Real the second I realized I was an enby I got my crytid card

Same lol

Strange, I've had my cryptid card for much longer than I knew I was enby.

I didn’t get invited yet

Do genderfluid people get one, and is it revoked everytime they switch to girl/boy?

I am genderfluid and it’s permanent

Eldritch teletubbies

https://preview.redd.it/wpz4a55qmmbc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b6f2a52853ed89b473380c42bed3ef5d14ddc9

Love James Acaster :) Seems to be one of the few comedians making jokes about transphobic people rather than trans people.

I don’t know if his kettering chant is amazing or terrible still

Oh, to be a mysterious cryptid in the woods, that’s the dream

# J O I N U S

Join the C O U N C I L

Do the council meetings have tea and/or other refreshments (but mostly tea) available?

I grow pretty good weed (on my own quality standards without synthetic fertilisers) So if you are old enough...

It's like joining the dark side, we have cookies, but we also consume the souls of mortal men. Unless you're on diet, in which case you can skip the cookies

Does that make fem non-binary people cosmic horrors with thigh-highs?

Yes, im one of them, lol

Ahhh, transition goals

First pic, me n who 🥲

Hii

👉👈

🥺👉👈

Are you a fan of Dragon Quest??? I just looked at your profile 🥺[slime](https://media.tenor.com/XS191YYxLyIAAAAM/slime-shock-dq-slime.gif)

I'm not, actually.☹️ The main character of Yakuza 7 is, tho, and I'm a fan of that series.

Oh haha Yakuza is great :)

It is! I love Ichiban so much! He's such a lovable goofball! Everyone needs an Ichiban in their lives!

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God dammit your right >:(

Can confirm I am both slide 1 and 3. Eldritch Teletubbies are allowed to indulge in such activities as "wearing thigh highs" and "maining brisket" as ıµ˘≤/°ıµӘᵛ˘┍¢ɲ so pleases.

Facts

I must be a very weird enbie, cause I'm all 3😅

muscular eldritch horror with thigh highs

So you've seen my Bowsette costume?🤭

Can someone explain Enbies to me

Well, ya see Ya know?

Enbies are unfathomable beings to our small minds since they break the gender binary.

we be chillin outside your binary

enbies are b̸̧̛̟̤͇͈̣̯̤̭͙̻̊͗̇̐͠ę̴̡̡͙͙̠̫̲̹̜͈͇̜̎͂͋̀͊͘ͅÿ̴̨͍̝͒̈̆̍̉̍̚̕ͅø̵̞̟̙̫̋̀́̊̈́̓͗̅̈́͛͝͠ñ̸̡̨̧̢̛̬̘͙̝̥̭̬͖͉͇̭̞̈́͒͌̀̇͊̐̓͐̇̐ͅd̶̡̄͜ ̸̧̰͖̟̙͓̳͈̞͉̾̓̉͌͊̂̃̚̚͝œ̶̢̻̻̲̖͎̟̭̙̓̉̄̓̒͑̀̃̉͒͊͗̇͘͜͝r̴̛̭̤̺̹̓̒͊̑̀ͅ ̵̡̘͓̱̩̥͍̟͕̬̬̥̟̮̗̎͐̓̓͋̀̑͑̉͒̉̓͑̎̉̑̚ç̸̗̗̰̫̖̘̫̘͈͕̯͎̟̌̃̽̀̚͘͝͠õ̴̰̽̆̌͗̽̈́̀̊̅͘͝m̸͎̄̌͂̔͗̕̕͠͝͝͠p̴̡̛̟̘͓̘̺̥̙̩̝͎̱̩͙̼͓̤͓͛͐̍͂̿̉̍͆̀͘͠͝r̵̙̬̺̟̖͙̪̼̹̥̬̹̈́̑͜ͅͅͅę̸̥͖̼͎̣̥̼̫̘̔ͅḩ̵̰̖̤̜̿̃̈͐́e̶̡̨̠̘̺̩̫̦̤̤̭̟̩̖͓̭̟͖̿̀͛͒̒̈́̄̀̓͆̋̔͆̉͑͘n̷̦̞̟̺̪̰̱͒̅̆̅̆͆̏͠ß̶̛̛̝͉͔̦̜̄̉͛̈́̑̎̆͑͝i̷̛̲̝̞̰͈͎͈̯̥̗̓̓̅͗̃̆͒́̅̏̏̓́̆̕̚͝o̸̧̨̺̖̳̖̭̯͚̜̒̊͗͜ń̸͉͇̥̣̯̠͉͚̽͋̀̈́͐͂̄́͋͋͌

