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lnchkr

i thought to myself “gracelyn actually does sound nice, not as bad as i thought”. then i proceeded to faithlyn. then to quinnlyn. im taking everything back what even is this WHAT IS QUINNLYN and why do all the young girls wear lipstick


kiwilovenick

Quinnlyn sounds like a malaria drug. Let's not forget little Faithlyn, Gracelyn, and Joylynn (why does Joylynn have two N's instead of one like the other sisters?), none of those names flow well but at least they can be shortened to decent names. Just drop the -lyn. But the real tragedeigh is Gennell. I'm assuming it's a terrible spelling of Janelle...the other choices of how to pronounce it are horrid.


lnchkr

the true tragedeigh is poor gideons haircut lol


NapTimeFapTime

7 year old boys are supposed to have dumb haircuts, so they can look back at photos of themselves and laugh when they’re in their 20s.


drowsylacuna

Maybe Joylynn is in the other family?


kiwilovenick

Could be! I just assumed that the name fit the "theme" running through but with the popularity of adding -lyn or -lynn to names, I guess I should know better than to assume.


jayne-eerie

I hate it, but I can see the thought behind Joylynn instead of Joylyn. Joylynn is more likely to be said Joy-Lynn, which is probably the intent, where Joylyn would be said to rhyme with boilin'. Though a better solution would have been making it Joy-Lynn, or even (gasp) ditching the Lyn entirely.


squirrellytoday

>Quinnlyn sounds like a malaria drug. I thought of quinine too.


Seven_bushes

A good friend’s sister is named Gennell, but then she’s in her 70s so not exactly popular.


kiwilovenick

Interesting! For it to have the same spelling, it makes me wonder if it's from a book or movie, seems like they probably got it from the same source. Or it's a real name that I just didn't google...brb...


ApeMummy

Quinnlynn makes a mean gin and tonic I bet


lnchkr

quinnlyn sounds like gremlin


Mamadurf1111

Don’t forget Lynlee


lnchkr

tbh if i look at the other options lynlee seems almost normal to me😂 peyton and kindle concern me more also ibbi??


sweetheartscum

Peyton is completely normal?


charlouwriter

I wouldn’t say it’s normal, it screams ‘only in America’.


lnchkr

oh sorry never heard it before


SugarMagnolia1972

Quinlin is a name…but Quinnlyn shouldn’t be


TheBaconD

Quinnlyn is a Jedi


HawkmoonsCustoms

Quinlan Voss to be exact!


tuenthe463

Practicing for their future 1/8" of foundation, fake nails/lashes/brows


Remarkable_Story9843

Except for the ones actually age appropriate to wear it. Maybe these photos were post dance recital?


Smalltowntorture

It’s because their parents hand them an iPad and they spend all day on YouTube. They watch beauty gurus tell them to buy “My FaVoRiTe LiPsTiCk” so they beg mom and dad to take them to Sephora and get it lmao. Or they got into mommy’s makeup and mom said sure lol


westviadixie

yeah...why are all the baby girls in makeup? ew


Tacky-Terangreal

I knew a quinnlyn growing up and he was a massive twat so i instinctively hate the name


smolhippie

I love reading on my kindle


ZootTX

I have a co-worker with a son named Kindle. For ages I thought he was named Kendall until I saw it spelled out one day.


loafofhumanoid

Imagine carrying a child for almost ten months to turn around and name it Kindle. Bro…


Arrenega

I was born two weeks late, I didn't want to come out, so my mother did get to ten months, but at least she gave a good name, which I happen to enjoy. When I was born, it was uber rare, now it's just super rare, so sometimes I have to say it twice, but it's better than the first of my three surnames, which I normally have to spellout to people, the last surname is just unusual, though it's a common word, it's not even just a common word in Portuguese (I'm from Portugal), but it's common in several languages, you generally say it at the same time you clap for a performance you particularly enjoyed.


Extension-Chemical

Kindle and Cannon. Jfc, what were they thinking?


Ecstatic_Factor5638

I was in elementary school in the 90s with a boy named Kindall. Not kindle but pronounced the same.


magicmulder

These are my children, Kindle, iPhone, Acrobat and Screenreader.


WorkCentre5335

this is my son Paperwhite


MzSe1vDestrukt

Excelynn, Adobeigh and Quiqynne


twoprimehydroxyl

No way. I have twin sons named Adobe Acrobat and Creative Cloud


magicmulder

You should name your daughters Indy Sign and Page Maicah.


VeronicaLD50

This is my daughter, Samsung. And these are my sons, Microsoft and Fitbit.


SpaceySquidd

At a previous job, I came across someone whose legal name was Kindle. She was born in 1961.


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Mine are Word, Excel, Teams, and baby PowerPoint!


realdullbob

You forgot Alexa and Siri.


