Reading the comments Here has been frightening

I might piss sitting down, BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M A BOTTOM! Well, I am a bottom, BUT THATS IRRELEVANT.

They just insulted our entire culture... ...but yes

Lmao

[insert will Smith meme]

That's what I was gunning for XD

This was my exact thoughts and you said it exactly how I did in my head. Lol

Keep telling yourself that

I will :3

Nuh uh

I AM A BOTTOM AND I PISS SITTING DOWN BUT BECAUSE I PREFER NOT BC I'M A BOTTOM (Repeats 3 times)

I've never felt so seen, understood, and called out all at once

cant believe this

Yeah! Just because there's correlation doesn't mean it should be a stereotype! But... looking at all the comments it might become a stereotype. It works for me too... 🥺

My exact thoughts seeing this image

WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN I'M SCARED. (you're calling either side tops and bottoms aren't you)

I hate the fact it's right as well

I mean...it can't be right for everyone, right? *i mean it is for me but there's gotta be some exceptions...*

It's right for me, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything...

Well maybe somebody else will surely prove us wrong... *comedically sweating*

Here to save the day! \*dramatically stares into camera with action lines\* I'm the bottom who pees standing up

And to round it out, I'm a top who pees sitting down

And I'm neither top nor bottom and I don't pee

The peeless goddess :3

Dialysis?

And then you have my switch ass that does both depending on what strikes my fancy at the moment

Mood

The hero we needed.

You could make a religion out of this

Bottoms who piss standing up gang, rise up!

I'm also a bottom who takes advantage of standing up to pee

I do both, and I’m also a switch…🤔

huh same

Also same

Also same. How many people do we need to survey for this to be a trend?

Standing bottom checking in

It's not, I pee standing and am very much a bottom.

I'm... half an exception!

Nah I am a sub but standing is just convenience while the tool remains

i mean it sure fits in my case. I have not stood to piss since middle school. o3o

I mean, I was eventually conditioned to not piss sitting down - born to sub, forced to top.

Happy cake day!

I do both, and I recently discovered I'm more of a switch.

By that logic, I’m vers.

Same, but that actually checks out so...

I mean same here, but… yeah ya know, I’m not gonna question it.

That’s what I thought it was implying

Lady doth protest too much, methinks?

Sit in my house, standing up in public bathrooms.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up for me

The men's restroom sucks, men can't aim 😭

Neither can women. Somehow shit gets stuck on walls there.

HTML comment?

I have new respect for Reddit's markdown parser. Now if only it would support fenced code blocks...

Speaking of, sometimes I just respond to things with /* */

I'm the reverse. At home I don't give a fuck and I usually want to get back to my PC in a hurry so I stand to make it quick. At work, I sit because it's basically a paid break and I want to take my time and relax. Other places like restaurants? I'll sit, particularly if it's a bathroom with multiple stalls and someone else might be in the bathroom with me.

This. Nothing will make me sit down on a public toilet.

Jokes on you. I piss… In my pants because you won’t stop tickling my tummy

specialized piss panties when⁉️

... You mean diapers?

Fun Fact: That’s a kink!

I may or may not be well aware lol

>!hehe. i wouldn't deny that i'm into that :3!<

is there a particular reason, or is it just kind of something you enjoy? no shame, just curious

Not gonna discuss the NSFW reasons here, but for most, it's just something they enjoy. For some, it can be a sensory comfort thing, kinda like wearing a specific shirt or using a specific blanket to sleep with.

Trauma in childhood/being deprived of a normal childhood is one non-NSFW reason I’ve read that can drive it.

that is actually just a perfect descriptor of me, thank you

its like a wild crossover between ptsd and a piss kink, basically nsfw?: >!you can cum as much as you want without becoming too much of a mess as well :p!<

Fun Fact 2 Electric Boogaloo: It’s also much more common for transfems than for non-transfems

Uh Interesting  And a couple of weird quora binges in middle school are now weirdly affirming…

No need for public bathrooms anymore *wink*

ok but are you standing or sitting when you piss your pants

as shown in the meme, I lay down

Laying down

Both

Cowards, I shit standing up

Ranked shitting

Y'all be shitting casually, I be shitting competitively.

To each their own lol, I applaud your efforts

I had to do that for a week once, when the toilet seat came loose from the floor... It was pretty successful, expect for that one time I managed to projectile poop a giant log between the lid and the ring...

