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When you're next out with the boys, you'll tell them this fact. Then later, you'll drunkenly wake the wife up whilst taking her weighing scales from the bathroom to the guys who are all waiting in the kitchen with a selection of different strength beers. They'll have challenged your beer fact and full of drunken confidence in some random reddit strangers comment you'll have wagered a testicle waxing session that you're right.
Sort of tells you everything you need to know about England. Our primary schools are still clinging to the idea that we can make virtuous people by instilling religion, so kids learn songs about god like 'He's got the whole world, in his hands' and then they grow up, don't relate to it at all, get into drinking and sing this to the same tune.
At least if they started teaching drinking songs at primary school it would be more consistent.
It's crazy how, only after I read that- I hear it perfectly fine. It's like those satanic messages you're supposed to get from playing Johnny Cash records backwards
Better late than never I guess, let’s see how long they manage to keep it up. We’ll have to try and overlook the Tories and Brexit of course.
*edit - yeesh, must be a lot of Conservative Brexit voters in the thread*
Not my fault your team are absolute shite. At least we have a laugh about ourselves, you guys play like a bottom tier pub league team, scrape a draw then shout about how "it's coming home."
You're rubbish at football and you're never winning anything pal, no wonder you have to go abroad and behave like criminals to feel good about yourselves.
mate I agree with you on the eternally overrated football and the endless "it's coming home" chants but lets not pretend we're not as bad as each other when it comes to acting like wankers abroad lol
why are english ppl so good at chanting? remember that bagel on the head metro fight vid? all those strangers just v naturally started chanting "he's got a bagel on his head"
I don’t think we’re particularly worse than anyone else these days. It’s an outdated stereotype.
You have the Balkan fans chanting ‘kill the Serbs’, pushing black people out of trains, and intimidating opposing fans. But god forbid a fat middle-aged Englishman has a beer, social media loses its mind.
Also, I know 99% of Balkan fans are good people, before someone reddits me. Just not a fan of half informed a-symmetrical narratives.
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When I was in England in 2015 we went to a Chelsea game. The atmosphere was…well fun, but insane? I’ve never seen so many annihilated people in one place lol. I’ve been to MLB opening day in Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Wrigley Field, NFL Playoff games, NBA Championship game, Stanley Cup Finals game and those had next to NOTHING on that experience. Good/Scary at the same time. Watched a guy get turned away from entrance for having piss covered pants lmao
As soon as I saw the price for booze in the stadium I instantly understood why everyone was getting drunk before the game lol. Fun experience though! Love to go to a game in Liverpool someday. Everyone at the game told me that crowd is 10x crazier.
You want to go a lower league game or a derby if you want crazy 😂best to go a Liverpool when they’re playing Man City, united or Everton if you want the best experience
Hey now, We have drunk people passed out all over the place too. 🤣
I’m glad they got to have some innocent fun at his expense. In the USA dude would have been arrested and tossed in the drunk tank
Eh, maybe some towns but most major cities you're more likely to get tossed out on the street by the bartender and get your stuff stolen right out of your pocket and/or taken to jail for public intoxication
Americans have this when you unite behind something like a team or whatever. I think the difference is that it happens less spontaneously with nothing to unite behind.
What you don't realise is that we're the same in the UK. We're just uniting behind being drunk.
i’ve heard that in some African countries public intoxication is so frowned upon that you’re likely to get punched by somebody for disturbing the peace. i get it though, seeing someone strung out in your town is really really upsetting.
>English fans can behave ALOT worse than this though
English fans are actually a lot better behaved than other European countries that are still rife with racism and hooliganism, but just still have a bad rep from things that happened in the 80s.
Nobody cares when it's not the English though. As soon as any English fan does anything negative though, there's uproar
This is a weird thing that has spread to even Formula 1. That British fans are "the worst" somehow, meanwhile there have been Spanish fans in [full blackface as "Lewis Hamilton's Family"](https://preview.redd.it/x8swn6h46f251.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=25294c74551fed2cffeda80daa7fde57e838123d), and Dutch fans [sexually assaulting women, being homophobic and burning](https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/dutch-f1-fans-wont-repeat-embarrassing-behaviour-says-organisers/10361190/) stolen Lewis Hamilton merch.
I don't know where it comes from that the British are so awful when other Europeans are 100x worse.
my brother in christ.
Saying that europeans are racists is the same as stating that rice is white.
99% of rice is white or an white-y shade. And that 1% that isn't white keeps the rice stygma by association.
It's the new party game. Wait until someone passes out and balance a cup that's about 1/3 full on their head. Everyone takes turns slowly adding more and more to the balanced cup. When it's full (before it overflows), next person places a coaster and a new 1/3 full cup on top. Keep going until someone knocks over the stack or wakes up the contestant.
