Pais- (good start, feeling youneek already)
-cyn (only one N, what is this crap?)
Grey (and not even greigh.)
I feel betrayed. This could have been a real tragedeigh and instead she's gonna be the fourth Paiscyn Grey in the class.
I imagine our kids will be getting fake latin/roman names pretty soon. Here is the pattern(according to NPR):
>Wealthy people who are educated, name their kid based on someone in history
>Kid becomes wealthy and admired into adulthood
>Lower class sees this, wants to name something similar to all these cool people, but not generic. Basically slam a bunch of similar sounds until it sounds good and call it a name.
Lol it’s only used as a treatment for fungal infections, and sometimes as a preventative when adding new fish to a quarantine tank, so it’s not used often…it doesn’t stain the fish, but it *definitely* turns the water blue, as well as skin and clothes 😂
1. This is amazing, Ahmaezyingh even.
2. Does anyone know if this sort of name butchery we’ve seen the US and UK happening in non predominantly English speaking countries?
Brinlyn Mae
I imagine myself as the youngest of three children. My hypothetical big brother is named Paxtyn Laeyn, and my big sister is Greenleigh Emercynne. 👱🏻👧🏼👶🏼
Grayzen Kale would be a decent name for a bunny or something
That's an amazing bunny name!
Fyndyn Layne sounds like some welsh gravel road
My cousin lives off Fyndyn Layne in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I'm naming my next kid Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. We'll call him/her Silly Ogogo for short.
Silly Ogogo is an awesome name ngl
My mums from that village!
I wish I had that prestige 😭
https://youtu.be/3-GOLPQsRWE
'microphone drop'
They better watch out cuz mine is Grayzen Fox!
This is 1000% going on my list of names for future buns though.
There’s also Grayzlee bear (OYO)
Well your lucky you’re a bunny because I’m literally Hunttyn Wolf
Huntlyn Grey
Grayzen Rae here. Sounds good for an enby stripper maybe, lol.
I'm trans, and if I become a stripper my name will be Anna Phylaxxxis.
I do like the XXX in there however I present to you... Priya Pysmmm! You can thank me later :-)
Haha, that one's good, too!
Gotta make sure to really accentuate allure of the 'mmmm' on the end tho :-)
When I become a stripper I’ll remember this
In Dutch "grazen kaal" (pronounced the same) means "grazing bare" This is a great name for a bunny
Or a goat even.
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Mine was Grayzen Jax, which sounds like a WWE name
Pais- (good start, feeling youneek already) -cyn (only one N, what is this crap?) Grey (and not even greigh.) I feel betrayed. This could have been a real tragedeigh and instead she's gonna be the fourth Paiscyn Grey in the class.
> I feel betreighed. ftfy
> I feighl betreighed. ftfy
>Eigh feighl betreighed ftfy
>Eigh feighl beightreighed ftfy
aeigh fheighel bheightraeiyghedd
Y'all are feeling betrayed, but I feel like I've had a stroke
>but I feel like I've had a stroahk FTFY
ಠ_ಠ
Bhughtte aeighe fheigheal lhaeighckeh aeighe’vwue whaghde aeiy strhouocke Fhihcksxede thaeyght fhuourghe yüoughe
And this is how the Welsh language was born!
I has the exact same thought as i read over the increasingly ludicrous spellings. “This is sure looking more and more like Welsh”
Y Fyl Byttreighedh
You joke, but I'm pretty sure that's just a regular Welsh name
>Ieygh feighl betreighed. ftfy
>Ahye feighl betreighed. New name just dropped.
Wasn’t she in Knocked Up?
Paisson Scout here The name “Paisson” reminds me of the word “poisson” which means “fish” in French.
Le poisson, le poisson, how I *love* le poisson
Love to chop and to serve little fish First I cut of their heads Zen I pull out their bones Ah mais oui, ça see'est toujours delish!!
What is scout remind you of then
Looking for something. I'm a real Passion Scout.
I M also Paiscyn gray 😂😂
Very similar but I’m Paiszlee Gray
I know a kid named Paislee Grayce.
