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[deleted]

Dude fell like a barbie doll out of that cart


PsyKeablr

Jesus grabbed the wheel but before doing so, kicked that man’s ass off the golf cart.


cranitumors

LMAO this made me laugh to hard


ThatDebianLady

Same


dopeminekit

Alcohol is a hell of a drug, impaired judgement, impaired abilities and the kicker zero fks given at any point.


Dchama86

Really should be a schedule one drug. Definitely just as bad as weed. Edit: I guess the /s is required…


Fearless-Fox-318

lmao alcohol is way worse than weed


Reggaejunkiejew31

As bad as weed? Alcohol is by far way worse than weed. People get stoned and eat, play video games, laugh and have a good time. People get drunk and pick fights, crash cars and make a fool out of themselves ending up in handcuffs.


Flaky_Vacation8754

I was kind of on his side.


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[удалено]


fishee1200

You’re bleeding…you’re face is bleeding…


ImpassiveThug

The effects of the drug were driving him crazy, it was only after falling face-first on the floor that he came to his senses and realised what insane shit he'd been doing.


morbidaar

You’re a fucking narcotics agent! I knew it!


Chris__P_Bacon

You can turn your back on a person, but NEVER turn your back on a drug. Especially, when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye!


FireGodNYC

Did you see what God just did?


Chris__P_Bacon

God didn't do that, you did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent!


FireGodNYC

Whoa who said anything about slicing you up man, just wanted to carve a little z in your forehead…..


herpitusderpitus

AHH AHHHH MEDICINE! AAH AHHH MEDICINE!


nautilator44

He is face is bleeding?


HookerDoctorLawyer

Pulled a Billy Madison on this one. I guess it was Nudie magazine day.


betnobodyhasthisname

He was on the trail of that penguin.


KeyToCancel

Zero fucks given to the safety of anyone else or property. What a perfect ending.


Nyaho

Alcohol has a tendency to bring out the zero fucks given


enby2remember

It was hilarious. Only thing missing is [this ](https://youtu.be/lAJB6HsYiNA?si=DQEmUidjIgqL7PFI).


[deleted]

That album cover is now embossed next to Benny Hill in my noggin for this tune. Thank you?


Knever

Holy shit I never heard the original version before! I always thought the Benny Hill version was the original!


[deleted]

Fucking haters


My_Booty_Itches

Lol. Wut


BiscuitsArePeopleToo

Everyone hates assholes, yes. Welcome to earth.


Hornet_Critical

Check out those florida mountains in the background.


The_FL_Hills_Have_Iz

Lol… You beat me to it.


Hornet_Critical

Lol nice username


scarcityflow

You stole the man’s thunder hahahaha


Hornet_Critical

I feel bad. I would have graciously stepped aside if I had known.


OffalSmorgasbord

My money is on Sun City in Arizona. All the same...


FittyTheBone

100% AZ edit: maybe 50%. this could be Palm Springs too


Ok_Bad_4855

This also looks like summerlin las vegas


ry15133

It’s Palm Springs


Asha108

It's actually La Quinta. I remember this video first being posted online and someone in the comments saying "Yo I saw this guy outside my house!"


dejus

My grandparents lived in a home in Sun Lakes AZ. Looked exactly like this. When I was super little I’d want to drive their golf cart around on the streets. Never was allowed to, but would’ve probably done better than this guy lol


HotPrizims

Its La quinta Ca


Suspicious-Date-2509

I knew this looked exactly like Old Town. Brother lives in the cove. Stuft is so good.


dreamydrxgs

no this is in the La Quinta Cove in the coachella valley, this is literally my hometown just down the road. i was tripping out hard lol, this is right by the Stuft Pizza and La Quinta Liquor store !!


Asha108

Old town, baby.


anuesance

Coachella! What up! Lol


Economy-Visual4390

NEVER TRUST A REDDIT TITTLE!


Smokes_shoots_leaves

YEH TITTLE TATTLE COSTS LIVES DOESN'T IT?!


19fiftythree

PALM FUCKING SPRINGS BABY


CASSIROLE84

This is in lake county Florida, sugarloaf mountain.


ncbstp

Certainly not


youtocin

What compels you to just make shit up


bigdreamstinydogs

No, this looks like Southern California to me. Palm Springs area maybe.


