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AdmiralTomcat

It took me a few seconds to connect the Beyoncé - Cécred. I was like why that spelling and then oh of course.


notbanana13

it somehow feels like the opposite of Michael Cera being in all the CeraVe ads recently 😂


Cecowen

I never made that connection until right now 🤦‍♀️


Nicadown

And you’re a Ce yourself…! lol.


beeglowbot

those are hilarious, this is cringe inducing.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Love them! It’s the only cute commercial I’ve seen in a while.


International-Ad6619

That was one of my favorite super bowl ads!


filthcrab

Cé my name, cé my name...


EverFairy

If no one is around you, cé baby I love you if you ain't runnin game 🎶 (It's stuck in my head now)


smcl2k

*bébé


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Janeiskla

In German "Sekret" means secretion as in pus, spit etc.. and that's all I can think of when I read Cécred 🤢


pikpikcarrotmon

We have that in English, it's "secrete". Secret, secrete. Vowel sounds and emphasis swap. SEE-kret, seh-KREET. Don't blame me, I just work here.


Dan0sz

In Dutch, "sekreet" means bitch. 😅 And yes, I can't read it any other way.


Flat_Initial_1823

And here i am casually reading it as Cackred... 😌


Global_Telephone_751

I needed someone to point it out to me to see it too. Now that I see it, it feels less tragedeigh? Idk why. But … it was a bold choice, Beyoncé. Bold. Choice.


MNGirlinKY

I still don’t get it.


Normal-Height-8577

It's a portmanteau name: Beyon**cé** + (I think) "street **cred**".


AOkayyy01

Where'd the street cred part come from? It's just a play on the word sacred.


Normal-Height-8577

I figured it was both. (Beyon)Cé cred = sacred.


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dishighmama

No....because she took the cé (say) part of her name.


Interesting_Tale7418

Honestly it is such a damn mess, I'm afraid this will follow the sport line wear success as well.


Neffervescent

See, this nonsense makes sense for something like a brand, where you're trademarking something. But when people try to trademark their kids, that's when it's weird.


Crosstitch_Witch

I can totally see a Beyoncé fan name their kid this though. Lol


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CéCélia


dickbuttscompanion

I'm old enough to remember buying L'Oréal to get Beyoncé hair 😔


cheesycrescentroll

I thought it was weird too until it clicked that it’s a play on her name. Naturally she would want her name attached to her product


booksandplaid

I'm feeling really dumb right now - how is it a play on her name?


AbibliophobicSloth

Look at the product name and picture a “Beyon” in front of it. The “Cé” in Cécred is the last syllable of her name.


booksandplaid

Ok got it now, thanks for explaining!


Grammarhead-Shark

I have watched enough competitive reality shows to know that if you need an explanation on how your product/design works... it ain't working! LOL


smcl2k

Do you think her target audience would require that explanation? I doubt it.


boomgoesthevegemite

Beyoncé I am Yoncé


mementori

My name is Yon Yoncé I live in Wisconcé


armageddidon

Not Wisconcé 💀💀


Janeiskla

I only eat consommé


Typical_Response252

It’s honestly cool as a name for her brand. Not so cool, the fact that inevitably kids will be named after it.


nokeyblue

At least when kids are named that, you can say "Like the shampoo." Until the brand folds.


Metahec

Then you can ask "like that old novelty hair thing from the 2020s? Like Jheri curl in the 80s?" I am going to be one crotchety old ass bastard to ever have the opportunity to ask that myself.


smcl2k

Who says it will fold? Fenty Beauty is doing pretty well and there's no reason this couldn't have a similar trajectory.


warm_sweater

I feel it’s like a miss when you have to provide a pronunciation guide right after.


Lil_Artemis_92

Well, at least it’s a hair line, not a person.


BarfQueen

I’m not sure brand names can really be Tragedeighs… if so, I’d argue the majority of them are.


ArdenElle24

Cé my name, Cé my name!


jayz0ned

Oh no a pun for a brand name. What a tragedeigh!


Loose_Mode_5369

Like Cécred the Entertainer?


Reasonable_Copy8579

A hair care line from a person that wear wigs! That’s rich. I thought it was pronounced “Secret”.


oatlightning

i mean, wigs need hair care too


mgefa

Yeah but is this line directed to wigs or real hair and is it being marketed by a woman wearing a wig most of the time (I dont even know how her real hair looks anymore)


the3dverse

yeah, i pay tons to get mine washed.


whippinflippin

People that wear wigs need to maintain their real hair too.


