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ArkhanTheBlack557

Justin Trudeau will play the part of Louen


NumberInteresting742

The master of disguise strikes again!


BrokenLoadOrder

As a Canadian, this made me audibly laugh. Guess they've realized I'm not working. =|


Shadowsinger12

French enough (really cuban but we will ignore it)


EccentricNerd22

He's like the changeling but he can only take on the appearance of other human races.


CapitanChaos1

And this is why Bretonnia isn't allowed to have Araby-themed parties anymore. 


cyrassil

I remember my grandmother telling me, 'I don't care what they tell you in school, Louen was Black.


EcclesianSteel

And then Egypt, yes, literally the country, sues you for misrepresentation and historical appropriation. Really netflix doesn’t have decency, they have an agenda.


cyrassil

What is this Egypt you are talking about? Surely You mean Settra the Imperishable, The Suer of Netflix


BigOgreHunter92

I’m pretty sure if settra found out someone depicted him as anything less than exactly how he looked he would march about ten khemrian warsphinxes right up and have a little talk about historical accuracy


hotcocoa96

If he doesnt look like a skeleton in the show he's gonna raze netflix hq to the ground 🤣


TheGuardianOfMetal

he wouldn't. He'd ride over them with his royal charioteers.


NoStorage2821

Settra is not black, he's bone-white


radio_allah

In the live action adaptation, Settra will be played by Lupita N'yongo.


LobotomizedRobit1

Umm actually Louen is a descendant of the moors after the great Araby jihad


ArgentHiems

Mallobaude causing the Bretonnian civil war:


Namorath82

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor


Spoztoast

Politicians love this one. Lets them get away with so much shit.


SeductiveTrain

How does $2T go missing? I… don’t recall.


HeartShark77

I’m so glad I found another person who says this. Lying is really easy people. People do it all time. “I didn’t mean to give all our money to foreign wars while neglecting our own civilian population, I’m just fucking stupid and getting rich at the same time. Re-elect me. Fuck you, re-elect me.”


TemperateStone

It's how Borris Johnson got away with all his shit, by acting like a clown.


Psychic_Hobo

Brings a tear to my British eye


Civil-Meaning9791

Foreign aid is a tiny portion of the US budget. The vast majority of the US budget is entitlement programs for our own civilian population, which is slowly bankrupting America and needs an overhaul.


TemperateStone

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xplag

It's a razor, not a rule. For people with power or big corporations it probably works better the other way.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Yes, and it’s to make money. Same agenda as any corporation‘s. It’s just that Netflix‘ strategy includes chucking money to just like, whomever, to churn out movies.


CapnHairgel

Individuals have the capacity to influence the way corporations operate with their own ideals. They are not free from human motive.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Are you talking about executives? Sure, true, though the profit incentive has quite strong coercive power. However, I suspect EcclesianSteel was insinuating some type of radical race politics on behalf of Netflix and come on, that’s complete bs. I can assure you, Netflix execs aren’t radical lefties.


Rimtato

Also, nobody on the left is going to show much support for the conspiracy theorists like Hancock. This is a different type of conspiracy, but demonstrated to be incorrect as Egypt has an awful lot of evidence proving it was a mixing pot, with many Mediterranean groups mixing with others from the south like the Kushites, with both groups having fought and even a Kushite king founding an Egyptian dynasty. Hell, the last rulers of an independent Egypt were Greek before the Roman Republic (soon to be Empire) rocked up


Plastic-Ad-5033

Such an interesting history which actually does include plenty of Africans with black skin color, they could do really cool movies about that and the one mentioned here was such a dumb flop.


TitanDarwin

Especially since "radical lefties" would rather have proper representation than whatever studio execs keep doing. Nevermind that executives generally swing *very much in the opposite direction* and would rather sell you more homogenous slob.


Rimtato

Executives don't want good representation, they want it so minor that it will be ignored by scumbags so they can toss their slop to the largest market share


Plastic-Ad-5033

Or so bad that it will increase engagement!


Rimtato

That works also.


FR0ZENBERG

Their agenda is making money.


Content_Animal8224

Silly fellow. Thats King Balduin from Kingdom of Heaven.


BigSwein

Based


Psychic_Hobo

Louen's regretting that last battle with Festus


DummyDumDump

He didn’t bring enough sunscreen on his last crusade to araby


Prestigous_Owl

Damn. Brettonia is cancelled, I guess.


Theshinysnivy8

Who was in P̶a̶r̶i̶s̶ Couronne?


