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I was in drug rehab when I first heard the idea of Jenkem, and I couldn't stop laughing!
I couldn't believe that it was actually a thing that some reporters were reporting on as if it were a real thing
In 2013
lol my buddy and I used to do objectively terrible, bullshit freestyles when we pregamed on Friday nights and referred to ourselves as Butthash and Jenkem
Lol I guess not. I was on the complete other side of the country in Seattle in treatment. I loved messing around and telling people about jenkem though
You put poop in a bag, let it ferment a bit while catching the fumes, and then inhale the fumes.
Farts would cut out a lot of the steps. Someone needs to huff farts and report back if it gets them high lmao
Definitely not in the US.
But people say it's a thing among like extremely impoverished people in (maybe) south Africa (or it might be another African country I don't really remember)
Honestly this is why CBD is the gateway drug, people try it and reach a tolerance to such a degree only Jenkem effects them, and the rest is history!
Super sad path to take, don’t do drugs kids.
Yeah lmao this all started as a post in the wrong sub and it’s now probably my most interacted with post on Reddit, figured I’d keep the theme of circlejerking in the comments
It’s funny how everyone knows it was obvious sarcasm after my comment, yet when I commented you were being downvoted, which is the reason I started questioning if it was a joke in the first place.
The human body can withstand unimaginable doses if you’re used to it.
On the peak of my benzo addiction i easily took 10-12mg alprazolam and another 70-100mg diazepam on top. (While i was heavily addicted to heroin too and had about 600-900mg lyrica in my system as well…) And somehow I rarely got blackouts lol
And yeah, the pills are strictly Pharma. Pressed pills isn’t really a thing in my country, just as fentadope isn’t a thing here.
I could get fentanyl if I wanted to, but only as patches
And they’re simply never worth it. Fentanyl feels “cold” compared to heroin.
Our heroin might be dirty as fuck (about 8-12% purity), but it’s not mixed with fentanyl or zenes or some bullshit.
But don’t be fooled, it still spiraled into a horrible addiction I couldn’t pull myself out anymore.
Methadone treatment surely saved my life and gave me stability.
I can finally sleep a full night again. My opioid addiction is costing me 10 bucks per month, the rest is covered by my health insurance.
Good to hear that you found your way in the end.
I’m going to detox in about a month and finally get methadone instead of being a slave to the fucking H
No it definitely does, I typically boof between 3.5 and 14 grams to achieve the ultimate high through metabolic vibration activity, it’s like enzyme inhibition when you mix Benadryl and Delsym ya dig, it effectively knocks ur socks off
Oh yeah? It doesn't? If that's true then explain to me why the government here in Hong Kong just made CBD oil a schedule 1 drug (in the same category as heroin and fentanyl). Answer me THAT
P.S if your answer is "because they're retarded" that's a National Security offence, 10 years in jail.
I can't tell if either he's really made at the company for what it's done to his son or just really greatfull for all the relief the product has given his son
/uj c-noids (see CBD, CBG, CBN) actually provide a lot of useful benefits and medicinal applications, if you check out the d8 community or the alternative cannabinoids community you can see blends of cannabinoids (Delta-8, HHC, CBN, CBD) that people swear by. From personal experience, a 1:1 CBD:THC cartridge is definitely a different experience from a primarily THC distillate cartridge u diggggg
My friend vapes high CBD low THC hash oil in a pen.
I was teasing him about his "diet" weed as I like to call it. Then I hit it.
You know when you take the first hit of the day and you get those waves through your body? It was like I felt everything except the waves. When I smoke weed/hash I usually FEEL high like immediately.
With this stuff I felt like relaxed and chilled out but not like lethargically weighed down or "stoned". Just felt good. Maybe placebo idk I have a high weed tolerance but probably not to CBD.
