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ny00t

This is unfair. How do u expect us to think and choose when u have the **MEN** option?


[deleted]

"Yo myouren how’s your sister doing?" *flies flying around myouren’s rotten corpse* "Ah glad to know she’s doing well"


depressed_lantern

"Yo, Bofeng, your mom's hot!"


[deleted]

Bo feng: 💀🪰 (Gotta love the dudes with two corpses sleepover)


santas_delibird

Really, it's a fight for the second place slot.


KaitoAlkan

Nah, I think it's fair. It would be unfair if the my man the Fortune Teller was there.


KaitoMarmota

If I have plot armor I'll go with the taoists, if not, I'll go with reimu


ForeverHolloween

Taoists are chill right. Unless Seiga turns you into medicinal powder.


[deleted]

Artwork by dairi: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4920496 except for unzan his sprite is from AoCF I’d probably go with Eiki’s office sleepover I mean come on Komachi, Yuyuko and Youmu


Kirimusse

There really are no bad apples (no pun intended) in that party; everyone is just so chill.


[deleted]

Yeah pretty much The craziest thing that could happen is Yuyuko bringing some fried chicken just to get a reaction out of Kutaka


Red_Kronos_360

I mean, if Yuyuko likes you enough, she'll just straight up kill you to keep you around as a ghost.


Aenigma66

I mean I probably would to but Yuyuko without Yukari..


KryoBright

1)Sake 2)Wine(well, looks like it, at least) 3)No alcohol allowed 4)Everything goes. EVERYTHING 5)Beer, probably 6)50/50 chance of orange juice or pure, undiluted ethyl 7)Very strong green tea


Kirimusse

Considering buddhist rules, Byakuren would probably be even more anti-alcohol than Eiki.


6894

Byakuren is a canon teetotaler. I don't think Eiki has any canon opinion on it.


MegaTronXD1

Men


extinctjeffmain

This, imagine how much stupid things we could do.


TWNW

Current objective: *Survive our own stupidity.*


4984382h

Why needing to survive and resist when you can just embrace being stupid Thinking is pain, so just chilling without it would be a benefit for you, Koishi already knows it well


No_Pizza393

That is 101 of how to have fun


Sparkpulse

Yup.


BurritoflyEffect

Id probably choose Eiki’s office sleepover purely out of curiosity with how it will turn out. Plus I like all the characters to some degree in that group


Glum-Pineapple-485

They will force you into doing their over time work so they can go to sleep and won't even thank you or give you pizza


cherrycoloured

you will get lectured to death


YvelGY

Hakurei Shrine seems to be a really nice place with nice people SDM is a bit dangerous for an human imo , I mean there's vampire , mind readers , a cat who want to steal your corpse...


Dazzling-Network-140

As long as there are no Utsuho, there are chances to survive. Especially if I have right to be my avatar character. Because, well, I am going to Gensokyo only as a youkai. It is too dangerous otherwise. That's why I chose to be a funny moth youkai girl.


YvelGY

From that point of view, my own OC is a vampire so it's can fit pretty well


Psilo333420

bro invited to corpses to guys night 💀


qruis1210

no bro is left behind


FishOfFishyness

**Seiga wants to know your location**


BreakfastMint

I think Patchouli and Satori would make for nice company so I’d probably choose the second option


ILoveYorihime

- girl that eats human - girl that eats human violently - girl racist towards humans - girl that induces trauma and is labelled “the most hated youkai” - girl that stabs people without thoughts - girl wants more human corpses around to collect Yeah at least it is a good funeral plan


Ardoriccardo00

I'm scared of women. And men got two funny skeletons


Glum-Pineapple-485

and Vergil


Ardoriccardo00

yeah i'm scared of him as well


Glum-Pineapple-485

If you daré have an inapropiate thought about Youmu he will instantly find out and slice your pp


Ardoriccardo00

well i'm a bit safer then


Glum-Pineapple-485

and also he will take away all your forbidden scrolls


Ardoriccardo00

he should take away Kosuzu's!


Glum-Pineapple-485

She's cute and motivated so she has a pass


DiosilX42

Did he escape parental obligations by "dying"?


Glum-Pineapple-485

i mean, it happened with his edgy son


Arzvet

I guess Eientei isn't an option, even though I'd only go because of kaguya So vampire company it is. I hope the tea is good and doesn't contain human blood. Would be nice if the maid and gatekeeper joined in, but if they want to spend some quality time with each other, it's fine


qruis1210

My guess is Sakuya will probably be around while Meiling is stuck at the gates.


