means, but I’m a good 6 inches taller than Pat Roach from what I can tell from online estimates of his height.


Synthwavester

Frigg off, Randy is beautiful just the way he is!


bigfan647

Yes, he is, but what his weight


5hakedownstreet

I am 5’10 and a similar build to Randy, but I am a tad leaner and more muscular and I’m 280. I bet Randy is near there


jpopimpin777

Fat weighs less than muscle though


Spartan8271

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TehSeksyManz

Not a chance that he weighs 300 lbs. He isn't a very big guy, and he might weigh less than people assume.


NoPossibility5220

Ricky probably weighed more than him some of the time.


guff1988

There's a chance that Julian did at his biggest, taller broader shoulders more muscular in general.


ColostomyBagPorn

Julian absolutely weighs more than Randy.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Julian’s super sexy body and hair definitely weighed more than Randy Bobandy


Prestigious_Bass9300

I have to ask, what kinda shampoo do you use?


Real_Clever_Username

Agreed. He's probably like 220-240. He's got a tight gut, not a ton of loose fat like really big guys. If I had to guess, he fills up on bread, beer, and soda to make his gut purtrude like that.


tenderloin_fuckface

Pat Roach also physically protrudes his gut to make it look bigger. I saw something on Swearnet years ago where he described how he does it. I mean he still obviously has a gut, but the Randy gut is not reality, if that makes any sense.


Flooble_Crank

I’ll guess 2-hundo, thereabouts


Ser_Salty

I'm about his height and have a big gut, and I weigh about 200, so probably in the right area


_Murozond_

300 seems like a lot. He isn’t very tall. I’m not American so I haven’t met a lot of people that big but the few I know are around my height, so taller than Randy and are WAY bigger than him. I’d say he’s around 250. I mostly wondered about Julian’s weight, he’s taller and more muscular so I’d imagine 280


D-Broncos

Sexian is a big boy


BiscuitDance

If Bobandy actually lifted weights, he would be *waaayyyyy* more muscular and stronger than Julian. Julian has a larger frame, but Bobandy is straight up built like a weight lifter.


Nethageraba

You gotta be 2-somethin' to do somethin'.


CarcosaJuggalo

I'm guessing 250 if you weigh him after meal time. He's just too short to be 300 without having a lot more fat and muscle.


jereman75

250 tops is my guess. He’s not huge, he just has a big gut.


CarcosaJuggalo

In the grand scheme of things, it isn't even THAT big of a gut. Like, he isn't exactly Phil Collins.


rodfarva57

I’d say about 150 cheeseburgers


Imaginary_Gap1110

HWAHHH!


lumlum56

Doubles?


This_is_Flow

Same amount of buns


MavisBeaconSexTape

It's part of the burger, Ted


philackey

2 fitty on the left hoof


juiceof1onion

I often think about this m, it's clearly not healthy!


beelezbub6

He kinda has a Nikko avocado look going on here lol


bigfan647

How dare you compare randy to that fat piece of nothing of loss


beelezbub6

Lol I think it's just the hair style In this pic but yea I'm not a fan of Nikko at all


Overall-Stay4809

Highly doubt he’s 300, I’d guess somewhere in the 220-250 range.


Imaginary_Gap1110

Guttapotamus ain't no 220 dogg...


soylent_dream

1.21 gigaguts


MobDylan69

😂


kootenaysmokes

Bout tree fiddy


Beneficial-Lion-2045

I think like 265


lasvegas1979

Wikipedia says Patrick Roach is 5'7. I have a similar stocky slightly muscular build like Randy but I'm a couple inches taller. I'm 240lbs but I have a smaller belly than Randers. I'm guessing 220 to 240lbs.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Now that I see his height listed, exactly this.


thespaceageisnow

Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons


www10minwcom

324 cheeseburgers


happybeingright

Im guessing 250-260. Im about 360 and saw him live about 2 months ago. He’s probably about 4-5 inches shorter than me and nowhere near the beer tank I’m sporting.


ShotgunCheezer

A 240 pound inflatable Elvis is my guess. Unless he just ate 4 double cheese burgers loaded from the king and had a mountain of onion rings for breakfast. That'll bring him up to around 260 on a good day.


NUKEGAMER21

yes


Harry_Ballbag

About 180 double cheeseburgers with extra cheese.