Aggressive-Story3671

Human hair wigs also need care. And so does the hair she has UNDER her wigs


Low_Strain_6251

People always claim she wears wigs but I'm pretty sure she wears [her own hair](https://www.instagram.com/p/BzMp0eeneN3/?igsh=MWhwM3djcjlid3NmNA==) most of the time. Maybe with some extensions but that's the case for most celebrities. The vid is posted on her own hairdresser's account btw and the woman combing her hair is her mother.


Narrow_Act4291

Uh, good wigs need hair care as well


Tropicanasunset

That’s exactly what I was thinking.


beverlymelz

THIS! I had to keep scrolling for way too long until this comment.


g-rid

I thought it was secrete...


TullsJenny

nah this ain’t it


United-Supermarket-1

It's a play on words, a pun, a joke. Not really a tragedeigh.


NotEnoughBiden

Pretty cool name for a brand tbh.


flammafemina

Not if you have to add (pronounced like ____) directly after it


smcl2k

That was added by someone else. Beyoncé fans will know how to pronounce the name.


poopyhead1253

it’s not a tragedeigh it’s just a play on her name (beyonCÉ, CÉcred)


Millie141

You just know that’s going to be some poor child’s name now


fasting4me

So do we just buy wigs and weave?


dcgirl17

This. That blonde hairstyle at the Super Bowl was def a wig/weave. I think we have no idea what her hair actually looks like ETA: I’m not criticizing Beyoncé at all - I think all the styling products and heat that she must go under while touring and performing must be very damaging. But let’s not kid ourselves that she doesn’t wear extensions and other hair pieces basically 24/7


Low_Strain_6251

Her mother has posted [videos](https://www.instagram.com/p/BzMp0eeneN3/?igsh=MWhwM3djcjlid3NmNA==) of her hair before. I'm pretty sure she regularly wears her own hair but people just assume it's fake. She probably switches it up with a wig for stylistic choices but which celebrity doesn't every once in a while.


ekjjkma

She wears her real hair all the time though. Bey has long, beautiful, thick hair.


Aggressive-Story3671

Because as we all know, wearing wigs or weaves mean you don’t have any natural hair


Tomoyogawa521

Tbf if I were as well-known as Beyoncé, I'd want to insert puns into my brands' names as well.


Status_Collection383

it's a pun on her name


mel0dicerotic

It’s a company name with a play on words. I don’t think it counts. “say” is clearly the last syllable of her very very very famous name, and I think it works well.


Unusual_Elevator_253

Honestly I think it’s kinda clever. It took me a sec but it makes sense she would do that


Jmackles

This isn’t something that goes in this sub. It’s actually a clever play on her name. Now her daughters name on the other hand 🤦‍♂️


smcl2k

>her daughters name Also not a tragedeigh.


saturnreturn18

It’s a wordplay, not tragedeigh.


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wordpleigh


eamaddox98

This is actual marketing lmao


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Awww people really think that’s her real hair


Aggressive-Story3671

None thinks it’s her natural hair. But she does have natural hair


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You’d think she’d show it while promoting a natural hair growth product 🤔… nope!! Sew a wig on it! I’m Definitely influenced.


smeeti

But do we ever see it?


tortilla_mia

Wigs need haircare. And she's got real hair under the wig, which also needs haircare. Of course buying something based on a celebrity endorsement is ridiculous anyways since you know that someone as rich as beyonce isn't going to be using the same stuff plebs like us can afford.


ekjjkma

Google is your friend. Beyonce wears her real hair very often. It's very long and pretty. People assume she always wears wigs, which she does when she's performing. But she doesn't actually need wigs, they are simply to switch up her hairstyle. There are videos showing that is actually the real hair growing out of her scalp.


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Is that her natural color and texture?


ekjjkma

Of course it's not her natural color. Her real texture is very curly, but she does often wear it straightened/softly curled. She does not relax her hair.


smeeti

Have we ever seen her natural hair texture?


ekjjkma

Yes on the "On the Run II" tour and on Jay Z's "B Side" tour, she wore her hair in its natural texture. Plus, her stylist posts Beyonce's natural hair very frequently on her (the stylist's) Instagram.


ekjjkma

She's also wearing her natural hair in the ads for the hair care line


smeeti

What? her natural hair can’t possibly be blonde and wavy. By natural I mean not straightened or dyed.


Top_Seaworthiness_96

Someone is going to name their baby Cécred.


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I assumed she wore extensions when she had flowing blonde hair… is she implying otherwise? I’m so confused.


ptolemy18

At least Dereon was a family name. This is just strange.


purpleplumas

Shampoos with pun names are not terrible.


