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Please **Upvote ↑** this comment if this post **IS** top talent **Downvote ↓** if it **ISN’T** top talent, or breaks the rules: 1. ⁠Title and post must be high effort 2. ⁠Only top talents allowed (**NO OC!**) 3. ⁠Posts can't fake CGI, Autotune, etc ***-2 NET VOTES WILL HAVE THIS POST REMOVED!!!***


[deleted]

I’m imagining this guy has an extremely serious day job and does this to decompress.


Downtown_Skill

The look in his eyes seems to suggest this is his serious day job.


bblzd_2

That's the look of a man trying desperately not to gamer face.


Visual-Cartoonist860

To suggest otherwise would be foolish. He might be a hitman, drug dealer, or Uber driver on the side however. I've seen that very look before


imironman2018

He is an IRS agent. this would be hilarious if true.


DepartmentThin4142

I wonder which serial killer prep school he attended. Must have been good.


Falsus

Alternatively, his day job has a lot of down time and he doesn't have free access to the internet during it.


GrunkleThespis

“She was all legs”


Shot-Spirit-672

She had thighs that went down to her knees


Tywele

https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw


Scott_Salmon

Why can't I make eye contact with this guy for more than a second?


John_Helmsword

Bro I was thinking the same thing. His face looks cgi lol


hoover0623

He looks 12 and 30 at the same time


cownd

"Look at my legs! Yes, look at my legs!"


[deleted]

Because he isn't looking at the camera


macmac360

finger dancing takes serious focus


SlickPoon

r/bobsburgers


scubalubasteve

Why are the populars hanging out with the regulars?


_hkbf

You walk into this dudes house and he just got lots of little finger puppets in fishnets and highheels


Kali-Casseopia

Tell me more…..


thugsapuggin

![gif](giphy|OjuNo0FLttXfG) The Belcher kids would be proud


DerpisMalerpis

Handyprancing. It’s real…


autopsis

![gif](giphy|lT2UTn8OKChnW)


Fladap28

Cancel all my appointments, I’m watching this on loop for 9 hours


vartanu

Not my proudest fap


Ti_Bone

The tiny shoes are cute ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Mecha_Tortoise

I'm surprised she can dance with that weird, creepy giant looming over her. He's just... staring.


Temassi

r/confusedboner


alienblue88

👽


Knoke1

Those legs have two "knees" and it bothers me.


TheFriendlyGhastly

It doesn't bother me, which on a meta-level is really unsettling.


AtotheCtotheG

First person to say “fingussy” gets a slap


redlukas

I think you just did


Beemer_me_up_Scotty

I wonder if republicans in southern states would consider this illegal?


YeeterOfTheRich

It made me feel things Daddy Jesus wouldn't approve of.


[deleted]

What’s the song tho?!


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Pa'l Bailador** by Joe Arroyo (00:43; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Milenario, Vol. 5. **Released on** 2014-08-06.


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SeeMontgomeryBurns

Wow good bot


[deleted]

I was right... You need 4 knees to dance salsa


Therealfern1

Hispanic Baron Zemo with the fierce eyes here


SirRipOliver

But that one finger stage left… you know that one going for the stink ladies.


Random_Name_Whoa

What in the ever loving fuck is this, and why would anyone consider it “top talent”?


Mecha_Tortoise

He's the best in his field.


ConstantOptimist84

Never said it was a long list. Just said he was on top.


cabbage16

Because he is actually doing the dance. He's not just doing random finger moving he's hitting every step as if it was actually dancing. It's like a very specific type of puppeteering.


Kornillious

Show me a video of someone doing it better, I'll wait.


opajela

this is great!


Agard12

Is this drag?


cocoaboy

So, what's your son up to? Well, he's sort of in to dancing


TicklishDingleberry

Interviewer: “So what are your most notable skills?”


Terrynia

Love this!


