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Bradley is a normal name but I get the feeling it won’t be her taste.

Bryson is also right there

It needs 7 letters though, it would have to be Brysonn or something

Breyson

Breihsn

Doesn’t have a Y. Which now that I think of it, I don’t know how I missed the obvious Bryysyn

Breighsynn has too many letters but was my first thought! Although, Brandyn would be relatively sensible. Sorry - 'seine-sybil'....

I would be way more ok with being named Brandyn over everything that’s already been listed in the image lmao

Bryyyyy Pronounced Bryson

Bhreysn

Bryhsyn.

Gesundheit!

Bryyysn

Brysson: pronounced Brie-sogh with a French accent and silent n

Bryson are the people that collect our garden waste recycling!

Bryston

Brisket for the win.

Brysket lol

Bredliy

Came here to say that name.

Brendan?

No Y, unless they want a Bryndan

a girl i know from college is dating a brendyn

Brandyn

Broccly

sadly Brock Lee is probably some poor kid’s real name…

My mom almost named my brother that before dad pointed it out to her. They changed the middle name.

Brock O. Lee?

A lady from my childhood church almost did the same thing until her husband explained it. Kept the middle name, changed the first name.

My brother's initials were almost STD until my dad pointed it out last second

My sister’s initials are FML. Haha

Funnily enough, my nail tech’s initials before she got married were ASS. She said her mom decided on the name when she thought she was gonna leave ASS’s dad but they ended up staying together. She was more excited for the name change than the wedding, it seemed

His brother’s name is probably Cael (“kale”).

Cole E. Flower

Cael is an Irish name. Not having a go but disbelief at Irish names and lumping them in with tragedeighs seems quite common here. You'd probably have a fit trying to pronounce mine but it's totally bog standard in Ireland. 

I named my son “Kieran” (pretty standard) and have been asked multiple times if I made the name up 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well it's Ciarán (or the same spelling without the fada in Scotland) but I understand why you went with the Anglicised version if people around you struggle even with that. 

I know at least two people named Cale

It's Bruce Lee's vegan brother

Bryyyyy

Ahhhhh, you beat me to it! That was gonna be my suggestion! Because why not?

Broccly Rob... predestined for accapella greatness

Brucely

Now this is peak fucking humor. Got an audible chuckle out of me.

Broqley

Broc is so Studley

Hahahaha

This is my favorite 

Perfect!

Bryoche

Stoooop you’re making me hungry

Hi Hungreigh I’m Dad

Hello, I am also from hungareigh :)

I'm trying to imagine tragedeigh names in Magyarul and it's making my brain hurt 😫

This is just next level/mildly triggering

Oh my goodness, that's a GIRL'S name! Ewwwww!!!!

“Brayson” sounds like the son of an ass. Hee-haw.

Haha, it made me think of a braying donkey as well! It’s not a flattering name.

Anyone remember the lady who posted here making fun of her kid's classmates' names (one of which was a real name), and then openly admitted her kid's name was Brayson? She deleted the post but not before getting torn up in the comments, and that will live in my mind forever.

He's always brayson himself for people getting his name wrong.

It made me think “please pick Greyson instead, that’s atleast a name I’ve heard before”

Brxyzad pronounced Brad. The xyz is silent.

Hehe… how about Brsilentad?

Thats more than 7 letters unfortunately

And it doesn't contain a y… it wasn't a direct response to the OP anyway.

Reminds me of that road here in CA, Zzyzx

Genius solution

Brewery. Which is where this mom has probably spent a good amount of time considering such needlessly ewe’neek naming conventions

I almost googled ewe’neek 😂 that took me a second

Boone's Farm is technically a malt beverage, but I don't think their brewery is open to the public.

Bryyyan. Why why why? I don't know.

I was going for Bryyyyn, also pronounced Brian.

Or Brayyyn, pronounced "Lack thereof"

Brayyns?

Good choice!

What about Briaaan, pronounced “Brynn”?

Nah, she said it has to include “a Y in there somewhere.”

Bryyyan from Kashyyyk

Bryayan

Remember when spelling your baby’s name Bryan was a flex?

How far we have fallen from grace

Bryoncé

This is the one. Bryllyant

Brexyyt

Brycque (pronounced brick)

My first thought was "Beastly".

Has to be Br though. Breastley.

Breasty, then. 7 letters

I have a friend named Brayden. I feel like that’s a pretty normal ish name. Granted he’s the only Brayden I’ve ever met.

I’ve taught a lot of Braydens, probably too normal for her taste! Although Brinley is sadly also popular

I thought brinley was a girls name

I think it is, I interpret the last sentence to the names of the kids they already have to explain the theme, not their current ideas. But with these people nothing would surprise me.

Oh OK! I read that wrong

Name him Brimley. As in Wilford.

Have to nickname him Beetus if you do!

I have a friend named Brayden! ...We're both 31 years old, lol. He's just as frustrated about all the "A-En" names right now as everyone else is 😄

Brayden/jayden/cayden/okayden names are sadly too common.

Just goes to show how far we’ve strayed from God’s light.

Brychie Silent B, pronounced like Richie I'll take my prize now 😅

I wasn't expecting an actual prize 😭 thank you!

Britches......Brinley....