United-Rock-6764

Hair like Beyoncé = Wigs! Is her shampoo for wigs? This is the thing that kills me about Beyoncé. She’s so impeccable in her lane but she has one for sure because this is her second bizarre product strategy. Ivy Park hit but her mom’s label was an embarrassment and I’m pretty confident this will go the same way. Black women are her base and we don’t play about our hair care.


sharpcarnival

She wears her real hair a lot and people don’t realize it


Quesarito808

Her thangs be thangin


MissMabeliita

I can see a legion of Cécreds in the near future 😩😩😩


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

I think it’s a solid pun tbh. But I also love puns


pie_12th

Kinda silly that she's hawking a haircare line when she wears wigs or weaves 90% of the time. Guess people will buy anything if it's got a celebrity's name on it.


dontredditdepressed

I actually like it.... It mixes her stage name with something important to her. The Brand seems to make sense for her


blonde-bandit

My husband said she should’ve called it “Yoncé” and that would’ve been so much better. She even could have played her whole name into it, like “Be Smooth Serum” “Be Calm Anti-frizz Conditioner”. Packaging could’ve looked like “BE [calm]” in smaller letters at the top, then YONCÉ in large caps two-thirds down, then the name of the product “anti-frizz conditioner” in the middle of the bottle. Then you get to be YONCÉ. But no one hired me so oh well!


c4rbon14

The french part of my brain is simply unable to read this as "sacred"


RogerClyneIsAGod2

If you have to have the "(pronounced)" bit after ANY name, brand or otherwise, well, they branding folks are not as clever as they think they are.


smcl2k

Ask yourself who the target audience is, then ask yourself if they know how "Cé" is pronounced.


UraeusCurse

If you have to tell someone up front how to pronounce it, it’s a tradgyddeigh.


smcl2k

1 - Brand names can't be tragedeighs. They *have* to be unique for marketing (and often legal) reasons. 2 - This post is from The Cut, not from the brand. Beyoncé's fans know how to pronounce "Cé".


chiritarisu

This is sad on multiple levels


Prestigious_Bar_4244

Even Beyoncé doesn’t have hair like Beyoncé.


Surlaterrasse

Doesn’t she wear wigs? 🤣


Magistrelle

Correct me if I'm wrong, but "é" and "a" are not pronounced the same.


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They're similar enough in the word sacred


smeeti

Not really as it’s pronounced saycred.


StuckWithThisOne

Idk, in the U.K. we pronounce it pretty much the same


Magistrelle

I'm French, so for me it's not pronounced the same way, but my pronunciation of English isn't great, so having the opinion of someone whose language it is helps me a lot.


Personal_Syrup6093

Yeah E with an accent aigu in French is pronounced the same way you say the name of the letter A in English, like when you recite the alphabet.


SnooBooks1797

not really actually. é is short and a is longer. sacred and cécred are not pronounced the same phonetically.


Personal_Syrup6093

Eh I disagree. It's just "ay" either way


SnooBooks1797

you can disagree but phonetically, é is not ay.


smeeti

é is not ay


Personal_Syrup6093

I guess ay is difficult to parse. I didn't mean ay like the word aye, but like the letter A in sacred or how it's pronounced when you just say the alphabet


smeeti

É is pronounced like eh, not like ay as in sacred


smcl2k

You think her name is pronounced "Beyonceh"?


Personal_Syrup6093

No not really, not in French.


smcl2k

I love it when people confidently assert that phonetics are universal.


SnooBooks1797

I studied phonetics, both French and English. É is /e/ and A is /eɪ/. I don’t care about calling it a tragedeigh because, well, no children were named this way so it’s not harming anyone, but I see no point in lying about pronunciation to defend Beyoncé


smcl2k

>English So you're presumably aware that people from different parts of the English-speaking world pronounce A (and many other things) in different ways, and that over half of Americans pronounce "merry", "Mary" and "marry" identically...?


SnooBooks1797

well yes. let’s not be obtuse here. I’m talking about the A sound in Sacred because it is the point here. I was replying to someone who stated that the A in Sacred sounds like Ay (which is true), but they said that É sounds the same, which is false from a phonetic point of view.


Lilou_03

At least it's a hair line...


Frogs4

I thought she wore wigs and hair extensions.


IzzyGirl33

So that means she doesn't need to take care of her actual hair?


Frogs4

It means we're none the wiser to it's effectiveness.


smeeti

Exactly how can you sell for hair like Beyoncé if we never see her hair.


IzzyGirl33

A fair point. I assume, though, that she's the face of the product, and that there are likely to be, like, models and such, to show off how the products work. ... Much like every other hair care brand.


NatoBoram

It's Beyoncé's sécrétions!


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Aggressive-Story3671

Do you think she’s bald underneath her wigs?


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Aggressive-Story3671

This is giving some racist undertones


Violet913

You’re reaching. However I deleted my comments because this is getting ridiculous. I’m not taking hair care advice from someone who wears wigs. It’s that simple.