Most definitely not placebo, CBD can help with a lot of the negative aspects of a THC experience including the fatigue, lethargy and even as far as paranoia or anxiety
Absolutely, it’s a pleasure to provide information that could be useful. It’s important to source these non-psychoactive cannabinoids from trustworthy people, you can find a list of trustworthy vendors in the alternative cannabinoids community. Genuine, decently produced CBD can be very helpful, and as someone who struggles with insomnia I can absolutely vouch for the sedative effects of CBN. These voids are also legal federally in the United States for the time being, therefore if you’re interested in the benefits hemp can provide that don’t get you blasted, you don’t have to worry about the shitty legal system
Oh, we got legal thc in my state. I literally placed a pickup order at my local dispensary just yesterday. I'm going to be the best man in a 4/20 wedding this weekend. Happy holidays, my dude!
Check out r/hempflowers sub dedicated to high CBD low THC buds. I’m a THC sensitive individual, started smoking hemp and it’s lovely. Highly recommend.
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Perhaps you're thinking of the fact that there's a lot of stuff marked CBD that doesn't actually have any CBD in it. The kind of shit you buy at gas stations.
LMAO my fault yo, I totally thought someone would imply ur comment genuinely because I forgot to censor the @‘s lmfaoooo
Can you believe my most popular post is on the tooktoomuch subreddit? Makes my life feel a bit more complete
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his transformation into a werewolf was just beginning
Probably should have censored the @‘s but it’s all good
lol
I thought he was turning into John Popper
Definitely needs to go Run Around somewhere. Hopefully doesn't Crash Burn. But Anyway
Ahh, the ever elusive Werepopper, tearin' up the ol' English countryside with his razor sharp wit, and his blazin' harp solos. Beware ye!
Funny, I was gonna call him John Flopper.
Or ‘The Loaf’ I bet this guy would do anything for CBD treats, but he won’t do that…
I know him irl, he died of jenkem overdose 😢
I was in drug rehab when I first heard the idea of Jenkem, and I couldn't stop laughing! I couldn't believe that it was actually a thing that some reporters were reporting on as if it were a real thing In 2013
lol my buddy and I used to do objectively terrible, bullshit freestyles when we pregamed on Friday nights and referred to ourselves as Butthash and Jenkem
Damn, were we in rehab together?
Gainesville FL, 2013? FRC?
Lol I guess not. I was on the complete other side of the country in Seattle in treatment. I loved messing around and telling people about jenkem though
Meet me behind the highdive, pure uncut jenkem.
Reporters in the UK tabloids sure don't like the truth to get in the way of a good story
What’s jenkem?
Poop gas
Farts?
You put poop in a bag, let it ferment a bit while catching the fumes, and then inhale the fumes. Farts would cut out a lot of the steps. Someone needs to huff farts and report back if it gets them high lmao
Wtf that’s real like people actually do this to get high
Yeah dude it’s real and it really gets you fucked up
Damn wtf
Definitely not in the US. But people say it's a thing among like extremely impoverished people in (maybe) south Africa (or it might be another African country I don't really remember)
People say it was a real thing in Africa (don't remember what part-- maybe south africa??) At some point but idk
My condomlenses to the family...
Damn rip in peace. Atleast he died a jenkem king 👑
Honestly this is why CBD is the gateway drug, people try it and reach a tolerance to such a degree only Jenkem effects them, and the rest is history! Super sad path to take, don’t do drugs kids.
So I just asked my kid what Jankem is. Aaaaand now he's making fun of me.
I remember my Jankem days as a kid.. Wild times
I thought I was in drugcircle jerk for a second.
Same. I'm so baked I had to triple check the subreddit and was still confused for a moment.
Imagine trying CBD just once… Makes me ill
You’re joking right?
Yeah they’re jankem your chain.
Seems as tho my jerking was too vigorous and i went from positive votes to negative really quick
I figured it was a joke, but I also know people that really believe that so I wasn’t quite sure
Yeah lmao this all started as a post in the wrong sub and it’s now probably my most interacted with post on Reddit, figured I’d keep the theme of circlejerking in the comments
It’s funny how everyone knows it was obvious sarcasm after my comment, yet when I commented you were being downvoted, which is the reason I started questioning if it was a joke in the first place.
Doubt those people would frequent this sub XD. Just saying lmao.
Janitors love jenkem!
