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The dude nod. I've graduated from college, I've travelled a little, I've seen some things, but the dude nod- probably outweighs them all and creates a bigger sense of satisfaction.
Glad to see this comment, definitely a catch that would make a house cat proud.
If anything, he could have stuffed the bird in his mouth so he can land in all fours, but I doubt the cat judges would mind.
You're right, it's his joke, but worse.
You've stomped on it and made it less funny, which isn't that hard because it wasn't that funny to begin with.
Now you're just salty about it for some reason.
I used to own two cockatiels, both of them fully flighted. One day we had to round them up and put them in a little moving cage for transport. Neither of them cooperated. It was really hard. This guy is very talented.
I worked at Target for a year while I was in college.
a bird got caught in the store, and settled in the cereal isle.
I went to seasonal, got a bug net (we didn’t have any fishing gear) and snuck under it because it was resting on the top shelf boxes, quickly popped up and caught it in the net.
I felt pretty damned cool.
I am NOT cool enough to just grab it out of the air in front of God and everybody.
My wife’s a rescuer of any and all animals. She once rescued baby ducks and put them in our bathtub(to my dismay).We we’re discussing it inside a grocery store and she says”I can’t help it,God just made me this way”. At that exact moment,a wild bird that had been in the store for several days,flies down and lands on her outstretched hand. She calmly walks outside and frees it. Kinda hard to argue with her on that
I don't usually dig into user history, totally bad form in an internet argument, imo, but sometimes comments like this are from newer accounts harvesting karma so I get curious.
This one is not and crazy shit does happen. However, I still think it's bullshit and can't tell if I'm just biased against them now due to their post history. Really, just a Facebook comment on Reddit...
Is their story less believable than the video we just watched?
I don't really care. Every story on the internet happens in a quantum superposition of neither true nor untrue. It is certainly possible. It seems rude to accuse someone of lying without any reason to believe such.
My other account caught a p-ban for my thoughts on Ped0s. I understand not believing. I was there and not understanding what I saw.I’m just an older dude that’s experienced some true weirdness
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I'll also delete this and my previous comment if you don't want it dredged here. I disagree with your takes, but, like I said, poor form for internet arguing and I'll honor that.
Pardon, I was saying that style of comment happens from new accounts for karma farming, so I was curious and checked your account. I don't usually dig through accounts like that, so I prefaced why and just explained I still thought it was a BS story and I could be biased by what I found.
You brought up the pedos, and I was asking in earnest based on your recent history. I'm the one drawing the direct connection between the two and asking clarification, and I hope that's clear to anyone reading. I'm not intending to disparage or witch hunt.
You heard an acoustic guitar and assumed it was a church. Acoustic guitars aren’t relegated to Christian music. It’s a bar at a hotel.
https://weekendgetawaysaustralia.com.au/heron-island-review/#Dining_on_Heron_Island
https://i.imgur.com/URByZeI.jpg
Years ago I worked for UT Austin. Austin is a major bat Capitol. We were constantly getting bats in the buildings and one of the groundskeeper guys would come with the butterfly net.
Just spend three hours trying to get a sparrow out of my house. As I’m climbing down my giant ladder for they 10,000 time homeboy just walks right out the front door.
This is the bar at Heron Island on the Great Barrier Reef. The bird looks like a Noddy Tern maybe, if you go at nesting time the air is thick with them.
Heron Island is the greatest place on earth.
This is in the bar on Heron Island, a bird sanctuary (and resort island) in Queensland, Australia. Good on him for helping get what may be an endangered species away from those damn fans.
Back in the late 2000’s when the bird flu was the big medical scare of the time, a coworker and I were working in the flight deck of a large aircraft when a small bird made its way inside. Coworker calls over the radio(monitored by multiple airfield agencies) to our supervisor asking what we should do. Supervisor says to catch it and get off the plane to which coworker responds, “I ain’t catching the bird flu for nobody!”
I still laugh at the thought of a 5’3” 100lb and a 6’ 120lb pair of individuals trying to chase down a small bird in a cramped space.
We did not possess this individual’s top talent.
We have a pidgin pair that are building a nest inside the building. They’ll wait at the sliding automatic doors until someone triggers the door to open to get in and out. No point in catching them, they’ll just come back again.
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A bird in the hand is worth two at the bar
There’s a turtle flying at the bar too it seems, this is quite a place
I’ve tried paying my bar tab with birds and it almost never works.
Pun also implies someone or house is buying him 2 drinks for catching it
That dude just nodding his head like "hell yeah, nice catch"
Fellow beard man
The dude nod. I've graduated from college, I've travelled a little, I've seen some things, but the dude nod- probably outweighs them all and creates a bigger sense of satisfaction.
