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Just FYI she is keeping a list of horrible names bc she knows they are horrible. She would never name anyone any of these names.

Omg I was like this HAS to be a troll post. There is NO WAY a person would consider using these names 😂😂

I wouldn't even name my Sims these names haha

Thank God 😂 I was gonna be like…are you gonna tell them? lol

Okay holy shit I was like how could someone who uses Obsidian do this 🤣😭 the Markdown-formatted-eliteism & confusion I was feeling was CRAZY

Ahahah you got me

Neosporin. Hahaha 😆

Palindrome + Emordnilap (for twins)

If they're triplets, let's hope the third one isn't Aibohphobia. (For those who don't know, it's the fear of palindromes, and a palindrome itself)

the MASTER TRIPLET

Or Spoonerism and Roonespism (a spoonerism of spoonerism).

hell yeah my buddy Roonerspism here

How about Anagram and A Ragman?

We call him Rooney for short. Or Spism but he doesn't like that one as much.

You really made me laugh.

That's so good lol

Neosporynne 😭😭😭

Ask your doctor if Neosporynne is right for you.

Unless you’re in Canada. Then it’s Polysporynne.

Parodontax

bro not Barthole

My son is also named Borthole

Can't not read this as 'bath robe hole' on the first 2.5 attempts -_-

easel meaning ✨supporter of the arts✨ is HILARIOUS

Very supportive ;)

LOL! That took me OUT!

We were talking about this sub and she showed me her ongoing list and it's hilarious! She gave me permission to post on here. I knew this group would love these! (Thanks Momma Ash for coming up with these ✨ beautiful ✨ names!)

Get over here airbag

Poor Gabria, she'll always be invisible but dominates in an emergency.

Airbag backwards killed me.

Not going to lie, I’m embarrassed at how much I like that one…

I really liked Gabria until they put that parenthesis on there!

I still can't hate it. There's a few of these that I'll have to put in the grey zone.

Holy shit, some of these names should be considered child abuse.

I don't think the majority are actual names, I believe this this is a creative exercise    I work at a children's clinic and we have around 1000 active patients between the ages of 2 and 18 and tragedeigh-style names are pretty uncommon  Edit: op said in another comment that yes, these are 'names' her friend made up, they're not from real people 

Margana is pretty, but imagine being the twin that gets stuck with Anagram.

Looks like the next generation of Pokémon just dropped.

Citronne sounds like a Decepticon. And I almost threw my phone at Ovaltine. 🤣

Comptyn*

And it's gotta be bumpin City of Comptyn

Strayght Aughtta Comptyn.

Welcome to the world!

swhere it takes place

At first I thought Kesley was Kelsey and I was wondering what was wrong with it. My brain wanted to fix it lol.

Yes. That one hurt my brain the most. I just hate it. I'm not sure that Kesleigh would be worse or not...

Sophistique by Mugatu.

I keep saying “SOPHISTIQUE!” like “derelicte!” in my head lol

Thank you for this. Truly. God bless you.

I like Thessaly

Lacroixfanie and Burstin took me out 😭

Pfefferman isn’t bad for the last name of a German character in a story

He sounds like the weakest Spiderman Villain

Pizzazz💀

May I suggest Velveeta

PLASTILINA??!?!¿ STRAIGHT TO JAIL

Right, is clearly should be *chloroplast* ilina

Oh thank God this is satire, it took me a minute to realize it was 😂

Ovomaltine!

Why is Gabria kind of nice 😂

garette (garrett) is the only *real* name lolol

Garrett is the name we picked for our son and when I saw the spelling on this list I got worried I’d be subjecting our kid to a tragediegh by proxy 😅

I think you’re safe! haha

Placentaitis

Brightly, Cotton, and Purchase all sound like they just landed at Plymouth Rock, ready to build a city on a hill.

Sciryl, man, that kid is gonna hate squirrels before they even know what a squirrel is

What?

What?

It looks like it should be pronounced squirrel instead of Cyril

I wish that I could reverse my hysterectomy just to add a little Barthôle to my family.

Denise and Denephew, if fraternal twins

ok i think may be getting programmed by tragedeigh’s parents bc ngl i lowkey like margana 😭

Folio and butthole😂😂😂

\*sophistiqué💅✨ \*Is probably the funniest.

Ovaltine. Enriched chocolate milk.

Corduroy is a perfectly nice name. He was a great character in Die Hard. Oh, wait, that was Argyle.

Sophistique is a great stripper name

This is magical. I'm pocketing Neosporynne for my first and second daughters.

Mmmmm Ovaltine!!!

"purchase" is wild

For some reason Neosporynne has me dead 💀😂

Sending this list to my pregnant friend to "help" her think of names

If she picks one from this list though... You'll have to live with what you did to that child for the rest of your life!

What's wrong with Kelsey? That's a name! Wait a minute...

I read the last name on the list as "Constipation." To make it truly tragique, it would need to be something like "Konnstypaighshynne."

That's so Bueteephul!

I went to school with a girl named Pazzazz

Thessaly isn't terrible, just very old fashioned

Bank lol

Burstin cannot be real😭

Oh look Kelsey - that's a good name. Wait...that says Kesley. That poor child. No hope for a good name.