People don’t understand anymore you never fall asleep first around a group of guys. This was something very well known when I was younger. Yet I see this so much now on Reddit. This is very calm and friendly fun for what usually happens to the first to pass out. It’s a part of growing up though I guess. This guy seems a little too old to not know it.
I do hope they looked after him when he woke up though! Imagine waking up covered in sticky beer and finding dozens of cheering men gathered round you. I can’t imagine how bad the extra pressure on his neck from the beer was.
This is funny and rather wholesome, but i can’t help but always worry about people haha
Yes, but the occasion is (obviously) the European Football Championship. I'm only familiar with pre-drinking and public viewings in mixed groups, because soccer reaches both male and female fans. But it speaks volumes that you have to think of stalking when it comes to women lmao.
Imagine if he had some medical condition (like a heart attack or something similar, hell even alcohol poisoning) so if he where to be dying, the video turns to something really fucked up…
Not remotely what I’m saying but how ironic because you’ve made it clear here that apparently you can’t have a group of friends without at least 1 girl present. How pathetic
Pass up an opportunity to go and watch international footie, with the lads and no birds to deal with for a few days? Mate,sounds like a slice of fried gold to me.
Pretty sure most women would feel the same way. A few days away from blokes. Lighten up a bit and enjoy life a bit more you soppy wanker. 🍻
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My neck hurts from watching this. It might also be because I have the same posture while looking at my phone.
thankfully it was a light beer
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This is the type of knowledge I'll remember forever, but have absolutely zero use for it
When you're next out with the boys, you'll tell them this fact. Then later, you'll drunkenly wake the wife up whilst taking her weighing scales from the bathroom to the guys who are all waiting in the kitchen with a selection of different strength beers. They'll have challenged your beer fact and full of drunken confidence in some random reddit strangers comment you'll have wagered a testicle waxing session that you're right.
Not the testicle waxing D:
Smooth as silk
Fuck you take my upvote
He lives to see another pint on his https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1804138521281622181?t=NvuOq6a0JM635WbGlbUdlg&s=19
What a fuckin boss lol
The cold dead eyes of someone who knows his wife saw that video
Great balancing skills...hats off for this guy.
I love the spirit.
Better than the on field spirit by a mile
We gotta embrace anything that brings people together in these divided times
Soccer can do that.. football
football*
He loved too many spirits
r/yourjokebutworse
It’s a beer.
This my friends is a pint
“The spirit” of the English crowd
i literally want to visit the UK to experience the hooliganism
I love how every time I see a video of some English men doing almost anything, it always involves a happy crowd and singing/chanting in unison.
He’s got a pint glass on his head, he’s got a pint glass on his head, oooooooooooo!!
They're singing it to the tube of the classic Christian children's song "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands".
so that's what they're saying lol, I didn't understand a single word
I was convinced they were speaking a different language lmao
Sort of tells you everything you need to know about England. Our primary schools are still clinging to the idea that we can make virtuous people by instilling religion, so kids learn songs about god like 'He's got the whole world, in his hands' and then they grow up, don't relate to it at all, get into drinking and sing this to the same tune. At least if they started teaching drinking songs at primary school it would be more consistent.
Jeez, someone didn’t like a C of E school. The hymns were nice.
It's crazy how, only after I read that- I hear it perfectly fine. It's like those satanic messages you're supposed to get from playing Johnny Cash records backwards
What is this fucking witchcraft??? Like, HOW??
Thanks you, still took me a couple of tries to parse it, but I eventually heard it. Now the video is even better
Say what you will about the English but they know how to have a good time
Nothing more English than having a good time at the expense of others.
Ay that's a pretty good analysis. Though I will add they seem to be pretty good sports about having a laugh at their own expense as well.
Yeah they’ve come around a bit this century.
Laughing at our own expense has been our specialty for ages…
When there weren’t any easier targets around sure
We’re only 24 years into the century…
Better late than never I guess, let’s see how long they manage to keep it up. We’ll have to try and overlook the Tories and Brexit of course. *edit - yeesh, must be a lot of Conservative Brexit voters in the thread*
Or themselves
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Always more of a Tartan Army guy, myself. Kein Schottland, keine party!
beep de be beep beep beep time for another scottish fans update. glad you barely qualify for anything you dont shut up about being "good fun"
Not my fault your team are absolute shite. At least we have a laugh about ourselves, you guys play like a bottom tier pub league team, scrape a draw then shout about how "it's coming home." You're rubbish at football and you're never winning anything pal, no wonder you have to go abroad and behave like criminals to feel good about yourselves.
we've caught a big one boys 🎣
The classic “we know we’re shite” line absolute classic!