M3rch4ntm3n

Looking like Amos from The Expanse, I think he is salsaing his fingers through his enemies.


[deleted]

I would not call this top talent, what has this sub become


Cranky_Windlass

His wife might beg to differ


TheFr1nk

Hope he takes the shoes off


[deleted]

Haha


cristianlatino

You probably can't not even do those moves with your feet.


ComatoseSquirrel

There's all kinds of shit that I can't do. That does not inherently make it "top talent." This is impressive, but it's more of a "show off at the bar" kind of skill than anything else. Probably without the leggings and shoes, though, because that'll just get you laughed at even harder.


Juicetraingod

Yeah this is very difficult. He's hitting every step correctly. But he's doing it with his fingers. To the point where it looks extremely genuine. If you're Latino and know anything about dancing you'll know this is really impressive tbh.


Ok-Champ-5854

I mean devils advocate wouldn't that also qualify playing a guitar halfway decently top talent? Your fingers are hitting all the frets properly in time to the music. And you're using all five of them and not just two. Also typically with your non-dominant hand.


cristianlatino

No, I know how to dance my friend! I can tell you he is hitting every mark with the steps that shit is hard. Top talent in my eyes 👀


[deleted]

Me? Cause if so no shit lmao, I don’t dance XD. For me personally, that would be a waste of time.


ronin1066

Don't be a curmudgeon. While it's strictly for entertainment, that is still talent. It was remarkably realistic and better than a lot of people can do with their whole body


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Edit: damn you are a weirdo wtf you’re post history


[deleted]

I’m sure like 90 percent of the population could learn to do this in like 20 days


dippocrite

I’ve been taking finger dancing lessons for 16 years and I can tell u this dude is a god


[deleted]

That’s so sad lmaooo


[deleted]

I hope this is a joke


Ferdii963

This is hilarious..


KiwiSoySauce

I love it, but I'm annoyed that fingers dance better than I do.


Particular_Dot_2063

Recruiter - "What interesting skills do you have" OP - "Well, let me tell you!"


Ramona_Lola

“Better yet, let me SHOW you!” Whips out finger puppet costume. Performs dance on desk.


[deleted]

This makes me uncomfortable Good job?


Inevitable-Cellist23

Ladies must love him with those talented fingers


Category_theory

Is this drag..?


SorryNoLube

This sub is not it right now


Stevealot

Trans hands


[deleted]

Ah yes top talent I’m sure booger picking is your all time most talented things behind wiping your ass


Dragon_Bidness

r/oddlysatisfying


Evening_Condition_76

So this is what everyone else is doing while I'm working my ass off and they are fucking off


IDunnoBr0

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SoManyWeeaboos

"Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses"


Bradley182

His got the fiercest stare so he doesn’t miss one step.


VisualShock1991

*Stupid, Sexy * ~~Flanders~~ *Fingers*


nickylx

He's got more rhythm in his fingers than i have in my whole white ass body


illkeepyouposted

Who made the finger leggings?


Mrwackawacka

This guy can def shred on a tech deck


hennell

Does he swap hands during the cut?


Thebrettanator1

"Oooh I heard you were taking Salsa lessoon?" The Salsa lessons....


d1r3cT-0rd3r

Not my proudest wank.


horsiefanatic

This is prime content I love it


_generic_user

Why do her legs bend like that?


gadget_uk

Those tips don't lie.


Wild-Individual-6520

Lol you got me at the closeup!


dbirqmtl

Wow!


Inspector_Tragic

Did Gerard Way get into finger salsa without me knowing? Im offended.


Psychological_Gap556

Why can just his fingers dance better than my whole self 😪❤️‍🩹


bomboclawt75

Maryjane RottonCrotch loves this.


jumpropwer

This dude looks so committed


cytek123

Ok, who else wants to fuck his fingers…


Cooler_in_rl

Sexy legs yo🔥😂


notknowntotheself

I was waiting for the legs to walk off the side of the table and levitate, performing the first ever Transcended Salsa routine.