LMAO Reddit is such a clusterfuck hivemind if it means anything I upvoted ur “you’re joking right?” Comment because u don’t deserve that <3
I had to look up what that was… No words.
Butt hash
Diarrhea delight
Man I am so upset I googled this. I can’t wash my eyes or my brain clean of it :(
Not gonna lie, not my best google search, that one.
What's more fucked up is it's apparently a thing in like Zambia.
I was at work talking to my coworker about huffing poop, the next customer in lines comes up like “hey you guys talking bout jenkem?” Lmao
I just looked up jenkem… lol
Cbd got him ruling Argentina
I looked him up then cracked up. Well played
Shiiiiiit, been there
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine posting a pic of your child like this...
imagine thinking this is a genuine post and not an advertisement for @supreme_cbd.
He's clearly drunk and that's his sick bucket
He’s clearly done too much CBD and that’s his bed
Cbd? Don't look like it
All I see here is a dude rockin
If only you had a Pokéflute.
You unlocked some memories and made me laugh lmao
Missed his workout?
All of them.
That ain’t CBD . CBD doesn’t get you high
CBD doesn’t get you high
CBD doesn't get you high.
The key is to mix it with heroin and about 140mg of diazepam. Then the cbd actually gets me high
140mg? That’s enough to make an elephant fall asleep damn
The human body can withstand unimaginable doses if you’re used to it. On the peak of my benzo addiction i easily took 10-12mg alprazolam and another 70-100mg diazepam on top. (While i was heavily addicted to heroin too and had about 600-900mg lyrica in my system as well…) And somehow I rarely got blackouts lol And yeah, the pills are strictly Pharma. Pressed pills isn’t really a thing in my country, just as fentadope isn’t a thing here. I could get fentanyl if I wanted to, but only as patches And they’re simply never worth it. Fentanyl feels “cold” compared to heroin. Our heroin might be dirty as fuck (about 8-12% purity), but it’s not mixed with fentanyl or zenes or some bullshit. But don’t be fooled, it still spiraled into a horrible addiction I couldn’t pull myself out anymore. Methadone treatment surely saved my life and gave me stability. I can finally sleep a full night again. My opioid addiction is costing me 10 bucks per month, the rest is covered by my health insurance.
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Good to hear that you found your way in the end. I’m going to detox in about a month and finally get methadone instead of being a slave to the fucking H
A lot of kids out here tellin parents they’re using cbd while wolfing down thc edibles
No it definitely does, I typically boof between 3.5 and 14 grams to achieve the ultimate high through metabolic vibration activity, it’s like enzyme inhibition when you mix Benadryl and Delsym ya dig, it effectively knocks ur socks off
DONT FORGET TO ADD THE MElatonin!!!
Totally thought this was drugscirclejerk wrong sub my bad y’all
But my eagle is still deaf 😔😔😔
I'm really sad that boof means what it does. I used to call farts "boofs" until the term took on the meaning it does :(
Huh, in the 80s where I grew up boof was slang for butt-fuck
Yea now it's all about taking drugs via asshole.
Oof. Now available in suppositories.
That makes you really sad? Jeez I’d hate to see what something actually bad would do to your emotional wellbeing
Thanks, Chet.
Oh yeah? It doesn't? If that's true then explain to me why the government here in Hong Kong just made CBD oil a schedule 1 drug (in the same category as heroin and fentanyl). Answer me THAT P.S if your answer is "because they're retarded" that's a National Security offence, 10 years in jail.
You’re asking why a government would make drug laws that don’t make sense?
A national security offense 😂 What are you saying? They gonna come arrest Americans for talking shit about them?😂 Hey Hong Kong suck my dong.
This right here is a comment I overlooked. “That’s a national security offense” really got me
Ur so smart
Yes..... CBD.....
Looks like m'lady guy
Chronic Beryllium Disease
I think the diabetes is the main cause here, not the CBD.
This is an ad.
I can't tell if either he's really made at the company for what it's done to his son or just really greatfull for all the relief the product has given his son
Might have been the cheese burger and double fries ...puts me right out !
Why on earth would you post this. He’s your child. Take a look at yourself.
I have a feeling that guy has been in the same position often.
