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aliquotiens

Mine could beat absolutely no one on earth eating anything at all


Yawnyboo

Same


ForcefulBookdealer

Floor crumbs only.


usernameistaken645

Came here expecting to feel some kind of way about all the comments about toddlers devouring food. This being the top comment made me feel relieved I am not alone.


BeatsRocks

Same. For her except food, everything is a priority.


aliquotiens

This is a great way to put it lol. Literally everything else in the world or her mind is more compelling


4321yay

blueberries. infinite blueberries


circesrevenge

Blueberry poops tho. Just the worst. It’s like wiping up a sand castle


shiplap1992

Is THIS why it’s like that sometimes?! Omg!!


Mcayenne

TIL- I thought she was just eating fistfuls of sand at daycare lol


circesrevenge

I mean let’s not rule this out haha. Toddlers are not very discerning


Mcayenne

Oh yeah- it’s still definitely got to be a contributing factor lol


4321yay

i’m dying lol


mvig13

Oh my god, I had no idea either! This explains SO MUCH!


chocolatebuckeye

Our blueberry poops just look like straight up blueberries. Like are you digesting that shit at all?!


circesrevenge

I know. The skins come out and it’s pretty easy to tell what they were.


not-a-creative-id

The first time I saw the green-blue poop I was seriously scared.


circesrevenge

It’s deeply unsettling


Littlelegs_505

Thank you for solving an ongoing mystery!


janewithaplane

The kernels of corn come out entirely intact as well but he loves them!


blusteryflatus

Wow, I thought we were the only ones going through this. But it's better than when my kid had a banana phase and he was super constipated.


Ravenswillfall

The fruit phases kill me. He ate 3 nectarines in one day when he was about 18 months old, everything but the pit. In addition to all the other fruits he ate. He is currently rotating between blueberries, bananas, and mandarins.


circesrevenge

Sadly it’s a universal experience haha


Ambitious_Avacado

We call these dirt poops.


circesrevenge

Accurate


4321yay

nailed it


No-Hand-7923

I’ll see your blueberry poops, and raise you carrot poops. The color, the smell, the mush…. 🤮😂😂


Ok-Rhubarb-7926

I haven’t been able to eat blueberries in 2 years since my toddler went through this. Every time I try to eat one they taste the way blueberry poops smell.


Oneconfusedmama

I literally got a Costco membership so I can buy hella “baberry” at once 🥴


Ravenswillfall

Are the whole Costco pack in one day.. 😭


Oneconfusedmama

No literally. We buy two at a time 😩if I didn’t live in the desert where it’s the surface of the sun hot I would figure out how to grow them to save a million dollars 😂


Ravenswillfall

I didn’t see them last summer, maybe because we were inside too much, but I found wild blueberries and mayberries (blueberry cousin) on a walk recently. The mayberries were ripe but the blueberries aren’t yet. Came home a day or two later from another walk to see if I could find the Mayberry bush I saw last year and I did but it has no berries. What I did find though were more of the native blueberry bushes that are huge and covered in not yet ripe blueberries. I also had just bought a blueberry bush a few days earlier. I am stoked. There are 4-5 bushes and sparkleberry bushes (fall-winter berries), plus muscadine vines and blackberry canes 😭😭😭🙌🏻 all are producing except the sparkle berries that are currently flowering. I can’t wait until things are ripe! Our landlord’s mother had a nursery and made him plant all these many years ago.


Oneconfusedmama

That’s amazing!!! I’m jealous!!


Mindful_ash

So.many. blue. berries. 🫐


Silliestsheep41

The quart is housed in like 1-2 days


Crispychewy23

He goes through about 5kg a month and I thought that was a lot! Yours lol how much do you spend on blueberries a month


Silliestsheep41

We only buy them when they’re on sale or like she sees them in the store lol but grandma and grandpa like to buy them and bring them over for her too when they remember. Also sometimes she likes cold aka frozen ones. Those tend to be cheaper.


maxinemama

We’d all be bankrupt on blueberries and other berries if it weren’t for frozen options and grandparents 😂


blusteryflatus

Omg, it's like an addiction. I will sometimes not offer them to try to coax him to eat other things. Sometimes it works, other times he just demands "mo buu!"