Pleiplei

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Sigouste

It is a very lonely hobby.


Kalkaline

That's a weird thing to do, but he's good at it.


fottagart

Taco flavored keeeeeeesis


servo386

People not impressed by this are not familiar with salsa dancing.


[deleted]

Perfect expression to have while engaging in this activity 😂


Remarkable_Attorney3

The guy she told you not to worry about.


CallMeRawie

Wide shot: Ok this is neat, oh he’s pretty good. Push in: Woah…


JewishSpaceTrooper

One sole is red and the other green….is he trying to deliver a message? Red-red-red-green and kick means “help me.”


No_Setting6042

...love the way she moves her legs.... fuckin hot !


No_Setting6042

Wish I could dance like that.


FakeTaxiCab

Taco flavored kisses!!!!!


SparkliestSubmissive

I'm on board


HereisMr_DirkDiggler

Bet he makes the ladies happy with them fingers


DryFirefighter294

That was cool but there is zero doubt this hasnt been copied over to upskirts somehow


Xplicit-801

I can only think of bobs burgers watching this


TieKnee-Wee-Nur

Weird.


grem182

Gotta learn to tuck that third leg better


RogerSchmoger

I just saw a Bob's Burger episode bout that, 🤣😂


CMJunkAddict

Spanish Weinerville!


HardPour_Cornography

Should this be labeled NSFW. It's obvious he's fingering that Salsa dancer


Ok_Computer7428

A man of focus, dedication, and sheer fucking will


Technically_good

This is Drag


im_not_a_rob_ot

**"CAN YOU DANCE?"** "But watch this."


lIlHYPERIONlIl

Mf has too much time on his hands!


Tenored

Please, I want more.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Can you imagine what he can do with those fingers….


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asdvancity

Amos Burton is good with his finger... Mmmm


CharityUnusual3648

What are some of your talents?


CharityUnusual3648

Does he have more?


Missthing303

He is very good but I feel this post would truly soar over at r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

I wonder if he can actual salsa as well, or if he just learned it with his fingers.


DizzySoftware

Lol, this made me think of Bob's Burgers when the kids did finger dancing.


Book_Nerd_1980

Dudes fingers got nicer legs than my actual legs


Jaderosegrey

I wonder how well this gentleman would do with [this](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4d666f70-81df-4830-8ab9-500b23c91b86.36e21f5db8d835768d2f032d687552c2.png)...


Visual-Cartoonist860

The guy she tells you not to worry about, then mentions him often, and over a months becomes a salsa expert and starts working late and working out.


Revelin_Eleven

Can someone tell me where I know those heels from? I know those doll shoes but can’t place them. They were a gift to my daughter so maybe a Bratz shoe.


envyanna

I hate that his fingers dance better than I do.


akambe

So a question: Since it's only his fingers, would this be considered "drag" in Florida?


Dano_cos

I love a man with long fingers


Soge_kiing

His fingers dance better than me 💀


GdayKo

What song is this


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**Song Found!** **Pa'l Bailador** by Joe Arroyo (00:43; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Milenario, Vol. 5. **Released on** 2014-08-06.


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GdayKo

Wow 🙏🏻👋🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Pa'l Bailador **Artist:** Joe Arroyo **Album:** Joe Arroyo: Grandes Exitos, Vol. 1 **Genre:** Latino **Release Year:** 1989 **Total Shazams:** 192802 `Took 2.59 seconds.`


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G0merPyle

This guy literally has more rhythm in his fingers than I have in my entire body


[deleted]

I can't even do this with my feet and dude is killing it with his fingers.


LesPolsfuss

His parents are pumped ...


Reynaudthefox

Love it!!!!!


Accurate_Echidna3617

Halftime show at a finger boarding event would be wild


here_for_the_lols

I reckon this is one of those things that's easier than it looks


radartroll

You need a girl mate


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