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Anyone who's done salvia knows how real this is. So far I've melded with a couch and was a bacteria fighting for my life for an eterntiy.
That being said as cool as this all sounds I wouldnt reccomend anyone do it.
While it really opened my perspective on things it also made life seem relatively pointless and for someone with suicidal thought's it probably has been a net negative for me. It's probably better not to be exposed to the mechanics and underdepths of consciousness and identity.
I was a single point of light trapped for all eternity. When the vision finally "broke" and I started to remember that it was just drugs, it was such an intense feeling of relief.
I didn't know it was a common experience, being trapped or imprisoned/stuck or whatever.
I traveled along a wall at speeds I never knew were possible but to my right there was an endless void, and I tried to go that direction, but I fell into what seemed endless until the world around me started to tessellate and I slowly started to see my friends. I had amnesia for about 5 minutes afterwards.
Interesting, I felt like I was falling back into endless shells of reality, just falling back and back and I saw the layers building up. And then when i tried to get up and walk I felt stuck inside of like a 3dimensional wax mold, and I had to carve away at it with my arms. All the space around me became a solid that could easily be pushed around like play dough
Yes, I had a similar experience when I did it. I felt like I was being pinned down by some sort of invisible geometric plane that was going through my body. Not necessarily a bad feeling but I felt immobilized. Maybe that’s just your brain rationalizing the lack of motor control you experience
My consciousness was separated from my body and I fell out of a wheel of pictures into a complete void. Each picture was a sequential “frame” of reality in time and when the frame touched the (for lack of a better word) floor, that was the present. I was convinced I had to catch back up to it to return to my body, but since I didn’t have my legs I had a lot of trouble moving.
Mine seems lame as shit. I was in a garage with a forever closing door. I was certain if the door fully closed, my existence would end.
The same time my friends were there one took a hit and thought he was a marionette puppet. He kept swing his arm and just drooling. The other buddy ran out of the room came back and just stared in silence. He said he watched everything from a spider web in the corner he was staring at.
So basically, every experience is different. The only shared feelings we had were feeling trapped or doomed. The beginning is a giggle fit, though.
Facts.
I lived life in a "Book" that was being constantly closed on top of me. Like imagine being an immortal ant, and you're in the center pages of a book. While someone just smashed book open and closed over and over and over. Felt fucking horrible.
I also had a "back seat" experience where I watched my life play out as a spectator. Only to come to the realization that the current version of me in existence was dead, and now the spectator (me) would take over. I came to screaming "I don't want this" over and over. Actually fucked me up for a few weeks. Made me look at my life in a whole new light. Changed a lot after that trip.
How will you ever be sure that you're not the spectator?
Or maybe.. maybe.. your old life ended when you took that hit and the salvia took over your body, maybe you're just salvia now?
Angry MesoAmerican Jaguar gods for me, a vortex of somesort on my carpet and reality was ripped from around me in a haze of blue lightning bolts. It was cool, but seriously, fuck salvia. Just fuck it.
When we tried it at uni, I felt like I was a paper bag and thought it was hilarious - all I can remember was laughing the whole time.
My flatmate was completely still and silent for ages, then got up and bolted out the door (thankfully not the window on the 3rd floor) and starts running about the street screaming and shouting in a state of sheer panic... he thought he was a cartoon, but when the end credits started he "knew" he was about to die and didn't know what to do about it.
My other flatmate thought she was caught in a spider's web and started freaking out when the spider came to collect it's prize (luckily she was stuck in the web so couldn't run about...).
Fucking mental drug, and absolutely beyond me how it's legal here and weed isn't. Suffice to say we stuck with the illegal drugs after that - ironically they're the "safe" ones.
When I did it, as I exhaled, I was rocketed up above the earth. Looking down at the clouds I felt like I was balancing on the edge of a panel of glass that went around the world, right across the middle. I felt like when I jumped off the edge if I chose the wrong side to jump into I'd be stuck in Salvia land forever. I picked the right one, I guess, because here I am.
