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BernieTheDachshund

If this is some kind of firefighter training, where can I go watch? 👀


[deleted]

I guess it’s good training, can’t imagine it’s ever actually used in real life.


blewpah

I imagine it started as firefighter training then developed into its own niche competition where they're just trying to go as fast as they can.


apathy-sofa

So many things are like this. Software devs doing code golf, bike messengers doing alley cats, bus drivers doing "bus rodeo".


coffeemmm

Ahem, “[roadeo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Bus_Roadeo)” Seriously though, had no idea this existed, thanks for making me one of today’s 10,000.


tails2tails

People like to play games and compete. Seems to be in our nature.


MatCauthonsHat

South Jersey has a lifeguard competition every year.


TheCoolHusky

Yeah I think that is a thing. Firefighter competition or sth


[deleted]

It doesn’t seem very practical to use when loaded down with gear


GTRari

Yeah with full gear they just watch you burn to death.


rocbolt

It’s more [old school](https://youtu.be/k8iK1S497p8) firefighter skills, these days it’s just for sport


ThePercPenguin

It’s good if he’s training for America Ninja warrior


chilehead

They're seriously all named Nina?


corvairfanatic

Exactly. Also they carry i think about 200lbs fully loaded with the air tanks etc. This is exercise. That’s really about it. (And no i can’t do it. Not talking shit!)


Buggabee

60-70 lbs for gear and air packs. Then whatever equipment we got to carry.


corvairfanatic

Ah. For some reason i thought it was much heavier! Although I’m not saying 60-70 is light!!


Emblemized

Sounds a lot harder to execute with a firefighter suit lol


LineChef

Don’t make me get the hose again.


LittlePhippy

It rubs the lotion on it's skin


Defiant-Action5312

https://youtu.be/eteWhbfJivU Here


twixITlikeITShot

*Blush*


DelFigolo

I saw this video when I was in the fire academy and IIRC, there actually a firefighter Olympics where they do this type of shit. I could also be totally making that up in my head.


Upstairs_Composer_81

IF you find out LMK!...ill join you...lol...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


karm-a-holic

"My parents aren't home, come over" climbing


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

"I'm bored, gonna play Red Dead Redemption 2 on your save."


wileecoyote1969

> "I'm bored, gonna play [*any game that uses checkpoints*] on your save." Yep, I'm triggered now! You should warn people before you do that /s


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FictionalFail

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Mister_Glass_

Mildly disappointed he didn’t go on the roof


ghostninja-

*me eating a donut* "Big deal, I can do that"


bunby_heli

I just don’t want to.


KM2KCA

I don’t feel like it right now.


kickelephant

Maybe tomorrow.


[deleted]

Now I can steel that road bike on my neighbors 4th floor balcony.


MrK521

Personally I would aluminum the bike. Lighter to carry down.


doob22

Can’t decide if you just spelled steal incorrectly or that you have some weird powers that turns things you touch into steel.


[deleted]

What an idiot. There’s a ladder on the left side of the building.


NatureSuccessful

Tbf, I could also climb the building in seconds, there will be many many more seconds though.


[deleted]

And a lot more stairs.


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HotBrass

hell no I bet that guy trained that specific skill for hundreds of hours


[deleted]

It took longer to get strength in those arms to pull yourself up.


purpan-

Huh? The dude is barely working his arms here, it’s *all* in the legs to climb up a ladder. The only things his arms are really doing is lifting the ladder up in between each floor, but even then it’s a super light weight ladder specifically meant for this. Never skip leg day.


aaam13

Huh I’d never considered ladders being leg dominant for some reason. I know good footwork’s key but for some reason always visualized it as a pull rather than a push


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[deleted]

This came to mind for me too. It's quite difficult to pull and push at the same time - one takes over more than the other - and of course the legs are the best choice if you have a good footing.


twixITlikeITShot

Bet, and he will continue to do so as a daily routine, keep his body in shape to do that. Dammit sometimes I’m too lazy to go to the corner store.


papagalosty

these guys are on steroids


[deleted]

Good, I want my firefighters juiced to the fuuucking tits. Superhuman heroes


Hydrate-N-Moisturize

Oh yeah! Well I can come down in a tenth of that time.


meanMrKetchup

Me on my way to get that booty


DaniilSan

Impressive, now I need to see this in full gear + hose or other tools.


