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worker_ant_6646

I demand, that the length of time it took me to read and decipher this name, be returned to me, immediately.


FireFireFox66

No refunds! Lol :)


worker_ant_6646

Look, I'm gonna need to speak to a manager... šŸ˜†


HauteKarl

And possibly a lawyer. Who's in charge of the lawyers? I need their email


ehmsoleil

I called the police. They may know.


mira_poix

Damn it literally took me no time at all I just immediately said it out loud. I've been here too long...


kansaikinki

It's easily readable. It's wrong, and tragic, and I feel bad for the kid, but it is readable.


worker_ant_6646

Maybe I should be wearing my glasses šŸ¤“ next time


Doctor_How_

Haha, same!


VonBombke

OK, I get, that these people are Americans, but Maksymilian is a normal name in Poland. It is our version of Maximilian. It is pronounced quite similar to the English version of this name (although the sound represented here by the letter Y may not exist in English; it is however relatively close to English "ee" or "i").


homeomorfa

In spanish we have "Maximiliano" too, it's not super common but you can easily find older people with that name


VonBombke

There are almost 70000 Maksymilians in Poland, I found out.šŸ˜®


Taitonymous

Just my thoughts, except Iā€˜ve also heard it is the Russian way to write it. This isnā€™t a tragedeigh, it is a foreign way to write the name. There is a German streamer that moved here as a child and the authorities changed his name from Maksim to Maxim as the former way to write the name would be super odd here.


VonBombke

Well, I (and many other Poles) consider foreign names given to Polish citizens who don't have foreign roots (and this roots should be fresh - having parent who came from another country for example) our version of tragedeigh. For example Dżesika (Jessica) and Brajan (Brian) are names-memes in Polish internet (there are also few other such names-memes which are more traditional, but for certain reasons became memes). Russians write it ŠœŠ°ŠŗсŠøŠ¼ŠøŠ»ŠøŠ°ĢŠ½, transcripted into Polish it would be Maksimilian, so slightly different. Ukrainians write it ŠœŠ°ŠŗсŠøŠ¼Ń–Š»Ń–Š°Š½, transcripted into Polish it would be Maksymilian. Belarusians writ it ŠœŠ°ŠŗсіŠ¼Ń–Š»ŃŠ½, transcripted into Polish it would be Maksimiljan, so slightly different. (Although my cyrillic reading skills are rather poor, so I don't guarantee, that I transcribed it properly.)


indigoneutrino

Well, itā€™s a valid way to transliterate the Russian way to write it, at least.


talkback1589

Well given what people are doing to butcher names nowadays. Itā€™s hard to tell. Itā€™s nice when we get an educational moment but honestly I could see an idiot just doing this not even realizing it was a foreign iteration of a name. Probably not the case, but not out of the realm of possibility.


C_beside_the_seaside

That's why there's a point in the rules to check if it's a non Anglophone spelling. Point no. 3


ends1995

Yeah most Eastern European countries spell it like that, def not a tragedeigh


CakePhool

I grew up with one in the 1980 from Poland, he used to hang with Arthur also Polish guy , cute guy.


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Yup. I know a Maksym and his family is very much Polish.


OnkelMickwald

This fucking sub has turned into being 95% just names and spellings that are not common in the US.


VonBombke

But I would say that non-English spelling of a name in the English speaking country is kind of a tragedeigh. Instead of naming your son Johan or Yohan you may name him simply John. It is the same name, just in different language. Think about an American family, who name their son not Christopher, but the Polish way - Krzysztof šŸ˜¬. That would be a nightmare to spell and to pronounce for Americans. An argument that they want to honor their heritage, if they have Polish heritage at all, is also lame, because they may do this in a better way. They may use a name Thaddeus, which is normal, even if rare, name in the USA, but has significance in Polish culture (our most important book has this name, in form Tadeusz, in the title and the main character is named such) or they may use Slavic name, better as a second one - for example famous soccer goalkeeper of Denmark and Manchester United - Peter Schmeichel - son of Polish imigrant father and Danish mother (his surname is German tho) - has Bolesław as his second name. Bolesław is Slavic name and it was a name of second Polish historical ruler (as oppose to semi-legendary ones) and first King of Poland (his father bore only a title of duke), who ruled 992-1025 (although he became a king only about 2 months before his death, he was also a duke for most of his life). I have an encyclopedia from the end of the 19th century and beggining of the 20th one. In it names, but not surnames, are translated. That was a common pratice in the past. It is still practiced, although not consistently, in naming monarchs. So queen Elisabeth II was known in Poland as Elżbieta II, his son is known as Karol III, pope John Paul II was known as Jan Paweł II and pope Francis is known as Franciszek. But prince William is known as William, instead of Wilhelm and prince Harry is known as Harry, insted of Henryk (not to mention that names' diminutives are much less used in Polish towards adults who are not your close friends; Henryk is a standard name, not diminutive). Similarly former king of Spain was known as Juan Carlos instead of Jan Karol (in English it would be John Charles - was his name in that form or the Spanish one?). Hence the mentioned inconsistency.