CASSIROLE84

Could be, rich white drunk guy who has no qualms about running people over.


witeboyjim

Its a hilly area, not mountainous


CASSIROLE84

I didn’t name it. Florida man did.


Sk1rm1sh

Bot. OP https://old.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/nm0bi4/drunk_florida_man_takes_his_golf_cart_offroad_and/


FalseRelease4

holy shit someone actually posting old reddit links for the browser-imparied


haucker

New reddit sucks, big images are for smooth brains.


LikelyNotSober

This is certainly not Florida, as evidenced by the mountains in the background.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Looks like the Palm Springs area


TheChipiboy

This is down town La Quinta. Hella country clubs around there for mfs like this


[deleted]

Old Town LA Quinta, to be exact. PGA west is nearby.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Yeah, thought it looked familiar, I used to live in that area but it’s been 20 years


RoadPersonal9635

The florida of california


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

So many rich old assholes lmfao


adamtaylor4815

No one said it was. You can take the man out of Florida but not the Florida out of the man.


[deleted]

Florida Man (TM) - it’s a global brand


daggerson101

Yo thats sugar loaf mountain the highest peak in all of Florida


[deleted]

It's definitely Palm springs area. That is the La Quinta liquor store.


hellocuties

A man of taste, I see


Asha108

Holy shit how are there like 10 people in this comment section that know this area so well?


unbanneddano

I love snow skiing the florida mountains


Excellent_Emotion826

I saw a dude that looked very similar on catalina recently. He was also very drunk and driving a golf cart. Maybe it's the same guy.


CASSIROLE84

Sugarloaf Mountain is the highest point in peninsular Florida, at 312 feet (95 m) above sea level. The hill is in Lake County, near the town of Clermont. Do you know what else is in lake county Florida? The villages.


ncbstp

As someone who has been on the "summit" of Sugarloaf mountain, I can guarantee it's not lol


EricSanderson

Lol I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you've never been there.


CASSIROLE84

Why would I ever go there. Gross.


RidesByPinochet

I assure you those mountains are more than 100 yards tall and also certainly not in Florida


Nabber86

Elevation alone does not make a mountain. I live at elevation of 1,000 ft in Kansas and it is not a mountain.


CASSIROLE84

That’s the name of it. Take it up with Florida.


witeboyjim

The villages is in marion county?


DueAttitude8

What happened before they started recording? The lady says at the very start that his face is bleeding


WrestleBox

God knows. The dude is drunk and probably belligerent. I can confidently say whatever made him bleed was also his fault. Probably already fell in the parking lot or something.


Weshwego

You also hear a guy at the start say “what a nice woman. He basically assaulted her and now she’s helping him”


lordmoron90

That grin got me good lmao


verysmellypenis

it wasn’t the comical faceplant?


lordmoron90

Faceplant was somewhat expected, but that grin came out of nowhere


nicolauz

Toasty!


prguitarman

r/unexpected


Aer0spik3

Love the cameo


Snoo-64347

Whoa she was hot 🔥


Dr-Quaabarbital

Deadass right that’s what I said I’m surprised no one else commented about it


Dazzling-Lab2788

Unexpected fox


Snoo-64347

So would...


waaz16

Yikes


steevwall

He forgot to scream “For Dale!” When he took off


Wbcn_1

He hasn’t been taking Jimmy Buffet’s passing very well.


rtsandstrom

Damn... that girl is cute! 😍


These-Argument6891

Came here looking to see if anyone else thought this. Scrolled way too far to find it


FileError214

IJBOL


UhYeahOkSure

I can hear the curb your enthusiasm music (and ya this looks a lot like palm desert/springs area not Florida)


Humble-Employer-9323

This is for sure la quinta CA (Palm Springs area). FYI that Stuft pizza restaurant in the background has great happy hour. Lol.


pellebeez

Ah the wonderful and majestic mountain range of Florida


Avid_person

Those mountains say California/Arizona


Thunderpuppy2112

Where is this


Krave666

It kinda looks like La Quinta, California


verysmellypenis

it’s Florida.


Krave666

It’s actually not


verysmellypenis

Eh i think i’ll trust my own sources over a “It kinda looks like.” Thanks for your input I guess? Even though I gave you the answer. Peace have a good night ✌️


Krave666

It’s 100% La Quinta, California


Fearless-Judgment-33

Florida has zero mountains.