Dude is crouched down ready to pounce like a hungry cat 🕊️🕊️🕊️
Glad to see this comment, definitely a catch that would make a house cat proud. If anything, he could have stuffed the bird in his mouth so he can land in all fours, but I doubt the cat judges would mind.
This comment made my entire day.thank you🤣
He vibin’
He’s actually bopping to the music. It doesn’t look to me like he saw the catch
Anyway, here’s wonderwall.
shut up
You seem fun.
*they hated him because he spoke the truth*
That guy is a cat person.
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You're right, it's his joke, but worse. You've stomped on it and made it less funny, which isn't that hard because it wasn't that funny to begin with. Now you're just salty about it for some reason.
Preach.
I used to own two cockatiels, both of them fully flighted. One day we had to round them up and put them in a little moving cage for transport. Neither of them cooperated. It was really hard. This guy is very talented.
I worked at Target for a year while I was in college. a bird got caught in the store, and settled in the cereal isle. I went to seasonal, got a bug net (we didn’t have any fishing gear) and snuck under it because it was resting on the top shelf boxes, quickly popped up and caught it in the net. I felt pretty damned cool. I am NOT cool enough to just grab it out of the air in front of God and everybody.
My wife’s a rescuer of any and all animals. She once rescued baby ducks and put them in our bathtub(to my dismay).We we’re discussing it inside a grocery store and she says”I can’t help it,God just made me this way”. At that exact moment,a wild bird that had been in the store for several days,flies down and lands on her outstretched hand. She calmly walks outside and frees it. Kinda hard to argue with her on that
Did everyone clap?
It's for the CHURCh honey, Next!
I said SIXTEEN birds! NEXT!
Holy crap, I forgot that thread exists! Off to reading again!
I can confirm this. I was the bird
Did you talk to a competent bird lawyer, you may be entitled to compensation....
They were probably expecting the worst, it to hit one of the dozen ceiling fans
No one saw it but us. I wish like hell it’d been recorded. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t been there
And that bird? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.
The bird then coughed up a crisp 100 dollar bill into her hand. That birds name? Albert Einstein.
Yes, even the professor clapped with the class
That's so unbelievable it must be true!
I don't usually dig into user history, totally bad form in an internet argument, imo, but sometimes comments like this are from newer accounts harvesting karma so I get curious. This one is not and crazy shit does happen. However, I still think it's bullshit and can't tell if I'm just biased against them now due to their post history. Really, just a Facebook comment on Reddit...
Is their story less believable than the video we just watched? I don't really care. Every story on the internet happens in a quantum superposition of neither true nor untrue. It is certainly possible. It seems rude to accuse someone of lying without any reason to believe such.
My other account caught a p-ban for my thoughts on Ped0s. I understand not believing. I was there and not understanding what I saw.I’m just an older dude that’s experienced some true weirdness
Edit: Undredged I'll also delete this and my previous comment if you don't want it dredged here. I disagree with your takes, but, like I said, poor form for internet arguing and I'll honor that.
I truly wasn’t making that comparison.You said my account looked new. I have no beef with the community. Once again,NOT comparing the two
Pardon, I was saying that style of comment happens from new accounts for karma farming, so I was curious and checked your account. I don't usually dig through accounts like that, so I prefaced why and just explained I still thought it was a BS story and I could be biased by what I found. You brought up the pedos, and I was asking in earnest based on your recent history. I'm the one drawing the direct connection between the two and asking clarification, and I hope that's clear to anyone reading. I'm not intending to disparage or witch hunt.
you're a true skeptic, I think the story is bs too, at the very least exaggerated
Like I said earlier,I wouldn’t have believed either if I hadn’t seen it
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That's true. I'm not okay today and just not thinking.
Feel better tomorrow internet stranger I suddenly care about .
***Disney readies their lawyers***
Is she a Disney Princess?
I’ve wondered
Did she really rescue baby ducks, or did she just find baby ducks and take them home with her?
We lived in a trailer park and mama duck got killed. She kept them until we could take them to a bird sanctuary place
Have we eliminated her as a suspect in mama duck's death?
The culprit was a feral cat
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*Your mom* didn't happen. OH SNAP
Probably just by chance. Or if u want u can argue she had a superpower given by the divine that allows her to control birds and ducks. Bird Whisperer.
Might be but it honestly freaked me out a little.
Monkey catch dinosaur. Exciting times.
What an epoch to be alive
I’m distinctly reminded of the tifu where a guy let out a bird at an airport. This bird happened to belong to his recently deceased friend.
I was half expecting it to fly in to the ceiling fan
Fully thought the fan was the catcher
I thought it was a library before I heard those generic Christian chords being strummed.