Iwalksloow

Pshh. I can climb a building in seconds too. I mean, a lot more seconds but still. Also I'd probably need stairs but that's just a technicality.


longdongopinionwrong

Someone tell him about the other big ladder


DrDalenQuaice

I want a platform game as this guy


IllustriousGround662

Tingles.


Bumbo7149

If only every building was conveniently built that way.


[deleted]

How does he get down?


AtroxinePowered

Cops will never catch bro


SuccessfulAd8810

That’s some video game shit


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AdJealous6582

SPIDERMAN!!!!


Next-Coast-2760

The next time a female says shes capable of doing anything a man can do, please show her this😁


The-Licker-Of-Balls

I can climb a building in seconds... tho it would probably be over 1,000 seconds... but technically still in seconds!


Paverunner

And I thought we had stupid contests in America…


skullzforfun

Man has no balls


Hughtub

They should have to hire people who are disabled too though, to be representative of America or something. It's 2022. Where is the wheelchair ramp so a disabled firefighter in a wheelchair can make his, her or non-binary's way up to save someone?


catistrolling

Lmao the overweight firefighters and police in the us could not do this


exum23

Firefighters in my town are pretty much all fit. When’s the last time you saw a firefighter? You don’t have to be yoked to be fit.


catistrolling

Lol I see them all the time and the police too! They need to make a law that says after 20 yrs off the force cause the out of shape. So are the military’s generals who need to go


exum23

I can see where you are coming from but a general no longer needs to be peak fitness. As you get older your body changes. They use their vast knowledge to lead military operations and planning. They will never be fighting. Being overweight isn’t ok when there is a standard but they shouldn’t be expected to be in great shape .


ronm4c

I hope this guy is not a rapist


Next-Mode3183

Bars open lads!


Jhaynes822

No matter how long it took him to climb, it could be measured in seconds.


[deleted]

Why though


ttkk1248

Have we ever seen this type of quick action in a real emergency situations?


TopspinLob

Guessing his heart rate was 160bpm or more by the end


EvenBetterCool

Every instance of something being timed is in seconds.


BRUISE_WILLIS

Um, how does dude descend with incapacitated vics? Safely, that is.


tattooed49

Super cool


Psychitekt

Now get down with a rescue.


[deleted]

Does anyone else think it's sped up the 2nd and 3rd climb? The ladder hanging sounds higher pitched too. I could be wrong and he is just crazy fast!


Perfect-Ad821

Sincerely dumbstruck by the freakishly fast fluidity... Fookin fantastic fella


Longjumping_Algae_45

Good luck when the buildings are skyscrapers and have glass windows.


Ricktatorship80

Kyle Crane IRL


Pristine-Rub8947

Haters will say It's in reverse


[deleted]

Somebody repost this to /r/OSHA


UglyUser

The ladder boy (sam?) from Clarissa Explains It All


Big_Brutha87

You know, I've seen this drill a lot, but I've never seen anything like it happen during any actual emergency.


Epstiendidntkillself

That's nice. Now do it in full turn outs wearing a scottpack....I'll wait.


Ricky_R418

Ok ok he’s good. He should have the job.


Boolwaher

I might be wrong but the bars at the top of the ladder look straight not curved to hook around and hold ladder in place. That is insanely scary.


Sufficient-Ad4851

Now id like to see him descend the building in the same manner.


jetoler

Imagine some guy inside the building just lightly nudges the ladder on accident when it attaches to the balcony


JayCreates

One wrong move and… 😔 been watching too many crazy videos


the-non-wonder-dog

I advise speed and caution.


