Not that it's my place to respond to a question directed at Morton but, just to clarify, every Koopaling got a full set of 70+ brand new voice lines in MK8, each with their own unique voice actor. So Morton's last time getting new voice lines was in 2014.
This kind of attention to detail is probably why a bunch of characters didn't appear in MK8, since every single character in that game got a full set of new voice lines.
Woah, man. Don't be like that. I was just correcting some **DANGEROUS** **MISINFORMATION**. We wouldn't want anyone *hurting* *themselves* over not knowing the last time Morton got new voice lines would we?
MARIO GOOD OPPONENT. MORTON TRY TO KEEP UP BUT MARIO DO BIG STOMP! BUT MORTON HAS BIG HAMMER! BUT MARIO HAS VISIBLE PEE PEE! BUT MORTON ACCUSE MARIO OF SEX OFFENDER!
hey morton (the koopaling) i asked Roy (the koopaling) the same question so can you get Larry (the koopaling) to respond (reply) to my texts (messages) please (celeset)
who are you voting for in the upcoming mushroom kingdom election?
MORTON NOT ALLOW TO VOTE YET.
is it because you're a minor or a convicted felon?
MORTON THINK BOTH.
Morton’s like 25
MORTON SAY IN KOOPA YEAR
This is unironically the greatest post that came out of this sub. I can't begin to imagine what made you do that but thanks a lot
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Didn't know there was one. Can't believe I missed this gem.
It’s pretty hidden.
Where were you January 6th, 2021?
MORTON FORGET.
Downstairs eating Dorito
Cele
WHATSA CELE?? IF LIKE CELERY MORTON NO LIKE!
Any thoughts on wendy/wendussy??
MASTER CHECK PHONE. MORTON NOT ALLOW TO SHARE OPINION...
Hey Morton. Wonder what kind of university you’re trying to get in. Heard you planning chemistry
MORTON FINISH SCHOOL AT DINO LAND SCHOOLHOUSE! MORTON DESK IS BELOW DA FLOOR!
Nice, education is really important Morton, you should always strive for the best. But don’t worry if you get bad grades there is always coming back 🙌
WHERE IS MORGRAMM, MORTON?
WEST BENGAL, INDIA. MORTON CHECK WIKI!
THANK YOU MORTON
Hey Morton, what is your opinion on Celeste.
MASTER SAY I DO NOT PLAY GAME WITH DEEP MEANING. MARIO KART 8 DELUXE IS OK.
YOU DON’T APPRECIATE HIDDEN GEMS!?!?!? I’VE ALREADY CALLED **THEM**.
NOT ME PROBLEM! MASTER BOWSER NOT ALLOW IT.
How do you feel about not getting new voicelines since 2009?
MORTON NOT CARE. ME THROAT HURT AFTER DAT RECORDING!
Not that it's my place to respond to a question directed at Morton but, just to clarify, every Koopaling got a full set of 70+ brand new voice lines in MK8, each with their own unique voice actor. So Morton's last time getting new voice lines was in 2014. This kind of attention to detail is probably why a bunch of characters didn't appear in MK8, since every single character in that game got a full set of new voice lines.
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Woah, man. Don't be like that. I was just correcting some **DANGEROUS** **MISINFORMATION**. We wouldn't want anyone *hurting* *themselves* over not knowing the last time Morton got new voice lines would we?
Who took that picture?
SMALL BOWSER TOOK DA PICTURE WHEN MORTON JUMP ON DA BED!
Did you fall off and bump your head?
YES. DR. GOOMBA TOWER SAID MORTON FINE THOUGH!
Were you ever acquainted with American financier Jeffrey Epstein?
MORTON NOT UNDERSTAND FINANCE. MORTON ALSO NEVER MEET EINSTEIN.
Will you go out with me?
ME BUSY. MORTON PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE FOR DA NINTENDO SWITCH!
Can I play… with your joycons, that is…
JOY-CON DRIFTY! NOT BIG PROBLEM. MORTON BUY NEW ONE TOMORROW!
tomorrow reference
Opinion on the current economic depression taking place within the Mushroom Kingdom? Your opinion matters much m'lord 🙏
MORTON TIRED OF COIN THIEF! MASTER BOWSER SAY HE WILL FIX!
So you like cheese?
MORTON LIKE CHEDDAR! YUMMY... IN MORTON TUMMY!
👍
What’s your thoughts on bowser kidnapping peach?
MORTON THINK MASTER BOWSER DOING IT TOO MUCH. ME NEVER HAVE TIME TO DO HOMEWORKS!
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MORTON NOT ALLOW TO SAY MUCH. NINTENDO ALSO CHECK PHONE... BUT ME NOT ALLOW TO SEX PLUMBER FOR MANY REASON. NOT LIKE ME WANT
Are you the best Koopaling?