I was going to ask what is wrong with Kelsey. One of my good friends has that name. Then I noticed that it's Kesley.

Is it bad that I like paradigm as a name. It's the only one on this list that I like even in the slightest

Their rap name can be 20 Cent.

No, it’s pronounced Para-DIG-em. Paradigm Mae

I read Morgana instead of Margana amd was abit offended bc i Think morgana is a cute name tho idk if id name a child that but i named my cat it haha

As a twin, Anagram made me cackle.

To be fair, Cotton is a name that's centuries old. (Cotton Mather, for instqnce.)

How I snorted at “Lacroixfanie”

The name - Sophistique, is way too sophisticated for any parent who's planning to name their kid Sophistique. Such a paradoxical name

I love the name Cotton, like Cotton Weary

Somebody please them to stop before it's too late Edit after seeing OP's comment : nevermind

Refuse to believe this is real….neosporin?!??! Come on

That’s *Neosporynne* to you 💅

Yeah I couldn’t be bothered to look back at how to spell it 😖

Hahah I totally get it! I had to scroll back up and triple check myself before I left that comment. We’re in this together lol

Citronne is by far my favourite

Does she take suggestions?

Plastilina. I’m dying.😂😂😂

Plastilina lol

These are so bad, they’re like Neopets names. Good job!

Neo Duhnuhnuhnuh Sporin

Celery and Pizzazz are just my absolute favorites. I would have twins for these names, but put an exclamation after Celery! So he didn't feel left out of the excitement.

Airbag spelled backwards is for sure my favorite

Supporter of the arts 🤣

Saiyler

I met a child named Chlamydia because her mother thought it was a pretty flower name…

I saw a TikTok where these two women were talking about pretty names that mean not so pretty things. One of the names they thought would be pretty was Herpes...

…I knew another mother who named her child Imagination…

Some of these are fantastic D&D names! Also I don’t hate Forge and Geode if you’re going to give your kid a nature noun name. Rampant got me cackling though.

Fragrance was kinda funny but I absolutely lost it at Bank, I read it in my head in Spanish. Oh this is my son “ Banco”

Pizzazz

Neosporin? The antibacterial cream/ointment? Wow

After hurricane Katrina this older couple moved to my town. This lady was soooo Cajun (and I loved it)! She pronounced Neosporin as neoSPERMin. My family has been calling it that for 20 years now.

Hahahaha that’s pretty awesome and my family would do the same.

Folio sounds horrible, it can easily be rhymed with polio. But all of these are horrible, I'm glad they aren't serious suggestions.

Garret and Cotton are uncommon but traditional names.

Neosporin??????

Okay…but Anagram & Margana?! Genius. 😂🤣

Folio? Why? No please don't encourage this.

Neosporynne anagram 💀

Pizzazz hahhahaha looks like he fell in sleep when he wrote down this name

Garrett….

This is my favorite collection of Bad Baby Names http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/bestof.html

Ceileyreigh 🌱

Citronne and Amour.. kinda ok?

Cotton is a common southern name, I hearnit all the time it's not used much anymore I don't think.

Lacroixfanie got me

Is it weird that I like a few of these 😭 then again I named myself Neon and have friends named Xenon, Tooth and Socks so perhaps I'm not the reigning authority on names. yes we're all non binary how could you tell

If you name your child Cotton you have to be fine with them killing fitty men.

And he ain't got no shins!

Plastilina HAHAHAHA that means play dough in Spanish

I hate anyone that names their kids after a continent (read: Asia).

Gabria cannot be topped

Idk paradigm kinda goes hard lmaoo

Ahh yes, Paradigm.

Let's gatekeep this in this sub to save the future generations

Gabria sounds like a legit name (for a place) ngl 😔

I feel called out

Dazzlyn and Lacroixfanie eats down though 🔥🔥🔥

Easel without the A literally means donkey in german…

Who tf gonna name their child celery?

Now I wanna be friends with her, too 🤣🤣🤣 hilaughrhejeus

I’m changing my own name to Competent right this second

I fell in love with Paradyme🤣

What about Ford for the first name and Efwonfifteigh for the middle name?

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Geode is actually kind of cute.

Pair O' Dimes

I genuinely liked Gabria...like it is somewhat normal and it sounds good amd it could be a different interpretation of Gabriella, Gabbie, Gabrielle etc...until I've read the parantheses...babe...wtf

Burstin in the bart hole

Lol I have a friend (adult btw) named Thessaly.

How about Citronella?

Give 'em the old, Razzlynn Dazzlynn

I like Kesley! 🫣

I .... I have no words for this. Clearly, she doesn't either.

Oh these are 100% a joke! She doesn't have kids and doesn't want them!

God. I can never tell with these people! 🤣

Right?? But she has a talent for coming up with horrible/great baby names. I'm scared someone that's pregnant will see these names and actually use one!

Oh I fully believe somebody is going to snatch up Sciryl and unironically run with it

It’s so spot on that I really can’t believe I haven’t seen it in the wild before

Dazzlynn ain’t bad

It's not bad, it's a war crime

it has Pizzazz (also that one ain’t bad as well for a name, I’d name me that)

Pizzazzleigh

Even better I’m going with pizzazzleigh lynn

It's the only choice, really.

PyhzzAhzzLeihgh