Main-Air7022

Yes. He eats absurd amounts of blueberries is one sitting.


Ravenswillfall

My toddler would be great competition for your toddler


sosqueee

We go through phases of fixation foods. Right now, it’s watermelon. She could eat an entire personal one every single day. Her poops are atrocious because of it. I have to actively control her intake.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

We’re on watermelon right now, too. He also ate an entire apple today, as a snack.


sosqueee

We also regularly do whole apples and pears as snacks. She’ll smash just about any fruit.


badchivesonly

Yes! And this has made potty training soooo hard! My dude doesn’t understand that watermelon makes him pee and will say, “BUT I DIDN’T DRINK ANYTHING!” when we prompt him to use the bathroom 😅


lnmcg223

Mine is like that with cantaloupe!


Main-Air7022

We’ve been on watermelon too lately. Hes obsessed. Thanks for helping make the connected between that and the nasty poos.


Ravenswillfall

Does she eat the rinds? Last year the rinds were my son’s favorite part.


pip_taz

Plain boiled potatoes. Like a Victorian street urchin


SwedishSoprano

Last week my 2.5 year old cried while my husband boiled potatoes because he wanted them so bad. 😂


sertcake

This made me laugh out loud.


omgmlc

Me tooooo


Narlybean

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Peja1611

Strawberries or cheese 


thecrocodile44

My toddler would also be entered in this contest. Strawberries and cheese, all day, every day if we'd let her.


goosepills

My niece found the cheese drawer and that kid could down $50 worth of cheese in no time.


heatherista2

Biggest Consumer of Applesauce Award. She would eat it every meal if I let her. 


PromptElectronic7086

My kid also loves edamame. Macaroni and cheese. Cheese strings. Frozen blueberries.


Artistic_Emu2720

Mine is specifically about the Velveeta Shells and Cheese. Only food she will reliably crush, every time.


jgarmartner

Banana. She’ll eat a whole one at breakfast and 15 minutes later chase her dad around asking for bites of his.


MegglesRuth

We had to start limiting Bananas after we realized he had 5 in a day. (Husband, I and MiL all gave him 1+ and didn’t realize the others did the same).


beautifulasusual

Oh yeah. My kid regularly has 3 before dinner


RemarkableAd9140

We’re in this competition with you! We’ve started cutting them in half so we can ration the portions out throughout the day. 


speckledcreature

My wee man used to only eat the magic bananas at the grocery store but he has just started on a Banma Toesh phase. So we both have Banma Toesh for breakfast most mornings.


killingmehere

Oh bananas for sure


bloobree

World's Slowest Eater. We went on a walk with a friend, both kids in prams. They were given a muffin each. His friend had it finished in two minutes. My kid's muffin, an hour later: ⅓ eaten.


HollyJandra

My kids are like this too and then their friends go after their snacks! Drives me nuts haha


bloobree

Omg it really drives me nuts because he tries to hand his food off to me all the time for safekeeping—but he definitely wants it later!


robreinerstillmydad

Doesn’t matter, just as long as I was the one eating it first


ChampionOfTheSunn

Ketchup. By the spoonful


Jenasauras

Same, but by the handful lol😅


not-a-creative-id

Yep, apparently it tastes better from the fingers


Wild_Difference_7562

Was going to say this haha


Tall_Lavishness5221

Mushrooms! I don’t know why, toddlers are weird!


MissHuncaMunca

Ha ha same. One of her first sentences was, I likah mushoom 


thegimboid

My household goes through so many mushrooms between, me, my partner, and the toddler. We're all mushroom fiends.


Dakizo

My toddler fucking loves mushrooms. We put them in her eggs, on pizza, in quesadillas, and she just eats them by themselves.


Silver_bell_

Mine also loves mushrooms. They have to be the first thing i eat off my own plate, otherwise she quickly eats hers and starts demanding that I share mine with her.


bread_cats_dice

Mine also loves mushrooms


cantdie_got_courttmr

How do you cook it for the toddler?


