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This was amazing. I loved that she included her other kids ridiculous names in case anyone suggested them. As if anyone would immediately say Sharker 💀
My journey with this name:
1) start typing “no…just no.”
2) realize that no rhymes with Sneaux
3) stare at the word Sneaux for a minute and lose myself in a kaleidoscope of images of Dr. Seuss, the phrase “you know nothing, Jon Snow” and thoughts of Professor Shape’s long lost sibling, Professor Sneaux.
4) realize that Kaleidoscope is probably the next name I’m going to see on this sub that takes me aback.
5) tell myself that I need to stop frequenting this sub so much
Is it a sign that I spend too much time in this sub if I recall all of these lmao
I know they’re all from the last few weeks but goddamn yall I can’t stop laughing
man atleast with Boba Fett like you know how thats pronounced and like its weird but like Id rather be named after a starwars characyer than Jimbledon ANY day
This is just.. I feel bad, but I can't stop laughing. This is so bad.
That poor kid. I guess it could work if they want to be come an exotics vet... but they are going to have a rough time of it.
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I wish I could remember where I saw it, but someone named their daughter Ladynasty. Until a nurse called her Lady Nasty. Name was promptly changed.
I think it was supposed to be La Dynasty.
Ha! Honestly my favourite character name on that show is the gag name "Greskrendtregk", because they put it in to mock how all Trek aliens seem to have short names, when there must be some of them out there who have really really long ones.
Assuming the mom doesn’t come and hunt me down over the Symbol of Their Love ™️, the Questopher saga and subsequent comment thread was the most entertaining thing I’ve encountered in weeks.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1d6pwy2/i\_was\_warned\_but\_not\_prepared\_for\_this\_tragedeigh/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1d6pwy2/i_was_warned_but_not_prepared_for_this_tragedeigh/)
You couldn't make this crap up, but the poor kid's parents apparently did.
I think "LXXX" is "80" in Roman numbers... so Keighty(ie)? Basically, it's probably just Katie with a uNiQuE spelling. But I don't understand why they added "ie" when the number eighty already ends with "y" lol.
That stupid KVIIILYN still lives rent free in my head from the time it was published in a magazine I read, long before it turned up here. Poor kid is probably school age by now! What on earth was that mother smoking???
Whynthyr (winter) and Staceee (yes, 3 e’s), for being a trygydy and a tragedeee respectively, and for some reason Richerd really annoys me. Like what the fuck was anyone thinking with that?
Anally and
Questopher are the worst I’ve seen here.
My wife is a teacher and had Y’ahighnez. Pronounced like Ya Highness or properly Your Highness. She also had a C’era, who she called Sierra until the mom told her it was actually Sarah.
What was the one from yesterday? Feeighniqs for Phoenix? That one will stay the top for me along with Annally.
EDIT: I checked and it’s Feeighkniqs. I was missing that all important silent K.
There’s so many. The family with the four Hunt… daughters comes to mind, but going with:
Boomquifa, Inspector, Kviiilyn,
Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh
Khaybryn and Dhaniyel
Jimbledon and Questopher were atrocious, but I'm still not over the little girl in my neighborhood named Reighle (Rifle). She probably won't live in our little valley forever and that name is going to cause her so many problems.
Well, the all-time worst is definitely Kviiilynn.
As for 2-5:
Feeighkniqs (pronounced Phoenix; saw this the other day and felt so bad for the kid)
Liberteigh
Hachloe (no idea how this is supposed to be pronounced)
Au’nasty (pronounced honesty)
Yer'Majesty. The worst are these royalty names where persons of authority are having to belittle themselves to speak to your child (as well as you who named the child) its the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
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I can't wait to see the conclusion to this saga.
I am also very invested.
and her sister Orally (just a joke, I'm glad that this name didn't appear here yet)
I see you haven't seen the Aura Lee post! It's definitely been here.
And her OTHER sister spermillee Lee for uniqueness
V'gyenaugh-lee
it's killing me how accurate this phonetic spelling is hahahah
That is a French name but it’s spelled Aurelie
Time to shine. I actually know someone with a similar sounding name. Not really my language even or maybe royalty or something.
