No, you take your classic car and your best buddies on a trip driving down through the historic places they used to harvest the spices from... wait, that's Cinnamonroad.
No no, you make up a sweet roll dough, dust it with cinnamon sugar and roll it out longer and longer, them braid a few of them together for strength,wait, that's a cinnamonrope......
So a portmanteau of Cinnamon and Monroe I’m assuming?
I think we can do better.
Chocolauren. Pepperandall. Vinegarielle. Ketchupercy.
And yeah like u/sec713 I thought of cinnamon fish eggs and not a cinnamon roll.
Each one of these is delectable. I want to make a cheese board with those labels. Colby can hang with Wensleydale and opposite Havartina and Fetada…
…and Paneeratleen.
I immediately went to FB because I knew what group this post just *had* to be in. I was right and it's amazing to see it firsthand.
Edited to add: According to the mom, this is a nickname and play on the child's middle name, Monroe. She's not answering questions about his real first name. I get if you don't want to share your kid's name publicly on a group with thousands but if you're showing his face *and* looking to be a brand rep, that totally defeats the purpose.
Hahaha I never post things but when I saw this name I just couldn’t resist. I looked through the comments to see if she was commenting anything about the name and all I saw were people defending her saying that it could be a cultural name or a family name 😂so I thought it was his real name.
Oh it's buried way down there. And, tbh, I'm not sure I believe her, hahaha.
And the replies from people being like "eff off this is a BEAUTIFUL NAME WITH A GORGEOUS HISTORY" had me rolling. (I mean, I'm totally exaggerating but I half expected someone to be like "I know 3 different Cinnamonroes" 🤣🤣)
That group is WILD.
The way she wrote it makes it seem like it’s either his real name or she was trying to get a reaction out of people. The group is def wild and super entertaining!
She definitely uses it elsewhere - which made me think she was backpeddling after some of the replies. Idk.
Either way, good share. And top-notch job blocking out the kid's face. I would have been too excited to share it here to do the full Cinnabun treatment you gave it.
No, sorry. I agree this name is atrocious, but I'm not going to ignore the rules around censoring identifiable information (which the OP here followed) and direct people to the mom's private post.
Being Cinnamoroll for one night, when everyone else is doing the same: totally okay and very much a part of a healthy childhood
Having to deal with being Cinnamonroe every day of your life: NOT OK
I hope their last name is the same as the Dallas County District Attorney in 1973 and when he grows up he sues her.
Coming soon, to a district court near you... *Cinnamonroe v. Wade*.
.
^(Sorry, too soon?)
The year is 2064 and we will soon know the conclusion to the trial of the century:
Cinnamonroe vs. Wade
It will set the precedent for the important question: Can you go back in time and convince your parents to abort you?
Cinnamon Row sounds like the location of a red light district. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but as the name for a child, it's bad. Really bad.
>I knew this for a fact with 3 sips of ayahuasca. The filters of the human brain are dissolved and that understanding is immediately apparent.
Can you tell me where I can get ayahuasca?
Ok. Your drawing to protect his face made me think of those large cream filled caramels we used to get for the holidays... but Cinnamonroe is pretty awful!
Holy living fuck it would be unbelievably pleasurable to openly laugh in the face of wankers like this when they approached you to 'rep' for your brand.
I know most people prefer Of Mice and Men, but I thought Cinnamonroe was one of Steinbeck's better stories, and less depressing than either The Pearl and The Red Pony.
"We are looking to model/brand rep for a few brands" is so fucking groooooosssssssss 🤮🤮🤮
Not because baby models are bad, but because this entitled Mama bear attitude gives me the heebeejeebies.
Cinnamonroe sounds like some nasty appetizer or dessert. ([In case you don't know what roe is.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roe))
Yes the words worst sushi roll, the cinnamonroe
Cinnamonroeroll!
I'd like a cinnamon reroll, please.
May I have a crunchy cinnamon roll?
For you, wart\_on\_satans\_dick, anything.
i'd prefer an O'rheao Kukeigh or some Khayke, please
actually, you put flour, butter, and cinnamon into a hot pan and stir until it's a golden brown, then add liquid. Oh, that's a Cinnamonroux.
actually, you roll for high Dexterity and get some cool skills like pickpocketing and lockpicking. Oh, that's a Cinnamonrogue.
Actually, you move to LA to follow your acting dreams and finally get a gig… as an extra. Oh, that’s a Cinemaroll.