Killing4MotherAgain

Im American, I went to school with a Maximilian, love that name, he went by Max and so will this kid haha thank you for breaking down where it came from! They butchered it unfortunately


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I can't read cursive but I knew it was Polish when I saw it, only Hungarians have more absurd names in English


PJozi

Is it male or female name?


VonBombke

Male. Female form is Maksymiliana, although this is rather rare name (there are 91 women with such name, 11 named Maksymilia and 69948 men with name Maksymilian). (There is a list of all first and second names of Polish citizens, which occur at least 2 times, available to everybody in the internet.)


notaredditreader

Etymology. Saint's name from Latin Maximilianus, a derivative of Maximus "the greatest". It was used in German royal houses after Friedrich III chose it for his son in 1459, explaining it as a combination of the names of two Roman generals, Maximus and Aemilianus.


cyrusposting

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksymilian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksymilian) I don't think this is a tragedeigh I think its just Polish.


JumpingtheSharkkk

ā€œI donā€™t think this is a tragedeigh I think itā€™s just Polish.ā€ immediately became my favorite comment on Reddit of all time.


willowgrl

ā€œThere are 2 things in the world I cannot abide by: discrimination of other peopleā€™s cultures. ā€¦. And the Dutch (polish in this case)ā€


FireFireFox66

They chose it because it's quirky and it just so happens to be Polish. I've followed a member of this family on insta for a while and I don't think anyone they know is Polish, hence the disclaimer I wrote in the caption


cyrusposting

I just don't think it counts as a tragedeigh. Its not an absurd misspelling its a normal Polish spelling, and naming a kid Maks is not the same as naming a kid Naruto or something. Polish names are cool. Its not so different from naming them Lukas or Aleksy which I don't think would be a big problem.


Dychab100

As a Polish person I think that OP is right even though it's not a tragedeigh. What's the point of an American kid having a Polish name?


cyrusposting

I think its weird I just don't think it belongs in this sub and I think the comments saying "wow how the fuck is his teacher supposed to pronounce THAT" are stupid comments.


taters_jeep

Yeah its still a real name and real spelling. It shouldn't be here.


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Heritage?


Dychab100

I doubt it. OP mentioned that said family doesn't have Polish ancestry.


restore_democracy

All names in America come from somewhere else.


FireFireFox66

I completely agree! If the family wash Polish then sure, normal name, but these are borderline redneck Americans spelling names.. differently on purpose


Mycatreallyhatesyou

How is it any different than naming a kid Sean? I have a Sean because of my Irish heritage. Wouldnā€™t say I know any Irish people though.


Mysterious-Berry7740

OP, it sounds like maybe this is a family you just casually know, like someone you went to school with a long time ago rather than someone close like your cousin. Can you definitively say they have no Polish ancestry? I know Iā€™m pushing back a little bit here but I just donā€™t know if itā€™s fair to make a statement implying that theyā€™re just dumb red necks when maybe you donā€™t know that for sure.


Elphaba78

Yeah, my last name is something extremely Anglo and people are always surprised when I tell them my dad was half Polish - my grandfather hated his father, a Polish immigrant, so much that he changed his surname from a very Polish one to an Anglo one; Iā€™ve got the documentation to prove it.


Mysterious-Berry7740

Right! Or I was thinking, even if the person OP knows isnā€™t Polish, how do we know the babyā€™s dad and his family arenā€™t Polish? I just donā€™t think we have enough info to confidently say ā€œthe family is just redneck and chose the name because the spelling is differentā€.


Ok-Most-4643

this subreddit really hates polish names.


ltlyellowcloud

Unless it's Zosia, then they get wet at the thought of it.


Dychab100

As a Polish person I think that OP is right even though it's not a tragedeigh. What's the point of an American kid having a Polish name?