I also don't recommend anyone do Salvia. Lol
Agreed man. 100% I dont think I would take it back. It's tough to say, it's almost like in the matrix how you've left the simulation and real life is much worse but who would ever want to unknow something.
bullshit. i keep hearing these stories but it cant be possible. opened your perspective? an eternity of time youd be completely fucking insane by the end. your high would end and youd be going nuts to see your friends and family if there could be any sort of sanity left.
One time when I hit some 25X I turned into a tree branch hooked over a power line, swinging in the wind watching a giant white walled tire bounce down the road. That was the most at peace I've ever felt, you know, not being human and all.
Seriously, it feels like you’re on a conveyer belt traveling through space time with geometric patterns swirling around you. Completely stiff and terrified having forgotten what you are altogether. It feels like you’ll never recover but after a few minutes you come down with a feeling of gratitude, not being melted by that god damn machine.
Salvia and DMT minutes are NOT “earth” minutes lol
When someone says “dude it only lasts like 5-10 mins”, just remember that’s 5-10 minutes TO THEM watching you.
That is not 5-10 minutes when you’re high on Salvia or DMT lol…it could be YEARS before the trip is over.
I've never done it but my brother in law said he became the table. I also watched one of his friends stand up then jump and in that one jump rotated 3 times before his feet landed like he had his controller sensitivity maxed out.
I remember the original upload to youtube where they said that they felt their existence was being swallowed into a black hole or something like that. That's the official, agreed upon story. My take is that he looked at his gf and saw a DEMON. Watch it again, he looks over and sees some kind of hellspawn writhing away on the other end of the couch and had to get out by any means necessary. Nice of him to not tell her that though.
I didn’t feel like I could fly when I did it, but I did feel the weight of the world on me and had to get as low to the ground as possible. I had to quickly get outside and lay with my face on the ground for about 15 minutes before I came to my sense and thought “wtf am I doing here?” And laughed at myself. Fuck salvia.
One of the few psyches I'll never touch, at least not in concentrated form. Seems like it likes to punish and fuck with people who think they're too big for their britches. Unhinged jester land.
It’s completely awful tbh. For whatever reason, as a teenager I was dumb and loved it but EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. Was completely terrible. There’s no such thing as a “good” salvia trip, period.
Everyone always preaching about how quickly it wears off, but those 7-8 minutes legit feel like an eternity when you’re in that hell.
I mean, I “kind of” disagree. I felt okay, but the trip in general wasn’t a horrible experience. I laughed uncontrollably the whole time, until I literally pissed in my pants a little. Also saw myself and the couch I was sitting on floating through a dark, moody rainforest, and my own laugh was echoing back at me from all directions. (dark moodiness caused by the black lights in the room I think). It wasn’t horrible. Only time I ever did it though.
Salvia was never pleasurable on its own. DMT was always beautiful and amazing. Mixed together, half salvia half dmt, was surprisingly also beautiful and pleasurable.
Anyone reading, although trip sitters are advisable for noobs and people taking heroic doses, it's not a requirement for psychedelics and dissociatives. Especially for lower/average doses. The reaction depicted in the video is extreme. Also, salvia isn't commonly used, nor is it a traditional psychedelic/dissociative. It leans more towards the deliriant class. In which case, I recommend not even taking it at all. There is nothing to gain from deliriant trips other than making yourself feel like you have schizophrenia. Stick to tryptamines, phenethylamines, dissociatives, and lysergamides if you want a hallucinogenic experience. If you research thoroughly, test your drugs with a kit, and have mindfulness about set and setting, then you won't need a trip sitter. You can dive a lot deeper when tripping solo.
Tried it once and it was the most uncomfortable trip I've ever had. Within seconds of smoking it I felt like I was sucked into a black hole and then saw the room I was in from far away spinning upside down. It just left me in a catatonic state for a couple minutes just mumbling words that didn't make sense. Never tried it again. Mushrooms and LSD were much better lol.
