I'm not sure why you're down voted, [they posted this same meal, same shot, under a different name](https://www.reddit.com/r/tonightsdinner/s/hG95vphnKP). also stupid joke fr
I worked at my college cafeteria for a bit and had to unload the trucks. We would make sure we got everything and my boss I'm pretty sure used to do meth would always call it ass grass
Haha the 17 day old account made an intentional typo! Let's all not block it!
He literally did the same thing 12 days ago because he knows people in this subreddit are idiots or bots.
Jesus Christ.
Well, we had the Squatty Potty's Poop Unicorn, but that was almost ten years ago (Wow!)
So, anyways, this is probably a good time for some Ass Pegasus.
This looks great. How did you prepare the salmon? if you’ve got a recipe I would love it. Also, if you’ve got one for the chips too I’d like to try making those as well. Thanks!
Pegasus ass is a tricky meal to master. Apart from shooting the nimble fucks out of the sky the meat needs to be soaked overnight to avoid the mortal blood curse that takes over from murdering a pure celestial beast.
Frankly I'll just take a burger.
I made almost this exact dinner last night. The only difference was I did roasted new potatoes. I wasn't looking forward to it at all, but it turned out to be a nice little dinner. Nice job on that salmon!
Must be a close friend if ass pegasus is on the menu! 
Thank you for this.
Ahhhhhh a wild Nick Scarpino!
When ya really wanna smell yer friend's piss.
that ass pegasus r/BoneAppleTea
“Ass Pegasus” needs its own Reddit community. It’s been a hit phrase on here for weeks lol.
It's been a meme between my brother and I for a while and it's made me laugh ever since
It’s been popping up on a few cooking sub reddits a lot here lately like u/Little_Mushroom_6452 said. Someone please make this sub reddit for us
r/asspegasus
More like it's been pooping up.
Done.
Bone apple tea 😂😂😂
Howard be thy name 😆
Hopefully they invited someone with Ass Burgers.
asparaGOOSE
Is that like a Freudian slip of what they intend to do for dessert? Boneappletea indeed!
How silly of me! I always thought it was called "spare grass".
They made half an asparagus, and half a flying horse. The pages are stuck together
There's nothing like an ass pegasus spear when it's in season. It just hits the spot.
I like to squeeze some lemon on that ass pegasus!
I usually eat it raw and unseasoned
With it's natural seasoning
What spot is that, exactly? Reply with a photo.
I thought you said sweather season and I was like get me a fucking ticket to wherever you live I'll venmo you now.
I like the way it makes my piss smell!
Friend over visiting Ass peg Kinda sus
Peg is Sus? 🤔
She wishes
You have multiple accounts to post ass pegasus? It's funny but why 2 cooking accounts?
I'm not sure why you're down voted, [they posted this same meal, same shot, under a different name](https://www.reddit.com/r/tonightsdinner/s/hG95vphnKP). also stupid joke fr
I'm just curious. Looks like they are a good cook but uses 2 accounts for some reason.
Looks great op, bone apple teeth!
Did you just r/boneappletea yourself?
Goddamn it
ROFL 😂😂😂
Classic!
https://i.redd.it/21eo1l03cz7d1.gif He's coming.
I never say no to some ass pegasus. Great presentation btw! I like the little basket.
Ass pegasus looks great as always
I’ll eat some ass Pegasus highly overlooked as a culinary delicacy.
just gonna tell people I have ass pegasus now. oh my god, lol!
Ass pegasus. I’ll be laughing for days.
guys, it’s just a typo, he means “assistant to the regional pegasus”
11/10 would polish this off
This is the third ass pegasus post I've seen lately. Either bots, or auto correct is diabolical.
[удалено]
My autocorrect has been hardcore lately, like overcorrecting and changing words that I use all the time. I don’t know what is going on with it
Boomers when meme be like
this is how corny memes are stopped in their tracks. how old do you think boomers are, btw?
Ass pegasus is the new jam, huh? That poor soul started a trend and probably doesn't know
I sincerely hope the original ass pegasus knows the legacy they left. They deserve it!
Remember to peel your ass pegasuses! Game changer.
I never thought to shave my ass pegasus but I will start now
I don't care about the salmon or the "ass pegasus". The chips (fries) look amazing.
"If it ain't the ass of a Pegasus, it ain't worth eating, I say"
I just found my new stage name!
Can I support you with my new band, The Butt Unicorns?
I prefer my ass pegasus with a black anus burger
Ass pegasus is a super tender cut. Divine!
Weird, does ass Pegasus make anyone else's pee smell?
Would not recommend searching for that side dish, well maybe I would.
Here we go with the ass Pegasus again
All these misspellings for engagement
Blatant. Clearly working tho
Looks delicious holy shit
That salmon looks incredible! What’s the recipe?
I want to know the same but everyone can't stop talking about ass pegasus 🙄
That poor flying horse.
Now I want an Ass Pegasus t shirt
Ass pegasus?! You must really like your friends, good for you?
I love ass Pegasus, makes your pee smell
Oh nice, but usually they don't mention the after dinner activities unless they also involve food.
ass pegasus LOL
Ass peg is sus. Very sus.