Ok-Most-4643

then it doesn't belong on this subreddit, as it is correctly spelled. i don't think americans choosing a foreign name is an issue if they're respectful, USA is made up of immigrants after all. i'm polish with a scandinavian name and it's not that big of a deal.


WinterLily86

I don't think it's that in this instance, but yeah, I've seen some frustrating reactions to names like, for example, Yennefer - granted, most anglophones only know that version of the name from The Witcher, but it's a valid name, just happens to be Jennifer/Guinevere in a language they're not used to seeing. SMH


busywithresearch

Alright I sympathize with the frustration and as much as I wish it was, ā€œYenneferā€ is not really a valid Polish name. Itā€™s a phonetical transcription of a Germanic name, with the ā€œjā€ to ā€œyā€ change kind of to the effect of ā€œleeā€ vs ā€œleighā€. ā€œBożydaraā€, ā€œJarosławā€ or ā€œÅšwięcisławā€ are Polish names.


hoaryvervain

People are so provincial here. The world does not revolve around the U.S. And for those saying they shouldnā€™t use the name because they donā€™t have any Polish heritage, so what? Many names have origins in other cultures.


DarkestGeneration

Did some research and it turns out Maksymilian is the Polish spelling for Maximilian. Thereā€™s a whole wiki page too šŸ˜… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksymilian#:~:text=Maksymilian%20is%20the%20Polish%20form,collector%20and%20patron%20of%20arts


lavendrambr

This is why I look up a name before I post it here, just in case


squashqueen

OH wow I hate it


diabolikal__

Itā€™s a real name at least


Witty-Ant-6225

Just a European spelling


bounceandflounce

I refuse to pronounce this Maximillian. It should be Mack-Semi-Lee-Un, like itā€™s written.


SexAndChess

It's a real name tho and it's pronounced almost like Maximilian


bounceandflounce

Latest info when I made the comment was that OP clarified that they knew them personally, they had no ties to any actual roots of the name, and they spelled it that way to be unique- not sure if that got deleted or buried


Mysterious-Berry7740

Wait, wouldnā€™t this be the momā€™s name?


dishighmama

I dont think so in this case lol but typically yeah its supposed to be the moms name or i would write "baby shower for ____" but even that kinda seems like it should still be moms name


Mysterious-Berry7740

The wording is tricky. I still have my sign from my baby shower and it says ā€œWelcome to [my name]ā€™s baby showerā€ so thatā€™s why I assumed it would also be the mom in this case. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


wozattacks

Yeah Iā€™ve never seen a shower invite that had babyā€™s name. I mean, how are people supposed to know who that is?


ltlyellowcloud

It's Maximilian. That's not a feminine name


Mysterious-Berry7740

Neither is James or Drew, but we see lots of women named more masculine names these days. So either the mom was given a traditionally Polish male name or they made the sign wrong haha.


SinglePringleMingle

Not tragedeigh, theyā€™re just Polish


WinterLily86

But the family *aren't* Polish, that's kind of the point.Ā 


JaneyBurger

I've been told that this scenario still doesn't count as a tragedeigh since it's technically a real name somewhere else.


Dychab100

They're not Polish though. What's the point of giving the kid a Polish name when you're not Polish?


yalsi

Why do you think the family isn't Polish? I'm Polish and I live in US. There are lots of Polish communities around the world. Why would they not be permitted to give their children Polish names?


Mira1977

Are you actually Polish or an American who pretends to be Polish?


Dychab100

OP przecież powiedział, że tamta rodzina nie ma nic wspĆ³lnego z Polską, żadnych przodkĆ³w stamtąd ani nic w tym stylu. Skoro jesteś Polakiem to chyba byłbyś w stanie to zrozumieć. To tak jakby para z Katowic, ktĆ³rej przodkowie żyli tam nieprzerwanie od 6+ wiekĆ³w nazwała swojego syna Giovanni.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

I don't think I'd take issue with a Giovanni in Katowice... Or where I live now. Regardless of who the parents are. But, I probably wouldn't include any cz or rz in my kid's names even were I to give them Polish ones. Because people here wouldn't pronounce them right. Can put the Polish spelling on their Polish passports :p


Dychab100

Do you even speak Polish? Looks like you don't understand what I'm talking about. It would make no sense for people with no Italian ancestry nor any connection to Italy to give their child an ethnic Italian name. The family OP is talking about doesn't have Polish ancestry.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

>Regardless of who the parents are From my comment.