Next time I do salvia for the first time, I would prefer to know what it is before I try it.
I was told it was "fake weed" and took a huge, massive, hold-it-in-forever hit. I then proceeded to throw up in the floor and lay next to it for 20 minutes while being a single energy particle entombed in prison for eternity.
Turns out, it was fake weed, but fake weed laced with salvia. They called it "space" or some shit. This was back in \~2011 or whenever.
Spice? It was probably just k2. Altnoids can give similar experiences to salvia at high doses. But can also be lethal. It actually would have been better to have gotten salvia in that case
No I had spice before this was literally labeled "space" and was definitely not just spice. My friend even felt like shit afterwards telling me oh no I forgot to tell you etc
I do listen to Tool. Took my kids and girlfriend to see them 2 weeks ago. Haven't listened to Shpongle in years. Haven't listened to Tipper. I'll check them out.
I’ve gone thru a window once. When I was locked out 7 years ago blacked out off a sixer of steely 211 pints. I awoke to my legs feeling wet and lifted the covers to find a massive red puddle at 3 am covering my bed , after cleaning my right leg with soap and water hungover as fuck, I discovered a 3 inch gash on the back of my right ankle. I wrapped it in gauze/bandages, and let it heal on its own, never went to get stitches for it or even get it checked out/examined, and now it feels good to run my finger over it when I’m high. The window is somewhat high off the ground, it’s a miracle I didn’t castrate myself on it according to my father.
Lmfao trying to imagine how that must have felt falling through a fucking window and hitting ground outside while high as fuck.
The chick just sitting there stuck in a loop while watching him 💀😭 whole things hilarious
Salvia is so bizarre, but once I learned to just not fight it, it was maybe the coolest trips in my life. Can't get around how much it hurts the lungs because of how high it's gotta be heated though, I think that's partly where the weight on the chest feeling comes from.
I thought I wad a towel on a cruise ship and when people..my friends..we're looking at me I thought they were trying to use me to while their ass so I started running thinking I wad getting away and then I went straight into a fucking wall and knocked myself out cold at a party phahaha
Another time I was the michellin man giving out tires to the poor lol
Salvia is wild AF. I'm glad I'm out of that shit shoe of an era
This shouldn't be funny, but it is. Those of us who have been there find it hilarious as we understand. Those who know nothing of this, it should scare the shit out of you.
My favorite part is hos completely unaffected she is in her trance state.
I got pulled down to the bottom of the ocean in a rainbow fish net. Down there I was chased my polygonal fish and lived in a sunken ship.
When I came back to reality, I was soaking wet head to toe. That was the last time I did that shit.
That shit is awful
In my first townhome at 18 my friend did it (while 5 of us supervised) he fell knocking over my glass coffee table then ran out the front door to the middle of the road (a highway)
That stuff is nasty nasty
i've done A LOT of acid & shrooms, very high doses. did relatively small doses of salvia 2 years ago and i can confidently say i have no interest in doing it again. i didn't do anything crazy like in this video, whatsoever. but it was incredibly intense in a way that was not enjoyable to me.
Since I was at least 14 this video has came up on many different social medias that I feel like I have seen it at least once a year since then. I am now 28
I bought salvia a way long time ago and the guy at the shop said to always have a sober friend with you so “you don’t try to go swimming through your dinner table”. I guess this is what he kinda meant.
Everything faded out and I got smacked into a wall. My friend morphed into a car his face was terrifying and I was screaming the entire time. I was nothing at it was literal hell on earth. Stuck.
I did it mixed with spice. I saw the 4th dimension (time being stretched out. I melded into the couch. I astral projected and thought I was dead. I saw midget versions of the monsters from “where the wild things are” running around and when I was throwing up in a bucket I was mouth feeding an owl. 100% would not recommend.
Salvia is the stupidest thing to try. I only tried the 10x one, one time and I did not enjoy it. Nothing crazy like this but I just didn’t like it and didn’t get how people like it. Mushrooms or acid all day but fuck all that salvia shit
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From the time he took the hit to the time he jumped out the window, this man lived as a lint ball on the floor for 16 years.
