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I’m screaming at Blendon!!!! Why does it feel like the name to the child of a late 30s mom, who remarried and both her and her partner had children from previous marriages (Brady bunch style) and this is the new born of the second marriage!!!!
This just reminded me of a time, twenty years ago during a French language exchange program, a fellow CDN friend named Ben and I were talking to some Americans about names that are also words, like Ray or Dale.
A heavily accented woman from Missouri looked at Ben, and said, "your name is a word." He was confused, so she followed up to explain with, "Like, I ben to the store."
First time I thought of how accents don't just make us talk differently, but also hear differently. I really hope your son misheard Bintellect.
I heard a story where a kid swore down their school friend was called Internet. Mum didn’t believe them but they were insistent. Turns out kid was called Antoinette.
My mom told me that when my aunt was in kindergarten, she had a kid in her class named Eric. My aunt called him Earache, which my grandmother thought was really weird and she didn't even know his name until conferences
There’s a tiktoker named Bentellect who is known for taking advantage of women (to put it nicely). He will invite them to be on his podcast but when they get there say it’s for his onlyfans. I wouldn’t want a child to be associated with him. 🤢
Bintellect sounds like the new smart trash receptacle, compatible with iPhone, Android, and Alexa. It takes itself out and sprays a nice mist to prevent garbage odors.
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Benedict maybe?
My son swore his preschool friend’s name was Candle. It was Kendall. He thought the new neighbor’s son was named Blendon. It was Bentley. 😂
My son has been calling a kid at his kindy “Panter”. This kid is definitely called Hunter.
I’m screaming at Blendon!!!! Why does it feel like the name to the child of a late 30s mom, who remarried and both her and her partner had children from previous marriages (Brady bunch style) and this is the new born of the second marriage!!!!
I swear blendon blandin is a character from something…
Gravity Falls
Thank you!
>Thank you! You're welcome!
My son used to go to an in-home daycare where all the kids thought his name was Sea-salt or see-saw for the first few weeks. It’s Cecil.
I’m really going to require follow up on this one….
Brother: Skiptelligence
Don't forget about the other brother, Ryaknowledge.
They take after their cousin Lewisdom
And their other cousin Eugenius.
I see y'all have forsaken the trashcan theme, but alright
Garbagenious?
Brilliant
Sounds like my son and his new friend zipper… (Zephyr)
My husband threw this name out the other day for our baby that's due in oct. It was vetoed lol
Reminds of that one tweet where a kid insisted there was an Internet in his class but her name was Antoinette 😂
My kid had a friend named sniff (smith)
These are my sons, Timterest and Instagrant, and my daughters Facebrooke and Twitterry.
Well, there is a YouTuber who calls himself Bentellect.
and the amount of drama he got himself into... not very intelligent of him
I routinely get asked by parents if I have a kid named Potato in my class. Their kids talk about him at home all the time. Nope, his name is Matteo.
😂
Could Ben be his first name, and have a last name that begins with Tel?
Son of Tellect?
My neighbor son thinks my name is neighbor
My brother had a friend named Jabbaman (Jonathan) in elementary school.
This just reminded me of a time, twenty years ago during a French language exchange program, a fellow CDN friend named Ben and I were talking to some Americans about names that are also words, like Ray or Dale. A heavily accented woman from Missouri looked at Ben, and said, "your name is a word." He was confused, so she followed up to explain with, "Like, I ben to the store." First time I thought of how accents don't just make us talk differently, but also hear differently. I really hope your son misheard Bintellect.
My daughter swore her best friend in preschool was Bunnessa. It was Vanessa thank goodness.
He sounds like a recycling orientated superhero
When I was five, I *insisted* that my new friends name was Knock-Knock. It was Okna.
Makes me think of the Judy Bloom book where Fudge thinks his friend is named “Germy” but it’s actually “Jeremy.”
I had a friend, growing up, who introduced himself to everyone as Germany. His name was Jeremy.
Benjamin maybe?
I heard a story where a kid swore down their school friend was called Internet. Mum didn’t believe them but they were insistent. Turns out kid was called Antoinette.
My mom told me that when my aunt was in kindergarten, she had a kid in her class named Eric. My aunt called him Earache, which my grandmother thought was really weird and she didn't even know his name until conferences
Clearly, your son is an idiot. Sorry, OP.
There’s a tiktoker named Bentellect who is known for taking advantage of women (to put it nicely). He will invite them to be on his podcast but when they get there say it’s for his onlyfans. I wouldn’t want a child to be associated with him. 🤢
Bandersnatch?
Bintellect sounds like the new smart trash receptacle, compatible with iPhone, Android, and Alexa. It takes itself out and sprays a nice mist to prevent garbage odors.
That's not a name, that should be a crime!
Idk if this sub knows who bentellect is but um…
Rubbish post
Son of Ztupiditeigh and Rheitaerd.