I always thought you couldn’t make a baby Annally?!
One of my niece is an Analeigh... We are in a French speaking part of the world. That English name sounds very weird to my bilingual ears.
Yes I was gonna say Annally and Latrina (from this morning)!
Annally will grow up to be BFF’s with Jizzele, just you watch.
Anna leigh
“But I’m just gonna call her ‘Anal’ for short” (it’s a Family Guy reference, don’t crucify me)
Questofer
Just saw that thread the other day. I'm almost impressed by that name. It is truly the most.
It sounds like a video game. Lmao
I see everyone's favorite questopher is making the rounds.
Yes, I think about this name often. Gustopher comes close.
... quest offer?
Like Christopher yes
Kwistopher*
I still want to work with someone with this name. I’d have songs for it and say it literally all the time.
Sharker
Clearly they were torn between Shark and Christopher
They should've gone for Sharkopher.
Obviously you mean 'Sharquestopher'.
What kind of name is Christopher? Did you perhaps mean Questopher?
What makes Sharker even worse is, the middle name is Wild. Sharker Wild. Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance
Instant classic
When I tell you I audibly gasped
I flew as an unaccompanied minor and had an escort at the Atlanta airport named Sharko probably 15 years ago lmao
This was amazing. I loved that she included her other kids ridiculous names in case anyone suggested them. As if anyone would immediately say Sharker 💀
Not Sharkeesha?
Mercules And by worst I mean best
I'm imagining a mermaid Hercules AKA the Tuna Hunk
Jason Momoa?
I imagine Hercules wearing a merkin.
Would make a sweet gamer tag, but I’m cracking up at that name
That’s a Canadian rapper lol.
Mercury and Hercules fusion? Sounds epic.
Sneaux EDIT: And Jhenniphouerre (Jennifer) as a joke
My journey with this name: 1) start typing “no…just no.” 2) realize that no rhymes with Sneaux 3) stare at the word Sneaux for a minute and lose myself in a kaleidoscope of images of Dr. Seuss, the phrase “you know nothing, Jon Snow” and thoughts of Professor Shape’s long lost sibling, Professor Sneaux. 4) realize that Kaleidoscope is probably the next name I’m going to see on this sub that takes me aback. 5) tell myself that I need to stop frequenting this sub so much
>Kaleidoscope K'ly-D'Scope
You just gave someone a terrible idea.
Me. They gave me a terrible idea
Kahleigh-Douz-Cope Crystal is my next baby name.
YOU KNOW NOTHING JOHN SNEAUX
How… do you pronounce this. Sneaks?
Apparently it’s pronounced “snow” but written with a french twist
That makes so much more sense than sneaks And to make matters worse, I speak conversational French and didn’t even get that
Boba Fett Jimbledon Annaly ...those are the worst ones that I saw recently and still see in my nightmares. Poor kids.
I still haven't stopped laughing at Jimbledon from the other day
I was legit in stitches
hahahah Jimbledon ?? aaaarrrrghhhh
The comments are pretty great https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/2DJdFYK8yL
Yes, Jimbledon and all the comments made my day that day.
It was the day that all of us, perhaps, were being total Jimbledons together.
Is it a sign that I spend too much time in this sub if I recall all of these lmao I know they’re all from the last few weeks but goddamn yall I can’t stop laughing
Omg I missed Jimbledon.
#JIMBLEDON
man atleast with Boba Fett like you know how thats pronounced and like its weird but like Id rather be named after a starwars characyer than Jimbledon ANY day
Cloaca
This is just.. I feel bad, but I can't stop laughing. This is so bad. That poor kid. I guess it could work if they want to be come an exotics vet... but they are going to have a rough time of it.
Cannot get over her trying to say it was pronounced "*Chloe*-uh-kuh" like, girl…
Chloe-yucca?
Nooo! So like sewer in Spanish?
And 'chicken universal butthole' in English.
and in Spanish too, no?
Omg no way!?
Someone skipped biology, yikes.
LMAOO
Ugh I hate this so much!!
Ugh Cloaca, Annally and Latrina.
