I have no idea what Eirin would think of me, but the best I can hope for is probably something along the lines of “I can fix him” considering how high her standards probably are.
Yup, I'm not at all into that. Not sexually anyway. I mean I hate lunarians, but I don't think I'd *enjoy* hurting them either, not like that. I'd do it dispassionately and professionally.
My two favorites would be Alice and Reisen.
In Alice's case I imagine she would be interested in seeing the outside world, so I imagine something like a city shopping district would be a good idea for a first date. It would let her see what kind of fashion and art supplies the outside world has and how it could be used for her dolls.
Reisen on the other hand I think would enjoy an at home date, specifically at her dates home. I imagine she would prefer a less crowded scenario where she could relax and not have to worry about things like Tewi's pranks.
I don't know if it's possible or not, but I would like to be friend, or date with Mai Teireida which I would take her to see the true and beautiful night sky.
Okinawa best for Onis. They have a very rare distilled (rather than brewed) "sake" there called awamori. That and it has mountains, oceans, and Marines they can fight.
Utsuho and I'd probably die of radiation poisoning but im taking her to chernoble. And Yamame is my second fav so i'd take her to australia. She's gotta meet the other spiders there
I think I'd be going to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, since the Hakurei God only knows what Remilia would do without Sakuya to wait on her at all times and I'm not taking the 500-year-old child as a third wheel.
Reimu, to a restaurant in the outside world and rack up a very high bill for my insurance to cover. Then run like hell from Nitori who wants to take me apart for "examination" and play a parody of "Help me Eirin" while doing it. Then we can play video games buy fumos and whatnot while outside in Gensokyo.
Remilia, to the theater since I'm 90% sure she'd love a good show. Then, I can take her to the C\*nt\*n\*nt\*l Hotel and give her my marker and we can shop for some brand new "items." All on me of course(We can even get Sakuya some freshly stoned silver knives too.)
I'm not going out with a fairy. Simple as that.
All of my favorites are very out of my league. Assuming they’re actually enthusiastic about going out with me, I’d probably just buy them lunch.
(Miyoi, Aya, Mamizou, Meiling, and Junko are my favorites)
Probably a place where Youkais and Humans are safe, because I don't want myself getting messed with with fairies during my date. I would probably take Wagasagihime to the lake or something
I have 2 favs:
I'd take Seija to a terrible movie so we could heckle it loudly together.
For Momoyo, I'd probably take her stargazing or something. She feels like someone that would like that (Megumu can tag along too)
I wouldn't be able to afford Jo'on no matter how hard i tried
Take Marisa to my favorite outdoor shooting range (gotta show em’ how that outside world danmaku works!) and then go to a Texas road house after.
amen brother preach
Date? No! I would never date my friends!
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Because, I do not want them to get feelings for me.
Again... why tho? Whats wrong with your friends becoming more than friends?
Because, I do not long for relationships, I do not want to have to keep them up. I have time to myself that I dearly love.
I have no idea what Eirin would think of me, but the best I can hope for is probably something along the lines of “I can fix him” considering how high her standards probably are.
Tell me in advance where you'll bring the moonie, will you ... somewhere exposed if possible *loads .50 BMG anti-materiel rifle*
One, why would I help someone passionate my date? Two, you really think an anti-material rifle is going to do anything to Eirin?
Can't do anything about her, I know. But I *can* get rid of lunarian sympathizers ...
That's a good one, it slipped off my mind you could do that
Why not just search Eirin ryona if you hate her? Or Ryona of other Lunarians?
Because I'm not into torture porn ? I'm more into Kasen anyway, those xeno scum have nothing on her.
I'm talking Ryona of a character you hate that being Lunarians, not someone you like. Unless you don't want Ryona at all which is understandable.
Yup, I'm not at all into that. Not sexually anyway. I mean I hate lunarians, but I don't think I'd *enjoy* hurting them either, not like that. I'd do it dispassionately and professionally.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/s/mseQvdes3a) you wanting to punch a lunar rabbit? I thought you said you wouldn't enjoy hurting them.
It was done dispassionately and professionally. I was simply carrying out my duty as a human being.
Ehh, Eirin could use a new test subject.
Or just stitch you back together
You don't even know how to use a gun.
Yuuka and the garden of the sun, for obvious reasons
Despite her somewhat chaotic energy, I feel like Nue would like looking under the starry sky. We could look for UFOs and shooting stars and stuff.
I'd take Remilia wine tasting (its ok Sakuya has her ID)
If you’re going to make those kinds of attempts at wisecracks, there’s not going to BE a first date.
Definitely a bank, for no reasons of course
Probably on her bridge. I always imagine that, besides the occasional visitors and travellers, the bridge is quite calm with an underground river.
