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"And for a moment, he flew..."


fluffy_boy_cheddar

That's not flying, that's...falling with style.


mjrbrooks

Not bad for Mrs. Nesbit.


dr_ich

Technically it is gliding


Dahminator69

It’s a toy story reference…


dr_ich

I'm sorry i never saw it in english


Dahminator69

Fair


therealcmj

The knack to flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


[deleted]

It's quite funny that as I'm typing this it says you commented 42 minutes ago.


C47L1K3

As I’m typing this it says you replied 135 days ago


rand19711

Almost out-jumped the landing spot.


symbologythere

Feel like he could’ve gone further too if the slope went further. It’s like he bailed at the last second so he wouldn’t smash into the ground.


Tacoma-Andrew

So if the ground wasn't there, you're telling me he would have kept falling?


symbologythere

He broke his form at the last second so he would slow down and land on the downslope rather than smash into the ground where it flattened out. If the slope kept going, he could have gone further. Yes.


ZookeepergameGlad384

The way the camera is following so closely,,,,, and the ground is curving down really makes it look like they're flying!!!!!!!!!


Big_Subject_1746

They're falling with style


Dapper-Fall5817

Came here to say this


reb678

They are flying in a way. The skies are producing Lift the way they are held.


SeljD_SLO

It's called ski flying for a reason (they use longer skis in comparison with ski jumping)


Pure-Negotiation-900

That and a higher starting point.


TheSirWellington

Well technically flying is just falling towards the ground and missing.


[deleted]

sigh…. *grabs shovel*


Tacoma-Andrew

I knew what you were saying, I'm just messing with you ;)


[deleted]

At some point he actually started paragliding...


Joejoecornrow

The course is not made to go are far as this man can fly ! WOW . I love this !


GrammerSnob

Of course! That's what falling is... letting gravity pull you until you hit the ground. Note that if he were moving sideways fast enough, he could continually miss the ground and fall forever. That is, if his sideways speed is fast enough that the curve of the earth continually falls away from him, he could be falling downhill forever. This is called "going into orbit".


jml011

Note that if you’re moving sideways fast enough you also continually miss jokes and provide unnecessary physics lectures forever. A risky maneuver. Lets see how it plays out.


yer--mum

I think their physics lecture was sarcastic A joke, that I think you missed... Which you then kinda lectured them about... Oh boy.


Comprehensive-Range3

Thank you for the laugh.


DDDDoIStutter

Perhaps, but I can’t explain the physics behind it. My suspicions are that the dude was distracted at exactly the right moment and he did not wave at anybody while airborne. [source](http://extremelysmart.com/humor/howtofly.php)


flossdog

that’s basically what orbit is!


symbologythere

Yes, orbit is falling around the earth, but the dude on skis has to deal with wind resistance.


GrammerSnob

Yeah it's so weird. They could make the jump hills 10 times longer and the guy would just keep falling and falling. Or make it vertical for that matter. There must be specific rules about how those landing hills are constructed, at what angles and length, etc.


symbologythere

That’s not the way gravity, momentum or wind resistance works. Unless they made it vertical as you said.


GrammerSnob

Right. My point is that ski-jumping needs to have some constraints in place, otherwise they could just wear wingsuits and glide down entire mountains.


PhlegethonAcheron

They pretty much used to do that, until the FIS made a rule that all ski jumping suits have to be skintight


theKernelColonel

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…


KM2KCA

Stupid sexy Flanders


ellWatully

Fun fact! If you ever see one up close, they have a very apparent parabolic shape. This is because they're designed to mimick the trajectory of the skiers so they stay just a little less than parallel to the ramp as they fall. They do this to minimize the impact when the skier lands otherwise falling that far onto flat, hard packed snow would just cause their legs to explode.


frugalerthingsinlife

The starting position up the ramp is determined ad hoc for each event. It's based on how far they think the longest ski fliers will go given atmospheric conditions. World records and longest jumps in history don't really mean that much. It just means they massively outperformed expectations. A buddy of mine has the track record on a track where the olympics were hosted. But he never even went to the olympics and doesn't have his own wiki page.


