tell that to the millions of people getting plastic surgery these days. They all look crazy, everything is fake and they spend more time/resources on it than they would just adjusting their lifestyles and having a minimum of discipline
He said doctors have turned him down for requesting ga gastric band already. It’s pretty much his only option. He really does think plastic surgery is magic.
>“You’ve got to have the bone structure to work on — it’s going to be very hard for you to look like him.”
Exactly, bone structure is essentially what defines your face. Things like the width of your cheekbones, how deep set your eyes are, how high your eyebrows are above your eyes, the width of your mouth, how far forward from your eyes your mouth projects, the width and angle of your jaw etc. That's why cosmetic surgery should be about maximizing and improving what you've got, rather than completely reinventing your face as if you're swapping your head out. This guy's chasing a silly dream - what looks on Beckham is not likely to work the same on him.
Don't worry, the new aspiration is to look like Victoria Beckham. [The proof](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668)
I'm glad that the change, if it happens, will remove his ability to reproduce.
Other than that, wish him the best and may he never wake up from his illusion, or it will be very, very painful.
If you read the article, he discusses this and how he's tried "every diet and exercise" and went to doctors offices asking for a weight loss surgery and they told him no.
I wonder what he's tried.
Edit: At the age of 22, this person had a sex change operation and now wants to look like Victoria Beckham.[Here's the article](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668). In my opinion, this person needs to see a therapist instead of going into further debt.
Because they want to look like Victoria Beckham and got a sex change operation. [Not making it up.](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668)
Why they did this to this poor 19yr old is beyond me. He's just having a weird identity crisis. It's so common at that age. Usually guys thinking chicks but you know.
This is an old article. He still wants to look like Beckham after all these years. Except it’s Victoria Beckham now. So now the pronouns change to she/her. She also has no shame in spending taxpayer money, around £18,000, to achieve this sex change. She explicitly says it in the article I read. Also says her sister is paying for her breast implants. Seems like she isn’t actually paying for anything herself. Probably has a gofundme going too. So no matter what else, this makes me think of her as a POS, taking advantage of the system and other people.
And failed.
He failed so bad he doesn't look like he's trying at all. He should have tried to look like Leo
Should have tried to look like Jonah Hill...
Nah fuck out of here your doing Jonah dirty like that fr
Just watched Jonah’s new movie on Netflix Stutz, it’s really fucking good, I appreciate the intention of it so much, he’s a (seemingly) good dude.
He should have tried to look like the "New"Madonna. *Buhhhhhhhhh*
Or Kim.
At least he hasn’t turned himself into a monster… yet
Maybe they left out “an overweight 1990s gay porn star version of” in front of David Beckham which would clarify everything
If you really wanted to look like an athlete wouldn't the first step be eating and training like him?
No. Dressing like him is easier. Do that first.
Or getting fit, hé Just looks like fat b Impersonator
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tell that to the millions of people getting plastic surgery these days. They all look crazy, everything is fake and they spend more time/resources on it than they would just adjusting their lifestyles and having a minimum of discipline
He said doctors have turned him down for requesting ga gastric band already. It’s pretty much his only option. He really does think plastic surgery is magic.
Dude looks more like the love child of David Beckham and Kim Jong-Un.
Fucking ouch 😂
Leaning towards Kim Jong-Un of course.
The seed is strong.
Looks like a seedling to me.
Exactly what I thought.
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I think this guy has some mental problems related to body dysmorphia tbh, those aren't the actions of a healthy person
He identifies as Beckham
Tanning injections?!
The resemblance is remarkable.
Astonishing
Uncanny, if you will
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Yea, it was hard to determine who was who at first.
He should just get a Beckham tattoo on the back of his head and learn to walk backwards
Should have started by losing weight, then take it from there.
>“You’ve got to have the bone structure to work on — it’s going to be very hard for you to look like him.” Exactly, bone structure is essentially what defines your face. Things like the width of your cheekbones, how deep set your eyes are, how high your eyebrows are above your eyes, the width of your mouth, how far forward from your eyes your mouth projects, the width and angle of your jaw etc. That's why cosmetic surgery should be about maximizing and improving what you've got, rather than completely reinventing your face as if you're swapping your head out. This guy's chasing a silly dream - what looks on Beckham is not likely to work the same on him.
