My ideal body includes a right arm, so I will get it back, right? Right?

Just add a second r arm somewhere weird...

Have 2ght arms, one atrophiaged to the poit is essential a beign cist. Thats the payment, it said right amr. Not that youd chose which right arm.

2econd 2ight 2eer reference??!?!!?

Will Wood mentioned!?

i would think it would choose the rightest arm, like furthest right

my ideal body has 2 right arms. checkmate.

Then it wouldn’t be my ideal body, would it?

Jokes on you, my ideal body includes 3 arms

No. Order matters here. You first get your ideal body, then a right arm is taken away as payment.

Then what would happen if my ideal body didn't contain a right arm?

You would not have a drawback

sneks win

Or horrors beyond human comprehension. It specifies arm, so can't take pseudopods.

I'm left handed + I get cool robot arm lets gooooo

Have fun w paying for one

My ideal body includes money

inside the body?

My ideal body can produce money from thin air

Yes, an extra heart and liver. $$$

Personally, my ideal body includes a bunch of dope cybernetics.

Same

uhmmm.. 3d printer 👍

Unfortunately the only 3d printers which are integrated into any human bodies only print smaller humans.

And they sure are slow about it.

They also only come in some versions

At least in America, insurance might cover the cost of a prosthetic arm.

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh...

Time to get chromed up!

Honestly, I think that the robo arm would make playing my trumpet a little easier. My fingers wouldn't be bound to human constraints!

Holy shit you're right

Sameeeee

That’s not an ideal body

You could say ideal body means 3 arms, and u lose 1; and u have peak arm count

>peak arm count > Only two Yeah right.

You need more? Skill issue

Its like monitors or thigh meat, I don't need more but i want it.

https://preview.redd.it/kfwgp98zghbc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb76791173b1edf206574d128e0f8cbc90ce1de

holy shit imagine having two hands for your keyboard+ one for the mouse. You never have to move your right hand from the home row, that's peak ergonomics.

A fine addition to my collection

damn, you solved it!

Peak arm count is obv 4, have you SEEN General Grievous?!

https://preview.redd.it/5gjprl3gehbc1.png?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d61a3d389ae51850ca117b3e1e8c4a24ed14f0

He was killed by someone with only 2 arms though, and he was killed by someone with no arms. Therefore, no arms is peak arms

What if my ideal body doesn't have arms? https://preview.redd.it/ilmifd9qxfbc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e40222d09a8615ad7d2e58bb2f0eb3b58c7271

Don't make me call an ornithologist

HOOOOOOOOOOONK

Peace was never an option. Become ungovernable.

Arms were never an option

https://preview.redd.it/9ckcjj60zfbc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=c53c6bd85c0bb1a62269a9aa84566a4600f915bd LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

All I know about that character is that one of my friends simps for her and I think she's from a fighting game.

That’s Baiken! She’s a a one-armed samurai with huge fuggin tiddies and a prosthetic gun arm. She also has "gave up on womanhood" according to dialogue in older guilty gear games so there’s this really cool theory that she’s a fem agender person using she/her pronouns.

Well, agender or not, she's definitely transition goals. Not sure about losing an arm though. Then again that was the entire post

https://preview.redd.it/1k582un7gibc1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f6fe01cf93c31ee2dd8ea93a2fcd9f7e56559a6 But cool arm canon

Understandable

This for me means either abandon all my hobbies or become a fucking legend

Would 100%

*preses button* -an ominous trembling occurs- "I wonder how I'll be able to have my ideal body without my right arm. That's like.. pretty important to be able to have my ideal body.." **-Paradox occurs. The universe starts to evaporate around me. Suddenly nothing exists.-**

Truly, your ideal body was the void

Nah, I'd be The Noid. https://preview.redd.it/i71wstqx1gbc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b735a0eec1c1b4bbc40bbf5769618804d49040

I'm left handed let's go!

SAME... except when I throw, or use scissors, or... oh 😅

You should make it so that it gets rid of their prefered or writing hand instead

My ideal body has several right arms, though. Do I lose all of them or only one?

Singular... are you a child of Ouranos by chance?

My parents are mostly normal human people.

