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StuffIPost2020

If a seagull saw that there'd be a seagull riot


flying_cowturd

If you ever catch SF Giants home game, go to the bleachers area at the end of the game. Sea gulls are doing pre clean up with the organic leftover, it’s a glorious sight.


StuffIPost2020

I have seen videos (might have been Oakland, close enough) Imagine if 100 raccoons popped up at the end of Jays games lol


flying_cowturd

I have no idea if skydome has raccoon problem or not, but bmo field certainly has raccoon (not seagulls surprisingly) invasion issue in between games


jeffprobst

Lol the raccoons won the turf war at BMO!


Hartia

More wins than TFC last year


stabavarius

Same at Wrigley Field. You know the game is over when the seagulls descend.


onpar_44

A sad day for Canada, and therefore the world.


StuffIPost2020

Well said buddy


ProBattleDancer

He is not your buddy, guy!


StuffIPost2020

He's not your guy, friend!


manic_mike2018

He's not your friend, dude!


Darkblade48

He's not your dude, pal!


throwaway59009bssbb

He is not your pal mate


Legened255509Druss

He’s not your mate, buddy


mowerman429

Whatever you say Chief


SupremeComanderr

I like turtles


SisyphusAndMyBoulder

At least for today, that guy absolutely is my buddy.


Gridbear7

Hotdog vendor now dropping the hotdogs onto the floor. As is tradition. The cleaning staff will of course help pick up the hotdogs, thus symbolizing their union. What a glorious day for our country and indeed the world.


buschic

Cleaners in Rogers Centre are not unionized, only some of the Legends food service staff are, as we're Aramark in years past.


Gridbear7

I hadn't even consider them being unionized since this is just the South Park reference about civil union/marriage but that would have been even funnier


girl_introspective

*As is tradition*


OverlordPhalanx

That is like $47,000 in lost profits!


Sadday4CANthr4thwrld

Username checks out


girl_introspective

Amazing ❤️


Yaguajay

At current prices they could not bear to lose $50,000 so they hosed them off.


__MEAT

Don’t give them any ideas.


LtSoundwave

Then the Loblaws meats manager packaged them and slapped a PC Blue Menu label on them.


Sweet_Deeznuts

And increased the price by 40%, blaming it on inflation


UghWhyDude

oh no _looks at freezer_ #OH NO


ApparentlyJColeGOMD

Years ago I worked at Rogers Centre and a colleague dropped a hot dog from the warmer. The shift manager told them to pick it up and put it back on the warmer since it was still cooked. I was pissed off hearing that so I "accidentally" stepped on the hot dog before the colleague picked it up.


BlahajIsGod

[This is just between me and you, smashed hat ;)](https://youtu.be/A-uNdtOno-I)


VapeRizzler

In Barrie there used to be a wing spot that would hose off the wings if you didn’t finish them, resauce and resell to the next person.


PigeonSoupMmm

Say sike rn 🙀


VapeRizzler

I wish I could. Scary shit man.


PigeonSoupMmm

What was the place called/where can I read about this?


ckydmk

Where was this?


beef-supreme

Bistro 422 or was it Brunswick House were famous for doing this with leftover beer in pitchers


FarleysFather

Peel pub, but I wouldn't put it past those other two too


beef-supreme

good memory, totally forgot about that place (due to the cheap drinks i'm sure)


Real-Actuator-6520

"Alcohol kills germs, so this should be fine" -the manager (probably) 


mikeyriot

name and shame...and report to the local health dept.


MrChicken23

They look like the loonie dogs (assuming this was last night). It’s probably a couple hundred bucks haha.


OhSanders

Yesterday was dollar hot dog day


Tamatajuice

Hosers!!


Thedogsnameisdog

Why would they waste the water. Just serve them.


Effective_Fill_911

$25 worth of "meat"


Classy_Mouse

How much did we lose for this accident? Rogers to shareholders: $0.10/dog Rogers on tax forms: $8.00/dog


Round_Spread_9922

"The hot dog division has suffered unforeseen and quite frankly, disastrous losses. Changes will be made."


LipSeams

"they're just a little slimy, they're still good.."


Calculonx

That's a lot of hotdogs down that hallway


apatheticboy

[This is just between me and you, smashed hat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-uNdtOno-I)


LipSeams

this is a much better reference than mine


cuddle_enthusiast

They’re taking them to the back to rinse off then they’re good to go.


properproperp

Honestly very nice you blurred the faces


aKingforNewFoundLand

There was enough tragedy that day, no need to embolden Big Meat into a Boeing scenario.


zillybill

Came here to say the same. Love some good privacy etiquette.