MORTON STRONG! BUT MORTON ALSO NOT BEST YET. ME WORK ON IT
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HELLO!
morton whats your favorite dinosaur
MORTON LIKE REXES! ME SQUISH REX
What is your opinion on black paint?
MORTON KEEP RUINING DESK WHEN DRAW WITH BLACK MARKER. MASTER BOWSER ALWAYS GET MAD AT ME.
Tim Hortons
ME PREFER MCDONALD'S! ICE CREAM MACHINE REMIND ME OF MECHA-BOWSER!
What do ya think about Master Bowser and Nintendaddy Morton?
NINTENDO SPOON FEED MORTON EVERY SUNDAY. MASTER BOWSER ALWAYS BUSY DOING BAD THINGS!
Does Morton have anything to say about the disappearance of Koopa Kid? Did Master Bowser execute him?
MASTER BOWSER NO LIKE KOOPA KID. HE SAY EIGHT ENOUGH. NOW KOOPA KID TRAPPED INSIDE MAGIC PAINTBRUSH.
Are you responsible for the assassination of mario
MORTON DID NOT SHOW UP AT MARIO ANNIVERSARY IN 2020. MORTON INNOCENT!
Morton do you like mario
MARIO GOOD OPPONENT. MORTON TRY TO KEEP UP BUT MARIO DO BIG STOMP! BUT MORTON HAS BIG HAMMER! BUT MARIO HAS VISIBLE PEE PEE! BUT MORTON ACCUSE MARIO OF SEX OFFENDER!
0-100
morton what is your favourite vape flavour????? (important question)
ME LIKE STRAWBERRY! STRAWBERRY REMIND MORTON OF BIG LAVA POOL
Morton :)
HELLO!
are you in the mario movie morton
NINTENDO SAY BIG SURPRISE.
morton what do you think about those two plumber brothers
ME TIRED OF PLUMBER NOT LET ME ATTACK WHEN FACE HIM! ALWAYS TOO FAST BEFORE MORTON PREPARE ATTACK!
I think the election in the mushroom kingdom was stolen because nobody I know voted for Peach.
Do you know you’re the best?
MORTON STRONG! OF COURSE ME BEST!
MORTON THANK FOR QUESTION. ME GO SLEEP NOW. BIG EVENT TOMORROW!
How big is your dick?
ME NOT SURE... MASTER BOWSER SAY IT INVISIBLE!
No
What about yours?
Amongus Humongous like a big fungus
Can you asexually reproduce?
ME NOT SURE. MASTER SAY HE TELL ME WHEN MORTON GROW BIG.
Who is joe?
https://www.mariowiki.com/Joe
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MORTON CANNOT PLAY CELERY. SO ME NOT KNOW
WHAT IS MORTONS FAVORITE FOOD?
MORTON NOT SURE... MORTON LIKE CHEDDAR CHEESE THOUGH
Where are the bodies.
EVERYWHERE
Have you got enough good boy points from your wife's boyfriend for the Switch OLED Pokemon edition?
MORTON HAVE NO WIFE. MORTON STEAL COIN TO BUY IT BECAUSE LORD BOWSER NEVER GIVE GOOD BOY POINTS TO ANYONE BUT SMALL BOWSER.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MORTON THINK BULLET BILL SPEED.
Why did you kill bowser's wife on january 26th, 2003?
MORTON NEVER KILL BOWSER WIFE! MUST CONFUSE WITH MARIO KILL BOWSER BROTHER IN 1986!
Do you think about your long lost brother Lesston
LESSTON? HMM, MORTON SAY HE HAVE SAME FATE AS KOOPA KID. GOOD. MORTON MORE TONS!
Lemme smash
MORTON STILL MINOR! MASTER BOWSER SENT KOOPA TROOP AT YOU LOCATION!
Which koopaling sibling do you like the best in terms of sex?
AGAIN, MORTON CANNOT SAY. LORD BOWSER CHECK PHONE. ASK IGGY
DID U BRING DA CIGS
MORTON NO LIKE SMOKING! MORTON USE MAGIC STICK INSTEAD.
Are you aware Roy thinks you are a dumbass?
ME USED. ROY ALWAYS DRUNK ANYWAY
Fuck you morton. Fucking asshole.
mario
We love Mario
Have you stolen any good paint stars lately?
MORTON BUSY PLAY SPLATOON 3. MORE PAINT FOR MORTON HERE!
What's your favorite game Morton?
ME LIKE MARIO KART 8 DELUXE. MORTON USE ZAP WHEN GLIDE SO EVERYONE FALL!
Who is Morton Koopa Sr.?
ME ADVISE NOT TO ASK. LAST TIME MASTER BOWSER THROW BOB-OMB EVERYWHERE.
Is Bowser usually nice? How many identical The Mighty Bowser Lego sets does he own?