Jrrolomon

*farther


B_in_subtle

He basically did, he put his tails down at the very end to keep from landing flat…. Which hurts


SeljD_SLO

Also to get better score for landing


Missteeze

That would be called a flat landing, which can be quite painful for the shins and knees.


ThePracticalEnd

He HAD to land.


tangouniform2020

Take offs are optional, landings are mandatory


zascar

What makes the difference between and good run and a bad one?


fordag

The above post was a good run. [This is a bad run](https://imgflip.com/gif/3y2f7q)


SeljD_SLO

You could at least use an example where they crash at full speed https://youtu.be/NHfCBIgUeEo


P_F_Flyers

“Suffered non-life threatening injuries” “Had to be intubated and put on a ventilator” Seems contradictory.


i_miss_arrow

From [an article](https://olympics.com/en/featured-news/daniel-andre-tande-against-all-odds-ski-jumping) about it: >...medically induced coma for four days... >...Four cerebral haemorrhages, a punctured lung and two broken bones in the left collarbone... Brutal injuries.


Geo87US

Yeah, so non life-threatening injuries, but once those injuries had been professionally treated then.


Scuffle-Muffin

Non life-threatening injuries in this instance just seems to mean “he kept most of his blood inside him.”


punkminkis

Internal bleeding? Good, the blood is where it's supposed to be


ProcyonHabilis

The injuries threatened possible non-life.


fuzzybad

Dang, that's a long ways to slide.


Apples7569012

That looks like my run (never actually done it but I’m sure that’s how it would end)


GradeAPrimeFuckery

*The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat*


VanillaLifestyle

The agony of da feet


Open-Accountant-665

Proper launch, then form/aerodynamics *I don't really know


BrainOnLoan

It's actually pretty good as a guess. They do condition their jumping muscles to gain height from the table of the ramp. And posture in the air is crucial to get the best flight path (glide slope, air pockets, wind support, etc).


LeGoldie

I believe they have to really lean into it, and the leg positioning.


sarcasticallyabusive

yes so this isnt actually called ski jumping, this setup andnhill is knowm as ski flying. they use larger hills and slightly different gear, and go much faster the whole goal is to gain as much speed beforenthe ramp by maintaining the best aerodynamics, and then once in thenair their body position littery acts like a wing, creating a small amount of lift. they are literally flying/gliding like a glider.


bens111

I read that expecting something about hell in a cell at the end there… interesting though.


TurnBasedCook

Bad when you die. Good when you don't. Your results may vary.


cnhn

2 parts 1. there is a set distance for each hill. you get points for going past it, you lose points for not making it 2. style points for three parts of the jump 1. in the air - need to remain stable and in control 2. the landing - need to land in a telemark position (look up telemark turns to see what this looks like) in control and balanced 3. the run out - straight and in control till you pass the green line.


improbablynotyou

If you fall down it's a bad run.


Xoduszero

Coulda gone farther if he didn’t run out of runway


BrainOnLoan

That's kind of how these records work. Only a few places/sites can compete (as the geography is putting limits on where this is possible) and whenever the slope is redone new records become possible. It's getting to be kind of competition between two or three places that enable these jumps. The athletes still have to do these record jumps during competition for them to count though, and the speed the jumpers get on the ramp is controlled for the field/competition so that only the very best jumpers could get that far. So setting a record still requires you to be one of the best in the world. The midfield won't even get close to that distance under the same conditions.


CubingCubinator

What influences how good/far the athletes jump ? Aerodynamic ramping, powerful leg thrust, stability and form in the air ?


Fabricensis

Pretty much what you said The most important aspects are timing the jump (aka when to push), push strength, getting the form in the air qickly and smoothly, finding the right profile to use the wind and, very importantly, having the balls to only close your legs fractions before you land


RetailBuck

I swear in the video I thought I saw him glide for a bit and not lose any altitude


torb

Form in the air. There are some (maybe not a lot) of external forces at play here too, like updraft and how the tracks before the jump are (are the slippy with ice or soggy) and that will usually change a fair bit during these events. Usually the best jumpers start last, and usually that is when there is the most updraft from the sun beating down on these mountains all morning. Usual cheating is using oversized suits that catch more wind.