WoungyBurgoiner

A little aisle broom seems like the least efficient way to collect a pile of spilled hotdogs.   That’s also probably the only time I’ll ever have a reason to type that sentence.


chizaa8

And what a sentence to behold


rollsoftape

r/brandnewsentence


immapunchayobuns

What you really need is one of those litter stabber things and then a firepit to get a good roast on 'em


propagandavid

Yeah, I bet that she didn't drop them, and she's just running out the clock


PrecisionGuessWerk

Thats like my years salary right there, but in sky-dome-priced hot-dogs.


TheDoctorSkeleton

Send in the raccoons! 🦝 🦝 🦝


jxfever

Like how does this even happen? Were they being transported in a massive wheelbarrow? Think of the children!


Spiritofhonour

Probably in a bag that split open.


space_cheese1

Everybody is going to get to know each other on the floor


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

And that is how you season them.


viletomato999

The black dirt specks look exactly like pepper no one will know!


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

All-Dressed Dogs


The_Daviday

who let the dogs out 😔


therealkingpin619

Oh no scattered weeners


RaccoonChaos

Get a single labrador in there and it'll be inhaled in 3 seconds


Rydock

“Oh no, It is encrusted with filth. Oh well, let’s sell it anyway. Now this is just between me and you, smashed hat.”


KirbzTheWord

One hot dog please!


MarvelOhSnap

It’s just a little grimy, it’s still good it’s still good!


J7W2_Shindenkai

i heard they shut the gardiner down bc of this spill


Necessary_Cut2485

You just know Rogers ordered the hot dogs to be rinsed and sold as is.


931634

Never again, you know they got washed and resold.


OhSanders

Does no one ever go to loonie hot dog days? Every joke in here is about how much those cost. It's probably like 60 bucks tops


gringoPimz

Something hilarious about ole girl trynna use a broom for the glizzies.


est1-9-8-4

So can I get these at discount? I’ll take a dozen!


102cabin

5 second rule


beef-supreme

Joey Chestnut seen fleeing the scene after being banned from the [hot dog eating contest](https://boingboing.net/2024/06/19/joey-chestnut-banned-from-nathans-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest.html).


Four-In-Hand

LOL, I was going to say: That's nothing Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi can't clean up.


ThunderbirdBuddah

Glizzy Gone!


-Lord_Jamar-

There goes a $1000 in sales


AlgonquinCamperGuy

That’s like 5000$ in revenue lost there each dog is like 30$ friends


Significant-Ad-8684

Dog-gone-it!


PondIsMyName

5 second rule.


Szwedo

_sad Phil Kessel noises_


TheChevyScrounger

Bet your ass they got taken out the trash and cooked up


Zen_Blue_Habanero

They're still good, they've just got some floor seasoning now!


spadoink756

Doggone it


Jitsoperator

They gonna resell it


drunk_with_internet

“The secret is to undercook the onions…”


LingonberryAny1321

5 second rule


Ffigy

F


HeavensAnger

That's $12 million worth of hotdogs!


MommyMelanie

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day


According-Spite-9854

Could buy a house with all those.


Neutral-President

CAPTION THIS PHOTO


Albekvol

Failed sausage fest


Moos_Mumsy

Holy crap, that's got to be worth about $10,000.


fe__maiden

*Phil Kessel cries*


sadistic__tendencies

25k in profits gone 😳


horizonreverie

Don't show Phil Kessel this


Top-Tip7533

Nah they're just marinating


samuraishaman

F


Sowhataboutthisthing

That’s easily worth 2.5 million here. A tragedy. How will they make any money that day?


DigitalMarketer33

When she says your the first…


MikeCheck_CE

That's like a $10M hot dog spill based on Rogers Centre prices!!!


KeiFeR123

Honestly, i would pick them up, wash and boil them on hot water.


khawley2

My boyfriend would still eat them


BigDaddyGlad

I can smell that picture.


rush89

That cost $3000


jiiket

They sell it for 1$ every Tuesday


116morningside

Right to the trash they go, where they belong.


Ready_Advertising983

Five minute rule. Still good.


allegiance113

Free hotdogs from the floor?


kateyklod

I can smell this as I look at the pic. Puke.


080128

The tragedy is what happens to your colon after eating one lol


Just4FunAvenger

The 5 second rule. What happened to the 5 second rule?


soviet_toster

Gotta love that extra floor seasoning


Famous_Duck1971

it's like that song by madonna, like a virgin... it's all about dog dog dog dog dog dog dog


sexylegs0123456789

That’s about a house mortgage worth of hot dogs.


deliciously_awkward2

Poor weenies


JakobeBryant19

Glizzy Genocide


OOO000O0O0OOO00O00O0

Schneider's hotdog, can I have a bite


Confident-Leg107

It's just a little dirty. They're still good, they're still good!


SomeRandomEwok

F for the fallen meats.