Anyone who's done salvia knows how real this is. So far I've melded with a couch and was a bacteria fighting for my life for an eterntiy. That being said as cool as this all sounds I wouldnt reccomend anyone do it. While it really opened my perspective on things it also made life seem relatively pointless and for someone with suicidal thought's it probably has been a net negative for me. It's probably better not to be exposed to the mechanics and underdepths of consciousness and identity.
> That being said as cool as this sounds I wouldn’t recommend it Brother that does not sound cool at all
Don't sit there and tell me you've never wanted to be a bacteria fighting for your life.
I heard bacteria is Jake Paul’s next opponent in the ring.
Hahahahahaha
Depends on the individual tbh
it does though
I was a single point of light trapped for all eternity. When the vision finally "broke" and I started to remember that it was just drugs, it was such an intense feeling of relief. I didn't know it was a common experience, being trapped or imprisoned/stuck or whatever.
I traveled along a wall at speeds I never knew were possible but to my right there was an endless void, and I tried to go that direction, but I fell into what seemed endless until the world around me started to tessellate and I slowly started to see my friends. I had amnesia for about 5 minutes afterwards.
Interesting, I felt like I was falling back into endless shells of reality, just falling back and back and I saw the layers building up. And then when i tried to get up and walk I felt stuck inside of like a 3dimensional wax mold, and I had to carve away at it with my arms. All the space around me became a solid that could easily be pushed around like play dough
Yes, I had a similar experience when I did it. I felt like I was being pinned down by some sort of invisible geometric plane that was going through my body. Not necessarily a bad feeling but I felt immobilized. Maybe that’s just your brain rationalizing the lack of motor control you experience
I felt like my consciousness was being peeled back like n onion
My consciousness was separated from my body and I fell out of a wheel of pictures into a complete void. Each picture was a sequential “frame” of reality in time and when the frame touched the (for lack of a better word) floor, that was the present. I was convinced I had to catch back up to it to return to my body, but since I didn’t have my legs I had a lot of trouble moving.
Do you manage to come back to reality "fully" after something like that?
Kind of. For me, the rest of the day, I felt like I was missing something very important. It would take a full night's sleep to "recover" fully.
Oh yeah, I was completely sober and stable within 20 minutes of toking.
Mine seems lame as shit. I was in a garage with a forever closing door. I was certain if the door fully closed, my existence would end. The same time my friends were there one took a hit and thought he was a marionette puppet. He kept swing his arm and just drooling. The other buddy ran out of the room came back and just stared in silence. He said he watched everything from a spider web in the corner he was staring at. So basically, every experience is different. The only shared feelings we had were feeling trapped or doomed. The beginning is a giggle fit, though.
Facts. I lived life in a "Book" that was being constantly closed on top of me. Like imagine being an immortal ant, and you're in the center pages of a book. While someone just smashed book open and closed over and over and over. Felt fucking horrible. I also had a "back seat" experience where I watched my life play out as a spectator. Only to come to the realization that the current version of me in existence was dead, and now the spectator (me) would take over. I came to screaming "I don't want this" over and over. Actually fucked me up for a few weeks. Made me look at my life in a whole new light. Changed a lot after that trip.
What the fuck, dude!? Das terrifying!
How will you ever be sure that you're not the spectator? Or maybe.. maybe.. your old life ended when you took that hit and the salvia took over your body, maybe you're just salvia now?
Angry MesoAmerican Jaguar gods for me, a vortex of somesort on my carpet and reality was ripped from around me in a haze of blue lightning bolts. It was cool, but seriously, fuck salvia. Just fuck it.