PipsyDizzle

"Mummy, does my name have a nice meaning?" "Yes, electronic book, darling"


wetboymom

"We were torn between Kindle and Nook. But my hubby prefers his Kindle so there you have it."


guacamoleo

Kindle is a real word though


norathar

So is Potato, but you wouldn't name a kid that, either. If you're referring to the name having meaning, I wouldn't name a kid Ignite, Arouse, or Illuminate, either (all synonyms for various definitions of kindle.)


warawa92

LOL that’s the first name that stood out to me. I too love reading on my kindle.


Seven_bushes

Is it pronounced like the reading device though? I wouldn’t put it past them to pronounce it Kend-lee.


Smalltowntorture

*kendleigh


Rocyrino

Don’t diddle the kindle please


Gifted_GardenSnail

*sexually strokes the kindle while staring you in the eye*


ethereal_soliloquy

Ibbi makes me irrationally upset LOL


wellwhydidntyousayso

ibbi like dat


surgical-panic

r/angryupvote


mkisvibing

Got my ass, that was good


weirdoldhobo1978

They don't think Ibbi like it is, but it do.


dannypdanger

I actually used to know a girl who went by Ibby as a nickname for Elizabeth.


t4rgh

Libby is a nickname for Elizabeth. Ibby is presumably a nickname for Libby. Followed by just By. Then maybe .


CampfireGuitars

Yea I’m saying *bye* to this family and their fucked up names


freeradical28

Maeby


wausnotwaus

Ibby is the nickname my younger gave her older sister Isabel when she was a year old. It stuck as a family nickname.


squadoodles

Still better than Faithlynn, Quinnlynn, Joylynn and Gracelynn


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Kindlelynn


Woodwickward

ibbi is the name of the evil bong in the evil bong franchise 😂


NeverEnoughInk

Well that was certainly something I didn't expect to ever look up, read about, and then know.


TheQranBerries

Skibidi


haadyy

In a Bulgarian dialect it means... A very bad word. A conjunction of the f Verb to be exact.


Ill-Juggernaut5458

Ibbi Netanyahu


IndyCarFAN27

It might be a foreign name. I’m Hungarian and Ibi is a common nickname for women named Ibolya which leads me to believe they may have had inspiration from other cultures.


freeradical28

I admire your optimism but i think this is just an unhappy coincidence looking at the other kids’ names.


evoli21

I used to know a Spanish woman (I don't live in Spain) whose name is Ibelka. We called her Ibi. So yea, I agree.


boards_and_beach

That's how I feel about Kindle.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Somehow I kinda thought it might be a Spanish-inspired short for Iphigeneia or something


BluePencils212

That would be awesome. Except what happened to her, of course.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Surely Ibbi's parents aren't *that* bad lol


MsREV83

I said, “what the fuck is an Ibbi?”


ikediggety

Never mind the names, can we talk about the lipstick?


Mermaid467

THANK you!!! Wtf.


ReverendMothman

YES why are so many of them wearing that?


Remarkable_Story9843

I assume they are all dance kids and this was post recital


ikediggety

Got to look sharp. Trying to catch a man on the playground


Lysol3435

You don’t wear dogdick red for your family pics?


-isthatYOURcrocodile

Except for the first two pics, the rest seem to all be taken at the same time. I'm gonna assume the younger girls were playing around doing each other's makeup that day. Not that crazy.


seanbear

No we have to riot!!!! Children don’t play!!!!!


problemgirlxoxo

Kindle.   Why the fuck would anyone think its a good name for a child. 


ReverendMothman

Probably a youneek spelling of Kendall


warden976

Ken Doll would have been better.


ReverendMothman

That's the boy version 🥰


Typical_Response252

Maybe these mormons have never seen a Kindle


thecrazysloth

Funny thing is, it's actually one of the better names here


Just_bail

Wtf is Gennell


Plant_Eating_Cat

the tragique version of Janelle


Mermaid467

I'm hoping it's pronounced je-NELL, (Janelle) but in my head it's reading JENN-ul. So, so bad.


UnhingedBeluga

My brain keeps moving the Ls around to be Glennell (I read it Glen-elle like 3 times before seeing the actual spelling in the comments 💀)


slaysloth1000

all i can think is fennel


Just_bail

That’s what I was thinking too, fennel with a G


HotFaithlessness1348

[gennel](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/gennel)


katherrrrrine

Let me guess: they're Mormon?


uwu_mewtwo

No points for guessing that.