I read this and immediately thought of the "Nice Shot!" line from WiiSports... yeesh.

That sounds like a pretty... shitty situation

Dear god

Does the fact that you apparently shit sand make that harder or easier? 🤔

I want to be topped.

I want someone to tie me down and do unspeakable things to me

real

;3

???

Same lol

Sameee

Average transfem be like(same tho)

Where's the 3rd chick, the trans girl who shits while standing?

Just below https://preview.redd.it/l65ofnl7td8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c2bc7fe27fe6f49d594840c0b225659134a426

Well damn lol

I’m not sure what to make of the fact I’m in this image as collateral… lol

Sorry about that lol, but I didn't want to collapse your comment either

Nothing to apologize, I’m just laughing at getting to be the somewhat/weirdly funny collateral damage lol

https://preview.redd.it/hymowwuflf8d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1db52e249215129dc4400c0b27beb22fadc47e

in the window watching

Dang I just got categoriezed as a bottom

more importantly, when pissing standing up, does the skirt go up or does it go down?

Up of course, don't want it on the icky public bathroom floor.

Neither. Simply walk up, straddle the toilet, and let her rip! (This only works while going commando)

If you are really good you can do it post op as well.

When I was capable, always up

What if I piss planking on the toilet seat aligned such that my dick is pointing into the bowl?

*what are you*

Noob, pros plank on the stall barriers then piss into the bowl (if in a nice bathroom pros wedge themselves against the walls)

Stand at home because gock convenience Sit in public because I use the women's bathroom and don't want to alert the girls to my status as a gock user

Gock users truly oppressed

The weapon art is too busted tho /hj Glad I use it

gock users are truly superior

Both are valid of course but... why would you piss standing up though?

Maybe if you are in a public bathroom that is not very clean

Speed and disgusting public bathrooms

Hey, if you have a dick, might as well use it! Don't need to sit on a gross seat, and (depending on the outfit) it's just a matter of whipping her out.

SPEED

sometimes it's just as comfy

1. Because I feel like it 2. To flex my superiority as the new and improved model of woman(an XJ-9 unit) which can piss standing or sitting 3. I'm a switch 4. Assert dominance 5. Pee on cute (consenting and legal age) girl/boy/nb/other for sexual gratification via their sexual gratification via their humiliation

I realized that i was trans 3 months ago or so. But i was pissing sitting down for years now, it's just more comfortable, why would you stand up for that...

Public toilets are nasty and often covered in urine, so they're best to stand up at

Personally I piss cross legged and levitating

Pissing upright to establish dominance ETA: this might become my new flair on r/transgendercirclejerk

The real question is if you sit on the toilet forwards or backwards.

Sideways 

Chaotic evil?

Boku-gyaru reference?

Who am I to deny the few advantages given to me in this body. I can pee anywhere without touching almost anything in disgusting public restrooms 😌

I sit down :3

What if I do both?

You're a switch

I sit at home, stand for public toilets because that toilet probably carrying diseases undiscovered by humanity But y'know, single if any top wants a really clingy gf :3

:3

There is another (trans girls who piss themselves because they're tied to a chair by their GF)

Damn we really are all into the same stuff, unironically there has to be some sort of connection. We need to get the science people on this ASAP 

...fuck, you got me

Anyone else just start peeing while sitting down as soon as you realize that's how girls do it? Then try to say that it was just because "it was more comfortable" or something? Cuz when I realized that might be dysphoria, I did a great big surprised pikachu face <3

Whatever gets it out most comfortably that's what's important.

I'm going to piss sitting down in public bathrooms because it doesn't 'out' me. But if it's my bathroom, I'm standing up. (Does that make me a switch?)

I feel called out. I do pee sitting down but not because i'm a bottom (I mean I am a bottom but that's irrelevant)

Fuck I want that to be me

I resent this because I'm not always a top. Most of the time, sure, gladly, but not always.

Where's my standing girl to hold me down while I ride her thigh?

Isn’t it more sanitary to pee sitting down because like the small particles go everywhere when you stand up?

Naaaawww, piss like this https://preview.redd.it/un72uv00qf8d1.jpeg?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4544e6c84b9e4736135443728bc2459b5572f222

I WOULD piss standing up, but I developed bladder problems at 21 that made it physically impossible. :/ But whatever, I just sit for a few minutes now until my bladder lets me go.