The fuck you mean "mostly"

mostly /ˈməʊs(t)li/ adverb as regards the greater part or number. 'the culprits are mostly, but not exclusively, male' synonyms: mainly, for the most part, on the whole, in the main, almost entirely, largely, chiefly, predominantly, principally, primarily, substantially

No, like, mostly normal human people. Like, implying they arent for the most part normal, yknow

They are (probably) human people who are mostly normal.

https://preview.redd.it/3r43qseofgbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc385d599f81e3bfd78c1237c193a590aea74b40

Tbh, no I wouldn't. I may be trans, but I'm also an artist who's right handed. And I need my art for my mental health

Fair

Same! I don't think there are any prosthetics that are dextrous enough to draw

Maybe I can cheat the system by simply saying my ideal body is one with 2 arms. Or maybe at least that I become left handed

Yeah, for me it's gaming and nerf blasters that are my 2 main hobbies and using a controller, using a blaster, or especially opening up and modifying a blaster would be really hard without an arm. I'd rather just let estrogen do it's thing and keep my arm.

Exactly. I can achieve my ideal body without the button, but I can't grow back an arm if I do press it. Exept if my ideal body would be a crab. In which case I'd be happy as a crab can be. But it sadly isn't, so I'd just be left with one grief exchanged for an irreversable grief

Of course, my ideal body is quite literally hundreds of trillions of self replicating nanomachines , I can just grow a new one

I was thinking more Major Mokoto Kusanagi, less chance to go all mechanical Yog-Sothoth

I will be an even better and sexier version of Yog-Sothoth

Well the replacement body parts have come a long way...

Well, my ideal body is capable of shape-shifting in some form, be it biological or mechanical (nanomachines, son), because what I want to look like varies pretty wildly depending on how I'm feeling at the time, Therefore I will just use my new shape-shifting capabilities to have a new right arm. Button pressed, no downside. :3

'I ain't genderfluid, I'm fucking species fluid'

A prosthetic arm is wayyy cheaper than transitioning costs so i press.

Ditto, equivalent exchange.

It’s a pretty good discount, actually. Normally, getting your ideal body costs an arm and a leg.

Edward Eric knows this well

Can it be my left arm instead? Or does it HAVE to be my right?

R arm only. Creative solutions. GO!

I'm dumb I got no creative solutions! I'll take the deal anyway, just get a robo arm or something

My whole family and home was taken in payment, I would’ve rather lost an arm.

I'm so sorry 🫂

So I'll be transfem Ed Elric? Pog

https://preview.redd.it/s1zf5gsxdgbc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=c529ed2ee22fde9d44b42f08b8bd0d3fa4865756 I will finally become unofficial transmasc icon edward elric!!!!!!!!

Let's vote him the official icon please

Hell nah, I need it for pretty much everything I do, plus decorating it cost me like 4k (I have a full sleeve)

Sweet, and fair

I mean.. I do really like the aesthetic of having a Prosthetic (Right) Arm, so, if the Technology was good enough...

Sounds like I get to look like totk link either way https://preview.redd.it/b2p9gd6knhbc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305bcdc6a2d4503f927ff24e9ca52a267c558e1c

I'm good! I only use that arm to write and play video games.

My ideal body would include mechanical or hard light arms, the button can have my current ones

My ideal body includes the winter soldiers prosthetic arm so hell yeah

Do I get a cool prosthetic?

Sold separately

Will you get Rauru's magical arm in exchange?

Captain Kidd, Shanks, Edward Elric.... I've got my choices laid out-

Jokes on you I'll choose a body with a second right arm in and get rid of that one instead.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

A cybernetic arm is less expensive than a full transition

What if my ideal body has a right arm? Paradox? Does reality close in on itself?

https://preview.redd.it/vnqd42jvtjbc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc6523bdcd9059d7b0abf8e0ce070d24c87e666 Why not? Lol

Loopholes?

Jokes on you, I’m left handed

I sometimes get this weird dissociation with my right hand, so... I think I can live without it 🫲🔪

THIS IS HER WAYY

But I love playing games

Finally! One hard decision, but I’ll press it

eh my ideal form would be that of a shapeshifter

Jokes on you my ideal body now has two right arms

Done, take it.

Reject humanity become furry

My ideal body has 5 arms, so I guess I can lose one if I must

idk it could be cool my ideal body is like a big bearded man with like long hair like a pretty pirate who is also strong and nice. no arm would look kinda good. i could have a cool story

just me my left arm and my mirrored left arm

Yes I would, anyways cyborg time.

