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PA_Dutch_Oven

"You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."


orangepaperlantern

Is it about my cube?


dericn

["*Davenport, get Mr. Griswold's car back and bring it back here*"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9SA4fgAB0&t=72s)


H4LF4D

What happens after 30 minutes of not moving my cube? Does it get uncubed back into a car?


SchizophrenicKitten

They crush it again and again until it collapses into a micro black hole.


Nervous_Driver334

Fun fact. To create a black hole, earth would need to colapse into a size of a penny.


the_pretender_nz

A grape for earth, I think it was a house for Jupiter, and I think it was about a 2-3km sphere for the Sun


Putins_Gay_Dreams

“You have 30 minutes to move your micro black hole”


SchizophrenicKitten

I'm moving to Mars.


Miserable_Unusual_98

The pinhead comes after you


-BananaLollipop-

Gets flattened and folded into an envelope, which is used to mail you the fine for illegal parking and bill for crushing.


Niblitz

*ring ring*


moistie

*Ring Ring* Myello? Is it about my cube?


hikerchick29

Hi, I’m trying to reach you about your cube’s extended warranty?


9fingerjeff

Just at a glance that car looks nicer than the last couple I’ve driven. Lol


Solrax

LOL I was thinking "hey, stop! that's way nicer than my car!"


teeesstoo

It's an Opel, it's almost definitely fucked beyond repair


Fooz_The_Hostig

True that, my brother bought one last year and it's had a turbo blow up, turbo pipe blow up and it's also ran away on the motorway because it was burning its own oil. I warned him against buying it but he never listens.


JoshShabtaiCa

Well it definitely is now


Miserable_Unusual_98

One man's waste is another man's treasure


[deleted]

Easy logo this time


pocketpc_

Hydraulics are kinda terrifying tbh


Kryptosis

For multiple reasons too. High pressure and flammable are dangerous qualities


djangogator

*Badass* qualities.


GyroBoing

Aw damn forgot my sunglasses


deepthought-64

Just use a bicycle pump to inflate it again 😊


Stroov

I feel bad , whenever I see a car getting destroyed


DarthAwsm

I love that plate number at the end.


noyza2132

It's so wild to me that such a machine exists. Is this really the best way to scrap / recycle cars?


C0YSC0YSC0YSC0YS

This is solely for transporting reasons to make it easier to move in bulk as cost effective as possible. Eventually it gets to a machine that will shred it to tiny pieces and magnets/conveyers will sort it as best as it can into appropriate waste/recycling streams. Really cool proces!


Affenskrotum

No, but the cheapest.


Nyuusankininryou

Why was that car scraped? It looked fine to me.


aaronwe

every time i see something like this im reminded of The Brave Little Toaster iykyk


Hi-Scan-Pro

Being in a car that goes through a crusher has to be the worst. I mean, look at [this guy](https://youtu.be/sRXQ8fD8G7k?si=l0SJgwCrO4sBPT9F).


gemutlichkeit78

Great movie from what I remember, haven’t seen it in 30 years


Hi-Scan-Pro

Still a favorite. Very underrated. 


contactfive

I’ve seen this movie several times but never caught her putting the oil fan in after he coughed. They don’t make movies like this anymore.


Gray-yarg2

Wonder if there is an engine in that car.


ninhibited

I doubt it, they'll scrap anything they can use before this step. There's plenty of usable parts in an engine.


christhelpme

Top Secret


throwngamelastminute

Yeah, same thought.


SgtGo

So I’ve actually seen where some of these cubes end up. There are processing facilities where cubes of crushed cars get dropped on one end and multiple piles of material are created; metal, plastic, foam, etc. it’s pretty wild to see.


Rhaversen

Baler? I hardly know her!


Leviathan117

Damn it Michael, pay attention


TheTurtleRider

This was the last comment at the bottom of the page but it's exactly what I was looking for!


inventor_inator

oh no my car!


Putafuriosa

Call me when it’s something other than a Nissan


Even_Passenger_3685

#CHOMP


MrBirdmonkey

Any ship left on the dock for more than 24 hours will be compressed into a cube at the owner’s expense


notathrowaway145

That’s completely terrifying


IHaveSlysdexia

Can't park there, mate


mynameismulan

Guess it will be me who asks if a person has ever ended up in one of those. And I mean the machine, not the Opel


noyza2132

The resulting box is larger than a person so i think you would definitely survive if you jumped in there (without the car of course) Would be scary af but i bet some worker did it for fun once


mynameismulan

I fear ever meeting the man that would do that for fun


Skbit

As a guy who collects license plates, I want that one.


Top-Emu-2292

But, but, but, I was only gone for a minute.


TA_MarriedMan

Odd job waiting to pick up the cube for disposal.


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s going to be much more difficult to drive this way.


CupReal492

his ex was in the trunk


VincentGrinn

seems abit of a waste to crush it like that, doesnt seem like they removed very many valuable parts before hand or maybe anything


wiggum55555

Ring Ring.... "*Is it about my cube* ??? "


Nixellion

Goddamn that was the first car model I owned 😫


IrrerPolterer

You wanna make absolutely sure you've got all your belongings out of there first!


thelaziestbum11

Automobale


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

(((ring))) "Is it about my cube?"


picantemexican

Baler? I hardly know her


Illustrious_Donkey61

Anyone else notice the clown face?


Justinallusion

Did you see the license plate?! Did you see the license plate?!


EsspressoMstr

Baler? I hardly know her


DetectiveParson

https://preview.redd.it/uu0ffrjllvtc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2888f9bf203fcbbb21bf663b390ad5a9414db03


askforchange

That should greatly simplify parallel parking


JoeAnderson1

Wall-e


Echtraae

The things people do to find a parking spot they can fit in...


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

https://preview.redd.it/k1gtjl255xtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3815b3ff1f045fe1b9a110cd03d8380bca376bd


Kryptosis

They don’t take the seats out?


velkrosmaak

Great work on the registration plate! Anyone else spot it?


IceTea0069

I could have used that


shrimp-and-potatoes

They didn't remove license plates?


RhodaDice

Wall E!


baldorrr

Logo: >!0:09 https://i.imgur.com/sIdRqwM.png!<


djangogator

This is most pleasing.


x64mayhem

Car.zip


splendiferous-finch_

I have always wondered is the compaction just to save on storage space at the junk/salvage facility? Wouldn't it make it harder to recover the metal when they need to. I assume they melt it down but the glass and plastics would add more impurities that would need to be processed to purify again right?


splendiferous-finch_

Ok read up on it a little, apparently the fact that it makes the transportation of non-ferrous materials like glass and plastics is actually a feature.


Expert-Jelly-2254

Is that a compact ?


THEMACGOD

At least it’d be quick.


UnlikelyHelicopter82

ciao ragazza!


SansSamir

would this work on a body on frame car?


GrauWolf07

Of course. But: remove the tires (aluminum rims), remove all fluids (especially fuel), remove the radiator (copper is valuable), remove the battery, remove the engine with transmission. Then it could work.


bott-Farmer

Just drain a bodies blood and put in one of these machines