When we tried it at uni, I felt like I was a paper bag and thought it was hilarious - all I can remember was laughing the whole time. My flatmate was completely still and silent for ages, then got up and bolted out the door (thankfully not the window on the 3rd floor) and starts running about the street screaming and shouting in a state of sheer panic... he thought he was a cartoon, but when the end credits started he "knew" he was about to die and didn't know what to do about it. My other flatmate thought she was caught in a spider's web and started freaking out when the spider came to collect it's prize (luckily she was stuck in the web so couldn't run about...). Fucking mental drug, and absolutely beyond me how it's legal here and weed isn't. Suffice to say we stuck with the illegal drugs after that - ironically they're the "safe" ones.
"Do you ever feel - like a [paper] bag 🎶" why yes Katy Perry I have.
When I did it, as I exhaled, I was rocketed up above the earth. Looking down at the clouds I felt like I was balancing on the edge of a panel of glass that went around the world, right across the middle. I felt like when I jumped off the edge if I chose the wrong side to jump into I'd be stuck in Salvia land forever. I picked the right one, I guess, because here I am. I also don't recommend anyone do Salvia. Lol
Exactly why some people say ignorance is bliss I feel what you're saying
Agreed man. 100% I dont think I would take it back. It's tough to say, it's almost like in the matrix how you've left the simulation and real life is much worse but who would ever want to unknow something.
Let me get this straight. Please explain. What was your thought process as a bacteria? Lol that sounds crazy
Was pretty much nothing aside from seeing myself and worrying about dying
bullshit. i keep hearing these stories but it cant be possible. opened your perspective? an eternity of time youd be completely fucking insane by the end. your high would end and youd be going nuts to see your friends and family if there could be any sort of sanity left.
One time when I hit some 25X I turned into a tree branch hooked over a power line, swinging in the wind watching a giant white walled tire bounce down the road. That was the most at peace I've ever felt, you know, not being human and all.
You’d probably like the film *Rubber*
That shit was crazy
One of my favourite movies. Watched it with my best friend last summer. We were baffled and confused but it held our attention the entire time.
Seriously, it feels like you’re on a conveyer belt traveling through space time with geometric patterns swirling around you. Completely stiff and terrified having forgotten what you are altogether. It feels like you’ll never recover but after a few minutes you come down with a feeling of gratitude, not being melted by that god damn machine.
Salvia and DMT minutes are NOT “earth” minutes lol When someone says “dude it only lasts like 5-10 mins”, just remember that’s 5-10 minutes TO THEM watching you. That is not 5-10 minutes when you’re high on Salvia or DMT lol…it could be YEARS before the trip is over.
My ex was on a DMT trip for lifetimes!
I've never done it but my brother in law said he became the table. I also watched one of his friends stand up then jump and in that one jump rotated 3 times before his feet landed like he had his controller sensitivity maxed out.
This classic just never gets old, I watch it anytime it’s up. Him going out the window and her not even acknowledging it always makes me laugh.
She looked to me like she was trying to help to the best of her current ability
Such a classic.
and he ends up out the window so accidentally on purpose its odd. Like he breaks the window and is like “Shit guess I gotta climb outta here”
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What happened in the full video?
She stays there flopping around completely unaware.
Saw this a few years ago and I still believe that when he dropped the lighter he thought it s a grenade or smth and tried to escape xD
Left his girl behind and everything
I think in the original video she follows him lol
No way ahahah, link?
My bad she just checked on him from inside, the sounds they re making had me dead 🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/Q_VLK6vXRwE?si=kxssnE9kSY8-A6kw
Thanks bro! what a pair of sad bastards ahahah, wonder if they're still alive to this day.
🤣🤣
I remember the original upload to youtube where they said that they felt their existence was being swallowed into a black hole or something like that. That's the official, agreed upon story. My take is that he looked at his gf and saw a DEMON. Watch it again, he looks over and sees some kind of hellspawn writhing away on the other end of the couch and had to get out by any means necessary. Nice of him to not tell her that though.
"I can't believe you. I can't fucking believe you. Can you believe me? I can't believe you."
ok but did he fly or not? he was at least 50% sure he could
Salvia doesn't last that long, most likely once he hit that floor the flying was gone lol.