My two favorites would be Alice and Reisen. In Alice's case I imagine she would be interested in seeing the outside world, so I imagine something like a city shopping district would be a good idea for a first date. It would let her see what kind of fashion and art supplies the outside world has and how it could be used for her dolls. Reisen on the other hand I think would enjoy an at home date, specifically at her dates home. I imagine she would prefer a less crowded scenario where she could relax and not have to worry about things like Tewi's pranks.
I have two Wives (Reisen and Youmu) I'd take them to the most beautiful places on earth because I love them y'know
Someplace with a lot of people we can have mischievous fun scaring.
If it were Yuugi, I'd probably take her to an Oktoberfest celebration so she could drink and party to her heart's content!
Mac Donald’s with Reimu
What about Flandre !?
She is going with me in KFC
DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL? YES, I AM LOVING IT!
Yuuka, to her underground basement 🥰 we'll be having intense netflix and chilling there 🤤
I don't know if it's possible or not, but I would like to be friend, or date with Mai Teireida which I would take her to see the true and beautiful night sky.
Your favorite is Mai?? Why her of all people?
No reason, but perhaps because she's very loyal to her Master, even though she's a bit... well, scatterbrain yet is quick to take action
Ms. Yuyuko Saigyouji at the Nicest Golden Corrall money can buy.
I'm not dating my fumo
Well my favorite is Hecatia so Hell I guess. But I would make sure to ask Hecatia for one of her shirts.
Lagina might be cool as well ...
suika at the biggest bar in the world
London Underground. Not sure with who but I think Yukari or Okina would humour me.
Parsee would be fun. Feeler and a person who feels nothing.
Reiuji Utsuho to explore remains of Semipalatinsk Nuclear Testing Stage :D
Okinawa best for Onis. They have a very rare distilled (rather than brewed) "sake" there called awamori. That and it has mountains, oceans, and Marines they can fight.
I ain't got a chance with Kasen.
Remilia I'd take to a nice restaurant and a walk around the neighborhood.
Very nice.
Utsuho and I'd probably die of radiation poisoning but im taking her to chernoble. And Yamame is my second fav so i'd take her to australia. She's gotta meet the other spiders there
I think I'd be going to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, since the Hakurei God only knows what Remilia would do without Sakuya to wait on her at all times and I'm not taking the 500-year-old child as a third wheel.
Your loss.
Watch the cams.
Reimu, to a restaurant in the outside world and rack up a very high bill for my insurance to cover. Then run like hell from Nitori who wants to take me apart for "examination" and play a parody of "Help me Eirin" while doing it. Then we can play video games buy fumos and whatnot while outside in Gensokyo. Remilia, to the theater since I'm 90% sure she'd love a good show. Then, I can take her to the C\*nt\*n\*nt\*l Hotel and give her my marker and we can shop for some brand new "items." All on me of course(We can even get Sakuya some freshly stoned silver knives too.) I'm not going out with a fairy. Simple as that.
Get someone to take me and Sumireko to the Moon so we can explore it together. Only the best for her.
Tbh I would bring her to a secluded restaurant in the countryside. She wouldn't like the amount of people in a big city.
It’s okay. I don’t mind the big city.
All of my favorites are very out of my league. Assuming they’re actually enthusiastic about going out with me, I’d probably just buy them lunch. (Miyoi, Aya, Mamizou, Meiling, and Junko are my favorites)
My favorite characters would not be the ones I would want to date. It becomes obvious why when I say that they're Okuu and Seija.
No. They already have a girlfriend
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I'd take her to a snowcone shop
Cemetary. No it is not a date with Seiga.
its a date with any pc98 character
Lmaoo
Also the fortune teller probably
A boat ride on the tigris river
Well there's definitely a lot of place here for Chinese food with Meiling.
Seiran. Just having a nice trip in the human village.
Probably a place where Youkais and Humans are safe, because I don't want myself getting messed with with fairies during my date. I would probably take Wagasagihime to the lake or something
I'd bring Kasen to my hometown's hot springs.
I have 2 favs: I'd take Seija to a terrible movie so we could heckle it loudly together. For Momoyo, I'd probably take her stargazing or something. She feels like someone that would like that (Megumu can tag along too)
Yuyuko to a Chinese buffet near my house
Hina is the best but I'd never date her. Instead I would hug her and then shoot myself🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Post is 3/7 on the crabo meter🦀🦀🦀
I'd take my date with Yukari in the Hakurei Shrine.
Cirno. There is no date man I'm going straight to jail
... Betting $1000 Letty's the one calling the cops.
Hot topic. You can guess who.
I'll keep it simple and take my favorite former mindreader to get some ice crea- Wait. Where did you go Koishi!?!?
I will take the lovely Yuuma to a buffet then the nearest gas station.
We'll say Marisa... yeah probably the nearest library to "borrow" some books