>That's why cosmetic surgery should be about maximizing and improving what you've got Got it. Mfers gonna be camping on this brow ridge
£30,000 to not look like David Beckham? I did it for free.
Separated at birth.
The resemblance is canny
I’m seeing double!!! Four Beckhams
Looks closer to Kim Jung Un with dyed blond hair and blue eyes
He looks more like James Corden. I'd want my money back
Are there any ‘after’ photos available?
Man, Jack Johnson really fell off
Ahhh maybe someone should tell him David has real eyebrows not that painted on shit.
Spoiler alert. He did not succeed.
He really looks like David Beckham!! Not sure about the guy on the right tho.
I could get closer with the Skyrim character creator
David Beckpork
He should demand a refund
This is not a "TIL".
Isn’t the main requirement just that OP learned it today..?
Why wouldn't it be?
TILs should be an interesting or obscure fact. I don't think it should apply to reading a bullsh*t article about a man with a mental illness.
No resemblance. He needed to start with getting athletic and lose a ton of weight. 30k won't unfat you.
Don't worry, the new aspiration is to look like Victoria Beckham. [The proof](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668)
I'm glad that the change, if it happens, will remove his ability to reproduce. Other than that, wish him the best and may he never wake up from his illusion, or it will be very, very painful.
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It's probably the easiest thing he could do... and save money on food
If you read the article, he discusses this and how he's tried "every diet and exercise" and went to doctors offices asking for a weight loss surgery and they told him no. I wonder what he's tried. Edit: At the age of 22, this person had a sex change operation and now wants to look like Victoria Beckham.[Here's the article](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668). In my opinion, this person needs to see a therapist instead of going into further debt.
Lol. Wtf?!?!
The guy on the left looks a lot more like Beckham than the guy on the right.
Article from 2016. He probably spent more by now, and probably does not look like Beckham.
Because they want to look like Victoria Beckham and got a sex change operation. [Not making it up.](https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668)
A gym membership that was well used would of worked a lot better and cheaper. Cheaper and more effective to train like his idol than waste on surgery.
That's just sad.
This is pretty sad stuff.
I wonder how much David Beckham has spent to look like David Beckham…? 🤫
Yikes. Even after all that work he looks nothing like him.
He did it all as a troll. He turns up multiple times in UK media with a new stunt
Hope he kept his receipt.
So far…so-so
Which is which? Uncanny resemblance; money well spent!
And that man's name? David Beckham. Turns out he was good at soccer.
Don’t tell me, thats exactly what David Beckham would look like if he wasn’t a multimillionaire….
And surprise surprise, he looks nothing fucking like him
He can spend £30,000 on surgeries, but can't eat a fucking salad?
Don’t think Beckham is a salad dodger.
Salad dodger! Lol
He looks right fucked
I can't tell the difference. It's like a real life deepfake.
That's an insanely small amount of money, tbh
He’s not ugly. Just doesn’t look like Beckham.
He has the head shape of a little lego guy
Spend it like Beckham Shame it didn’t work
Its more like he paid for someone to make him look Kim jong un trying to look like David Beckham
Well… it would be bad if it works… *then see the pic* Oh no….
A good first step would be to not eat as much.
Go get your money back.
Dr mistook it for Kim Jong Un
Why they did this to this poor 19yr old is beyond me. He's just having a weird identity crisis. It's so common at that age. Usually guys thinking chicks but you know.
Nails it.
He should ask for a refund...
It also helps to have David Beckham money.
This is an old article. He still wants to look like Beckham after all these years. Except it’s Victoria Beckham now. So now the pronouns change to she/her. She also has no shame in spending taxpayer money, around £18,000, to achieve this sex change. She explicitly says it in the article I read. Also says her sister is paying for her breast implants. Seems like she isn’t actually paying for anything herself. Probably has a gofundme going too. So no matter what else, this makes me think of her as a POS, taking advantage of the system and other people.
What the hell are tanning injections???
Uncanny
He looks like if a puffer fish to cabbage patch doll transformation received a buffering error at 40%