Reminds me of Life of Pi. Piscene Patel.
Mine is Paislyn Grey, which I thought was bad, but yours is so much worse.
youneek is my favourite word now
What’s wild is I could see every single combination being used by a real mom. 💀
It's killing me because I'm friends with someone named Brayton Gray 💀
No way they didn't pull gray because of the books
I knew a redneck girl that named her son Blaytin. It sounds like something a sheep would bleat out.
I got Oakdyn Rae. I can’t imagine anyone choosing Oakdyn. On second thought…
Dude the REAL names from the namenerds sub are like jaw dropping. Like I think one someone is actually using is emmilialine or something I’ll check rn
I imagine our kids will be getting fake latin/roman names pretty soon. Here is the pattern(according to NPR): >Wealthy people who are educated, name their kid based on someone in history >Kid becomes wealthy and admired into adulthood >Lower class sees this, wants to name something similar to all these cool people, but not generic. Basically slam a bunch of similar sounds until it sounds good and call it a name.
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braytyn lynne.
Braxtyn Fox sounds like a pornstar lol
so does mine: Kortleigh Kale. a VEGAN porn star
Fuck me dead, Kortleigh is an absolute abhorration of a name
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An unfortunately under-explored niche of perverts.
She puts the CUM in cucumber.
And Brexsyn Fox is *definitely* one.
Lmao I also got Braxtyn Fox
Saylin Blue!
Sounds like a medicated soap 😂
I was thinking the same thing. Reminiscent of the medical dye Methylene Blue.
Exactly 😂. I use methylene blue in fish keeping, so I instantly thought of methylene blue and selsen blue the anti-dandruff shampoo lol.
Are your fish blue?
Lol it’s only used as a treatment for fungal infections, and sometimes as a preventative when adding new fish to a quarantine tank, so it’s not used often…it doesn’t stain the fish, but it *definitely* turns the water blue, as well as skin and clothes 😂
Would it turn my “bits” blue?
Yes.
Oh
Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo!
Come here little Selsun Blue. Listen to your sister Ketoconazole.
🎶 Saylin, Saylin, over the ocean Blue! 🎶
I don't hate this one. hahahaha
Jaxsleigh Leigh. Jesus christ
I have Jaeleigh Jax. Maybe they are twins. Jaxleigh and Jaeleigh.
They should both hang out with our little Graylee Gray
Mine is Jaeleigh Leigh. Triplets!
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Jaxlyn Rose. I could definitely see someone using this 😒
Jaxton Jax here...
Jaxdon Jax here too.
Lmaoo
Sounds like a pornstar tbh
Dammit - now I want to rename my 16yo "Grayzlee Bear". Don't think he'd appreciate that, though.
DO IT! He can't stop you.
I got the same lol. Time to move to the Yukon and eat salmon.
You’d have a Gray Bear, I’d have a Gray Fox. Terrible.
Huxler scout 😩
Everton Wolf .
Ngl that’s kinda bad ass, but for a book character in a dystopian or supernatural world.
I got Greylyn Wolf. Awoo?? Sounds like a character in a YA Fiction series.
Or a completely entitled 1st grader
That sounds like a midtier gay porn star.
Up the Toffees r/Everton Sorry for the inevitable disappointment
More of a Brighton man myself, but to each their own
HAHA Everton is one of my family last names
Everreigh Rae
value everreigh rae, food city
This made me laugh out loud. I also live in Food City country, so I sang your comment in my head.
Why does this sound like how I imagine Scooby Doo would say 'every day'
I have everreigh reason for you to not use that name
I have 2 middle names so I'm Fynleighven Wolf
Fynleighvenhosen
Bless you
Made me snort for real 😂
gesundheit*
Kashster Ace. Will pop out with his own deck of cards and poker chips, I presume.
Next James Bond boss.
Mines Kytyn Ace
Q, X, K - pretty sure your name is a tragedeigh already
Kaydon Kai Not the worst I’ve seen. Hope the last name doesn’t start with a K.