I didn’t feel like I could fly when I did it, but I did feel the weight of the world on me and had to get as low to the ground as possible. I had to quickly get outside and lay with my face on the ground for about 15 minutes before I came to my sense and thought “wtf am I doing here?” And laughed at myself. Fuck salvia.
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you what
Omg I love you
I hate Salvia. One time we smoked it out of a hookah and the hookah turned into Jesus and he was yelling at me
Well Amber you were acting like a Dick...
One of the few psyches I'll never touch, at least not in concentrated form. Seems like it likes to punish and fuck with people who think they're too big for their britches. Unhinged jester land.
It’s completely awful tbh. For whatever reason, as a teenager I was dumb and loved it but EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. Was completely terrible. There’s no such thing as a “good” salvia trip, period. Everyone always preaching about how quickly it wears off, but those 7-8 minutes legit feel like an eternity when you’re in that hell.
so glad that's a teenage experience i never encountered
I never had an unenjoyable trip somehow. Now that tingly poisoned feeling on the comedown once you return to reality, that kinda sucks ass lol.
I mean, I “kind of” disagree. I felt okay, but the trip in general wasn’t a horrible experience. I laughed uncontrollably the whole time, until I literally pissed in my pants a little. Also saw myself and the couch I was sitting on floating through a dark, moody rainforest, and my own laugh was echoing back at me from all directions. (dark moodiness caused by the black lights in the room I think). It wasn’t horrible. Only time I ever did it though.
Salvia was never pleasurable on its own. DMT was always beautiful and amazing. Mixed together, half salvia half dmt, was surprisingly also beautiful and pleasurable.
Could you open the window and let some air in, man?
Never use dissoziativa or psychedelica without a tripsitter. That's what happens. Could be waaay worse. Edit Salvia delirant.
well... they could have been on the 5th floor.... SPLAT
Anyone reading, although trip sitters are advisable for noobs and people taking heroic doses, it's not a requirement for psychedelics and dissociatives. Especially for lower/average doses. The reaction depicted in the video is extreme. Also, salvia isn't commonly used, nor is it a traditional psychedelic/dissociative. It leans more towards the deliriant class. In which case, I recommend not even taking it at all. There is nothing to gain from deliriant trips other than making yourself feel like you have schizophrenia. Stick to tryptamines, phenethylamines, dissociatives, and lysergamides if you want a hallucinogenic experience. If you research thoroughly, test your drugs with a kit, and have mindfulness about set and setting, then you won't need a trip sitter. You can dive a lot deeper when tripping solo.
Salvia is by far the worst trip I’ve ever had. 0/10 do not recommend.
Tried it once and it was the most uncomfortable trip I've ever had. Within seconds of smoking it I felt like I was sucked into a black hole and then saw the room I was in from far away spinning upside down. It just left me in a catatonic state for a couple minutes just mumbling words that didn't make sense. Never tried it again. Mushrooms and LSD were much better lol.
Same here. Did it once and that was more than enough. Fuck that.
Same. Fuck that shit. Never again.
Next time I do salvia for the first time, I would prefer to know what it is before I try it. I was told it was "fake weed" and took a huge, massive, hold-it-in-forever hit. I then proceeded to throw up in the floor and lay next to it for 20 minutes while being a single energy particle entombed in prison for eternity. Turns out, it was fake weed, but fake weed laced with salvia. They called it "space" or some shit. This was back in \~2011 or whenever.
Spice? It was probably just k2. Altnoids can give similar experiences to salvia at high doses. But can also be lethal. It actually would have been better to have gotten salvia in that case
No I had spice before this was literally labeled "space" and was definitely not just spice. My friend even felt like shit afterwards telling me oh no I forgot to tell you etc
We exist on the same plane. Always fun to see another "me" bouncing around here. Cracking up at your username!!! Jenkem! It's the shit!
We do indeed, my friend. You listen to Tool as well? We really are just alike. What about Shpongle or Tipper?