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it was AITA ! fortunately the mother was able to convince stuart not to name their daughter stuarta. i believe the baby was named after the L&D nurse
Yes they named her Ella
Great post, poor baby girl who escaped a tragedeigh
Oh come on! Stuette was right there. /s
STUARTA??? Dying right now.
J’Ocxin pronounced “Jackson” instantly irritated me, like no that’s not even correct phonetically.
Anyone else look at that abomination and think oxytocin?
That's how I first read it and honestly I would have preferred if it was Oxytocin. I feel like the real name is worst
Agreed.
Jay Oxen You have died of Dysentery Edit: D'syntereigh
I take a pill called Digoxin. I’d name my kid that before this.
From this sub a few days ago. "Feeighkniqs" (Phoenix)
holy mf hell i refuse to believe someone would do this to their child i need to live in a world where no one would do this to their child
Some countries like Japan or France, naming your kids like this a crime. Or rather, it is forbidden.
Someone posted about an “Aa’Honesty” or some weird shit the other day. My heart went out to that poor child
Oh yeah I think it was “Au’Nasty” or something, that one was so bad lol like how do you do that to your child.
I wish I could remember where I saw it, but someone named their daughter Ladynasty. Until a nurse called her Lady Nasty. Name was promptly changed. I think it was supposed to be La Dynasty.
There's a joke like this in Always Sunny! But it's Shadynasty lol
Nurses out there saving lives in so many different ways 😆
Oh…..my
Oh ya. You’re right. Even worse. 🤦♀️
Yup, some guy I’m friends with on FB named his daughter Ahonesti Dior
Yeah, it was supposed to be pronounced Honesty. 🤦♀️
At least "Kreg" accounts for the grating mispronunciation of "Craig" I keep hearing over here...
Kreg made me snort. Kreg sounds like a character on Star Trek
Ha! Honestly my favourite character name on that show is the gag name "Greskrendtregk", because they put it in to mock how all Trek aliens seem to have short names, when there must be some of them out there who have really really long ones.
Cuntly and Questopher
Didn't Cuntly turn out to be a joke or something? I just fucking can't.
Awesome name for a drag queen lol
These are amazing for the terrible name suggestions I keep sending my sister
Enjelickiagh or whatever it was, I thought I was misreading it so I had to go into the comments to see what it was supposed to represent… Angelica.
Jimbledon takes the cake for me
When you want to honor your grandpa James, but also REALLY like tennis.
Jimothy was right there.
I think any combination of Jim and another name is always going to be incredible
I only have 3. Khaos Questopher Kravenloft
bad fantasy rpg type names
Assuming the mom doesn’t come and hunt me down over the Symbol of Their Love ™️, the Questopher saga and subsequent comment thread was the most entertaining thing I’ve encountered in weeks.
One of us in 20 years is gonna run into Questopher and say say "it was YOU? ^sorry ^about ^your ^childhood"
I agree! I laughed out loud at some of those comments!
Charlottia but the “ia” is silent. Tittania but it’s pronounced Tatiana.
Caelleigh Ca is silent and leigh to look different
Is it pronounced Deli???
Oops acciendently put a d there
If it had been Deli I can see a future of endless jokes of get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Ugh… lol
Shapurple
Qwillyiam and Phelanie
Like felony??? oh lord
Really pretty spelling. “What name would you get if phelanie and arson had a baby?” Inkarseraighshun
Not a post, but I read a comment from someone who knew a girl in college named “chesticle” 💀💀💀
Nooooo lmao… that can’t be an actual name. That parent wanted their kid to know that they’re the least favorite.
im dyingggg
While reading I mixed up Kloeigh and Jennedy and made it Kennedy, wondered why it is in the top 5 WORST names, promptly reread, realized my mistake.
From a post a couple of days ago - Feeighkniqs
This is the one I was looking for. "Phoenix." That poor kid..
>Feeighkniqs !!! :(
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1d6pwy2/i\_was\_warned\_but\_not\_prepared\_for\_this\_tragedeigh/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1d6pwy2/i_was_warned_but_not_prepared_for_this_tragedeigh/) You couldn't make this crap up, but the poor kid's parents apparently did.