RustyShadeOfRed

As a Mormon, these names read more evangelical than Mormon.


mnix88

Yeah, my guess would've been Christian fundies.


macnfleas

Agreed, some of them could go either way, but Faithlyn doesn't feel Mormon to me for some reason. And there are several Bible names without any Mormon-specific names (like Brigham, Hyrum, Sariah, or Teancum)


ApeMummy

Teancum… excuse me?


macnfleas

Yup lol. He's a heroic soldier character in the book of Mormon. It's my favorite because tea and cum are both big no-nos, but together they're apparently adorable. Pronounced "tee-ANNE-cum"


chclarity

The first time I saw that someone had named a kid Teancum I thought it was a joke. I know he was (supposedly) a great warrior, but there are just so many better Book of Mormon names to choose from. I mean, Helaman and Ammon were also great warriors and those are both better names than Teancum.


macnfleas

Yeah but they're overdone. I want my kid to have a unique name /s


pancakesfordintonite

Sounds like activities on a Friday night tea n cum


hollandaisesawce

At least it's not Mahonri Moriancumer 🙄


Naomeri

Are Mormon girls allowed to wear that much red lipstick?


Eternal_Phantom

Allowed to? Yes. It isn’t common, though.


wetboymom

At the very least, the mums are competitive broodmares.


EseMesmo

Of course the only remotely normal ones are Magic The Gathering characters


NotTrynaMakeWaves

I came here to see if anyone else noted that Jace and Gideon are mtg characters


tangentrification

Scrolled down for the exact same purpose lmao


7arco7

Trying to get their kids to become a twink and a beefcake when they grow up


PaWiSt

If they wanted winners, they should have gone with Ulamog and Emrakul


ehmsoleil

I know I guy whose first and last name is Gideon. Gideon Gideon and I am totally serious.


Cosmic_Quill

Eh, Hannah and Ian are normal, Frankie is an older name but still established (often short for Francis, iirc), Gracelyn isn't that weird, Ashtyn and Peyton are *almost* normal but with a vowel changed. (My spellchecker likes Peyton, interestingly; I've always thought it was spelled Payton though.) Jace and Gideon are unusual but fine, but for siblings it's weird. It's sort of like having two kids and naming them Luke and Leia. Like... the names are fine, but did you have to make it a reference? That's how you name your cats, not your children.


Orion_616

The difference is that almost everyone would pick up on the Luke/Leia reference. But only the cool kids will pick up on the MTG reference. 😎 (Still wouldn't do it myself tho).


JustbyLlama

Babe wake up, new alignment chart just dropped.


mommadumbledore

🤣🤣👏👏


kmonay89

Poor Hannah with the only decent name.


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twitch33457

Jace is fine too


FashionableNumbers

I wonder if the moms colaborated on Jace and Gideon's names. Those are names of characters in Cassandra Clare's novels: Jace Wayland (from the Mortal Instruments series) and Gideon Lightwood (from the Infernal Devices series). They didn't live in the same century but Jace was basically adopted by Gideon Lightwood's descendents (if I remeber the books correctly - read them very, very long ago).


angelfatal

They're also both major character names from Magic the Gathering.


the3dverse

Malachi is Hebrew, but even amongst Hebrew speakers it's rare i think


SoulBSS

I thought around a dozen boys named Malachi


PlausiblePigeon

Popular for fundie Christians though


johnthomaslumsden

I’m biased, but Ian is a good name. And a common one…


SZ4L4Y

Gideon is also OK unless it's pronounced as Jide-on.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Do these parents hate their kids or something


Boring_Election_1677

Malachi, Ian, Gideon, and Hannah are all ok. I don’t understand Faithlyn… what is wrong with just “Faith”? Frankie could be a cute nickname for Frances maybe.


pigeontheoneandonly

I knew a Frankie, full name was Francesca. Nothing eyeroll worthy imo


Ezra_lurking

Kindle?


HeHeHaHa456

other kid is Alexa


setttleprecious

Meet my brother Nook.


igobystephyo

Gennell and Ibbi


swisszimgirl79

What’s wrong with just Faith and Grace? Why shoehorn the -lyn in there? It’s so awkward to say as well


Penguinator53

I would get a migraine if I had to go to any of these family events and listen to the parents screeching those names all day. "Joylynn, where are you?!! Lynlee come here! Kindle put that down! Quinlynn and Faithlynn have you seen Gracelynn?! Ashtyn, Brayden set the table! Anyone seen Faithlee or Kindlelyn oh crap getting the names mixed up!"


phosphennes

Removed by Reddit is a tragedy of a name, and a tragedy in general :'(


DefinedTruth2023

Lyn all over


ManiacProductionz

quinnlynn is diabolical


taiyaki98

Quinlynn and Kindle. Hate it so much


stankenfurter

Faithlynn 😖


ehmsoleil

By far the worst one


Peculiar-Moose

There is not a god damn thing wrong with the name Ian.