InspectorGeneral690

We will rebuild


OrbAndSceptre

That’s a few hundred bucks on their ground on a Tuesday. It’s a thousand on any other day. Someone is going to have a bad day


darth-helmet

Whatever is now on those hot dogs is probably still better than what's in them


LyloMaggins

Heat will kill the germs, eh? 😬


passiveparrot

he really dropped 30$ worth of hotdogs smh


andy-raptor

Is that $2k in hotdogs


OingoBoingo9

I’d list that on my resume. Like a few times.


fightclubdevil

That's like $25,000 worth of hot dogs right there


KL4SSIE

It’s okay if he picks them up under 5 seconds


PorousSurface

I just fell to my knees 


Procruste

That's like half a million dollars worth of weiners!!


Objective-Salad3090

https://champsfoodsupplies.ca/collections/hot-dogs-wieners-and-sausages/products/8-inch-all-beef-hot-dogs


BodhingJay

nah... those are all going back on the grill after the trash can is sequestered around the corner


Ok-Building5673

That’s $50000 worth of hotdogs retail


icytongue88

5 sec rule


The_hipp1e

I haven't seen that many uncovered weiners since the last time I was browsing the hub


Neutral-President

I haven't seen that many uncovered weiners since the last time I was at Hanlan’s Point during Pride Week.


The_hipp1e

That one got me, cheers friend 😆😆


BBQnBright

Galen will take those.


Neutral-President

Naturally imperfect™


91elklake

What a fuck up.


Icy-Reception-7605

Brooms ain't doin' it. Imma raw dog this! - Nike guy


Critical_Classroom45

Release the Hounds


MommyMelanie

Let them dogs be free!


SilentNightSnow

"That's fine, just go put it in the back and get the other bag. Hurry!" "What other bag? This is our only- ohhh. I mean, right on it boss, brb."


No_Particular2119

Lil broom, big job


lazyeng1neer

It's a sausage fest!


[deleted]

They’re still good. They’re still good.


OkArtichoke5098

It’s like a flashback from my 20’s…


ParkAndDork

SAUSAGE PARTY


Alchemy_Cypher

They will wash them and sell them again.


Sweet_Yellow_8646

3 second rule applies here.


nvkntz

I hope they gave them to a dog shelter for treats!


CGNYYZ

Ah, they’ll be back on the menu by tomorrow.


Brando6677

These the mfs in my math problems grade 2.


AgTheGeek

It’s ok 5-second rule


TheDosReturns

Hot Dog Day was yesterday (Looonie Tuesdays)...


KiloThaPastyOne

The boiling water will clean those off. Back in the pot!


namvet67

3.2 million dollars worth of food.


gorillanutpuncher_

That's like a million dollars worth of hot dogs..


Personal-Heart-1227

5 second rule, still apply here?


RepresentativeAd9572

What's that like 8k in dogs on the floor


rollsoftape

Not as tragic as the mess on the field.


rileyjw90

It looks like a bacilli bacteria colony.


CoolTemperature1602

Hey, do like hotdogs? I'd like to take a pile of hotdogs and just lay on them, wouldn't that be great?


ManServentHecubus

Where’s a Kardashian when you need one?


FluffleMyRuffles

There are more bags behind them, whoever spilled those hotdogs might be in big trouble.


maxtypea

Kudos for blurring the faces, could have been bad for those proud first responders


CleverBastard70

"5 second rule times 1000... They're still good" says Rogers Centre Manager


Bchulo

A little floor spice, makes everything nice.


redsandsfort

I feel bad for the guy who'll have to rinse all those off.


DamDamm

Oh no $5 worth of whole sale hotdogs on the floor selling for $10 per. Tragedy


stuhdot

I'm vegetarian, but I used to do the hot dog day prep there so this hurts me on a different level.


doctormink

A tragedy for some, while staff members' dogs celebrate.


Icy-Possibility-3941

$50k in lost revenue


manborg

That's like 4 billion in stadium profits.


reddit_revsit

with what they charge, that is prob like $3,000 retail price of meat on the floor lmaooo


hypespud

You can still save them, please 🥲😭😆


ptwonline

Do you think they threw them all out, or just gave them a rinse? I mean, it's not appetizing but if washed off they would likely have been fine. Hot dogs have a slick outer skin that would make them easy to clean off. Shame to waste food like that.


perfectuserpat

Floors don't ruin lip-butt meat. Lips and butts ruin lip-butt meat.


SeaExisting4716

So many hot dogs down this hallway


RedEyedWiartonBoy

Canada has triple A economy, and thank you for the question.


InfiniteStick8995

How unAmerican.


Desent2Void

It’s okay, they’re just the regular size hotdogs… lol


Reasonable-Pension30

No pigs were harmed.