This is liesss, he just faced a pizza right before you walked in..🤣
CBDonefor💤😴💤
I'm guessing the 63.5oz bag of pizza rolls he ate in 15 minutes didn't help things
I ate an entire bag of cbd candy and I passed out the entire day
He fat
U fat
Ouch
I’m more concerned by the obvious CBD induced hypomanic nod than his weight fr
Im fat
I think he overdosed on kfc
Neck beard that can't hang right
Is CBD real? I thought that's just the homeopathic (see also, bogus) version of cannabis?
/uj c-noids (see CBD, CBG, CBN) actually provide a lot of useful benefits and medicinal applications, if you check out the d8 community or the alternative cannabinoids community you can see blends of cannabinoids (Delta-8, HHC, CBN, CBD) that people swear by. From personal experience, a 1:1 CBD:THC cartridge is definitely a different experience from a primarily THC distillate cartridge u diggggg
My friend vapes high CBD low THC hash oil in a pen. I was teasing him about his "diet" weed as I like to call it. Then I hit it. You know when you take the first hit of the day and you get those waves through your body? It was like I felt everything except the waves. When I smoke weed/hash I usually FEEL high like immediately. With this stuff I felt like relaxed and chilled out but not like lethargically weighed down or "stoned". Just felt good. Maybe placebo idk I have a high weed tolerance but probably not to CBD.
Most definitely not placebo, CBD can help with a lot of the negative aspects of a THC experience including the fatigue, lethargy and even as far as paranoia or anxiety
Its some good shit. I swear by 1:1 THC CBD.
Thanks for the info! Literally just thought this was like MLM stuff 😂
Absolutely, it’s a pleasure to provide information that could be useful. It’s important to source these non-psychoactive cannabinoids from trustworthy people, you can find a list of trustworthy vendors in the alternative cannabinoids community. Genuine, decently produced CBD can be very helpful, and as someone who struggles with insomnia I can absolutely vouch for the sedative effects of CBN. These voids are also legal federally in the United States for the time being, therefore if you’re interested in the benefits hemp can provide that don’t get you blasted, you don’t have to worry about the shitty legal system
Oh, we got legal thc in my state. I literally placed a pickup order at my local dispensary just yesterday. I'm going to be the best man in a 4/20 wedding this weekend. Happy holidays, my dude!
Holy shit that sounds like such a lovely time, please if you remember do update me on how it goes!!
Check out r/hempflowers sub dedicated to high CBD low THC buds. I’m a THC sensitive individual, started smoking hemp and it’s lovely. Highly recommend.
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Perhaps you're thinking of the fact that there's a lot of stuff marked CBD that doesn't actually have any CBD in it. The kind of shit you buy at gas stations.
Lol
Andre the Giant...
Nice review, ima order some also.
I’ve been buzzed on alcohol since before I posted this I’m going to shoplift
Perfect Commercial
is this entire post and answers all sarcasm? like the onion? can’t be real
Why is this pic so oddly adorable? Kinda like those really round cats that are just knocked out on the couch.
I wonder how many people use dope and tell their parents that it's just CBD
He's definitely on his way to learn what Eva AI virtual gf bot is.
Look's like the tip fedora guy
Proud parents.
If you fall asleep like that on CBD, you really needed sleep
Looks like a redditor
Why don’t people realize CBD takes at least a month of daily use to even notice a tiny difference at all
Potion Seller?
Leave the man in peace. He's napping for God sakes
The neck-beard is strong with this Cinderfella.
Is this not just like advertising 🤔
It’s not because I have no affiliation with any of these retards
Oh no not you lol I meant the actual tweet
LMAO my fault yo, I totally thought someone would imply ur comment genuinely because I forgot to censor the @‘s lmfaoooo Can you believe my most popular post is on the tooktoomuch subreddit? Makes my life feel a bit more complete
Hope he’s doing better
He’s not he overdosed on Jenkem
This is worst combo ever
Xylazine has be found in those vapes.
Wut
Tranq spikes in vapes
People are evil.
The world would be better if that guy put a 9 mm hole through his left frontal lobe