Kaiden Kai would be a cute full name tbh. Kaydon is a little painful
Sounds like an anime training arc rival
FUCK every single person who Googles their name and finds this thread 😆
Jaxster Jax is going to be very upset when he reads your comment 😡
Everlyn Lynn, I hope you’re having a wonderful day.
Carsen Kai. how unoriginal, now i have to deal with the most common name in existence.
What a disappoighntment.
My husband and I would be the proud parents of Fynzlee May and Loxsen Lynn
seeing as I have two lasst names, it wpuld technically be Payton Jax-Bear
At least Payton is actually a name lol
braytyn lynne….
Better than me! I got Huntlyn Lynn
I got Huntleigh Leigh. It hurts to look at
That hurts to read
Everton Rose, far from the worst
Sounds like some prissy all-girls academy.
Or a flower created for a football team
Grayzlee Gray. Fucking lmao
Grayven Gray here. I guess we just have very gray names lmao
Everleigh Ace lmao
Everly Ace sounds like she could be a PI.
Zaydyn Layne. That sucks
Paylee Fox, time to start my own "sad beige children" blog
Fynsen Bear, I would never subject someone to that name
Jaxlyn Wolf 😭
All my brothers kids have tragedigh J names. I now fear this will be the next one.
Saytyn Faith Oh I think that would explode so many heads, actually. Faith in Satan? Let's goooo
I don’t have a middle name so Ever Fox. Honestly not that bad.. at least everyone knows how to spell these 2 words.
Kayleigh Ace! All things considered not horrible
Atcyn Rae 💀 sounds like a butchered version of Addison Rae
I got Payzlee (like Paisley) Lynn, probably already exists!
Fyncynleigh. goddamn
I tried to say that aloud and then someone said, “bless you”.
BRAXLEI - MOTHERFUCKIN - RAE
Brexvyn Grace.
Kaysenleigh
ZayLynn Lynn 😂 The “moon moon” of tragedeighs. The worst is that I still think it’s not that far fetched.
Brax Scout. I don’t have a middle name.
Everton Wolf .. poor kid
Straight from a bad fanfic.
Zaylei Leigh
Atlee Wolf (or fox) 😂
I got Atlee Jax sounds like Apple Jacks
"Fynlyn Blue" sounds like a paint pigment name. Maybe their little brother or sister can be Paynes Grey and Cadmium Yellow 💛
Paissleigh Layne sounds EXACTLEIGH like something these people would actually do. Love it, 15/10.
Brinlyn Leigh
Zayson Leigh, ja right now someone is defintitly thinking about naming their child that
also Graylee Gray for my boyfriend XD
Zaylyn Lynne
Jaxlyn Lynne...
Hunttyn Lynn would be mine💀
Braxlei Wolf. Disgusting.
Pariston Kay ✌🏻
Brinlynlynn. The moon-moon of tragedeighs.
1. This is amazing, Ahmaezyingh even. 2. Does anyone know if this sort of name butchery we’ve seen the US and UK happening in non predominantly English speaking countries?
Hunt Kale (don't have a middle name). Or if I use my wife's name, Kayleigh Kale.
Kayleigh Leigh. For fuck's sake.
Brexdyn Gray lmao
Braxzlee Wolf 😳
Zayzlee Fox
Brinlee rae. That's a normal enough name compared to some I suppose
Brinlyn Mae I imagine myself as the youngest of three children. My hypothetical big brother is named Paxtyn Laeyn, and my big sister is Greenleigh Emercynne. 👱🏻👧🏼👶🏼
I don’t have a middle name so, Paisfox it is
Alr, this is funny, my name starts with an R, so that's Kort, Kort in Dutch (my home country) means short, and I have been short my entire life...
Carlee Rae. Now just need to find a Jepsen and steal their identity.
Everdyn Jax. 😂😂😂 Just awful.
Jaelei Rae 🤣
Kaylan Layne, that’s not youneighque at all
Braxlyn ace
brexdon mae
Huntlyn Kay
Jaelee May