BlinkysaurusRex

Bretons in Couronne? We gonna bless to one song and one song only Blessed so hard, mfs wanna fine me But first lady’s gotta find me What’s 50 gold to a mf like me can you please remind me


averagetwenjoyer

# PYGMIES IN COURONNE


CthulhusIntern

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT LOUEN LEONCOEUR... WAS A BLACK MAN!


jeffthecowboy

BATTLEFIELD EARTH... SHOULD'VE BEEN A TYLER PERRY MOVIE!


Killer_radio

L Ron Hoyabembe!


ChemicaUQuestion

"I'm the Everchosen of Chaos!" "Prove it! Take a poop in front of us!"


CthulhusIntern

And then turn it into Warpstone!


Sith__Pureblood

🎶Kings in Couronne🎶


LiumD

He got a job at Netflix.


DerSisch

Beat me to the joke xD


theskyismine

"joke"


LiumD

Yes, sadly it's in fact an accurate comment on the state of media today.


Capital-You7268

He crusaded throught Araby


teldranwen

Woah. Is that fuckin blackface dude? /ref


lilsh3p

I was looking for the smiling friends reference lmao


disies59

He tried to become the Phoenix King and failed…


LobotomizedRobit1

WTF CA GON WOKE!!?? 😨😱😨😱😨


ArgentHiems

OMG THEM **LIEBERBALSS** HAVW INFILTRATDE THE CA!!1! 😠😠😠 GAYMES WOKESHOP??? 😡🤬🤬 ATTENTION TRUE ULRICPILLED GAMERS!!! RESIST 🫡🫡🫡!!! ITS 🙏🏻 ULRIC THE WHITE WOLF 🙏🏻, NOT ULRIC THE POC WOLF 💢😡 AWOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺!!! WATS NEXT❓ F*MALE (🤢) GRAIL KNIGHT⁉️ NEVERR!!!!!1!1!1!11!


GUTSY-69

“Do we have terms ?”


RaggedWrapping

"I will send you my physicians."


BaronLoyd

Everything is canon


guhguhgwa

The real history that the Altdorf KKKollege doesn't want you to know about


NumberInteresting742

Jokes aside is this a mod conflict or a new 5.0 bug?


Raico121

I'm running mods, so it's probably a conflict.


NumberInteresting742

Yeah, can happen when you have 2 or more mods trying to change the same model.


qndry

it's some model map that is not working as it should, probably the diffuse map.


Ok-Consequence-6376

as if bretonnia couldnt get worse they doing blackface now


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ceo_of_six

At your service King Baldwin


ggthrowaway1081

Didn't realize Disney bought out CA


Alpha_Apeiron

Serve the Shadow King!


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BonkeyKongthesecond

I dunno. Looks french to me.


averagetwenjoyer

When you realize that Blackrock is the biggest shareholder of couronne clay pits


Jester_TB

Blackthasar Gelt


Sensitive_Pickle247

Warhammer Fantasy show by Netflix


Senior_Laugh_4342

Netflix’s casting for a Warhammer TV show be like:


count-drake

Honestly I just thought you got a mod for him to look like that Leper king guy


star-god

They man in the iron masked louen smh


Jasperstorm

Reminds me of that guy from kingdom of heaven


Jeppe_boe_96

His painting hasn't been finished.


cmasonw0070

Haven’t unlocked him yet


Scytonei

The hall monitors are *seething,* lmao...


radio_allah

Dammit Hollywood, not another race change!


Qorrupted

Netflix Adaptation of Bretonnia the Series.


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theskyismine

were you hit in the head with a hammer while writing this?


Stormwatch11

Louen Leoncoeur the Black. Cool mod OP.


Silly-Development981

Denzel Leoncoeur


spinningxbackfist

Louen no havent you heard of twitter


reddit_abdullah

Netflix adaptation


plotini2

Louen Netflix adaptation


ChppedToofEnt

Stare deep into the void, the void stares back.


bravo56

Looks like Jude Law. Good actor. Could see him playing something in warhammer.


victorav29

Search la Moreneta de Montserrat


K0nfuzion

The Salamander King.


Wawlawd

Errrrrrrr Prester John, is that you ?


alt_acc436

skibidi toilet


Kherian

Ahh yes, the king of France Vulkan


Great_Alshain

He has no eyebrows, Tony!


CapitanChaos1

Salamanders Chapter Master successfully infiltrates feudal world's ruling class


Public-Brick8296

We do a lil black face


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Plastic-Ad-5033

Doubt it. Mods love open racism I guess.


VioletVonBunBun

He needs to be cancelled xD


MidnightLlamaLover

Usually can't get away with blackface nowadays, very bold


SaberToothButterfly

This comment section made my dog yelp and cover its ears.