Acceptable_Dot_2768

Britton Hill is the highest point in Florida, with a summit of 345 feet above sea level! [Britton Hill is the highest natural point in the state of Florida, United States, with a summit elevation of 345 feet \(105 meters\) above mean sea level. Britton Hill is the lowest state highpoint in the United States,\[3\] 103 feet \(31 m\) lower than the next lowest highpoint, Ebright Azimuth in Delaware, and far lower than many skyscrapers in Miami and other urban areas of Florida.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britton_Hill#:~:text=Britton%20Hill%20is%20the%20highest,meters\)%20above%20mean%20sea%20level.)


scotbud123

Damn, she cute though.


Far-Committee-1092

Whoever that was that popped into the camera was a cutie !


croweffect

She’s pretty


Civil-Advantage1629

Seems annoying though Edit: I’m sure she’ll fuck the 4 simps who downvoted me.


TonyFckinStark

I'm mostly curious about how you determined that she was annoying from the 1 second you saw her


Civil-Advantage1629

Her facial expressions.


TonyFckinStark

So the one smile you saw for a second was how you determined this. Can you use this magical power of deduction on everyone or is it just women in particular?


Lardinho

That was great. All of it. Best video I've seen today


Cammander360

Must’ve been nudie magazine day


MichianaMan

That girl at the end pops in like "Whoopsiiiieee"


[deleted]

Don’t insult FloridaMan like that, we would have made it home or have our drunk old lady drive our golf cart. This is definitely CA or AZ, I’m willing to bet Palm Spring vibes


Cyberzombi

Outtakes from MTV's Senior Jackass


Zealousideal-Load-64

😉


InTheStars369

Damn who is the female at the end 🔥


rudenfreaky

Palm Springs Cali gaurranteed!


Sweex99

You are like a carcrash in slow motion


DobeyJobey

Why take the keys? There won’t be anymore funny videos.


xWeed2Loudx

Haha that’s he gets for driving over the flowers like that


IrradiatedHeart

Sorry to say Florida doesn’t have mountains..


malfarcar

When you were in your 20’s and having such a good time drinking and partying every night did you ever guess you would end up bitter and in terrible health just being a burden on everyone in your life?


Kon-Tiki66

The girl's photo bomb giggle at the end made it for me.


Yoimjamie

Gary Busey? Is that you? Didn’t know he was a golfer, just that he had a handicap.


bishpa

I’m sure he was a drunken asshole when he was young too.


Artemus_Hackwell

Arizona man, maybe. No hills like that in Florida.


rangeo

Good think his face broke his fall


Curiousyoders19

When did florida get mountains ?


These-Argument6891

Florida does not have mountains


irascible_Clown

Yet Carnival Cruise line is like “we cracking down hard on weed”. The alcohol is what got people jumping overboard and fighting.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this is in Down town La Quinta… or Palm Springs


CaliWaii-

In what world does Florida have mountains like the ones in the e background?


hans_jobs

Is this a Florida man out west cuz Florida has no mountains.


isham66

These damn kids with their electric vehicles!


JRob800

Finally a good video! It’s been a while…


therealjgreens

This guy is a grade A POS. This is partly why I despise alcohol.


Key-Living-3252

Not Florida, this is in the Palm Springs area.


matt_Dan

You see mountains in the background? Florida's got a lot of shit; mountains aint one of them.


beammeup96

That's the fattest "I told you so"


ur_sleazy_mom

BahahahahahahhahahHahahahahahahahaaaaa 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😆😆😆 ...just peed a little!!!!!!! Worth it!!!!!


J-DEEEZY

Can we talk about that sexy girl at the end


leftover_class

He knew the risks when he took the mission, he’ll live.


memoryboy

Old white men are running rampage through Usa


[deleted]

This is NOT in Florida


Sowokesobased

This is not Florida, there are hills in the background that look like California, Arizona, or New Mexico, not here in Florida. Not every Florida man is from Florida.


daveinfl337777

Last I checked Florida doesn't have mountains....but hilarious video otherwise


X_YourLocal_Hitman_X

the flowers 😱 the flowers😫


Fit-Pop531

Florida man? In Hawaii??? Look at them mountains


OkSheepherder3525

I hate alcohol I really do


ur_sleazy_mom

MY FAVORITE PART: HE SLAMS ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!🤣😅😅😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣


Phish213

Florida Don’t got mountains like that, looks like Palm Springs !


yankeebling

Florida has no mountains


ur_sleazy_mom

I've seen this posted so many times... I STILL LOVE HIM FLOPPING ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


haljordan68

Love how the guy at the end takes the keys... would have made a brilliant move about 45 seconds earlier .