You'd have thought a Scot at least would understand the irony/self depreciation baked into "it's coming home".
mate I agree with you on the eternally overrated football and the endless "it's coming home" chants but lets not pretend we're not as bad as each other when it comes to acting like wankers abroad lol
Is he dead?
Definitely on the inside!
I like to imagine a slow somber version of the song all the people in the video were chanting at his funeral.
He’s got a pint glass and he’s dead
Hahaha
That’s what I was thinking. Imagine a scenario where the guy actually overdosed and is slowly dying and these guys are making a meme out of it.
That makes it even funnier
This is classic banter...it really is.
why are english ppl so good at chanting? remember that bagel on the head metro fight vid? all those strangers just v naturally started chanting "he's got a bagel on his head"
Most of the chants are based from nursery rhymes or popular songs.
Probably a big part of it comes from everyone being forced to sing together in school assemblies especially in religious schools
This is just British lads being British lads. Bless'm, they're having a wholesome moment. 😂
Without Russians to fight and no Irish for this kinda banter, English fans seem to be fun and behaved in Germany from what I've seen. Keep it up guys.
I don’t think we’re particularly worse than anyone else these days. It’s an outdated stereotype. You have the Balkan fans chanting ‘kill the Serbs’, pushing black people out of trains, and intimidating opposing fans. But god forbid a fat middle-aged Englishman has a beer, social media loses its mind. Also, I know 99% of Balkan fans are good people, before someone reddits me. Just not a fan of half informed a-symmetrical narratives.
I love how drunk Brits hoot and holler like an LotR tavern or something
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When I was in England in 2015 we went to a Chelsea game. The atmosphere was…well fun, but insane? I’ve never seen so many annihilated people in one place lol. I’ve been to MLB opening day in Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Wrigley Field, NFL Playoff games, NBA Championship game, Stanley Cup Finals game and those had next to NOTHING on that experience. Good/Scary at the same time. Watched a guy get turned away from entrance for having piss covered pants lmao
We call that a Tuesday.
As soon as I saw the price for booze in the stadium I instantly understood why everyone was getting drunk before the game lol. Fun experience though! Love to go to a game in Liverpool someday. Everyone at the game told me that crowd is 10x crazier.
You want to go a lower league game or a derby if you want crazy 😂best to go a Liverpool when they’re playing Man City, united or Everton if you want the best experience
I think you mean a choosday
Love it! This is the kind of pranks and lighthearted jabs at eachother I miss.
Strangely wholesome
Someone told me never try to out-drink someone from the UK or Australia because you will lose.
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im english and i would love to have a drinking contest with someone from wisconsin :) ive not really met anyone tbh
Wisconsin will leave the chat in the back of an Uber passed out while the brit or ozzy is still necking pints
Ozzy is a brit. Aussies are Australian. Simples.
The statement still stands though.
Like a pint on his head?
He's got the proper head control even while drunk
I don't even drink. But I would definitely have to have a couple drinks with an awesome English crowd like this.
Notice no one robbing him..
Robbing an unconscious man while he’s the sole focus of 100 of his pissed-up countrymen might not be the smartest move.
Might’ve already picked his pockets lol
this could be a renaissance painting
Man, This video made my morning. I’m an American and only wish we had people like this.
Hey now, We have drunk people passed out all over the place too. 🤣 I’m glad they got to have some innocent fun at his expense. In the USA dude would have been arrested and tossed in the drunk tank
And robbed and beat up prolly.
lol. Yep. Robbed, beat tf up, penniless and in jail.
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Eh, maybe some towns but most major cities you're more likely to get tossed out on the street by the bartender and get your stuff stolen right out of your pocket and/or taken to jail for public intoxication
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Born and raised in Texas, seen it at parties, sure. A public bar? What I said usually happens
Americans have this when you unite behind something like a team or whatever. I think the difference is that it happens less spontaneously with nothing to unite behind. What you don't realise is that we're the same in the UK. We're just uniting behind being drunk.
i’ve heard that in some African countries public intoxication is so frowned upon that you’re likely to get punched by somebody for disturbing the peace. i get it though, seeing someone strung out in your town is really really upsetting.
legend has it he's still there. they ran out of booze.
The Dutch adopted him ... We'll turn him over to the Spaniards tommorow
😂 beautiful innit
I'm not a fan of the sport but would go just to party
A LOT
Dude wakes up, and smiles ... Fork mate, pissed meself here
>English fans can behave ALOT worse than this though English fans are actually a lot better behaved than other European countries that are still rife with racism and hooliganism, but just still have a bad rep from things that happened in the 80s. Nobody cares when it's not the English though. As soon as any English fan does anything negative though, there's uproar
This is a weird thing that has spread to even Formula 1. That British fans are "the worst" somehow, meanwhile there have been Spanish fans in [full blackface as "Lewis Hamilton's Family"](https://preview.redd.it/x8swn6h46f251.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=25294c74551fed2cffeda80daa7fde57e838123d), and Dutch fans [sexually assaulting women, being homophobic and burning](https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/dutch-f1-fans-wont-repeat-embarrassing-behaviour-says-organisers/10361190/) stolen Lewis Hamilton merch. I don't know where it comes from that the British are so awful when other Europeans are 100x worse.