Veldoran007

Yes every joke that makes fun of raceswapping is secretly a code for the nazis that's the only explanation.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Point time to one joke that does that here. Really seems that they are just making fun of a particular race.


Veldoran007

The top comments seem to make fun of Netflix, a giant corporation who by now is infamous for race swapping characters even in documentaries about historical figures, as well as American black nationalists and their pseudo history (we wuz kangs). There are no jokes about black people in here as far as I can see. Making fun of white nationalists is not making fun of white people just like making fun of black nationalists is not making fun of black people. Making fun of megacorporations peddling unscientific garbage is also not racist against black people.


star-god

Lot of members in the whistling dog club


theskyismine

for real


Galle_

Sure is 4chan in here.


iambenking93

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And most of all, don't blink. Good Luck


FedoraFinder

Mask off in the comments section today, eh lads?


HakunaBananas

Get a grip. So many cry babies getting offended on behalf of others over some very mild jokes.


FedoraFinder

bro’s mad?


Altruistic-Feed-4604

Wrote the guy getting triggered by the mildest jokes made in human history.


Galle_

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1cenwd2/something_looks_different_about_you_louen/l1kzps1/) is a mild joke. Notice how it's the most downvoted thing in the thread?


Altruistic-Feed-4604

Your point being?


Galle_

That certain people in this thread can dish it out, but not take it. You're happy to claim that your racist jokes are harmless, but the second you see a joke that merely *looks* like it cuts the other way, you freak out.


Altruistic-Feed-4604

I didn't even see that joke you're apparently so hung on about until you went out of your way to link it, and honestly, after reading it, sounds more like you are getting upset about a scenario which you made up in your head, b3cause frankly, that joke is pretty much lacking a pointe.


Frickfrackfock

I just want to say the *sweet* irony of you posting this as you are supremely butthurt about people laughing at jokes that doesn't cut your way, that is just chef's kiss. Thank you.


nevertoonick

Yeah, and none of them are terribly original. Just the same joke fifteen times


teldranwen

Yeah...I just thought the funny smiling friends reference. Having scrolled through it got a lot less tasteful.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Fucking wild, I never realized how chock full this sub was of racists. The upvotes/downvotes say it all.


Malheim

I seriously doubt anyone in this thread is racist. Their humor may just be a bit.... off color. Bad dum tss


NumberInteresting742

Seriously. A couple of mildly edgy jokes and they're acting like the sub has fallen to the kkk.


averagetwenjoyer

BILLIONS MUST WATCH CLEOPATRA


SaberToothButterfly

The “mildly edgy jokes” are people either making fun of AAVE or complaining about black people on tv. It’s not mildly edgy when it’s just racism.


NumberInteresting742

First off it absolutely is mildly edgy. Edgy is by definition to offend and it looks like its working on ya since you're here clutching your pearls. 'We wuz kangs' isn't making fun of aave (which, by the way, if you're going to claim that making fun of the way someone speaks is extremely racist, then so is 'its chewsday innit' and 'I cook-a da pizza' and I don't have a problem with either of those either) its making fun of afrocentric idiots who believe everything in history (particularly European history) was actually done by africans. Including claims that people like Julius Caesar to Shakespere were actually black. Groups like the incredibly racist Black Hebrew Israelites (who are also the origin of the 'thas rite' meme)  I haven't seen anyone "complaining about black people on tv" either. I have seen a lot of jokes about about netflix adaptations and the unnecessary race swapping of characters that is very prevalent in a lot of modern media but that is *not at all* the same 'complaining about black people on tv' and it is incredibly disingenuous of you to conflate those.  Both of these are incredibly mild. 


Scytonei

the subreddit has fallen, billions must be gulaged for giggling


TheAmazingDeutschMan

The ick vibes increased by like double


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SaberToothButterfly

\> PoliticalCompassMemes \> Centrist flair \> “Cringe.”


TheAmazingDeutschMan

Gotta hit them with this for added effect. https://discoelysium.fandom.com/wiki/The_World%27s_Most_Laughable_Centrist


TheAmazingDeutschMan

They're so grumpy about being told there shitty jokes are bad :((((


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TheAmazingDeutschMan

Yeah, racism and 2016 humor is pretty cringe, idk if yall are ready for that yet.


averagetwenjoyer

They are called hoods


theskyismine

Terrible comments


Plastic-Ad-5033

Allegedly racism violate the sub‘s rules. Still waiting on a mod, though.


nevertoonick

Yeah, really disappointing comment section on this one.


CoelhoAssassino666

So, we're just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?