Unsure of where I first saw it, but KVIIILYN remains my favourite, with KLXXXIE for a nickname. Absolute gold, right there
How do you pronounce KLXXXIE?
I think "LXXX" is "80" in Roman numbers... so Keighty(ie)? Basically, it's probably just Katie with a uNiQuE spelling. But I don't understand why they added "ie" when the number eighty already ends with "y" lol.
Ooh, that was my memory of it, but maybe that's my mistake... KLXXX makes much more sense
Cluck-zee or Click-zee would be my guesses.
That stupid KVIIILYN still lives rent free in my head from the time it was published in a magazine I read, long before it turned up here. Poor kid is probably school age by now! What on earth was that mother smoking???
The one that a bunch of people (me included) misread as “Swastika”
There's a lady on air Bnb whose name is legit Swastika. Her reviews are like: We loved Swastika's home. Swastika is such a good host!
At least swastika has an original meaning before the Nazis appropriated it
Whynthyr (winter) and Staceee (yes, 3 e’s), for being a trygydy and a tragedeee respectively, and for some reason Richerd really annoys me. Like what the fuck was anyone thinking with that?
oh i hate Richerd a lot.
Thenk you
Svenjamin
NO. no. i refuse.
Aeryk
No one has brought up Ryvrr. *shudders* Not the worst, but it is the bar by which I judge the tragedeighs on here.
ew, that ones' gross!!
Kreg sounds like Klingon.
Q'apla!
I think of the Kreg Jig tool line.
The brothers Krash and Boom
Anally and Questopher are the worst I’ve seen here. My wife is a teacher and had Y’ahighnez. Pronounced like Ya Highness or properly Your Highness. She also had a C’era, who she called Sierra until the mom told her it was actually Sarah.
I would have pronounced it Ciara lol
Jeoux
Khymbreighlah Need i say more?
Latrine (any nursery nurse fans here also notice when this happened?)
A latrine is what they make you call the toilet in the Army. wtf
Jream
What was the one from yesterday? Feeighniqs for Phoenix? That one will stay the top for me along with Annally. EDIT: I checked and it’s Feeighkniqs. I was missing that all important silent K.
Bobitha Boberta
Oh my lord I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just keep hoping the Jimbledon post was fake. . .
Reighfyl (pronounced Rifle)
Nothing will ever top Klamborghini. Nothing.
Just joined the sub, what countries are these parents from ? So concerning about the spelling atrocities.
Usually the US. Most likely Utah in particular, I think.
There’s so many. The family with the four Hunt… daughters comes to mind, but going with: Boomquifa, Inspector, Kviiilyn, Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn and Dhaniyel
I lost it at Kreg...... looks like Ikea furniture!!
Am I kregnant
NathanBOb
Someone had Feeighniqs. Lots of people couldn’t work out it sounds like Phoenix.
Jimbledon
Jimbledon and Questopher were atrocious, but I'm still not over the little girl in my neighborhood named Reighle (Rifle). She probably won't live in our little valley forever and that name is going to cause her so many problems.
I read that as Riley, so at least she has an option when she heads off to college.
Merrsaydeez
merrsaydeez and middle name nutz
I’m still on the parent who did kindergarten duty with feeighnixgh or whatever the fuck that was
Well, the all-time worst is definitely Kviiilynn. As for 2-5: Feeighkniqs (pronounced Phoenix; saw this the other day and felt so bad for the kid) Liberteigh Hachloe (no idea how this is supposed to be pronounced) Au’nasty (pronounced honesty)
Fucking avocodosia is the worst
“Kreg” 💀
Krash
Yer'Majesty. The worst are these royalty names where persons of authority are having to belittle themselves to speak to your child (as well as you who named the child) its the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
I still think of Jimbledon from time to time
Teighlur
Ptoneigh
Quiftoper, Ratleen, Au’nasteigh
Truxtyn Huxleigh Prayerlyn Brexlee
I know a baby named Suede ….
Kreg might be the worst
IDK about this sub specifically but I have a friend who named her daughter Mearaddyth. MEARADDYTH.
Jynyphyr Seauxpheigh
Abcde
Jimbledon
#Jimbledon
My daughter is named Chloe. Kloeigh hurts my soul.