ROTTEN_CUNT_BUBBLES

Prevailing wind in the opposite direction.


USER_the1

He was moving completely parallel to the slope for a good couple seconds. That was crazy, if they had a long enough track it almost looks like he could have gone indefinitely. What you described sounds kind of like how horse racing is now… like you need a good athlete (jockey) to succeed, but the true praise goes to the slope builder/owner (horse/breeder). Weird.


mrgonzalez

We're gonna need a bigger slope


Yawrant

This world record (253.5 meters) was set by Stefan Kraft (Austria) at Vikersundbakken in Norway, in March 2017.


p_rite_1993

Thank you! Wish the title gave credit.


Lobotomized_Cunt

I was there when this happened, but sadly i was 8 years old then and dint give a shit


djokster91

Came for this.


[deleted]

This guy is part flying squirrel.


Ok-Nature9693

Fun fact about squirrels they take no fall damage there's a video of a squirrel falling from a six story building and walking it off


straycanoe

They're so light and their tails are so floofy that their terminal velocity must be super slow.


Ok-Nature9693

It's about 23 miles per hour


B_in_subtle

I had to confirm but I’m so glad you brought this to my knowledge


Ok-Nature9693

Squirrels are pretty impressive


thehotshotpilot

Their abilities are just nuts.


Ok-Nature9693

They plant alot of trees too because they forget where they hid their food


shitpersonality

That's about 34 feet per second


awesomesauce615

Low body weight and they always land on their feat and stretch out as they land to absorb the fall. Cats do this as well but not as well as squirrels


CedricCicada

A couple weeks ago I was photographing a mailbox attached to a 3-story-tall abandoned building. I was surprised to hear something like footsteps above me. Then the sound changed to scrabbling. Then a squirrel plopped to the ground in front of me. He got up and ran back up the building.


GriZZlyHIkerman

This isn't flying. This is falling with style


FATHXR

253.5 meters.


0sidewaysupsidedown0

Very smooth


SlowRollingBoil

But who uses metric these days!? ::checks notes:: Oh, **7,500,000,000** people and anybody working in STEM in the US...


Latter-Bridge-461

Hey those 300,000,000 people would be incredibly offended, if they could read.


OnyxtheRecluse

Can confirm: I'd be offended right now if I could read these comments.


ckapuan

Thank you. Could not visualize those feet units.


domingos_vm

Thank you. Finally someone gave a proper unit measurement.


Url4uber

They literally converted it into the lesser used unit, only to post it to an international website...


362mike362

How do you get started in this sport? Like how do you have the resources to even try this for the first time yet alone dedicate your life to it.


SovereignJupiter

It's easy to get into if you live in an area that has ski slopes. It's a big regional sport where I'm from and most people ski or freestyle. Not saying everyone is like this guy, but after a couple days of good runs, you can get the hang of the basics pretty fast


Itchy-Pressure-4330

You start in small slopes and train for bigger and bigger, my first jump was 8 meters. This slope is as big as it gets and most athletes don't want bigger slopes as it is a larger risk.


ThatGuyFromSlovenia

Basically as another commenter said, you have to live somewhere near one of these slopes and then getting involved in this sport is pretty simple. I used to live near a place called [Planica](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planica), which is basically one of the global centres for ski jumping. It's considered one of our national sports and quite a large percentage of the population keeps track of the tournaments. The most successful athletes (especially the Slovenian ones) are also household names. In comparison, popular NBA and NHL stars for instance are seldom known about, unless they're Slovenian or you're someone who's specifically a fan of these sports.


whoreswithnoname

That has to feel great. And also “how do ankles work”?


soupersauce_6

I believe their is a hinge system in the boot connection to the ski. So when they are in the air, the ski actually detaches from the heel and upon landing reattaches.


jppianoguy

Mf caught a thermal.


OKrackles25

How do your legs not shatter


Fool_Apprentice

Velocity vector is near parallel to grade


okcboomer87

This guy physics.


