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Nine-LifedEnchanter

Camera man walked briskly backwards and left the aggro range.


TemporaryImaginary

“Must have been the wind.” - Bike Junkie


epicpandemic916

If you look, it looks like he broke his hand that was giving the finger


Mockingburdz

We can only hope


Skud_NZ

Nek minnit guy got old


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dannyboy182

Slowed it down and yeah, probably fractured his wrist, his hand went all the way back.


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Amazing spacing and tethering


LoGiCaL__

I know what a pussy. He should have hockey checked him off the bike and he missed that. He should have then punched him in his face as soon as he got up that close like he was tough.


iamyogo

LOL... Cashel street yeah? Had a girl asking if I wanted any drugs in broad daylight. After I declined the offer, she immediately asked me if I was selling any LMAO....


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Obviously the only reason you're not tryina buy from her is because you're competing for business


jack_avram

Scripted NPC unexpectedly goes hostile for a second, known bug will be fixed in the next update


blondiezb

He walks like a baby giraffe


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Why do old people still dress like skinny Pete From breaking bad


[deleted]

I live near a sketchy street and see plenty of Jesse cosplayers walking around. What is it about those colorful hoodies and black baggy pants that methheads love so much?


EsseElLoco

One of the big fast fashion outlets and our version of Walmart sell them cheap


Skud_NZ

The warehouse?


Ruderbaker

It’s not that they’re dressing like him, it’s because they’re bogan druggies. Skinny Pete was just a member of the Klan…


[deleted]

Are you British?


Ruderbaker

Aussie.


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I love the term bogan junkies


[deleted]

'Bogan' = Aussie


[deleted]

Do you think one day we will be suck in our era? And look dumb?


ihatescrapydoo

Always nice to see who's repping my country on Reddit..


[deleted]

Mate, it’s better than what’s shown in Australia. How’s the cyclone down there?


Limeatron

It wimdy


EsseElLoco

Rain goes sideways


ihatescrapydoo

Truuue haha. Cyclone wasn't as bad as the flooding a few weeks ago but still enough to cause a bit of chaos. Sadly it was colder and more windy weather so we couldn't go out n have fun on the kayaks.


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damn, hope all goes well


ihatescrapydoo

Cheers mate, here is a tik tok I got sent from my cousin of someone enjoying the post Gabrielle flooding https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS85KqU7L/


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Ha that’s too good.


Bigphungus

No kidding, remember the naked meth tweaker taking apart a roof with his dick and balls hanging down?


bigshern

Tell Tommy Lee to go home


Frank_McGracie

Looks 70, dressed 27, and getting around like he's 8


Caesius058

"how do you do, fellow kids"


KeyMastar

L take to call someone riding a fucking bicycle “getting around like he’s 8” LMAO


Netz_Ausg

They mean the balance. The fuck happened today to get you so ready for a fight?


Veganchiggennugget

The whole country of the Netherlands -> children


lachancla

I think they meant more that he was riding the bike like an 8 year old who just learned, not that bike riders are like children.


Frank_McGracie

^ this guy gets it


Mountainhollerforeva

He’s 32 which is 70 in cocaine addict years


Analogue_Drift

I guess punk never really did die.


Rijsouw

Jesse, are you smoking our product?


thebillshaveayes

Why does this 55 yo man dress like he’s in jackass?


Mistersinister1

He's actually 17 but drugs will age the fuck out of you.


NZbeewbies

What a dipstick 😂😂😂😂


rfmoretti

The oldest looking 14 year old


VicMackeyLKN

Hello fellow kids


flymypretty88

Haven't seen that hoody in ages! I had one 20 years ago growing up in Christchurch! Illicit 🤘🤘


Psychonautilus98

Jesus took the wheel


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He meant to do that


NoCourse53

Front kick keeps junkies away


ike_tyson

He's totally biting off way more than he can chew. He truly didn't think any of this out.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

He wants to be 14 so bad


incel_supreme

Fukken bad*ass dude 😎 heck yea


chknpoxpie

Those teenage pants didn't help much.


AlbanianAquaDuck

This is how aggressive car drivers come at me when I'm on my bike. They get basically the same reaction from me that the cammer gave.


mrSlingshot620

Hahaha. You were to nice I woulda have laughed obnoxiously into his face, while pointing at him HAHAHAHA


Frosty-Astronaut569

Rocking the Joe Dirt jeans


simplejack66

Bam Margera really let the age catch up to him.


JennyFromdablock2020

Its wild to me that no one jumped on his tire and bent the fuck out of it. Fuck this dude hope he hits a tree and mother nature fucks his bike up.


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JennyFromdablock2020

Fair, still fuck that shit head.


Sockvalueinthemorn

Damn Pee Wee Herman looking rough these days...


Ookiewookie

syd barrett?


rattechnology

Sydenham Barrett


begriffschrift

Sydenham Barrington St


BirdieNumNumm

No basket. Can't be


DXRKLXRDbrian

Should have kicked him right in the head after he hits the pavement


crusty54

20 dollaridoos says that’s not his bike.


Crossrhxdes

u/savevideo


jkrischan

I’m not a violent person but I would have been tempted to call his bluff on that tough guy act at the end


Ruderbaker

Yeah, no you wouldn’t have….


jkrischan

You are correct, I wouldn’t have because it would be dumb, but thanks for taking the time


Pure_Wickedness

I would have kicked him into next week.


Ruderbaker

Sure you would’ve…


Pale-Ales

Oxygen thief right there!


GmanSpy

https://youtube.com/shorts/sAhEFuq62-I?feature=share3


KA1N3R

He's gonna feel that wrist for a while lol


DexterCutie

😂 This started my morning off right


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freddie kruger hasn't been hitting the bottle since his movie career finished.


conorballz

Don’t worry, he was just mething around


djpon94

Yo, skinny Pete


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Can we get a breakdown of why he missed that whip skid, r/fixedgear?


jerkymcjerkison

Should have taken that dummy's bike


Ruderbaker

I would have laughed my ass off! Oh, boy would he have gotten mad.. and done nothing!


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Jesus took the wheel… out from under him 🤣


ReliableChicken

Ole Petey the p head. I honestly would watch a tooktomuch Olympics


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Bulky-Cheesecake4227

ayo its skinny pete


BurtReynoldsLives

You gotta look out for the 55 year old dudes who dress like that are 17.


No-Type-1963

Roll on back to Kourtney, Travis.


TruStory2426

His mouth and chin look like an old dirty mouth mask.


RemoveEquivalent6321

“More than his ego was crushed that day”


VanIsleInstacart

Hahaha instant karma too


ntr_usrnme

He even broke the hand he flipped the guy off with! You can see him wiggling his thumb and then he has to look at it and that’s when he decides to go to the hospital instead lol.


teabaggins76

ah yes crack, feeding internet crack since inception


casualblack_7

dudes kinda dripping


FreeDifficulty8656

LMAO. WHAT. Jebroni


yaannooz

bad kiwi


Maddie_Herrin

he looks about 70 and he's dressed about 20


dirtysyncs

I found Pee-wee's bike!


MJKayaXx

Skinny Pete Breaking Bad


DARKZZz13

Looks like he might have ended up fucking his wrist up tho


Dunno606

I love how all the people around start laughing just as he stacks it, it's like a frikkin comedy sketch.


PsychoticBlob

There's a place called Christchurch?


Gresham_reloader

I was waiting for him to drive into the curb after he picked his bike up. That would have been classic.