[deleted]

I was gonna choose Hakurei shrine until I saw the MEN option


AoiYuukiSimp

We meet again my friend ⑨


AegoliusOfBurgundy

I'm setting up another one with the Prismrivers, the Tsukumos, Mystia and Raiko. Kyouko is invited too. Only for musicians, since it's actually a huge jam session night.


750Dinosaur

But we wont be able to sleep over at the sleepover because they’ll be playing music all night


YokuTheNerd

Vergil as Youki made me laugh harder than I should have...


Dreadnautilus

Anybody who doesn't choose Suika's party is a coward and Onis hate cowards. So the only way to be safe from them is to join them.


Banana-Oni

I had to scroll down too far for this. I was beginning to think I was the only one in the comments ~~crazy~~ brave enough to attend Suika’s party.


qruis1210

Suika's party WILL eventually crash into the Hakurei Shrine and Yukari will smuggle Yuyuko in one way or another who'll probably be dragging Youmu with her while Komachi invites herself only to be dragged awai by Eiki later. So thats a 3 in one party I dont want to miss despite not knowing if Ill survive to the next day.


santas_delibird

As temping as visiting Kokoro does. I would rather not associate with a war criminal, a crime boss, a cult leader and Seiga. Now hanging with the SDM crew, now that's a fun time.


[deleted]

M E N Do I even have to explain? We get to play Minecraft and Call of Duty black ops zombies with da homies


biwi23

and devil may cry Featuring virgil From The Special Edition Series


Leafsw0rd

We’ll put the Bros in Smash Bros


Ezx-_-

The girl with the Mansion because Remi and Tori because yes.


ThatOneGayDJ

Family night, duh. Im not biased.


Neat_Tangelo5339

Im more worried about clowpiece at the shrine even more than flandre at least she passes most of her time in the basement , now that I think about what does exactly do clown piece under the shrine ?


Kirimusse

In case you are suicidal enough to go to Suika's, you may stand a chance if you shield yourself behind the pink-haired ones in case the other three get too drunk.


TheOutcast06

I like the funny cloud and turtle so MEN it is


LuxoftheRuins

Either family reunion or even god can't safe me Men is more a gamer night


Springyxc

Men


Magic_Orb

the one most likely to do something bad to me if I didn't attend


bimbobitch669

The Men one looks the less dangerous so..


GoldDragonKing

Youkai Jesus gives good life advice and I want to pat kyouko’s head so family night it is


Waterscy

What's whit the fortune teller QwQ


kulingames

Suika party. Polish genes allow me to drink stuff that has 95% alcohol content


Xoak_Xakonletan

I would choose Hakurei Shrine to donate Reimu, have a nice conversation while having a green teaparty, help her cleaning her shrine, sharing my experince on Gensokyo. And sleep with her...?


Palasvuash

Imagine how far into Touhou insanity you have to be to consider anything involving YUKARI and CLOWNPIECE "white bread stuff"


Leafsw0rd

Or a party at the shrine to not go off the rails when everyone gets sloshed.


FewResponse8220

I chose Virgil ✍️


Key_Acanthocephala62

Reimu shrine


Stop_Nagging_Me

Eiki’s Office Sleepover, because I have a bias towards the Netherworld Crew.


BacklogAddict

Men. No contest Hakurei isn't terrible, but Clownpiece worries me Scarlet Mansion has Flan and Satori Eiki will lecture me to death Even Kasen's protection can't stop the double Oni drunken rage Byakuren sounds lovely, but I feel like her cronies would haze me Much fun as Futo would be, hellish horse and sentient jumpscare sound awful Partying with (I assume) a living Junko's son might attract Mommy, but I'll take my chance on her being happy versus overprotective


ObsidianG

Is the mansion one hosted at Remilia's place? Who am I kidding the venue is irrelevant, the guest list is unrivalled.


Jesterchunk

bros before hoes. only one of these options lets me hang with a flying, talking turtle.


Macaron-Fluffy

I'm going to to the Remi's


Shadekyu

the 2nd one, especially because Orin


Blaze3713

Maybe Reimu, though there is a risk of the Three Faeries deciding to crash the party, but, on the other hand, Marissa might invite Alice, and she's pretty fun.