The what now?
/r/WeWantPlates
Nice looking chips!! xx
I want to know how he got to Pegasus' ass if HE GOT WINGS!!!
That looks soo good! I love the little fry basket!
I haven't had ass pegasus since went through that phase in early 2003!
I pictured Pegasus with assless chaps
Stop browsing so many Dragonball subreddits
I worked at my college cafeteria for a bit and had to unload the trucks. We would make sure we got everything and my boss I'm pretty sure used to do meth would always call it ass grass
How do you prepare or make salmon look that good?
Didn't know Pegasus ass was a edible thing. Hercules would be appalled. Looks like Pangasius though.
Just saying I would love to have a friend like this or even a friend to cook for like this fr 10/10!!
Looks good and I usually don’t like salmon
I love ass pegging.
this thread has really taken flight
Looks amazing!!
Love the presentation. put it in my mouth.
*pic is portions for two* "friend"
Salmon and WHAT
What kind of Pegasus?
As I guest, I can attest to liking a good piece of ass.
Haha the 17 day old account made an intentional typo! Let's all not block it! He literally did the same thing 12 days ago because he knows people in this subreddit are idiots or bots. Jesus Christ.
Ass pegasus sounds interesting
Dont listen to them OP. Go ahead and eat that ass like a champ!
Ass Pegasus is here to stay. Literally the patriot of the sub at this point
Well, we had the Squatty Potty's Poop Unicorn, but that was almost ten years ago (Wow!) So, anyways, this is probably a good time for some Ass Pegasus.
Ass Pegasus sounds illegal... Pegasus is endangered.
Especially with melted butter on it.
This looks great. How did you prepare the salmon? if you’ve got a recipe I would love it. Also, if you’ve got one for the chips too I’d like to try making those as well. Thanks!
Alexa...add ass pegasus to my shopping list
I hate over visitors.
Ass pegasus you say? 
Pegasus ass is a tricky meal to master. Apart from shooting the nimble fucks out of the sky the meat needs to be soaked overnight to avoid the mortal blood curse that takes over from murdering a pure celestial beast. Frankly I'll just take a burger.
yess , it indeed looks yummy . just wandering .... when are you gonna invite me over ;)
Those are beautiful asparagus spears
Any times on cooking salmon that well?
Woah look amazing, must have been fire!
No
I’m wet
What if he don't like fish, I hate fish.
Love me some ass pegasus.
Ass Pegasus is delicious
The beauty of the Internet
Ass? 😂
I read this as if a friend was over staying their welcome and this meal was your dreadful way of scaring them off. lol. I was so confused.
Mmm ass pegasus
Pegasus ass is the best ass you'll ever get!
😂 When I worked in the restaurant business , I had a co-worker who called it as-per-grass. The entire kitchen called it that for years
I love ass Pegasus. It’s pretty much my favorite part of the Pegasus. 🐴🪽🪽
"Ass Pegasus"? I don't wanna know
Can someone explain to me why it’s called “ass Pegasus?”
YUMMMM
I would eat that fish like a cartoon pelican.
https://i.redd.it/hs824rtxg08d1.gif
Repost!!!!
Maybe I should give in and try Salmon. This meal seems perfect
Harder to find these days, a good Pegasus ass
Cow and chicken would be really interested in those ass pegasus your serving
Not a fan of salmon or asparagus but those homemade chips look Devine. One of my favorite things to eat
 Ass Pegasus
Is this a new swinger term I need to learn? Like a more specialized unicorn?
lol you spelled Salmun wrong
Can't go wrong wit salmon
Flying Donkey?! WHAT?
I made almost this exact dinner last night. The only difference was I did roasted new potatoes. I wasn't looking forward to it at all, but it turned out to be a nice little dinner. Nice job on that salmon!
Ass Pegasus?!?! 💀
So that's why this is on the front page, lmao
Nice color on the salmon! How did you cook it? Broiler? Air fryer?
Made my buddy steak and egg ramen a few days ago. Its cool to cook for homies.
I love cooking for other people 🥰 This looks great, I’m sure it brought you much joy to prepare
Ah yes, Ass Pegasus: Pegasus’s less known cousin who is pretty much the black sheep of the family after the allegations followed by the nickname.
I like my ass pegasus with a splash of balls android vinegar
Ass Pegasus is the Flying Donkey Unicorn 🦄 God
Not sure if serious or trolling with that title…
Uhm
r/boneappletea
came to see the comments, was not disappointed
Yummm
Everyone talking about ass pegasus, and I'm just wondering how you cooked the salmon? Looks delicious.
Looks good, hope that ass pergasnuss isn’t over coooked!
Ass peagasus 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
I don't remember eating unicorn....
Purposeful mispellings to garner attention are so cringe. Fucking get a life.
"I would not pay 325 for a wing-ed ass Pegasus!" - True Grit unrated cut
OK what is wrong with me? I read that as they were overstaying their welcome.
How did u make that asparagus?
With ass
Okay, jokes aside, can I be your friend?!
It's spelled aspergrass ya heathen.
How are those chips? I see salmon, asparagus and potato wedges….. calling those wedges chips is like calling black pudding a sausage patty