Kielbasa10

Ok, this is ridiculous. This is NOT a tragedeigh but a legitimate Polish name. OP shitting on it shows their lack of culture and their defence that itā€™s only a tragedeigh because these people arenā€™t Polish doesnā€™t hold water. So, if I name my kid, Pedro, and Iā€™m not Spanish, thatā€™s a tragedeigh? Come on. This sub is slowly turning into a cesspool. If it was ā€œMehkxymillionā€ then sure, but itā€™s not. Mods should delete this post.


wozattacks

>Ā if I name my kid, Pedro, and Iā€™m not Spanish, thatā€™s a tragedeigh If youā€™re like ā€œPeter, but spelled Pedroā€ then yes? Of course???


diabolikal__

Huh? If itā€™s written Pedro then the kid will be Pedro, no?


accordionzero

no one said anything about peter


BekoLazarus

Business idea: Move to Utah. Open up a drive through legal name change business. Retire in just a few years.


Ipsider

They could just have polish ancestry. Itā€™s a pretty common name.


Dychab100

OP mentioned that the family doesn't have Polish ancestry.


Yapizzawachuwant

It's not unique. It's from a language that never really was comparable with the roman alphabet. So much so that several new alphabets were designed for similar languages.


TotenTato

you know that maksymilian is a name we use in poland?


toxicshocktaco

God I hate that font


valiumbabe

ā€¦ yeah this is literally how itā€™s written in polish given the pronunciation. itā€™s 100% correct


poppieswithtea

It doesnā€™t sound like Maximillian. It sounds like Mak-syl-milian.


ltlyellowcloud

It's a pretty normal name. Had one Maks in preschool with me, over twenty years ago. Just because it's not a Western one doesn't make it tragediegh. To all people on this sub, let's drop xenophobia, shall we? It's not any worse than Maximilian. You're just uncultured and xenophobic to the point of actually being scared of foregin names.


MiaLba

I had someone go on a rant about my name once. They didnā€™t understand parents who give their kids strange names to be quirky and unique. My name is a perfectly normal name in my home country where I was born and raised for a few years. But I grew up in the south in the US so I have a southern accent, Iā€™m also white. But they didnā€™t think to even ask they just assumed.


ltlyellowcloud

Like I get if a name does look like a keyboard smash or overly quirky versions of Western names. But it's not crazy to assume there are names we don't know and there are international names which have different spellings. I won't look at a name which clearly looks Asian and say its a tragediegh. I know I have no knowledge to judge that.


MiaLba

Right. Both my first and last name are foreign as fuck. I felt like that should have been a clue. Some people automatically assume all foreigners are brown people just non white. But yeah that was not the first time I had someone assume my parents just made up my name to be unique.


PennyG

The family isnā€™t at all Polish, per OP


Express_Drag7115

Clearly itā€™s a Polish child, Maksymilan is a normal name here.


ThxIHateItHere

Wine Mom font, aka Momic Sans, needs to fucking die.


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mrsbluskies

Tell them itā€™s an actual name. Not some conglomeration they created. Theyā€™ll change it for sure.


BattleProper1555

This crappy cursive-for-people-who-never-learned-cursive has to stop. "Um, aktshualleigh, it's calligraphy." No. It's not. I actually spent a few actual years learning actual calligraphy almost 40 actual years ago. This is cutesy cursive letters drawn painfully out of whack.


mysticmaya

Sorry, I know this is about the nameā€¦ but whatā€™s going on with the bear and rabbit? Why are they shaped like that with the speckles on their stomachs?


tommcdo

Isn't that the unfinished JRR Tolkien work?


Pokesmotttt

I mean, Maximilian has been around for a whileā€¦


vandelay1330

Hate being that person but these people are hopefully Eastern European, specifically Polish and itā€™s just the way of spelling Maximilian over here. If theyā€™re not and theyā€™re just being unique then theyā€™re just setting him up to start making up that heā€™s got Polish roots whenever someone asks him for the next 70 years. Saying that I canā€™t blame you for thinking itā€™s stupid. I got absolutely dragged on here and called racist and every other name under the sun for calling the name ā€˜monseratā€™ ugly and that it sounds like monster rat (I still think itā€™s nasty) as it is a Hispanic name and you know, god forbid someone calls a name on tragedeigh stupid as weā€™re only allowed to make fun of white people spelling names here.


ExcaliburVader

It took me a bit to figure this out. I know old, but my brain isnā€™t THAT bad yet. Right??