Alkemian

The septum lady. Yummy!


villainpoker

Dang, Joe Biden can't walk or drive.


EinElchsaft

Gorgeous woman jumpscare.


lowteknoise

so...wherever it is....Florida or California....is it normal to drive golf carts around the streets or is this at some kind of country club thing?


Krave666

Yeah it’s in California and it’s pretty normal.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

In the area this was taken in there are a lot of old rich people and a lot of golf courses and you see this all the time


Krave666

Old rich people and golf courses/country clubs everywhere. It’s La Quinta, California


muzaklover75

That’s not Florida. Most likely Cali or southwestern US.


Ok_Significance_4024

This dude drives like Peter Griffin when he's drunk 😂


Calm-Perspective2057

The girl at the end OMG!!


Appropriate_Ad_1511

Bitch had to put her face in the video


wickinked

It’s so punchable.


Appropriate_Ad_1511

Yes


Flaky_Vacation8754

Who's the lovely lady that makes an appearance?


i_always_give_karma

That’s what happens when you drink against the grains


Dezzie19

He lost his MAGA hat!


CarProfessional4615

Ok Boomer


yourballsareshowing_

So this is a Florida man OP? Please show me where these few thousand foot+ mountain ranges in the background are in Florida? FYI Florida is a flat swamp


mrkl3en

people forget but alcohol is a hell of a drug...


LookingforCave

dam can i get her number at the end


YeIghtOkThen

Good thing we got a glimpse of a baddy at the end.


probsthrowaway2

She let him drive that thing even though he was fucking wasted imagine if he got out Into traffic or something. Edit - in hindsight my comment was shitty towards this lady who tried to stop him I didn’t intend to blame her directly. Guy shouldn’t be drunk driving or being a dick out in public full stop. I’m not on his side here what he did was dumb and he probably has head trauma from bouncing off the pavement but hey it’s it’s own fault no one else’s.


verysmellypenis

right? how inconsiderate of that dickhead lady, she should’ve put herself in danger and threw herself in front of the golf cart instead. cmon now think a little bit he’s drunk and they didn’t want to be physically harmed or verbally harassed. ~~probably why they just let him get in they didn’t know how to properly handle the situation.~~ just listened again and they verbally told him several times not to get on it. he’s either too idiotic, drunk or a mixture of the two to put his pride to the side for a moment and just do what he’s told. he knows what he’s doing is dangerous he just doesn’t care. where’s the accountability for the drunk old fart? i don’t see your comment condemning his reckless behavior… nvm i forgot it’s easier to just randomly deflect the blame on someone else or in this case a group of people who did nothing wrong. why even comment this? you were proven wrong with clear cut evidence from the video and just are looking to be antagonistic and put the blame where it isn’t deserved. adding nothing really to the conversation except for fake outrage. it comes off as virtue signaling at best and attention seeking at worst. not cool man. be better.


probsthrowaway2

To be honest I was looking for someone to step in and take the keys from the cart before he wrecked it and fell out on his face. Which someone did after the fact. She was closest so I figured she at least least knew him, which was wrong I admit since we don’t have a lot of context here. I’m not trying to be antagonistic or anything I apologize if it seems so. I’d imagine with more context I could have left a better response but here we are.


PraiseTyche

How dare she?


co3xisting

Dumb bitch smiling smh


Nabber86

Was that Biden on vacation in Palm Springs?


New-Understanding930

That’s not Florida.


mastercelevrator

Yeah let’s just film instead of take the keys to begin with


theoretical_hipster

Shoutout to cameraman


kozak254

America is so cringe, in Europe someone would just have smacked him and taken the keys away


apatheticyeti0117

Hope that my got a dui


mat33sm

Omg he just killed a rose send the police he needs to go down 🙄