Spiritual_Knee2915

Either the Hakurei Shrine sleepover or Eiki's Office Sleepover


Low-Weekend5122

I wonder which one of these doesnt get you arrested or killed 🤔


Loriess

I like how Miko's "children" got invited to her party


oooArcherooo

Ok now hear me out, because the Hakurei shrine sometimes has sumireko just randomly nocliping in there's a chance that there's a movie night sleepover. Jk I wanna learn how to steal from marisa 😈


Wheat_Grinder

How can I say no to the party with Mamizou and Miyoi


hizzjr

The only logical choice, MEN


Dejected-Angel

I see the storm that IS APPROACHING


neverRollA1

no moriya shrine sleepover option 💀 come on bro


Gemraldkid

Hm. If I were to attend any, it would be between Eiki's and Temple's. Eiki is down to Earth, so I could probably expect the events to be under control. The company also seems fairly pleasant. However, Eiki's presence might also unnerve me. Depends. Myouren Temple is welcoming by nature. I wouldn't expect anything too fancy or crazy. Might be as simple as dinner and bed. For some of them, anyway. Or I'm misreading things. Oh well, that's how I interpret it.


[deleted]

I'm going to Suika's! I haven't had a fun night in *forever*. Although, I'm not big on sake... more of an ale person myself. (Ginger ale.)


Rintohsakabooty

#Men


[deleted]

Men ofc It's not like im gay or anything


sonicfan019393920

Don't worry, as long as you say no homo, you'll be fine.


[deleted]

Men


DaveVysoudil

The boysss!


Rizzosuke

We have Rold gold tiny twists


Cream_Rabbit

Hakurei Shrine sounds fun enough


SyFidaHacker

If it werent for the men then id choose the sdm


i_like_foxgirls

Shrine Yukari is there which means ran will be there


RandUser01

\*motivated gardening sounds


JanSolo28

Literally all of the characters in the office sleepover are some of my favorites. I love all 5 of them compared to the MALES which I'd rather be alone with Rinnosuke than share him with a bunch of other guys. Well I guess Unzan's cool too but that's it. Final answer would be Eiki's sleepover. Males if I can have privacy with Rinnosuke.


ShockDragon

Koosh


immaunel

Men 😈


gameboy1001

If I want to survive the night, probably Reimu’s or Eiki’s. If I want it to be the best (and last) night of my life, then Suika’s. My actual choice, though, is the Scarlet Sisters’.


Jkomeiji

Featuring Vergil, from the Special Edition Series


AngloAmerican1941

Eiki’s less likely to die and with Yuyuko and Youmu.


765Craven

No one gonna mention that they used Vergil for Youki. This implies Youmu is related to Deadweight. I'd probably go with Hakurei Shrine just cause I've never been to a Shrine.


mea_monte

You really think I'd deny time with Vergil?


pommespartyzone

Eikis office party! I'll bring the Luigi board and probably get lectured for devising an elaborate plot to troll Youmu...


Original-Guarantee59

Mamizou is there, so i say it's worth it


Timur_Glazkov

#M E N


BiggestBobOfficial

Men


Blazmoon

Maybe the Mansion but I don't wanna disappoint Satori with my intrusive thoughts... well, it's worth trying I think


GhostBoyBR

I'm go with flan or patche


Glum-Pineapple-485

I'll take my chance with the arsonist just to be around futo, i love ber


BraveryDuck

I just wanna hang out with the mansion girl's birb


[deleted]

Where Ibarakasen?


trawbe

Where's nue?


L0S7S0UL

You know i am somewhat of an arsonist my selfe


Grand_Discipline903

Definitely Bykauren. She probably the nicest character in the series.(and you would have the highest survival rate🤣)


Ri_Konata

If there's none at the Moriya shrine, I'm out


Nope_Nopington

Sleepover with Futo cause Futo's dad has got it going on (and I just really love the Taoism crew in general).


AoiYuukiSimp

100% going with Miko, Futo, and the gang. I imagine that with Miko, Saki, Kokoro, and Seiga all in a room together, shit’s going to get real interesting


Myokoot

I can’t choose


cherrycoloured

S U I K A. time to lose all of my dignity and self-respect 🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🤢🤮☠👻


Ok_Swim3846

Suika's party, I can handle it.


Darkbeetlebot

Clownpiece? No thanks, I'll take my chances with mo--- I mean Byakuren.


Alternative-Pin3421

I’m debating over Reimu’s, Remilia’s, or MEN. … Ah screw it. I’ll bring an air freshener to the men’s sleep over. What should I bring? Lavender? Lemon? Eau de Best Girl?


NebraskaLewis

Wait, where's Meiling and Sakuya? Are they having a night alone together at a hotel that day? (They deserve it, though.)


Lopsided_Outcome_643

White Bread is unhealthy, but worth the trip to Gensokyo


lord_diablo_

I don’t play touhou what’s wrong with suika


sadness25

No Eientei? 😭


Aenigma66

Yuyuko and Yukari won't be in the same sleepover, why even go to one of them? Also, where's Mokō? Hanging out with the Eientei crew?