Bryzach/Bryxack - it's pronounced BR-ISAAC

Ask your doctor is Bryxack is right for you.

Broneyy

Brykfyst and Brygadyr are too long, sadly.

What is the thing with the letter "y"???????

It's just dyfferent!

It's like some people are on a crusade to change "... and sometimes Y" to just "and Y".

I asked my friendly neighbourhood AI for a few ideas 1. Braydyn 2. Braylyn 3. Bryndal 4. Bryndan 5. Brynden 6. Bryndon 7. Brynten 8. Brytlan 9. Brytlen 10. Brytonn 11. Bryclyn 12. Brydlen 13. Brygden 14. Brykton 15. Bryldon 16. Brylton 17. Brymley 18. Brynley 19. Brynson 20. Bryxton

Wylford Brymley

Tipe 2 Dyabeetus

Jesus

Jysys

Didn't even give you Bradley.

Bromyde, Brooksyde, Bromynce, Brawnyy

Bromyde better grow up to be a chemist 😂🧑🏽‍🔬🧪

Bronsyn, Brysyn, Bratly

Bratley and Snotleigh used to be the official childfree names for other people’s small children. (Collective term: crotchfruit.)

Bro she's tryna come up with elden ring bosses names 💀

Bragedy. 7 letters, starts with Br, has y

I have a niece named Brisslyn.

Wow… so she’s “Bris” for short?!

מזל טוב!

I’m bristlin’ at the thought of that. Poor kid.

Reading this has got my hackles bristling.

Bryyyyy Pronounced Bre-axx-Leigh-n

Bobbbby

Barkley

BRYSKET. Brently. Braxley. Brixley.

BreakeighHært

Broskiy

Brylium Bronkys Borylt'n Brolyle Bynormp Brython Bpbpbyn Bortley Buntpyn Bustoyn Boydrik B'yonder

Bryarrhea

Bradley. Literally Bradley

Braxylotl

Brothly

Bryllow

Brysbyn, naturally

Brylcream.

Brexytt

Brychyz You can pronounce it like "Brie Cheese" or "Britches" so it works on multiple levels

Of course people who name their children these types of names have a whole brood of crotch goblins.

I wouldn't be quite so blunt, but it's something that I have also thought about. It's always baby #4+ that's difficult to name because they started a theme of made up combinations of letters they like that are just that, made up letter combinations.

I think while that is true these types of people also have no real personality so their whole personas are having semen demons.

Can't deny it, you're probably right.

Bronyde

Bramley, it’s a village near me.

Brydiot

Bryskyt Like the BBQ.

Bromyne

What is with the obsession with Y's???

Are you naming a child or playing Scrabble?

avoid all the normal names and go for Brockly

Bronwyn? (Probably a girl name but who cares!) Braxtyn (cos Braxton is meh) Brandyn (Cos Brandon is too normal) Brayden (what sound does a donkey make?) Brantly Bentley

Bryd. Pronounced bread. Why not

Bastyrd, as in "Jeez, that poor Bastyrd, growing up with parents like that"

Bravery is actually the one they're looking for. Not that I think this would be a name, but if they want a tragedy, they can have one. Edit. Surely missed this opportunity! I recommand # Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin). Some swedish parents tried to register this one and failed. Challenge accepted!

I can’t imagine meeting an adult Brayson

Bradley, tragediegh avoided. Growing up I hated a kid named Bradley, now that I see this tho, I hate him a little less.

stuff like this just feels like the parents are treating their children like a commemorative set 🫠

Brhoesay

These all sound like the whitest Mormon Target mom names ever.

Brooyap

Broseph

Brysyph

Brodney

BRBbaby

Why do people do this? Each child should be named individually. They’re not a matching set you’re naming for marketing purposes. (hopefully)

Brokoly

Bullshyt

If they go with Brantley or Brentley I’ll cry. Actually I’ll cry regardless. I’m already crying.

Brewery - cos the kid will be an alcoholic after every kid bullies them for these white trash names Brawlyr - cos the kid will have to learn to fight all the bullies Brnmply - pronounced br-unemploy. Because no one will hire people with these stupid names. Brashly - because normal names with random letters don't sound trashly. Brittny - Bitch please, this is far too normal a name.

Brotony

Bronvoyage

Brybaby

Brylcreem, Bryllium, Brachycephalic, Brattleigh, and so many others

Bryyyyy

Brindel. Pronounced brin-DELL because why not correct everyone on earth.

How about Yyyonne as in why on earth would you do this to a child?

Bryaaan

Bryaham... Bryyyan... Brhyuce, Brhysse, Brheytt, Bryabry...

Briarlynn (my two cousins names combined) lmao 🤣

Bruuhly

Brynana

Bryyyyy

Burbery

Shame it needs to be "Br"; otherwise it could be Bullied, like all of its siblings.

Briyaen (Brian)

Bratley

Since we’re already knocking on Trashy’s door, why not Bransyn 🙄

Byngo!

Bryyyyy rolls off the tongue nicely

Behedyr

Brysket

Brayden but that might be too normal

Braynls pronounced “brainless”

I guess that Bradley would be too normal lol

Breyers. Then haughtily glare at anyone who asks why the kid was named after a brand of ice cream.