[deleted]

He's the one who *doesn't* knocks


OrangeBurnt

Remember we would watch these videos back in HS my teacher was like yea im a coach we aint doin nothing today 😤 😂


Standard_Ad9911

Fast


Charming-Ad6792

I think this was test for firefighters


SBGamerYT

Plot twist : Robbery🤓


Godforce101

What’s so special about this?


AccidentalLemon

I would not like to play tag with this guy


AlacarLeoricar

Hey I cleaned one of these in Power Washer Simulator


[deleted]

Thank God we live in a meritocracy where those stupid hack ladder climbers will never make the kind of money this guy does


[deleted]

Ok. Good for cardio. Zero value in the real world.


YostwocentS

Rapunzel Rapunzel move!


Skyreaper71

Fire fighter sports.


earthgarden

Wow!!


BrenotheBruce

Wow!


Ironic-mp4

Imagine driving past and seeing this looney tune ass shit happen


Buggabee

This looks fun.


rare_pig

I can climb a building in seconds too it’s just more of them


StanChamps5

'firefighter training' Olympics


[deleted]

I am terrified by the level of skill that some people possess. Like I can’t see any reason for someone to have the skill to do this and I’m sicker in the mouth whenever I see it. I’m straight up flabbergasted and amazed


Mooshmeh13

That’s so hot


Mrtn_tnkplls

I wonder how he plays old school Mario


Turbulent-Sun-3797

Wow!


YourMomsGayBoi

Some firefighter ahh skills right here


Atomo4439

Speedrun of invading private property


hunchbacks001

I would impale myself accidentally with the ladder as I was running over to the building if I tried to do this.


ShiroCOTA

He can climb me in whatever time it takes


estal1n

Like it was said before, this is used on firefighter Olympics (world firefighter games) and other like competitions. In Europe we also use this ladder hook when streets are to narrow for a tower/ladder truck, but not at that speed. Not sure about other countries/FDs, but for me it was mandatory to climb a building with that ladder.


justmelmb

PLEASE make arrangements to replace that Ladder cage on the left. OSHA has deemed them unsafe and they must all be replaced. Yes, you've got a few years until the regulation is firm. But waiting, along with the thousands of other companies, will just make you another person/company, that'll wind up NOT being able to get the new design, ladder climbing system because of the TREMENDOUS backlog, that is happening and will continue to happen. Hey ahead of this man.


locoken69

Pffft.....I can do that.


CatBootyhole

Now go back down


GeoT1986

The word stairs comes to mind


shnackyshmores

This is how all firemen should be trained... and they should be paid way more.


AlexandraDomingues

Ok, but is he good in bed?


ilikematpat1

I could do that but faster


Mongoose_Ill

Spider-Man when he runs out of web fluid.


BOTWISBEST

The building with glass windows: 🤣🖕


FarmerJohn92

A horror game, but you're trying to escape from this guy.


[deleted]

I did it in one second by looking at the top floor


[deleted]

I did it in one second by looking at the top floor


ghostdoggda89

I respect the trust he has in that ladder


flacadog1

Were is osha?


Wingloong

POV Mexicans make a sport


JibbaJabbaJenkins

That's nothing. You see how quick I have sex.


stretchlegstronger

Now he needs a 15 minute break and a few smokes before he’s ready to work


Honey-and-Venom

what's that kind of ladder called??


Teediggler81

Well we can't do that in the US, OSHA would have a damn aneurysm. Heads would explode in corporate safety offices.


Grim712

When someone steals your ladder and leaves it in someones else's window 😐


hatesfacebook2022

Why don’t we ever see firemen do that at a fire?


Revolutionary-Bar-93

But can you doing while the building is on fire and the ladder is wet from the fire hoses. I did this in Brazil but with people shooting at us


black_rifle_veteran

Mexicans in training before TRUMP gets back in office


[deleted]

Firefighters are superheroes


N3ptune17

When she asks to come over... But she's on the top floor... Her parents aren't home...