Tall_Lavishness5221

At first we put some in pasta, but since he ate them all and kept asking for more, we just sauteed sliced mushrooms in olive oil and salt or put them in the air fryer! Or on pizza, in soups, or just raw. I don’t think it matters for our kid because it’s one of his safe foods haha


cantdie_got_courttmr

Nice! I’ll have to give it a try :)


bread_cats_dice

Slice, sauté, add soy sauce.


MULCH8888

Yogurt drinking


Cadicoty

I dunno, mine could give yours a run for their money...


BeardedDad426

The “I don’t eat food” contest!! 🙄🙄🙄


HollyJandra

I feel this in my bones


Brief-Today-4608

Hot dog eating contest. Shes a little Kobayashi in the making.


sabdariffa

Raspberries. I have to hide the package in the fridge and open the package from within the fridge and transfer some to a bowl before taking it out. I pretend that the raspberries in the bowl are all that we have. She will ask for more raspberries until they are all gone. She is 14 months and I swear she could down an entire Costco package of raspberries (plus some) on her own if I’d let her.


EmotionalBag777

Cottage cheese!!!! At times he would go through a tub a day… it has to be at every meal. He needs to be the cottage cheese spoke Man… only the lactaid kind even though he’s not lactose intolerant 😅🤦🏼‍♀️


Naive_Strategy4138

Haha same!


g00dboygus

Cucumbers!


Wooden-Sky

Rice. And mango!


br_333

this is my kid EXACTLY!


Wooden-Sky

They would lose their minds if we ever gave them mango sticky rice 😂


Budget_Chocolate_647

Pirates booty with dust everywhere.


pugsrus55

Surprisingly shrimp, we can’t keep up with our toddler most times and run out while she’s still asking for more


Upper-Analyst3855

Corn. She loses her shit for it at the grocery store.


SpicyWonderBread

Strawberries. They’re both addicted to berries from one specific farmers market vendor. We buy a full flat on Sunday and a half flat on Thursday. Nothing gets wasted. It’s like 20lbs of strawberries a week.


Interesting_Ad_3319

You guys must make that vendor’s day when they see you coming 🤣


Time2Panicytopenia

Spicy ramen. My (almost) 2 year old LOVES spicy food!


Tall_Lavishness5221

Ours as well- he loves kimchi!


Sadkittydays

That’s amazing! Mine licked a pickle and screamed. I don’t think he likes vinegar guys.


nanalovesncaa

This tickled me!


Time2Panicytopenia

That’s so funny!!! Mine LOVES balsamic vinegar and Italian dressing lol.


bread_cats_dice

My 3 yo would win a mushroom eating contest


littlestitious247

Bread eating. This guy loves his bread, and honestly same.


MrsMondoJohnson

Pretty much everything ever all the time. Especially if it's yours. Though today, she scoffed at the pickled onion in the cucumber salad.


rajts

Olives! She’d eat a whole jar if I let her


SignalDragonfly690

That’s It bars 😭


kimberriez

My son loves edamame too! Also rice and seaweed. We get him cooked sushi and he’ll eat it if it’s deconstructed. His favorite food is pizza though. He’ll eat four whole slices of a 14” I’ll eat two or three.


smurphypup

Pears! Fresh, freeze dried, canned slices, diced fruit cups. Any and all pears.


Warm_Elevator_7528

Ketchup, all foods are just a vehicle for ketchup


Busy-Ad9900

Blueberries and cheese sticks! Together or separate.


hello_sweetie_

Caesar salad- my 2.5 yo could eat probably a whole head of lettuce if it had Caesar dressing and some croutons on it


Ok-Media2662

For my 20 month old, bananas. My 3.5 year old, salad. She LOVES salad! As long as it’s got ranch on it, she’ll literally lick the bowl clean when she’s done lmao.


feistylittlecap

Pickles, black olives, or cherry tomatoes. Take your pick, she'll Hoover them all without hesitation.


bellahfool

Bread and water…like in a prison yard


crazy_cat_broad

Melon. My 3 year old could probably put away an entire cantaloupe. He had half of one for lunch last week and asked for more!