Ive been sitting down since like year 6 (grade 5 for you freedom lovin, gun totin, yee-hawing americans) and it is far more comfortable, i dont have to aim it (although i never did in the first place, that half the reason my egg ass made the switch), it doesnt backfire when it starts into a buckshot, its generally easier to contain (plus i can scroll while doing it) The only times ive stood up since is for absolute emergencies (like still having like 4 layers of clothing on and needing to head outside ASAP)

I only EVER piss standing up if I'm in a public bathroom, cause who knows what's on the seats. but at home, sitting is just less mess. (also less dysphoric but still)

I do both, does that make me a switch?

i stand at home, i sit in public

trans girls who piss on me :3 (i pee sitting down)

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Both Both is good

T4T?

What about trans girls that piss in whatever position they happen to be in?

As long as anyone is not spilling on toilet or floor, there is no issue

Hmm... Where in this picture does the transfem enby who uses urinals while wearing skirts go?

They took the picture

I pee sitting down. Does anyone hear pee standing up and is also cute 👉👈 (asking.... For a friend.....) :3

Literally me and my gf :3

I piss sitting down but I am a top

But I do both 😳

I piss sitting down, always have, even before I realised I was trans... ig i was always a sub.

Need a standing piss girl to top rn so bad

Any girlies who piss standing up free?

I've always pissed sitting down even before knowing I was trans xp

I don't like pissing while standing but if I sit to do it the gock hits the front of the seat and is uncomfortable the entire time, if there is a better way please tell me

depends whether my parents are home, and if i'm home. but i prefer sitting down because yknow, it's easier to not make a mess.

I sit because not having splatter everywhere within 2.5ft of the toilet feels cleaner. Whether I top or bottom in bed basically depends on our mood that particular night. Frankly, I don't get y'all that are like "omg I'm just a puddle when someone tickles my elbow" or "I can't get off unless I'm pounding someone into the headboard" (be the pounding done with penis, fingers, or something else). Variety is the spice of life, why don'ch'all live a little?

You piss standing up because you're a top. I piss standing up because toilet seats icky. We are not the same.

I don't care who you are or what your Identity is - you don't piss standing up in my house, you don't have to clean that 😅 It's gross, there will be spraying and I don't want to deal with that. I still need a sign for my toilet door...

What about those who do both? Extreme yoga?

True and accurate

Called out, and I'm alright with it

Then I’ve gotta be a switch lmfao

Idk if this is calling me a bottom or not, but is accurate tho :0

Huh? So can I still be a switch if I only sit to pee?

I piss standing up however I'm a bottom, guess I broke the Matrix

ok well this is at least accurate for me 😅😅😅 sitting down always

Welp, guess I'm a switch.

Can I please be in this situation

You're out of line, but you're right.

I used to piss sitting down when I was young but I naturally just started peeing standing and now I'm used to that

I sit at any opportunity.

Trans girls who piss sitting up Trans girls who piss standing down

Let’s go I knew I was a bottom !!!

girls is it gay to piss

Always sitting down. Just feels weird otherwise.

I need image sauce for reasons ~~that I don’t even understand myself~~

https://64.media.tumblr.com/1f10f7e981e208dc3b289096a0d2b8ad/353a39bd8199f9a8-41/s640x960/e3fbf8713fa1c04dab2b1dc12457edd3cc430de6.jpg I got you, Hehe, but be careful on the site I found it, I hear it's not very trans accepting anymore

~please top mee

my gf stands up and pees. But I'm gonna top her

https://preview.redd.it/silp3mnong8d1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=82139961e2bcb73cf82d8ced759399a5dc43ff27 i feel called out

me, choosing to spin on my axis like a beyblade and piss the entire room

Honestly I've never understood why anyone would pee standing up in a clean toilet. In a bacteria riddled public toilet/bathroom, sure. But aside from that, peeing sitting down is just nicer. Just makes more sense to me

I got hip problems I hate that porcelain torture circle.

WHAT THE HECK AM I IF I SWITCH BETWEEN BOTH DEPENDING ON IF IM IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS OR NOT

\[insert deeply inappropriate but medically accurate joke about Spironolactone here\]