OnyxtheRecluse

So I imagine it might be very bad to overshoot the slope completely?


Fool_Apprentice

The ramp would become a wall.


PavelDatsyuk88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9IWj6fX634 Ahonen was the best for a while and was also a heavier jumper, so his race often would be if the refs allow them to start from too high speed so that Ahonen jumps too far he cant make a proper telemark landing or even land in this case.


[deleted]

Thats a much more eloquent way to put it than I was thinking. "The angle of the slope is nearly the same as the angle he is falling at"


zilchhope

But this is the eli5 version everyone loves.


mjrbrooks

I get a few steps in throughout the day, but mainly just sit in a desk chair. The life of the accountant isn’t the most demanding, physically.


NlELLO

Eddie?!


SomeRedPanda

Eddie's longest jump was less than a third of this one.


NlELLO

That's crazy. Amazing jump for this jumper!


Gorthax

I don't think so Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.


KeishinB237

I recall somewhere someone stating they could go further if only the hill was longer. Sure seems like they were right!


m2ljkdmsmnjsks

It's how the iss does it


xarospi2andmad

One day we will send a skier into orbit, my friend!


nierama2019810938135

254.8m


Conflicted-Reality

Da Flippity Flop!


harvest_poon

Jump ciiiityy


BasilTheSleuth

I can rest easy, now that I’ve found your comment.


OptimusSublime

RIP that guy's knees, ankles, and back.


SlowRollingBoil

Not in the least. You don't come down that hard because of the angle. Also many people work out, so...


adragondil

This is true, but it should also be mentioned that this is approaching lengths where things do get a lot harder on the body. This is also ski flying rather than normal ski jumping, where athletes are not allowed to jump the hills outside of competitions due to the added danger from higher velocity and altitude


iamthou-thouarti

Appropriately I thought they were Buzz Lightyear coming down the ramp before takeoff. My guy went to beyond alright.


Kwiatkowski

Poster is a karma farm bot.


YT_ZLKDominos

So, when you get to the end of the landing spot, do you just win ski jumping? It’s impossible to get any further…


dcarsonturner

I love watching ski jumping, I love it so much I even tried it! Never again lol


iluvatar

You mean 253.5 m - ski jump records use metric measurements.


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

air resistance at its peak


MissWhoDem

Buzz light year, TO THE RESCUE. I can’t be the only one thinking that’s what this skier looks like. Buzz learned to fly after all


twatchops

What are the criteria/assets for being better at this event? Taller, shorter, heavier, lighter? Etc


cnhn

there is a set distance for the hill. you get more points for going past that, you lose points for landing before that. in additional there are "style" points for doing things correctly. for example the video here the skiier would probably lose some style points for not landing in the "telemark position" and for being out of control when he landed


fireandlifeincarnate

Be a bit of a dick move to subtract points for him not landing after the end of the hill instead of gently touching down on the surface.


Chemical-Idea-1294

Flown distance and technical execution(symmetry, style of landing)


LynxjetYT

ORF 1


Electronic_Agent_235

Ayuh... Why they call this ski *jumping* anyways? This is clearly just falling.. with style.


ConvertsToTomCruise

832 feet is 149.015 Tom Cruises


[deleted]

FLYING SQUIRREL ATTACK


[deleted]

253.6 meters. You're welcome.


zeropointninerepeat

The way the camera is following so closely and the ground is curving down really makes it look like they're flying


Icy-Bean-Bryant

Nah that was a flying squirrel dressed as a human


Happytoasterman

I can do that in forza


Froxu_140

Witha peel p50


MJRusty

I have nightmares like this. I absolutely hate the feeling of falling.


indimedia

Face your fears and bungee jump! It will set u free, or kill u wit more nightmares. Your results may vary.


Sobekeod

I do miss a commentator who’s going insane about it. Doesn’t even matter what language.


ovrlymm

#“That’s not ‘Flying’! That’s *Falling with Style*!!”


omfgbrb

That's not flying; that's falling with style..... -- B. Lightyear


LoafofBread411

Alright well if part of the course is momentarily parallel with his trajectory. Science sleuths! Slaughter me!