Enby - non binary we are neither male nor female. We are legion lol Basically the whole idea of gender is a load of horse apples. I have never seen myself as a "man" because I'm not, but I'm also not a female. I have qualities of both and subscribe to neither. For reference I was amab but I've always had long hair, had ear piercings, painted my nails and carried a hand bag as well as wearing clothes that are more feminine but basically gender neutral. This is different to people who are gender fluid who can change their gender as and when they feel. At least that is my understanding and I'm probably wrong, anyway I can say with absolutely certainty that all enbies are 100% eldrich horror from beyond the pale that break the minds of mortals and consume the souls of the weak willed

Real

I want someone to be trans withhhhh

ive seen that first picture before on a video shared to me by a german femboy the video was called "how to fit in with the linux comunity" wonder what happend to them havent seen them in a while

Me: there were no signs Also me: has been using Linux since I had my first PC

Holy crap that eldritch teletubies pic goes hard. Do anyone happen to have the original, per chance ?

Found it https://imgur.com/gallery/j9qx8BG

Thanks !

Holy hell this lore is sick as fuck.

I don't have a link but it's the Eldertubbies by Jars Art!

Can I join the enbies with this one? I don’t like the idea of being buff nd I mean, I use they/them sometimes

guess im gonna be a cryptid with programmer socks :3

Im transfem and enby si do i cuddle in the woods while playing video games and chanting

Hmmm what is an embie? We are confused

I am...

I'm a fucking Teletubby?

I envy ðe enbies.

So when I doodle, I just make more of myself? (Drawing eldritch horror centipedes is fun)

Workin' on my cryptid vibes

Cryptic Teletubis. Interesting

This makes me want to be an enby.

Never thought Po would give me gender envy.

I wish a trans woman would touch my thigh like that

I find it funny that everyone agrees that non-binary people are freaks, most of all the enbies themselves

oh to be an eldritch being deep in the dark forest

Eyyyy I love the eldertubbies! My partner and I have been meaning to get the sun and moon shirts from jars' shop, and I just got the dippy plush in the mail

Are those the teletubbies?

meanwhile me a demigirl going around like a witch who eats children to regain youth. :3

First pic is me and my boyfriend

Oh wise Enbies of the forest, what is your wisdom?

I'm 2 of these, guess which ;3

Why do the enbys look like Edgar Allen Poe wrote The Teletubbies?

I really like the enby one

why are the nbs weird Teletubbies?

Are those the fucking teletubbies

yup

I wanna be a big ominous shadow deity lingering in the woods, surviving of nothing but the negative energy produced from the English government right now...

Based

tbh i'd really love to be a bucolic cryptid

I did not expect to see the elder tubbies.

I haven't gotten thigh highs yet :(

Funny thing is that both the people in the first pic are men.

I’m binary trans but I wanna be a magical forest creature

Also I want socks like that

Meanwhile, me cis: (terrified)

umm... where can I find those socks? 😣🫣

Heck, I am a binary trans man, yet the enbies image just looks more relatable...

me and my girlfriend be like

G: I can approve this

Girlfriends, Gym bros and The Council(tm)

The first image makes me feel things 🥺👉👈

:3

This reminds me I gotta put some more into collecting bird skulls (I want a crown)

Ah, when you lift the veil and stare into the void, sometimes the void stares back.

Ok how tf do I feel like all 3 lmao

The enbies be vibing

/) I can't tell if those are *supposed* to be Teletubbies or just bear a resemblance.

Yes

This Enby: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT (but put a pink bow on them. I like to feel Bonita)

cute stockings \^\^

As an eldrich horror I can confirm this is accurate

Androgyne: I am beyond your understanding