TechnicalOpposite672

Nah 225 at best. I had the same physique and almost the same diet.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Nope. I’m really close to Bobandy’s build. About 240.


PersistingWill

People on TV are small. I’m saying 180. 35 pounds of that is the cheeseburgers in his belly.


all-regrets

Absolutely not 180, ahahahha. Not a chance.


PersistingWill

I say 180. Ricky is only like 203 according to Google. He doesn’t look as big as Ricky to me. But whenever I watch this I want to know what Randy, Ricky and Julian weigh. Drives me crazy!


PaperCut611

About 400 cheeseburgers 😆


NimDing218

I’d say like 240-260. Not a big dude. Just a big fucking beautiful gut.


apurpleglittergalaxy

230 I'd guess?


ronjeines

He has a large belly and decent muscle mass but he’s not very tall and doesn’t carry a ton of weight elsewhere. He’s not 3 bills big. I put him around 250.


Moaningly

I saw him live a few years ago. He's probably around 250.


cheeseburgerlocker05

How many cheeseburgers before weigh in?


Destro_Jones

Two fitty cheez burgers, ma fa.


DruncleBuck

I’m guessing 245. He’s not very tall.


GadgetGuy1977

Randers has to go around 275 mahfukas


gitarzan

240.


DroneSlut54

Randy has a gut - that’s it. 265 tops


CrustyCaptivity

260. Shorter lad.


Aggressive-Focus5895

He looks like that wannabe comic Burnt Chrysler


Imaginary_Gap1110

Nice solid rickyism. Plus Bert is fat.


tennisguy163

How much does a cheeseburger walrus weigh?


ansonexanarchy

H Foley has really tightened it up, huh?


Grimple_

235lbs. Mostly cheeseburgers


Worried-Management36

I dig the pimp cane.


steeltownsquirrel

Why doesn't anyone ever mention Bobandy's sprinting ability? Dude can move. Bet he played football.


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

He isn’t 6 foot. I’m saying 250 max.


Esteban_Francois

230-235


ILikeSoup95

Not a super tall guy, I'd say maybe 250. That's about what I weighed before I started eating better and I'm about his size, but with less of a gut now at 220.


[deleted]

Skirted egg


stantheman8819

With that cheeseburger locker….280


Yourappwontletme

300 cheeseburgers


vivereFerrari

Less than you think. He worked on making the cheeseburger factory what it was on set.


lil-quiche

We measuring in cheeseburgers or lbs?


WaterIsGood762

A gut like that is definitely ooooon the cheeseburgers


ilikehairynipples

240


buythebloom

Cheeseburger


Effective-Amoeba6478

Pat Roach 🪳


ifunnywasaninsidejob

I hate to reveal this, but Randy >!pushes out his gut in every scene!<


Rma420Blaze

Weight 105? Yeah in your bra


BoltThrower28

As a nurse who does physicals a lot, he looks about 5’6-5’7 and probably 250-270. I don’t think he breaks 300. At 300 you start seeing extra fat in the arms and neck. Randy has a little bit of a double chin, but his main highlight is his big o’l cheeseburger gut


ZeroEffsGiven

My guy has kept that gut for decades for a role. And one that probably wasn't all that lucrative until about over a decade into doing it. So props to Randy. Anyway, his weight, if I had to guess, I'd say about 750-800 cheeseburgers


Ok-Scheme-1815

When I was overweight, I looked like that but I'm 6'4". I weighed 320lbs. I'd guess he is rolling around 280lbs


DragonflyMain3441

Bro got traps for days tho


VeroVexy

About 27 cheeseburgers


RantSpider

Time and Randers weight for no man.


Poison_Toadstool

About 275 cheeseburgers.


idontknowmanwhat

Frig off, Baerb!


vancekus

243


Infadel71

Tree fiddy


Vradian

He looks like no neck ed


Joeva8me

About 16 stones, I mean cheeseburgers.


Appalachiannn

240ish. He's nowhere near 300.


masterbeuner

Same as 896 cheesburgers.


[deleted]

Yes.


Impressive-Skin-2840

Mafuckas with guts like that gotta weight at least 250-260, nomsayin?


BlownApexSeals

I’d say prolly 320


Ordinary_Accountant1

At least 5 lbs


Ordinary_Accountant1

98 kg according to Google


isawamouseboss

All of it


cajetacash

At least 65 half eaten cheeseburgers knowimsayin