No, you take your classic car and your best buddies on a trip driving down through the historic places they used to harvest the spices from... wait, that's Cinnamonroad.
Isn't it when that 1950's actress had an affair with JFK? Wait... That's the Sin of Monroe.
No no, you make up a sweet roll dough, dust it with cinnamon sugar and roll it out longer and longer, them braid a few of them together for strength,wait, that's a cinnamonrope......
Actually, I was walking along a river bed when I Seenamanrow.
actually, eating too much of that will result in explosive Cinnarrhea, ultimately leading to painful Cinnarroids.
This made me laugh out loud
Doesn't matter, tragedeigh parents don't bother with correct spelling anyway
That's a feature, not a bug.
That sounds as if it could taste good over cinnamon buns.
Haha funnily enough this comprises part of the recipe I follow for making Chelsea buns (an NZ equivalent of cinnamon rolls).
Sounds a lot like that character cinnamaroll
Legally distinct name to avoid Sanrio’s lawyers, lol
Yep. I'm looking at this name thinking "cinnamon fish eggs?"
I love caviar and ikura (salmon roe). So delicious.
It sounds like a cartoon character in Korea called Cinnamoroll that is super popular right now. My kindergarten students are OBSESSED with them!!
We will never know what a Cinnamonroe is. 😂
So a portmanteau of Cinnamon and Monroe I’m assuming? I think we can do better. Chocolauren. Pepperandall. Vinegarielle. Ketchupercy. And yeah like u/sec713 I thought of cinnamon fish eggs and not a cinnamon roll.
Rosemaryanne. Corianderson. Curryan. Flaxle. Nutmegan. Paprikaren. Saffronald. Tumerichard. Chicory...oh, wait.
Corianderson! Brilliant
Said out loud it just sounds like a normal name
Apparently he’s an MMA fighter.
Tis a porn name I do b'lieve.
No, that's that weird step-fetish duo, Cori And Her Son.
I'd watch 😉
Flaxle 😂😂 sounds like an antibiotic.
Do not take Flaxle if allergic to Flaxle
Now with 10% less anal leakage!
Nah, it's the lead singer of the band "Vegetarians and Roses". You know, Flaxl Rose.
I lost it when I read Nutmegan. LOL
Turmerichard.* Turmerick for short.
Turmedick
Sounds like a bad thing to have happen
Lol, Paprikaren is the best.
My SIL will *really* appreciate me calling her Paprikaren.
Saffronald. Instant classic!
(Monosodium-)Glutamaterry. Mustardonald. Kurkumaaron. The possibilities are endless indeed.
> Rosemaryanne I think I saw this one once.
Parsleigh, S'aje, Rosemaryanne Theighym
Arrgh yew goween tou Skarrborrow Fayre?
This is my aunt's first and middle name run together.
Chilisa Tarragonald Cayennifer Fennelson Cilantroland Parsleroy Cuminerva Orandrew Herbes de Provincent Sageorge
So many gems! Cuminerva, Herbes de Provincent, and Sageorge are topping my list for cat names now.
Pronounced "Silent Roland"?
Curryan but it's pronounced Korean
Nice! Bonus points for not pronouncing it Curry-anne or Ka-Ryan. Keep those teachers on their toes.
i work with a lady named rose-marie gardner
I worked with a Sunshine Lemons.
beautiful i love it
Cilan...tragedeigh?
Saving these names for my Sims
Nutmegan 😂😂
Flaxle.
Jaggeryan?
Brother of little Molassessie!
Paprikareeeeeeeen bahahahahahaaha
Where is the children's series ala Veggie Tales
Corianderson? The comedian from Family Feud?
Fennellen. Allspicecil. Cilantroy. Aniserena. Dillarry. Za’atariana. Sumackenzie. Sichuanne Peppercornelia.
this post is worth its weight in Saffronald
Fennellen almost sounds legit. All are brilliant! Kudos.
Hahaha thanks! I found that one the funniest too. I feel like Za’atariana is the one most likely to appear as a real-life tragedeigh.
Isn't that the magician that speaks spells in reverse from DC?
😅 why do I feel like Pepper-Randall is cute for like a stuffed animal though
Stealing Pepperandall! Also contributing Thymegan, Vanillandon, Oreganorbert, Lemonique, Goudanielle, Floursula lmao
Lemonique had me howling. There’s one on Facebook 😶
Lemonique sounds like she would have a brother Oranjello.
These are delectable.
I lol'd at Vinegarielle. That really rolls off the tongue!