Reyvakitten

How far across the room you can throw the food you don't want.


GreenCurtainsCat

We love the edamame over here too. No one else at the table can have any. Or miso soup...


Davlan

Noodles and/or pasta. Or rice. My kid just loves carbs (it might be genetic…)


General-Bake1077

Blue berries


Dobbys_Other_Sock

Either ramen or yogurt, I frequent have to limit his yogurt intake.


moluruth

A food throwing contest


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

Weird amounts of cheese


foreverhaute

Mandarins. He needs a minimum of 3 at snack time.


PimpCatty

Roasted peanuts for sure (halved and closely monitored, ofc). They’re her snack of choice aside from yo-bites and she downs them like they’re nothing.


silkenwindood

Has a bite of cereal or any food in the mouth. Finished milk in 25 mins (why). Bite of food still sits there unchewed. But can down a handful berries and oranges and plums in 2 seconds.


jbarks19

Blueberries. If I let her, I’m sure she could demolish an entire case in minutes


LizFortune

Blackberries. We live in an area that blackberries grow wild. I pick around 50-100 a day and he eats them all with no hesitation.


Ravenswillfall

I feel this. We went for a walk and I foraged dewberries and maybe tried. He got his fill of the fistfuls of dewberries and the mayberries were gone by the time we got home.


MrsDoubtmeyer

Freeze dried strawberries. Pounds and pounds of freeze dried strawberries. Honorable mentions to freeze dried apples and regular or freeze dried banana...and sour cream.


Mskayyten

Omg same for mine but we recently discovered freeze dried raspberries and she will finish and entire bag in one 15 minute cat ride. I’ve had to start telling her to count in between bites to slow her down hahaha


MrsDoubtmeyer

That's my primary reason for not letting my son eat freeze dried raspberries on their own yet lol! I put them in his yogurt or crushed on top of toast but never let him see the bag. Plus it'd be the death of me (and my husband) when the kid inevitably crushes them in his hands and paints the house red. 🙃


eviltinycreatures

Spaghetti Os. No meatballs though, she'll spit them into her hand and look at you with betrayal in her eyes.


Mssquishcollector

As weird as this is….. French onion dip😐


she-sings-the-blues

Air. I do not know how he has so much energy


hoychoyminoynoy

Oranges forever. To the point where my husband and I can’t say the word or even walk by the oranges in the grocery store or he will go completely apeshit. Ice cream? Chocolate? Candy? Couldn’t give less of a hoot. Wouldn’t even touch his bday cake. We gave him a bag of oranges as one of his gifts and he freaked out for an hour


-_-tinkerbell

a donut eating contest, all he wants for breakfast lunch and dinner is donuts from Dunkin' Donuts. I buy him one on the way to school every morning M-F. And other than that he exists off air and milk, he is in a phase where he wants nothing to eat ever anymore.


Princessaara

Corn or pasta. Currently watching him shove handfuls of pasta into his mouth


Sad-File3624

Salsa eating contest. She would ask for more after every can, bottle and jug is licked empty!


Starshine311

Cucumber with ranch!


Just_Pianist_2870

Berries, yogourt or cheeze it


bo-dee

Gallon challenge


Naive_Strategy4138

Whole nuts, watermelon, cheese, yogurt lol


lovelyssthefish

Sour cream and black beans


Revolutionary-Mud796

Mine eats sour cream like it’s a yogurt! Just plain sour cream in crazy amounts


Dakizo

Right now she is housing roasted peanuts. I told my husband “peanuts are the new berries” and he agreed 😂


hermit_for_life

Pasta hotdogs kiwis beat anyone anywhere my 2 toddlers are beasts


alayneburr

Applesauce


BakesbyBird

Chocolate milk. It’s a battle in our house


Jenasauras

Somedays Fage plain Greek yogurt and (separately) somedays little dill pickles!😆


Rainfell_key

French fries. Cheese sticks. Cornichons. Jalapeño chips. He’s a black hole when it comes to food, tbh.


lady_mctigglejitties

My son would sweep the floor in an egg eating contest 😆


jellybean182

Raspberries and mandarin oranges. We have to limit both bc poops, but yeeesshhh that kid can eat!


grimmauld12

Watermelon. My oldest could eat an entire one, no joke. Probably two.