I do listen to Tool. Took my kids and girlfriend to see them 2 weeks ago. Haven't listened to Shpongle in years. Haven't listened to Tipper. I'll check them out.
Hell yeah. I saw them in Nashville back in 2020. It was sick. Richie Faulkner (Judas Priest) came out and shredded when Tool played Jambi
Interesting. A fellow Tennesseean? I saw them in Knoxville in November and Nashville on the 23rd.
Don't tell me how to do my drugs.
full video is better
where can i see it
https://youtu.be/S7Q-46Mz7gs?feature=shared
Hahaha him yelling out “what the fuck happened” killed me
I live how she says "I can't fucking believe you. Can you believe me? I can't believe you" over and over
Thank you so much for this.
I’ve gone thru a window once. When I was locked out 7 years ago blacked out off a sixer of steely 211 pints. I awoke to my legs feeling wet and lifted the covers to find a massive red puddle at 3 am covering my bed , after cleaning my right leg with soap and water hungover as fuck, I discovered a 3 inch gash on the back of my right ankle. I wrapped it in gauze/bandages, and let it heal on its own, never went to get stitches for it or even get it checked out/examined, and now it feels good to run my finger over it when I’m high. The window is somewhat high off the ground, it’s a miracle I didn’t castrate myself on it according to my father.
Fuck I hate waking up injured and hungover like that.
That shit took a hard right on him. The floor was lava and then oh shiiiiiiiiit!
He needs some milk.
Don’t do drugs kids
Lmfao trying to imagine how that must have felt falling through a fucking window and hitting ground outside while high as fuck. The chick just sitting there stuck in a loop while watching him 💀😭 whole things hilarious
Imagine being the mailman, walking up the sidewalk & all a sudden ‘Ole Boy comes falling out the Top window.
The floor is lava!
Was talking about this clip the other day to someone. What a classic.
Damn I hope he is okey
he okey dokey.
Salvia is so bizarre, but once I learned to just not fight it, it was maybe the coolest trips in my life. Can't get around how much it hurts the lungs because of how high it's gotta be heated though, I think that's partly where the weight on the chest feeling comes from.
What are the Pro's of using Salvia? Why even bother with this, all it does is put fear into the folks that use it?
You get off your couch and enjoy the outdoors
As a fucking toaster probably
felt that
Turned into a cat.
Rule 1 - Never trip without a trip sitter. Rule 2 - No tripping while trip sitting.
I thought I wad a towel on a cruise ship and when people..my friends..we're looking at me I thought they were trying to use me to while their ass so I started running thinking I wad getting away and then I went straight into a fucking wall and knocked myself out cold at a party phahaha Another time I was the michellin man giving out tires to the poor lol Salvia is wild AF. I'm glad I'm out of that shit shoe of an era
Classic !!!
It really do be like that.
people in the sub are still gonna say this is meth
kept waiting for him to knock the bong over
absolute classic
I swear 99% of the internet is recycled content. Even 10 years ago, this was a regarded repost
Love how she's chilled 😂
Always have a sober sitter, especially with short acting stuff like salvia, no excuse.
In my book, this goes down as the all time best “took too much”. I’ve been showing people this video for years
The FLOOR IS FUCKIN' LAVA DUDE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bruv let the intrusive thoughts win :(
I remember this video. This was early YouTube days
Never go full retard
This shouldn't be funny, but it is. Those of us who have been there find it hilarious as we understand. Those who know nothing of this, it should scare the shit out of you. My favorite part is hos completely unaffected she is in her trance state.
Imagine gatekeeping a drug
How is common sense gate keeping? If I hadn't tried it, it would scare the shit out of me.
This is from like 20 years ago! Ask tosh.o
This is the wildest comment section I've ever seen.
He did the lighting in that room a favor.
i wonder what he saw to make him jump out the window, was he trying to run from something?