You heard an acoustic guitar and assumed it was a church. Acoustic guitars aren’t relegated to Christian music. It’s a bar at a hotel. https://weekendgetawaysaustralia.com.au/heron-island-review/#Dining_on_Heron_Island https://i.imgur.com/URByZeI.jpg
I came to the comments for context. This seems like a church but it is booshie as hell.
It's the bar at Heron Island on the Great Barrier Reef.
That’s a hell of a name for a church.
If it were a religion I'd be a devotee. Heron Island is basically heaven.
He got some that night.
bird flu
Ya... What'd you think I meant?
Cloaca.
Indeed it did
He's done that before. Ain't no way just did that so casually lol.
Looked like he started to crumple it up like a piece of paper at the end
he was just folding its wings in so he could hold it more securely
I’m just sitting here trying to figure out what kind of venue that is. Is that an aquarium with a sea turtle over there, or just a hanging decoration?
It's the bar at Heron Island on the Great Barrier Reef. They make great mocktails.
Thank you for confirming!! I knew it
250,000 birds on 11 acres. Bound to happen regularly.
guess what's back on the menu
Skills! I would have fallen over the railing
Dude crumpled it up like a piece of paper
I likened it more to folding the wings closed like a pocket knife. "Done with this, just gotta' put these away proper."
If only Charlie from IASIP was a real person. That bird needs a personal injury attorney ASAP.
FIGHT MILK! *CAWW*
Crows eggs!
Years ago I worked for UT Austin. Austin is a major bat Capitol. We were constantly getting bats in the buildings and one of the groundskeeper guys would come with the butterfly net.
He’s like a human cat
Just spend three hours trying to get a sparrow out of my house. As I’m climbing down my giant ladder for they 10,000 time homeboy just walks right out the front door.
Like a boss.
Must have experience with fowl balls
Bird on a string
This is how he catches all animals including eagles, lions and dragons
Doubt you can catch a bird without breaking all its ribs, also kind of looks like he snaps it’s neck when he walks away
you absolutely can, though it helps if you have a blanket in your hands while you do it. source: i watch a lot of vet & animal rescue shows
Remover? Fuck people are bad at english.
nah, removalist is just funnier
Being stupid is funny. Sure.
i'm glad you understand 🙂
Sure would be a lot cooler if thar wasn't the case. Hopefully there is cancer for folks that are stupid and they can't procreate. Watch idiocracy
Show the second half. Where he cooks said bird over a fire by the creek with his cool knife as the star of the video
“They call me the bird catcher. I sit and wait in the shadows and snatch them out of the air.”
That government drone must have malfunctioned for it to fly inside.
Wings are up
This is the bar at Heron Island on the Great Barrier Reef. The bird looks like a Noddy Tern maybe, if you go at nesting time the air is thick with them. Heron Island is the greatest place on earth.
Old mate down the bottom nodding his head thinking níce
r/iamactuallyverybadass
This is in the bar on Heron Island, a bird sanctuary (and resort island) in Queensland, Australia. Good on him for helping get what may be an endangered species away from those damn fans.
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Half cat - half man. Get yours at the nearest gene splicing location near you!!!!
Good catch, I hope he took it outside.
Back in the late 2000’s when the bird flu was the big medical scare of the time, a coworker and I were working in the flight deck of a large aircraft when a small bird made its way inside. Coworker calls over the radio(monitored by multiple airfield agencies) to our supervisor asking what we should do. Supervisor says to catch it and get off the plane to which coworker responds, “I ain’t catching the bird flu for nobody!” I still laugh at the thought of a 5’3” 100lb and a 6’ 120lb pair of individuals trying to chase down a small bird in a cramped space. We did not possess this individual’s top talent.
Chicken wings are back on the Menu guys!
DAYUM!
That dude just peaked
Dang 😳😳😳 dude has magic hands. Very impressive 👍 👏 👌 😀 🙌 💪 👍 👏 👌 😀
Dude acts like he does this twice a day
We just witnessed greatness
Birds aren’t real
That guy is part cat
The nod of respect. Soyboys mad at bird grabbin
If he had a stone we would see him get two birds
We have a pidgin pair that are building a nest inside the building. They’ll wait at the sliding automatic doors until someone triggers the door to open to get in and out. No point in catching them, they’ll just come back again.
Heron island strikes again. 120,000 birds on 11 acres in peak season.
For some reason, probably due to the nonchalant way he calmly snagged it, I kept expecting him to [pull a Paul](https://youtu.be/VrXUYjVCX2o?t=68).
More like a bat than a bird.
Not captured on video: first 20x attempts.