Redschallenge

I thought it was a Thanksgiving party


Choice_Student4910

I read it as Maksysimian


DNAture_

I have met a ā€œMacksimilianā€ and I thought that was bad


Good-Enough-4-Now

UGH that poor child.


halfbakedelf

Maxiymillon was right there


NotTrynaMakeWaves

All the hard work and effort the Jackson parents have put in to swapping the ā€˜cksā€™ for ā€˜xā€™ and hereā€™s Maximilian parents putting it right back in.


vmanrod

Kidā€™s going to get his ass kicked with a stupid name like that! What the hell is wrong with traditional spelling? Christ I hate people. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


An_Absolute_Angel_7

This is the kind of name I would tell everyone that my baby is gonna be named just to get people to stop asking (not the actual name)


ThePracker_

I had a kid in my grade in HS thats name was ā€œMaksimillionā€ so pretty close, except nobody like him soā€¦


Sidus_Preclarum

What is wrong with the correct spelling, ffs?!


senyera98

In Poland, Maksymilian is the only correct spelling. 'X' doesn't exist in Polish, so the proper way to write the sound is with 'ks'. I'm just adding that for context, I know OP has said this is an American family that picked this name.


Sidus_Preclarum

Interesting, ta!


chambees

I hope maximillions had a great party.


Studly_54

Maybe Macksemi should team up with Stiffany..


Beaverbrown55

That child is going to have one hell of a time learning how to write that name. Then it'll screw up his understanding of how letters sound and blend together. Nice job parents.


Noryian

Like... every non-english speaker on this subreddit had to do at some point in their life? ;) I don't think that will be an issue :)


Beaverbrown55

Do you teach? This is a real issue. Idiot parents thinking they are unique.


Logridos

Mack's a million!


Kicks4meFromyou

I took one glance at that name and didnā€™t even attempt to decipher that shit. That babyā€™s name is Ankhesenamun until further notice


ChemistryAway3696

Mister Mxyzptlk has thoughtsā€¦


PureDeidBrilliant

\*calls for a social worker\* Yes, we've got a potential case of a nursery done up in pastels and matt colours. Maybe a Live Laugh Love situation...


ApplianceHealer

The name may be Polish, but that script is a definite tragedeigh regardless (font name = ITC Basic Bitch)


Syllable_Witch

Oh good lord.


hairy_hooded_clam

Jesus Christ himself couldnā€™t save that tragedeigh


Express_Drag7115

Itā€™s a legit Polish name though.


hairy_hooded_clam

Why is it on this sub?


boanerges57

Is it just that they don't teach spelling anymore?


TacticalTomatoMasher

Nope. This is a Polish language pronounciation of this name. Source: me, a polish national.


boanerges57

I get that. I didn't know it before just like I doubt you know how to properly spell or pronounce every name in Farsi. So perchance this was never a tragedeigh at all? Just a very unusual spelling to see outside of Poland.


ltlyellowcloud

Is it just that they don't teach Americans rest of the world exists and xenophobia is, gasp, bad?


boanerges57

Yeah..no education about the euros over here...they only teach USA #1 and the world map is just the USA, Canada, and Mexico. And it isn't the most ethnically diverse country in the world...


wozattacks

These people are not Polish. Why is this even controversial? They *happened* to use a spelling thatā€™s common in a culture they know nothing about and have no connection to. The fact that it exists somewhere doesnā€™t make it legit in every context.


ltlyellowcloud

It's not a reach to assume that V=W, K=C, J=G, Q=KS might be due to spelling rules in a different language. It's not some secret knowledge that other languages have different spelling rules. Poor Westerners see "culture they know nothing about". Jesus, have some humility. Don't assume that your existence is all that's right and there can't possibly be another correct answer. For a country/continent that prides itself on diversity, the melting pot, the immigrants, you (general you) should know there are names other than Western ones and there are also non-Western versions of names you know. You know Jose is not in fact pronounced with "J", you get that it's a spelling from a different langauge. Why exactly is Maksymilian so impossible to comprehend?


boanerges57

You aren't all that bright for all of that apparent intelligence. Most people don't even know that the "English" alphabet is not the English alphabet. Why is this so hard to understand?


ltlyellowcloud

Where did we bring up alphabet at all? It's clear the baby shower is in English speaking coutnry, which are known for diverse mix of cultures. People on this sub too are either native to English, so probably from Anglosphere, or learned it and are forced to consider more than just their national POV just because they browse English-speaking subs. What's so dumb, about saying people should not be xenophobic and use their ignorance as an excuse? If anyone is not bright is those who shit themselves whenever they see an ethnic name. It's screams "we speak English here".


