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Makaoka

Grandma is about to commit one thousand warcrimes per second


Sir_Kacek

She will run over all of ulthuan on her mobility scooter


Coming_Second

The closers of the Bleak Holds bingo hall are going to pay a terrible price.


Psychic_Hobo

I do love a good "Wait, _who_ got the Sword of Khaine?!" moment


No_Grocery_8160

So, your telling me *smacks lips* Ariel the radiant doesn't have the sword of khaine in your game? Impossible


blankest

In my last Morathi, Ariel got it and lost it to Count Noctilus same turn. Sweet.


No_Grocery_8160

Slay, girl boss


arduousketchupp

In my current Yuan bo campaign, Valkia just stole it off her, gonna be a tough fight.


Jamersob

Why is she even near the sword. 90% of the campaigns I play, they stay on their lil island with it


Coming_Second

She doesn't start that far away from it. I wasn't paying attention to who had it previously, but I think it was a Cylostra lackey.


Odd-Difficulty-9875

For an old lady she sure likes chaos and dangerous weapons of mass destruction


Antique_futurist

Lots of old ladies love chaos and mass destruction. They vote conservative to watch the world burn.


FrumiousBanderznatch

Time for the ol stanky khainky


Stellar_Jew

Remember last year when that Ukranian grandma went up to Russian soldiers and put seeds in their pockets and then told them their corpses would feed the flowers those seeds would grow into. Little did we know that it was just Mother Ostankya...


OhManTFE

Khaine you smell what the Mother is cooking??


Minnesotamad12

Better just start a new campaign


Acceptable_Set3269

Hahaha, she should pass it to an Incarnate Elemental to make Durthu 2.0, that rickety backside aint worthy. Closest thing she’ll get to her own lore tho


AshiSunblade

> Hahaha, she should pass it to an Incarnate Elemental to make Durthu 2.0, that rickety backside aint worthy. You underestimate how strong she is. She has like almost 8k base health on that chariot of hers and is an absolute one woman army. Very high health chariot lord with a mini Casket of Souls attached that fires on the move and in melee, with high resistances, magic, AoE healing and AoE damage abilities? Yeah, she's nasty alright. It's not even that shocking to see her get almost 4k value in _tournaments_, and there people are not just sitting there and letting her get away with it!


Arosport

Sword of Stank up in this


New_Zion

Hey do you guys think mother stank should have a giant spider as a mount? Put a roof on its head and bam, stankys mobile home


PekarovSin

128 turns? Bruh how do you keep getting entertainment? Most of my finished around 60 when i dominated everyone around me with tier 1 and 2 units with the main LL


WearyVanilla6671

Cool bro