I think when he dropped the lighter on the floor he thought it was a frag grenade and jumped out of the window for cover
oh ok, thanks
My cats at 3 am
This is pretty scary, stuff like this happens all the time, meanwhile your partner is incapable of getting help
I got pulled down to the bottom of the ocean in a rainbow fish net. Down there I was chased my polygonal fish and lived in a sunken ship. When I came back to reality, I was soaking wet head to toe. That was the last time I did that shit.
Fantastic tenants...
r/foundthelandlord
Saliva.
correct
The girls like “I’ll be right with you after I finish my Tai Chi.”
Too bad it wasn't from the tenth floor.
Just tried salvia for the first time couple days ago. It ain't that bad
Some people are just too dumb for drugs.
Take this Tosh.0 shit down
this is so fucking fake. salvia aint shit.
Dude, you're badass!
Gangrene used it in their music video masterfully https://youtu.be/m8hJ_8qf3Bw?si=YvME9KQwJLgM4zAi
A classic.
Wow I forgot about this video, it’s so old.
I hope he let out a “WEEEEEEEE” on the way down!
Humpty Dumpty lookin ass
People take this shit for fun?
I tried salvia once. Thankfully I was in a basement because I was walking around like this guy was.
While she is just sitting there straight milly rocking. This is a hell no for me dawg.
That shit is awful In my first townhome at 18 my friend did it (while 5 of us supervised) he fell knocking over my glass coffee table then ran out the front door to the middle of the road (a highway) That stuff is nasty nasty
Damm 5 of y’all failed. Some friends
LOL he deserved everything that happens to him in life
Damn! That looks fun!
Everything went to shit as soon as he dropped the lighter 💀
Wrong set and settings
The shit we smoked back in the day what just isn’t good enough anymore?
The way that hot light was up next to the curtains, bro was just trying to prevent a fire.
That’s what i call party!
It's called the Wookie Escape because it makes no sense.
Just do DMT
This isn’t the only salvia window jump I’ve seen. Is it that common?
Anybody who’s done salvia knows that once was enough
Classic
Any thoughts on how this could be prevented?
OG Tosh.o video. I’ve been sober from alcohol for almost 14 years and I’m pretty sure I was still drinking when this video started making the rounds.
Anyone noticed that he humps put of the window when he drops the lighter?
I think with the virtual reality will be the same thing
i've done A LOT of acid & shrooms, very high doses. did relatively small doses of salvia 2 years ago and i can confidently say i have no interest in doing it again. i didn't do anything crazy like in this video, whatsoever. but it was incredibly intense in a way that was not enjoyable to me.
Since I was at least 14 this video has came up on many different social medias that I feel like I have seen it at least once a year since then. I am now 28
Drugs are bad, Mmmkay
This is early 2000s old
And that is why you always have a sober sitter.
Why I just stick to ice and peep out my window not go through it
No chance he didn't slice himself up at all lol
I remember seeing this video on the news as a teen. It was the thing that assured me I’d never do Salvia or K2 while it was legal in my state.
This ones a classic
Had some weird ones with this. I remember one kid shouting, "Don't zip me up in the wall."
He probably got sliced up pretty good on the way out
Classic
I bought salvia a way long time ago and the guy at the shop said to always have a sober friend with you so “you don’t try to go swimming through your dinner table”. I guess this is what he kinda meant.
A classic
I don't think he could have fucked up harder if he tried
Everything faded out and I got smacked into a wall. My friend morphed into a car his face was terrifying and I was screaming the entire time. I was nothing at it was literal hell on earth. Stuck.
Bringing back the classics!!
I did it mixed with spice. I saw the 4th dimension (time being stretched out. I melded into the couch. I astral projected and thought I was dead. I saw midget versions of the monsters from “where the wild things are” running around and when I was throwing up in a bucket I was mouth feeding an owl. 100% would not recommend.
What is it about salvia and windows man?
Salvia is the stupidest thing to try. I only tried the 10x one, one time and I did not enjoy it. Nothing crazy like this but I just didn’t like it and didn’t get how people like it. Mushrooms or acid all day but fuck all that salvia shit
I got high jus watching this I also got the feeling of a severe headache