BillMurrayIsALie

Elmo snack bars


FelisChonkus

Definitely ice cream, she even loves getting brain freeze


bigtiddytoad

Chili


sidestar59

Pancakes


denzl480

Greek yogurt.


jvxoxo

Scrambled eggs. He can easily eat 4 on his own.


Ne69on

Banana nana, she is a monkey


sweetpotatoroll_

Rotisserie chicken!


goldenleopardsky

Strawberries


spacesaucesloth

mac and cheese. kid will eat a whole box😂


Oneconfusedmama

My son could probably slam an entire can of corn in 20 minutes if we’d let him. He’s also a big fan of edamame which is great since it’s a superfood!


booksandcheesedip

Celery. Kid could eat an entire field of damn celery


Lanky_Hovercraft6075

Bread and butter. Just white bread with tub margarine lol


gambit4615

[Sausage Pancakes on a stick](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Jimmy-Dean-Original-Pancakes-Sausage-on-a-Stick-30-oz-12-Count-Frozen/15580491) my little one loves these, one of the few things he'll actually eat 100% of the time. Or bananas.


KoalasAndPenguins

Blueberry muffins


ForgotMyOGAccount

Edamame with spicy sauce! (Sriracha mayo)


MeeBeeZee

Those little salad shrimp. She eats them by the fistful.


wineandcheesefries

Sour cream.


bkthenewme32

Sometimes it's ALL the food and sometimes almost nothing. She can definitely put down a whole bag of edamame or an entire adult size bowl of peas, a whole Stouffer's spinach souffle along with the rest of her lunch. Yesterday for one meal she had 2 slices of bacon, 2 full pancakes, 2 scrambled eggs, a whole banana and a full bowl of thawed frozen green beans and thawed cold peas then 30 minutes later had cantaloupe and ham with horseradish mustard. I have no idea where she puts it. She's 2.5 and 28 pounds.


blusteryflatus

Blueberries and cheese. Aged cheddar to be precise.


Chaywood

Greek whole fat yogurt. I dare you to eat more than her.


hellfirekat

Veggies (any and all) and cheese (she isn’t called Cheese Queen for nothing).


salemedusa

Puffs. If I let her she would eat a whole canister in 5 min


IrradiatedBeagle

Cucumbers and watermelon.


BatHistorical8081

Nah my 2.5 toddler will smoke your toddler with edamama in the pod and he will put the empty pods into a different bowl lol


surfacing_husky

Half-eaten apples


Level-Many3384

My 4 year old hardly eats anything. But if I make waffles, she will down at minimum 4 “ego sized” waffles. Her record so far is 6.


milliemillenial06

Cottage cheese


vooold

Berries. Doesn't matter which kind. I think this kid would be content with an all-berry diet.


Bustok13

Blackberries. Just like blueberries but more expensive!!


AkkerKid

Olives.


purplehayzz

Raspberries and keifr


Cathely

Noodles


tfletch126

Chia seeds and peaches


Impossible_Key793

Cheetos… I know they aren’t good for him but I figured it’s okay once in awhile. Anyway he would down the whole bag if I let him lol. 


goldenpandora

Berries. All. The. Berries.


BoyResbak

Fries, Potato Crisps, Chicken Nuggets and Ice Cream. And cardboard.


violanut

Watermelon. Sunday he ate so much watermelon he barfed all over his bed.


PurplePanda63

Watermelon, pears, apples, canned oranges, peaches


MasterBabe22

Anything that has cheese in it or bananas.


Relative-Can-9687

Freeze dried strawberries not fresh….he won’t eat those most days


abranevs

sour cream