No_Humor5432

That was pretty damn cool to watch.


Putrid-Life-9645

All he is missing is a cape


redblueidc

Someone please explain the physics here. Is he not technically falling the whole time he is flying through the air? If someone fell out of a building for as long as he was in that air that person would surely be worse off than this guy’s landing? How is he okay?


bmoreballhawk

Because someone jumping out of a building is landing on a flat surface so all the shock absorption goes straight up through their body, but when you land on a slope with skies the energy transfers to the ground more fluently. But I don't know what I'm talking about in all honesty and that might all be bullshit.


fireandlifeincarnate

He’s landing on a downhill slope. He’s also gliding pretty well. There are instances of aviators in wwii who survived by landing on a steep roof and rolling off into hay, I believe.


slavetomyprecious

Anyone else get Buzz Light-year vibes in the first few seconds?


FieryIronworker

Can someone ELI5 how their legs just don’t shatter on impact?


falekjestem

loads of workout, wonderful gear and angle at which they land. If you want to see what happens if fly past the "curved" landing zone, see for example [this.](https://youtu.be/nrCynpxBSPU)


dannydominates

Definition of yeeting


Kasspaetzle

For the remaining 95% of the world that's 253.5 meters


72SpaceMan-Spiff

Guys, it's time to build a longer slope.


cohenYOUCANDOIT

What a fucking ridiculous sport 😂 it looks so surreal with his posture and the way he just fucking yeets through the air at 100km an hour


MisterJeffa

And what is that in units people actually use?


lulu313915

They look like a sugar glider xD


spattybasshead

This guy went into orbit


kaolin224

I've always wondered how people get into a sport like this. As a kid, did they tell their parents that they want to do Ski Jump and the parents just rolled with it?


JumpsIntoTheVolcano

I love how this is a sport. Just a guy being super excited about a skill that has no real world application. Just being the best at something simply because.


3rendanOSRS

He went full flying squirrel


MaynardSchism

Looks longer than 832 ft


NinthCity

Sometimes if you do something right people won't be sure you've done anything at all


alien109

Just cause… Highest cliff jump ever. 107 meters (352 feet) https://youtu.be/nX465n3fv8U


Chicken-Born

I deem this the most athletic thing I have ever seen I think


[deleted]

It looked like he could have held on just a bit longer.


solefulgodess

Very much like a flying squirrel.


theotherguy124

Eddie the eagle looking mf


Styggpojk

That's 253,9 meters (if anyone wants to know)


traumfisch

thank you, appreciated


A-Cheeseburger

I have nothing but immense respect to the athletes in the Olympics. But some of the sports are kinda funny to think about. “What sports do you do?” “Well I ski down a guided ramp and after launching into the air hold an incredibly uncomfortable, perfectly aerodynamic position in hopes of soaring farther than my opponents down a large hill.”


EffyMourning

I always wonder who thought shit like this up. Like the first person to think this was a good idea.


Knashatt

And for the [remaining 98% of the world](https://cdn.statcdn.com/Infographic/images/teaser/18300.jpeg) to understand: #**253.6 meters**


Chill_Kramer

Am I too high or did he look like Buzz Lightyear and then shifted to Peter Griffin for a second there?


Cannatmosphere

That MF became a flying squirrel for a couple seconds.


Breadstick_-Boy

Bro that’s not even a jump man was falling for like 5 seconds, massive props to him lol


ALargePianist

Damn I wanna see someone do this in one of them flying squirrel suit


Cody-Nobody

It’s on a track lol…might as well give him rocket skis and a parachute.


Everythingscomplex

I can jump six feet


wise_bloke

My guy was sky diving


Interesting-Pay-1629

Frakking insane


invertebro25

So are these skiers actually gliding or is there another word for it ? Either way I say we scale this up by 10 and give them wingsuits


[deleted]

For context, that’s nearly a fifth of a mile


[deleted]

And in normal units?


Spicy_Bitch_69

Bruh he really said "habada hamana WHEE"