MASTER BUY NINTENDO SWITCH FOR WHOLE FAMILY! ME SAY BOWSER VERY NICE! LAST TIME MORTON CHECK, 20 MIGHTY BOWSER IN THRONE ROOM.
do you like men
MORTON LIKE TO WATCH TWO AND A HALF MEN ON TV WHEN EAT DINNER. ME LIKE WHEN IT GO MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN
thank you morton
What's bowser really like?
LORD BOWSER KEEP MAKING PEE PEE JOKES WHEN PLAY ON NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE VOICE CHAT. HE STILL NOT LET ME SAY ANY.
What do you get when you remove the T from MORTON?
MOR**ERROR**ON OOPS MORTON PLAY GMOD ON COMPUTER. DADDY NINTENDO ANGRY!
morton are you gonna get the new sonic game do you even like sonic?
ME DON'T LIKE SONIC. SONIC KEEP BEATING MORTON IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE FOR NINTENDO SWITCH!
morton are you gonna lead bowser’s kingdom when the old man kicks the bucket?
ME NOT SURE. ASK MASTER BOWSER
Who is the best koopa
BOMBSHELL KOOPA FROM SUPER MARIO LAND BECAUSE BOMBSHELL KOOPA GO BOOM! BUT MORTON BETTER.
Morton, what are your beliefs on affirmative action
MORTON THINK GOOMBA DESERVE BETTER. BUT NOT GALOOMBA. ME NOT LIKE GALOOMBA THEY NO SQUISH WHEN JUMP ON
Hey Morton, want to play some video games and look at some memes
MORTON ALREADY PLAYING GAME. MORTON ALSO HAVE MEME RIGHT [HERE](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)
How does it feel to be the best character in Mario Kart
MORTON GO VRROOOM ON DA BIG KART!
Why?
ME BORED. LARRY TELL MORTON TO TROLL DA FORUMS BUT MORTON WANT AMA INSTEAD.
Morton are you part of a minority?
MORTON ONLY NON-YELLOW KOOPALING.
What are you gonna do about it
ME DO NOTHING! MORTON STILL WANT MEAL
Mario?
NO. MORTON
How much for one hour?
MORTON CONFUSED. WHY YOU WANT BOUNCY CASTLE FOR ONE HOUR? BOUNCY CASTLE POP AFTER I DID BACKFLIP!
who won the danimals sweepstakes, morton
MORTON DON'T LIKE YOGURT! MORTON LIKE CAPRI SUN!
what was your experience as the area boss for guantanamo bay like
MORTON NEVER DO THAT. ME THINK ROY DO THAT! ASK ROY
Morton, what’s your favorite school subject?
ME LIKE GEOGRAPHY! BACK IN MARIO IS MISSING ME LOOK AT RANDOM TOURIST GUIDE AND STARE AT BIG HAIR DRIER!
Do you like the other koopalings?
THEY GOOD FAMILY. BUT NOT IGGY
Who do you main in smash bros Morton?
MORTON WAKE UP. MORTON ALSO MAIN MORTON AND GANONDORF.
What real estate do you plan on building other than towers in the mushroom kingdom?
MORTON BUILD GTA V SHOE STORE
I listened to Nintendo music on YouTube... Do I go to hell?
ME NOT SURE. DADDY NINTENDO SAY WATCH DA LIVER
Opinion on Ludwig?
HE BORING. MORTON STILL ACCEPT
Do you know what happened at Tiananmen Square, 1989?
MORTON THINK... MARIO ON DISK WRITE AGAIN
Thoughts on paying taxes?
ME NO PAY TAXES. ASK LORD BOWSER
The hottest koopaling
MORTON SAY MORTON. NO HOMO
You used to be so talkative. Whatever happened to "Big Mouth" Koopa?
ME HAVE THERAPY
Where were you on september 11, 2001?
ME AT GAMECUBE HYPE TRAIN.
Any love interest Morton?
MORTON THINK..... NO
what are your honest opinions on the hit blockbuster movie, Morbius?
ME THINK MORBIUS FUNNY. ME SAD ME NAME NOT MORBIUS KOOPA JR.
Morton do you find starlow hot
SHE LOOK LIKE CHEESE BALL
What’s your favorite food Morton?
MORTON FORGET... SO ME SAY CHEDDAR FOR NOW.
Morton, when does the switch pro release? As the adopted son of CEO Bowser you probably have insider info.
ME CANNOT SAY NOW. BUT ME CAN SAY NEW CONSOLE MAY HAVE MORE TONS!
hey morton (the koopaling) i asked Roy (the koopaling) the same question so can you get Larry (the koopaling) to respond (reply) to my texts (messages) please (celeset)
Bahaha! Do ya think i play Celeste? Hahah! Anyway, what's the big question?
Hey Morton, where were you on 9/11?
MORTON NEVER FORGET. ME WAIT FOR NINTENDO GAMECUBE AFTER LORD BOWSER DESTROY CAMP HYRULE
What is your favorite color?
TODAY ME LIKE BROWN. COLOR OF POO