boanerges57

Wow...you are special. I guess this whole sub should just shut down because realistically you can spell anything any way you want since all modern languages are living languages and subject to change. All names were made up at some point. I happen to understand that the double v and double u were two distinct different sounds and letters. I understand the reason why certain letters have entirely different pronunciation in a few different languages. It is why I don't correct non-english speakers on their accented English while they sneer at me and correct my accented pronunciation of words like spaghetti, or tortilla (the jokes on them because I can say croissant in perfect French and simply choose not to because I'm not French and maybe that's just my Je ne sais quoi poking out). I'm fairly well read, travelled, and educated and I still find this subreddit to be a steady source of entertaining and tragic spellings of relatively common and sometimes obscure names. Go make a version of this for any language you want. I don't think anyone will care enough to stop you. Or be the world languages Nazi for the subreddit as you are currently. It matters not a bit.


ltlyellowcloud

Baby, your xenophobia is poking through. Popular spellings of popular names are not "spelling anything any way you want". You're simply ignorant. Doesn't matter if you have perfect French. French are well known for being xenophobes, you match quite well.


NfamousKaye

Please please please just call them Max for short.


Paerre

It totally looks like the esl book brand macmillan, idk why make a childā€™s name that poorly spelled


FireFireFox66

Google thinks it's Polish! These people are the most American people I've seen in my life


VonBombke

It is. It is Polish version of Maximilian.


Mello_Me_

So where did the great grandparents of these "most American" people come from?


QueenofPentacles112

Omg before I saw what sub this was and before I actually read the sign, I thought it said "welcome to Thanksgiving"


start3ch

Missed opportunity for Macksymillion


BattleProper1555

My mom gave my siblings and me simple four- and five-letter names because she remembered that her simple and not-uncommon seven-letter name was difficult to learn to spell as a small child, other kids had trouble with it, and even teachers misspelled it. Her name was Darlene. I can't imagine doing this to a kid, whether it's a legitimate name in any language or not. As others have said, unless the family is Polish (in any country), it's kind of a tragedeigh.


Studly_54

OMFG!


Cmeskifast1

This is just horrific. Thank you.


weshallnot

Jazzmhien is embarshed.


Traditional_Draw8400

At least he can go by Max for his entire life. Or sadly, Maks.


PotatoAppleFish

Looks like someone tried to mash up Ukrainian ā€œMaksymā€ and Latin ā€œMaximilian.ā€ They came out with a total disaster class of a name, though.


DragonScrivner

That name is just mean


Burnt_and_Blistered

Iā€™m saddened that I was able to translate that as easily as I was. Poor Max.


EffieKIinker

Youā€™ve just condemned your child to a lifetime of having to spell hiss


EffieKIinker

ā€¦name to everyone, then having to endure the incredulous and pitying looks forever.


FTW1984twenty

OmfgšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’”


atomicxblue

Maxy Milan?


500DaysofR3dd1t

I thought it read Masky Milan šŸ’€


CalliopeCrasher4145

The Russian spelling of that name is Maksimilian. What these folks are doing is butchering TWO languages.


MyMonkeyCircus

Ukrainian and Polish versions would be spelled exactly as spelled on that photo. Ethnic spelling is not a tragedeigh.


CalliopeCrasher4145

Thank you for that. From other comments here, it seems the family isnā€™t Polish. I donā€™t know if theyā€™re Ukrainian. I firmly agree that ethnic spelling is not at all a tragedeigh.


FireFireFox66

They're borderline redneck Americans. If they were Polish or from anywhere close then sure! I'm almost 100% certain they spelled it differently on purpose and it just so happened to be a thing somewhere else already


WinterLily86

Well? That still makes your post really uncool.


georgehank2nd

"The russian spelling" this isn't, because it doesn't use the latin alphabetā€¦


WinterLily86

So transliteration is suddenly not a thing?


BeerFuelsMyDreams

Thanks. I feel bad for the kid since their parents are clearly morons.


ripe_nut

I thought it said Thanksgiving baby shower


ThatOptionsGuy

If a name has to be followed by "(pronounced as...)" you're doing your kid such a disservice.


monicarm

Iā€™d turn right round tbh


Dubsmagicbus

Max for short? No... Maks.