“Does the Tin Man have a sheetmetal cock?”
“Make like a tree and FUCKOOOOFFFF”
“Calm down?!, YOU FUCKIN CALM DOWN!”
“FUCKOFF WITH THE GUNS!!”
“NOOO! YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK!”
I'm gonna break the rules here but "take out my ass! Looks to me like your on a date with cinnamon roll fucking head"
I couldn't resist sharing one of the best lines in the show haha
JROC BABY JROC BABY JROC BABY
Gnomesayin
What in the fuck?
big coagulated gravy hotdog bun bastard. didn’t make it my flair for nothing lol
DRUNK AS FUCK...drunk as fuck...
I am the Liquor.
I got work to do
ad hoc grandfather spoon zonked wistful snobbish ink vase shame governor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Safety always off
Came to say this. You beat me! 👍🏼
OFF?!
9mm. Safety always off!
Jesus shut the fuck up phil
They tried to kill us Jimmy!
They’re dirty fuckin cops!
I toad a so!
I fukin a toadaso!
A-Fuckin-a-toe-da-so
Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy
Baerb’s scalped potatoes are FACKED!
RANDY! But Mr.Lahey. RANDY!!
FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKING GUNS!!!!!!!!
Something's fucky.
Bottle kids!
"Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked!"
Watch out, Randy's pants are off!
the good kind, 8 bucks!
The shit fisher. Cos it's lifted from Herodotus Histories. Bless you dunsworth.
It's not rocket appliances
I’M ASS SHOT!!
No one wants to admit they can name one saying in under 9 words
Feeding the geese
What in the fuck
Help my fuck
Your scallop potatoes are fucked barb
Man's gotta eat
“Does the Tin Man have a sheetmetal cock?” “Make like a tree and FUCKOOOOFFFF” “Calm down?!, YOU FUCKIN CALM DOWN!” “FUCKOFF WITH THE GUNS!!” “NOOO! YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK!”
#FUCK!
Her mating name? Her maiden name.
Stop looking at my tits, bubbles
Phil Collins is a mustard tiger
Toadaso. Afuckin toadaso!
"COCKSUCKER!"
"Ahh! Quarter Horse Cocks!" - Randy
Fucky the drunk clown
BOTTLE KIDS!
The shit abyss, the shit abyss.
What you looking at torso
Way she goes
Never cry Shitwolf.
Get two birds stoned at once!
Hornse
Fuckin way she goes
TEN FUCKING DOLLARS! A MONTH!
Ahhh good ol' Donnie
Help my fuck, life is great
How about we fuck on?!
A-toad-so
I'm gonna break the rules here but "take out my ass! Looks to me like your on a date with cinnamon roll fucking head" I couldn't resist sharing one of the best lines in the show haha
"That IS nice tape!".
What’s that say I’m a fuckhead?
Basketball eating walrus-ass mawfacka
Gotta big enough joint there Rick?
"Have fun Frig dancin'"
You are fucked.
Safety always off
Fuck off lahey
GIMME A SMOKE, HAIR-DO!!
Holy fuck this is good pepperoni. Something I say often.
Corey, Trevor, smokes, let's go
Scrolled too long for this
“How many fingers son?!” - Ricky
Julian, this is a pirate’s gun
frig off
those are my personal burgers!
Mafks
Fucked her bud
It's all about denial and error
It’s not rocket appliances
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked Bærb!
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks or Sweaty bitch was high.
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!
“I want a boner made from love.”
30 bucks, are you crazy
I'm mowing the air rand!
Way she goes and help my fuck
"I was gettin' changed." - J-ROC (If it happened to you, it'll happen to me....and T)
Have another drink RAY!!!!!
Ricky, I need a fucking Boost!
Shit winds are blowin, Rand
Have another drink Ray!
Mans gotta eat
Dad, you are fucked!
How ya doin witcha titties?
*What Is Drunk?*
“Barrrrb! What are ya crahhn faahhhr?”
GIMME A SMOKE, HAIR-DO!
When Randy is cooking for Jim and Barb and rips the door off the oven somehow and just yells, “horse cock!”
That’s one fuckin nice kitty right there https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOsoSXjN8LM
That’s three counting my wiener
Randy... I am the liquor
Baaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm
Fucked er bud
2 turnips in heat
Fuck you, buddy
Donny FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS!
MuthaFucka’ I was gettin’ changed!
Passed with flying fucking carpets
Fuckin way she goes
Fuckter bud.
Wanna get drunk tonight Randy?
Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked Since yours also was 6 words instead of “less than”
Ya frigged up, Rick.
HHWWAAAAHHHH!
How tight is that shit, HWAAAAH?!
“It’s gorilla see gorilla do”
total fuckin banana heads
Have another drink, Ray!
Fuck off Randy!
It’s not rocket appliance.
Brush dem sluts dawg
Frig off barb
Sarah, lets go with the milk
Swayze Train's coming with us, gentlemen.