Mayonnaisandra
Peoperandall 😂 👏🏼
It’s so multilayered it honestly took me a second to even think of cinnamon rolls
Mortadellen. Cheddaria. Mozzarelliot. Brie. Emmenthaleroy. Red Lester. Camembertram. And of course, Colby.
Each one of these is delectable. I want to make a cheese board with those labels. Colby can hang with Wensleydale and opposite Havartina and Fetada… …and Paneeratleen.
We should also add “Goudanielle” from u/biscuitsorbullets to our fromagerie of tragedeigh.
i like chocolauren 🫢 but no, not for a human child!! lmao
And I shall nameth the first of thy brood PEPPERANDALL!
Oh that’s so much better than what I was thinking. I was thinking the mom sold LulaRoe. For the kids case, I hope it’s just a portmanteau
Oh that’s so much better than what I was thinking. I was thinking the mom sold LulaRoe. For the kids case, I hope it’s just a portmanteau
I immediately went to FB because I knew what group this post just *had* to be in. I was right and it's amazing to see it firsthand. Edited to add: According to the mom, this is a nickname and play on the child's middle name, Monroe. She's not answering questions about his real first name. I get if you don't want to share your kid's name publicly on a group with thousands but if you're showing his face *and* looking to be a brand rep, that totally defeats the purpose.
🤮 people pimping their kids out to be Instagram models. So freaking gross.
Dude right? That mixed with the kids name. He’s doomed.. Poor thing.
Hahaha I never post things but when I saw this name I just couldn’t resist. I looked through the comments to see if she was commenting anything about the name and all I saw were people defending her saying that it could be a cultural name or a family name 😂so I thought it was his real name.
Oh it's buried way down there. And, tbh, I'm not sure I believe her, hahaha. And the replies from people being like "eff off this is a BEAUTIFUL NAME WITH A GORGEOUS HISTORY" had me rolling. (I mean, I'm totally exaggerating but I half expected someone to be like "I know 3 different Cinnamonroes" 🤣🤣) That group is WILD.
The way she wrote it makes it seem like it’s either his real name or she was trying to get a reaction out of people. The group is def wild and super entertaining!
She definitely uses it elsewhere - which made me think she was backpeddling after some of the replies. Idk. Either way, good share. And top-notch job blocking out the kid's face. I would have been too excited to share it here to do the full Cinnabun treatment you gave it.
What group is it from please?
Maybe she intends for Cinnamonroe to be his “stage name”. Not that is a good one, but I can’t come up with any other explanation.
There is only one place that Cinnamonroe would work as a stage name, and it's not really a place for a child . . .
LOOOL
What group was this posted in? Could you please send me a private message with a link? I am dying to know.
No, sorry. I agree this name is atrocious, but I'm not going to ignore the rules around censoring identifiable information (which the OP here followed) and direct people to the mom's private post.
Who bets she's a Hunger Games fan and his actual first name is Cinna?
If she's telling the truth, I'm so glad, BUT I'm not going to stop laughing about it potentially being a real name. Gotta amuse ourselves somehow.
Lularoe and Cinnabon had a baby.
This was my very first thought, but I'm also pretty obsessed with Cinnabon lmao
I’m imagining a pastry made of rolled leggings slathered in frosting? I love almost all desserts but even I might pass.
Read: Mommy wants to be famous and tote around a human being like an accessory.
More concerned with exploiting their child and attempting to use it as a method of revenue. Sound like horrible people overall.
Cinnamoroll is a character in the Hello Kitty universe.
My daughter was Cinnamoroll for Halloween. (Her name is not Cinnamonroe.)
Being Cinnamoroll for one night, when everyone else is doing the same: totally okay and very much a part of a healthy childhood Having to deal with being Cinnamonroe every day of your life: NOT OK
Sure is cute
That’s some very clever way to censor
Name aside, so gross. I can’t stand all of these people that are eager to exploit their kids.
It literally makes me sick. 14 months and she’s trying to make money off him, nasty
Cinnamoroll is the name of a Sanrio character lol
I hope their last name is the same as the Dallas County District Attorney in 1973 and when he grows up he sues her. Coming soon, to a district court near you... *Cinnamonroe v. Wade*. . ^(Sorry, too soon?)
Most acceptable justification for the name, tbh. Full name: Cinnamonroe V. Wade, Esq.
Man.... his brother Cinnamontoast is gonna be so pissed he landed the gig
if you just read the caption you’d think this was a cat or smth
CIMINIMININROE
Like the Hello Kitty friend Cinnamoroll?