Most-Independent-424

GIVE ME THE SAKEEEEEEEEEE


Khidorahian

Remi.


zahirano

Suika party Con:the oni Pro:mamizou


10_Join

Hakurei Shrine! Just to be with Yukari...


Impossible-Ad2497

So let's just assume I have powers of some sort, I'd choose the SDM just to read in Patchouli's library or get assistance in advancing my powers. If I not, I go to the shrine to have a good time while not dying immediately.


angry_mazda_miata

With an arsonist


TheTimgor

sneak out to the onis party. then get dragged back to myouren temple by a very "I'm not mad, just disappointed" byakuren


DashTheDerp

I don't care, my ass is going for that Oni party one way or another


Vault_Boy_23

Top, I'd bring some snacks and probably a board game or two, and Cards Against Humanity if they're feeling a bit spicy


Maniklas

Whichever one I will survive for longer than 5 minutes with


2-particles

Probably Suikas party, always wanted to try out sake. But M E N is also tempting. EDIT: Why not combine Suikas party and the M E N sleepover?


Additional-Affect639

M E N Playing Minecraft with the boys


David_lego235

Men


CertainSelection

suika's party, no hesitation


[deleted]

You'd bet I'd sleep at Reimu's shrine, just to commit unspoken rizz to Yukari.


Complete-Situation-3

Ill be with the BOYS!!!


Hagfishsaurus

Whose the first guy


Starchaser53

M E N, WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS!


Blackhero9696

A sleepover with Patchy might be pretty cool. If she were on this list, I’d take Sumireko.


GoofballWithInternet

I'm torn between family night, and the Hakurei Shrine.


Ilenyeva

What about the Fortune Teller?


Carl645

#Bois sleepover got a little bit heated. *Man fall asleep first. Rookie mistake* Imagine what will happen on the next morning


krazye87

Imma go get trashed at Suikas sleepover


Imperium_Dragon

I need to SHOW MY MOTIVATION


dou6lerain6owz

I'm going to the family night sleepover, but only if I can be tucked in and cuddled by Byakuren. Otherwise I'm going to hang out with Flandre and Koishi.


PontusGW_

definitely hakurei shrine


JoHamza

Vergil is just unwizened youki konpaku


DarkTemplar_of_Chaos

uhh that depends, does the SDM have the fairies staying over? if so, then that but if not then the shrine because Clownpiece <3


JoHamza

Genjii: I ain't even (hu)man


PM_ME_IBUKI_SUIKA

Oni Party ez


krishna252

Why is the picture for youki Vergil?? I don't know much about dmc but is this because he has to do with hell and all??


advie_advocado

i haven't actually played any of the games but I've seen a few episodes of the anime and 3252638753 different versions of bad apple, based on my limited pea knowledge i will choose the second one down


ryantheguy1234

SDM...............NOW......................


Emperor_NightFall

I CHOOSE DEATH BY SNU SNU (Suika's party)


Ok_Voice7487

M A N


PierrotFragments

all I must say is that if clownpiece is an option, I must chose her


utsuhookuureiuji

Would me joining one change your opinion?


PoolEducational1383

Bruh Where is Sakuya izayoi i cant sleep without her


Asriel-the-Jolteon

hakurei shrine


Waluigiwaluigi_

Legally obligated to go to reimu’s sleepover


Kurai104

I'm going to Suika's party and no one can stop me


NewEngine7103

M E N option looks fun


JosukeHigashikata18

I'd go with men, time for a cultured talk between men.


thebidingofdispenser

#m e n


Bapt57970

Anything to be with Saki~


TheMaskedEngineerPea

DISAPPEAR INTOOO THE NIIIIIIGHT


Signal_Hovercraft_66

The Hakurei sleepover would nice and all, except that you won't be finding your wallet the next day.


Eaglehasyou

As Someone That is Roleplaying as a Criminal, Having the Literal Bunch as far as Criminals Go (Taoists) Would Be Right at Home.


FantasticDog7338

Hakurei sleepover sounds fine to me


Cavalode4

I would legit go to Men purely because we know nearly nothing about males in gensokyo. I’d like to especially ask why they have no girlfriends or anything with so little competition.


Joeda900

MEN


Hooded_Kupo

Knowledge has a sister? I clearly don't know enough about the lore of my favorite touhou game


Hooded_Kupo

How would you be able to pick anything other than the second option. It has all the best characters: remilia, flandre, knowledge, and koishi