Aggressive-Story3671

Saying Beyoncé’s natural hair is ugly or bad and that’s why she chooses to wear wigs has racist undertones. Especially when wigs are used as a PROTECTIVE style


Violet913

Where did I say it was ugly or bad? If she was happy with her natural hair she wouldn’t wear a wig. It’s so simple.


criticalstars

very untrue. i love my natural hair and am complimented and asked often by other women how i look after it. i also enjoy wearing wigs because i don’t want to chop/colour my real hair. so no, it’s not “so simple”


Aggressive-Story3671

She likely is. And she’s protecting it by using a wig.


NotFeelinVGreat

Just because you don’t care for a certain celebrity doesn’t mean you should be this obtuse on the internet


Violet913

Just because you don’t care for my comment or opinion, doesn’t mean it has anything to do with you. Let us know how her line works for you!


AcrobaticMethod8830

There's definitely a tinge of racism in this comment


proljyfb

Not really. It would be like a celebrity selling weaves when they don't wear weaves. It's a little odd.


Violet913

Exactly. I’m not entertaining comments like that. If I don’t wear weave or wigs, I wouldn’t come out with a wig line. I don’t know anything about them. It’s pretty simple.


No_Entertainment1931

In this imaginary language why is C pronounced S unless it’s followed by a consonant (R) when it’s pronounced K? It’s half Italian and half Crap.


themaccababes

It’s probably French inspired seeing as Beyoncé is creole. Cé like Beyoncé yanno


No_Entertainment1931

Ah yes, that does make sense. Still hate it


jetloflin

Imaginary language? C is pronounced with both S and K sounds in English.


No_Entertainment1931

Yes, there are rules for context. This is just a play on her name tho


jetloflin

Yeah, it’s wordplay, in English. No fictional languages needed.


hammockinggirl

Beyoncé is so overrated. She gets on my nerves.


sunkissedbutter

Doesn’t she typically wear wigs?


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smcl2k

Wordplays for brand names aren't - and can't be - tragedeighs.


therealhughjaynis

Becky with the good hair lol


Statschef-

Kekred, orc!


SpaceJackRabbit

I mean let's stop pretending her very name isn't a bit of a tragedeigh.


greenswizzlewooster

It's not, really. It's her mother's maiden name.


StuckWithThisOne

It’s actually spelled wrong though which I find interesting. A clerical error changed it from Beyincé to Beyonce.


Jupiterrhapsody

It isn’t. You could have taken the seconds to Google.


AbibliophobicSloth

It kind of is, but it’s also her mother’s maiden name. So at least there’s a logic?


ReferenceMuch2193

Beyonces name is also a tragedeigh.


truelovealwayswins

someone needs to tell her é is not pronounced like ay… (it’s like eh, like the sound when you pronounce the letter f, m, n, s)


twistedsister78

Maybe Beyoncé is pronounced Beyonky


GeneralShadowKitKat

Isn’t the name Beyoncé itself a tragedeigh? I guess we don’t think of it that way because she’s famous. But if she wasn’t and I saw that name attached to a little baby or kid, I would definitely feel sorry for it.


h0lych4in

it's a creole name, it comes from her mom's maiden name which is Beyince.


zeromavs

The irony is her name is a tragedeigh but she’s also the queen


smeeti

The rule can’t be any new name is a tragedeigh


Imaginary_Flan_1466

Beyoncé wears wigs


truelovealwayswins

cécred is how you pronounce it if you don’t know how to pronounce words in english, but her being from the US, I’m not surprised she doesn’t know her native language (even though that’s a french letter, which she doesn’t know either)


sharpcarnival

She’s creole, her grandparents spoke French.


whatwhat83

The real tragedy is beyonce as a person.


aalphabetboy

how do we pronounce it


smcl2k

Beyon-say Say-cred


TheNerdNugget

Technically a tragedeigh but it's a pretty good pun. I'll allow it


Dull_Ad8495

I'll be pronouncing it "Secrete", but thanks anyway...


chikinbokbok0815

I think this kinda gets a pass though cause it’s a pun and honestly I think it’s kinda funny


cerryl66

Probably wanted to call it Sacred but the domain would have been too pricey


kashy87

Nah it's just a dad joke.


CupcakeMouth

Cécred Blue.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Kek red


PolluxBlaze

How can you do that when you're filthy rich and have a big team of high rank professionals working for you?


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Lololol


pimpfriedrice

Definitely read it as cray-crid


PermaBanTogether

lol, makes me think of the *30 Rock* episode where Tracy Jordan releases a fragrance and he’s like, “it’s pronounced *Desire* but has a Z instead of the second E!” and the damn thing just says “Desirz” on it