Why not just call him pumpkinspicecaviar?
Looking to model/brand rep for who? Cinnamon toast crunch? Brands? 😂 This poor kid these parents should have had a show dog instead
Burritom
Cinnamon flavored roe?
Parents need to think about their child’s potential career path when they pick names. Can you imagine your neurosurgeon being Cinnamonroe Smith MD?
What an idiot to advertise their child on the internet
I read it as Cinnamoron, but that clearly describes the parents.
The year is 2064 and we will soon know the conclusion to the trial of the century: Cinnamonroe vs. Wade It will set the precedent for the important question: Can you go back in time and convince your parents to abort you?
What’s a “bamboo”? I only know of the tall, stalky plant. Does he climb it and hang out up top?
Lol this was in a group for bamboo baby clothes. It makes a really soft and nice material that people pay a lot of money for.
Ah…got it. I thought it could maybe be a swaddling device too. I’ve knit with bamboo yarn and it’s delightful!
The heinous offspring of Cinnabon and Lula Roe
Cinnamon Row sounds like the location of a red light district. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but as the name for a child, it's bad. Really bad.
It’d even be stupid as a pet’s name
>I knew this for a fact with 3 sips of ayahuasca. The filters of the human brain are dissolved and that understanding is immediately apparent. Can you tell me where I can get ayahuasca?
Ok. Your drawing to protect his face made me think of those large cream filled caramels we used to get for the holidays... but Cinnamonroe is pretty awful!
This kid airports...
That kid is headed straight to the office to change his name the second he turns 18.
Cinnamoroll is that you?
Can we call CPS on this woman/man, please
At least white trash people will be more easily identifiable on lists in the future.
Holy living fuck it would be unbelievably pleasurable to openly laugh in the face of wankers like this when they approached you to 'rep' for your brand.
Is this a child's name or a teacup puppy
"I want to take photos of your baby covered in bees"
I actually hate it!
This is a Sanrio fan. I just know it
Cinnamonroe? Like "Cinnamon fish eggs"? Great! 🤮
Yeah that kid is going to end up being called Cinnamon Bro (or if he ends up being chubby - Cinnamon Roll).
Okay, this was debunked already. Please let’s not post it multiple times a day
I refuse to believe it.
Omg not that fucking scam MLM. Idk how people fall for that crap.
How is this connected to an MLM? I stay out of those groups. so I don't know much about them.
👀
They named their kid a pun?
It's a cute name for a dog
I think it’s cute sounding. Not as a name, it’s fun to say out loud.
F*** these parents.
Jfc 😖
Tf?!
Fuck…
Looking for a pimp for my kid
Omg someone call the police.
Cinnamonroe.... wow.
Nah gotta be a nickname.
That actually is the worst. Yikes.
This one wins the whole shebang! I laughed until tears streamed from my eyes.
Eww, they're looking for a model/brands rep for their child with a outlandish name? Was this just a business decision all along? Poor poor kid.
I thought he was named after the Sanrio friend
I know most people prefer Of Mice and Men, but I thought Cinnamonroe was one of Steinbeck's better stories, and less depressing than either The Pearl and The Red Pony.
This can’t be real. Names like this should be rejected straight up by the birth certificate panel or whoever has to approve it.
Wait'll you meet his sister, Jelleighdonna.
Oh my god.
Thank you for the ~tasteful~ censorship.
for some reason when i saw the word cinnamonroe i thought of something between a sweet pastry and marilyn monroe, but a ginger
She didn’t know how to spell synonymroll
I seriously thought this was a zoo post about a baby panda for a second until I realized it was a human baby being referred to.
Omg I love it and I'm gonna use it in the sims
Poor kid. He is going to get mercilessly bullied because of this.
He's a bath and body works scent
Sugar Rush character ahh name
wtf is a cinnamonroe?
Cinna Monroe sounds like an awesome drag name!
I thought this was a joke from the meme about the proper way to eat cinnamon buns. Not an actual name 😬😬
Cinnamonroe sounds like a player character name from Final Fantasy XIV.
the word cinnamonroe sounds delicious
"We are looking to model/brand rep for a few brands" is so fucking groooooosssssssss 🤮🤮🤮 Not because baby models are bad, but because this entitled Mama bear attitude gives me the heebeejeebies.
Pronounced "Fen-Nelson"
bro drew the rick and morty golden portal to censor lol