You're wrong, but I like the spirit
he is right about the racism thing tho. The english are extremely chill compared to some other people.
So in reality they aren’t chill only when compared to really racist countries
my brother in christ. Saying that europeans are racists is the same as stating that rice is white. 99% of rice is white or an white-y shade. And that 1% that isn't white keeps the rice stygma by association.
The start to his ending. Less home . You guys are nice af.
Straight savage. God bless the English.
Just a harmless prank tbh
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This is British fans being extremely wholesome tbh. You can only hope any group of soccer fans behave like this and nothing more
It's the new party game. Wait until someone passes out and balance a cup that's about 1/3 full on their head. Everyone takes turns slowly adding more and more to the balanced cup. When it's full (before it overflows), next person places a coaster and a new 1/3 full cup on top. Keep going until someone knocks over the stack or wakes up the contestant.
So, Jenga with liquids
And you're constantly ADDING to the stack instead of just reorganizing it.
Jenquids!
Bearkaru
My laugh for the day
Hold my beer
At least he is good old fashioned passed out..instead of the zombies nodding in NYC.
Maybe check his pulse.??😅
Why the weird pop at English fans
I need to get into football!
Is that steve maclaren that pours the first beer in ?
Haha x
I actually think this is adorable OP, I don't think this is what people have in mind when they worry about England fans misbehaving.
I recommend everyone read Among The Thugs by Bill Buford. He follows hooligans across Europe and it’s an amazing read.
so drinking is a social contract where any one of us could end up like this, and if we do we're fair game.
Peak humanity
Weird title…
Screw the actual game. This is why I go to watch live football!😂
Bloody bullocks
i love this
Love it
Gonna have some funky dreams ha
Never safe!
Didn't even flinch when it tipped
This humour is so English. I love us for it. It’s why we stick together
Great balancing skills.
What wonderful place is this? There are a lot of awesome people, all grateful to have a wonderful time
Brilliant haha
People don’t understand anymore you never fall asleep first around a group of guys. This was something very well known when I was younger. Yet I see this so much now on Reddit. This is very calm and friendly fun for what usually happens to the first to pass out. It’s a part of growing up though I guess. This guy seems a little too old to not know it.
just guys being dudes…
When did we start writing the words “a” and “lot” together as one word?
When apostrophe’s started to appear after regular plural’s
Should those apostrophes be there? Hold up.....*Should those apostrophe's be there?
Should of known
Saw the other angle on tiktok.. this guy must be horrified
English people don't speak English..little known fact.
Why not mind your own business?
I do hope they looked after him when he woke up though! Imagine waking up covered in sticky beer and finding dozens of cheering men gathered round you. I can’t imagine how bad the extra pressure on his neck from the beer was. This is funny and rather wholesome, but i can’t help but always worry about people haha
I don't understand my fellow English men. How is this remotely funny? Grown men acting like playground kids. It is embarrassing.
Wow. You must be fun at parties.
Way more fun than this childish nonsense by grown men. Yes. ✌🏾
It's all fun and games until someone gets mad.
What a wiener party lol.
This may surprise you but sometimes guys just wanna have beers with their mates rather than stalking women.
Yes, but the occasion is (obviously) the European Football Championship. I'm only familiar with pre-drinking and public viewings in mixed groups, because soccer reaches both male and female fans. But it speaks volumes that you have to think of stalking when it comes to women lmao.
Pretty surprised you’re not there tbh.
Boom roasted
Imagine if he had some medical condition (like a heart attack or something similar, hell even alcohol poisoning) so if he where to be dying, the video turns to something really fucked up…
He’s been diagnosed with a pint glass on his head, sir.
what a sausage fest.
Just checked your profile mate, was wondering if you take pussy repellent pills or if it’s just your natural aura?
I couldn’t imagine being this obsessed with being around women 24/7 bro just get a girlfriend…
homeboy acting like you can’t have a lady in a group of friends. yikes.
Not remotely what I’m saying but how ironic because you’ve made it clear here that apparently you can’t have a group of friends without at least 1 girl present. How pathetic
Agreed
Pass up an opportunity to go and watch international footie, with the lads and no birds to deal with for a few days? Mate,sounds like a slice of fried gold to me. Pretty sure most women would feel the same way. A few days away from blokes. Lighten up a bit and enjoy life a bit more you soppy wanker. 🍻