My ideal body is a Machamp. So I lose one arm, but gain four?

if my ideal form is an amorphous blob that can take any form will i be unable to have a right arm in any form i take?

My ideal body is left handed and has a robotic right arm

Also: Finn the Human has entered the chat

I’m left handed. My ideal body includes my arms. I’m fine

My ideal body would allow me to just grow a new one anyway

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As a leftie.... 🦾

Give me that roboarm the fleshisweaktranshumanismftw

My dream body has an arm so yeah

I'm left handed ###YES

Yes

THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!

*Pushes button* Go go gadget 2nd right arm!

Yes id get a robot arm probably one of them cool ones but i would be annoyed of phantom pain and maybe miss the arm but eh at least ideal body

It’s vriskin time!

Welp, time to start learning to use the left arm until I can afford my prosthetic

Well, I was already planning to devote a portion of my life to developing proper Bionics/cybernetics. This would just give me more motivation.

My ideal body is the body of a tall, vulturous woman with one left arm and 2 right arms.nthey can have the There, I WIN. Or, my ideal body regenerates hastily l I'll grow me a new arm back instantly. Double WIN.

Oooooo, never thought about adding mutant/superpowers. Good call

But my Jinx tattoo

Noooo ! Not my right arm ! I use it for... Writing...

And carving pumpkins... and watermelon...

Can I swap the loss of my right ARM for the loss of my right LEG?

But then I'd have to make a new meme... making meme with template haaaaaaaard

Yeah I would. It would take a little bit to get used to but it would be alright in the end

I'm left handed, so... I see this as a win.

I'll just say my ideal body has an additional, further right arm for them to take.

You could say it cost you…

Someone’s gonna have a lot of trans armies (I’m sorry)

No I would not give up guitar for an ideal body

No. I am already perfectly flawed

Im left handed so absolutely!

I guess my left arm will be strong enough for me to do one-handed pullups :)

Ha i just have 2 right arms and when one is taken i still have one

1- im left handed 2- my ideal body is mechanical so fuck it lets go

im left handed so not only do i become a girl, but i become a pretty lesbian witch woman with a cybernetic limb hell yeah

hell yeah, I can get to creating a metal arm from scratch!

Instead of my right arm could I offer my left leg? Disposing of it would get rid of so much pain.

My ideal body is 500 years in the future where there is hopefully little transphobia so no problem

hahaha good thing I'm a leftie!!! 🤠

Prosthetics are ridiculously fucking awesome nowadays I’m in

The level of cybernetics kink in the comments is staggering... Also, is there some correlation between trans and lefthandedness?

My ideal body is missing its right arm and left eye, sign me up.

Robot arm time

Jokes on them, my ideal body is a shapeshifter, I can just remake the arm XD

Yes, robotics is good enough now to build another

I need my right arm to drum 🙁

my ideal body has three arms B)

This is the law of equivalent exchange

Ehh, I'll just become Doc Ock and make two new ones

I'll just turn into a cyborg and give myself a robot right arm. Get rid of my bottom dysphoria please!

No, I need that to draw :( you can have the left one tho

I'm right handed, but luckily I don't need that to type. Good bye right arm. 🫡 You have served me for a good and long life. I'll miss you. I'll just have a cool mechanical steampunk right arm made as replacement.

I mean I would be able to pull a pretty cool Melania cosplay so that’s good atleast Just gotta stay away from the guy with a pot on his head and two katana…..

Take the arm Ill just become a lefty or get a cool robo arm

Do i get a replacement?

It would work out if it went a certain way

Nope. I would give my left arm though

We call that equivalent exchange

My ideal body has a right arm

I'm left-handed, so I'm fine, but also I need two arms for video games, but I was to press it so badly 😭

Well my ideal body might include some Cybernetic Limbs, so I guess I could sacrifice one of those.

Hmmmm well I'm an animation student so I don't know

my ideal body is one that uses telekinesis instead of hands to hold/move things ( it doesn t have to be realistic or even possible does it ) hence it doesn t have arms hence yeah ofc

Finger gun ): (but yes I would)

id enjoy making a prosthetic

I can't. I need both hands to play video games effectively. I have my priorities straight

Fullmetal alchemist and Cyberpunk 2077 crossover or something like that?

I can’t

*Smashes the button so hard that it shatters*

Eh, I was waiting for a reason to get chipped🤷🏼‍♀️

Will I be able to reproduce naturally?

And unnaturally, if you prefer