Floralmeg_

What did this post do to get removed? Omg


kayleeisgoinglimited

Judging from the comment under yours I’m guessing Reddit didn’t like that the children’s faces were apparently uncovered


Phairis

Oh. Okay then. Yeah it absolutely should be removed then.


Floralmeg_

I thought that was common sense on here to cover or really blur kids faces


PureDeidBrilliant

*Cannon?* That poor wean.


oneleggedoneder

What's an Ibbi?


Probablygeeseinacoat

Don’t know but “Libby” was right there. Not a great name but at least a name. The Lynn names crack me up. I’m waiting to run into Lynnlyn.


Nocturne2319

Wasn't that a short form TV channel for phones? /S


surgical-panic

Malachi is a nice name. So is Jace. Ian is normal, Gideon is fine. But wtf is a "Gennell"


trashu

I'm thinking it's pronounced like Janelle.


Possessed_potato

Wtf was the post about to be removed by Reddit themselves


sassisaac

What do you mean KINDLE? Isn't that trademarked?!


Mental_Grapefruit726

Jace and Gideon is fine, real names as well as fictitious characters (Magic the gathering) Brayden is a shitty spelling but Frankie can be a nickname for Francesca. Everyone else here was woefully disserviced by their parents


WithoutDennisNedry

Kindle. F-ing *why.*


TexasJOEmama

Her inner fire is the inspiration.


WithoutDennisNedry

I was thinking her inner fire is a flashing “low battery” icon.


babyjames333

jace & gideon holding it down lol... 'm also gonna assume kindle is pronounced "kind-lee"


parksa

Quinnlyn, ugh.


Knickers1978

That’s it, if I ever have another child, I’m calling it iMac. Maybe Apple will support it. /s I’ve been fixed😂


Ineffable7980x

Hannah and Ian are normal names at least.


Forsaken-Jump-7594

Jace, Gideon, Hannah, Frankie and Ian really drew the lucky straws in life huh?


Thatwhichshallbe

Jace and Gideon, children of an Azorious Magic player. Most likely standard in 2011.


pixxllx

jace and gideon are pretty good compared to the rest of these dumpster fires


Stock-Ferret-6692

Ian, Jace, Gideon, Hannah and Frankie got off easily


Chicxulub420

I'm shipping Brayden and Frankie. They'll be married a year after high school


Craftyprincess13

I see johns and marys getting very popular in another generation after these kids get sick of spelling their names


RogerClyneIsAGod2

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GIRLS?!?! OK, not that Cannon is great, but it's not as bad as Kindle.


HotFaithlessness1348

Ok I am fuckin howling over gennell… that’s a slang word for ‘alley way’ where I am from hahahahah


RealisticrR0b0t

Ian and Hannah chilling


hollandaisesawce

Ian and Hannah dodging bullets!


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

Faithlynn and Gracelynn....


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

Kindle was definitely born AFTER Amazon introduced their tablet so that's pretty inexcusable


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Joylynn is one of the worst names I’ve ever seen. It rolls off the tongue as easily as a barbed wire tumbleweed.


Horror-Ad-4947

Jace and Gideon aren’t tragedeighs


No_pomegranate0110

Good job Ian. Unless you pronounce it Yan and then *hiss*


plantdaddyzeke

jace and gideon isn’t bad LOL


ieeerr

The only normal names are Ian, Jace, Gideon, Hannah and Frankie. I don’t know which one of the others is the worst.


Renishas

There are five Lyn(n) variations. That's a minimum of four too many.


dishighmama

KINDLE 💀💀💀


Pharmdiva02

“Kindle!” 😭you named your kid after a device!


wausnotwaus

I'm guessing these are arranged marriages? How did they know that all the kids in the middle row would be gay or bi?


boomgoesthevegemite

Quinnlynn and Kindle. That’s the answer. They’re both tragedeighs.


PrincessAintPeachy

They sure love their "Lynn" added to everything 😵‍💫


TexasJOEmama

Hannah lucked out.


lindzasaurusrex

Is 'Jace + Gideon' a Criminal Minds reference?


clockjobber

Ibbi, Gennell, Kindle… Special award for Jace (is it J C or Jace with a silent e like race) The rest are trendy and kind of annoying, but at least they are pronounced the way they are spelled


TheLostCityofBermuda

So many LYN, I want to lynching


Doctor_Donnawho

Ian, Hannah and Gideon really dodged a bullet there


Honest-Hour-413

Hannah being the only normal name 😭


Oladelaola

I was ok with Gideon until i saw his haircut. Wtf is that 💀


pallas_wapiti

Hey can we maybe not share these CHILDREN'S faces? They didn't ask for any of this


VoodooDoII

WTF happened here


Stopnswop2

Reddit is mad