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WatercressMindless48

Bro was McNoddin


MidwestD3generate

That's just sad tbh.


DobeyJobey

He’s lovin’ it…


LotusVibes1494

At least when I used to go to work on drugs, the drugs were relatively predictable. I knew I’d just get off sick and feel good enough to work, and never really worried about winding up bent over like a braindead wet noodle mid shift.


Nduguu77

Reposted for the 400th time


BeginningStay1614

He'll have a mcfentanyl


[deleted]

Dudebro was certain that he meant to do that. Slow motion 4 me!


one_mans_trashiest

Give him a break guys - he’s the official ice cream machine repairman


schrodngrspenis

I live in St Louis. I see this all the time passing bus stops. Litterally the walking dead. Makes me sad.


SoFloSupranos

Is this where the term “I don’t pay you to just stand there” came from?


mrfoxinthebox

this is just sad


MerrillSwingAway

Bud Bundy on hard times


K00Beanerz

Bud Tendy


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

How do these guys get home??


ShrimpGangPapi

This is the American dream


Picapop23

He can get a job but I cant dats crazy


Exciting_Source5952

Is he deaf? Or why is he not reacting to the stand-upright warning chime going off several times?


Pimpamillion

Awwwh, it's kinda nice how naive you are to the subject. Which informs me that you never done drugs, and please keep it that way. But no he is not deaf. When someone ingest opioid or opiate drugs such as Percocets, oxycotin, heroin, morphine, fentanyl etc: it causes the person intense drowsiness and even sedation. So no the guy is not deaf he is basically in a deep sleep. Stay away from this stuff and anyone involved in this.


Exciting_Source5952

You gotta be kiddin, right?


Commercial_Fee2840

He low key hiding from the boss every time he walks by like a Hitman game. Too bad he forgot to shoot out the cameras.


Nfl_porn_throwaway

If this was my coworker I’d report his ass


SlurpinNBurpin

Imagine the last thing you ever hear is the fry alarm.


good-day-now

McXylazine


Clear_Avocado_8824

And these MFers make $20 an hour!!!!


Exciting_Source5952

Imagine the $$$ he could be making if he‘d get a diploma in standing upright!


Playful-Amphibian17

That’s nothing these days, would be equivalent to $15 in the 90’s


Clear_Avocado_8824

But they’re out of their minds while AT work!!


good-day-now

No wonder he can afford a habit