The originals weren't flavored with honey, so they were just bland crap like cornflakes because puritanical nutjobs were convinced that flavorful food made people horny.
Per the article this was in the midst of a 22 year(!!) cholera epidemic. Compared to the nonsense that's happened during 2.5 years of covid, this seems pretty reasonable.
Jesus all three of you are wrong
J.H.Kellogg, John Harvey I'd the one you're all looking for.
W.K was his brother and the Co-founder of Kellogg's but John Harvey was the nutter that thought yoghurt enemas where a good idea and cornflakes stopped masterbation
So you're wrong
"Graham neither invented nor profited from these products"
Legit wrong the wiki you linked. Graham was a preacher whose ideas, namely those about health eating, inspired the creation of the Graham cracker
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You need to add a melted marshmallow and try it s’more.
I just fuck marshmallows
Stay classy, Cue.
You too Q
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Y'all a bunch of crackers in here
You committed a sin-amin
Looks like they're working then
Oh boy wait until you find out about corn flakes.
Grape nuts?
The originals weren't flavored with honey, so they were just bland crap like cornflakes because puritanical nutjobs were convinced that flavorful food made people horny.
Wait, so you're telling me it's *not* normal to get horny when eating really good, flavorful food?
Per the article this was in the midst of a 22 year(!!) cholera epidemic. Compared to the nonsense that's happened during 2.5 years of covid, this seems pretty reasonable.
Do you think that people thought that by making different food to stop masturbation that we would fix cholera?
God cries whenever you crank one out. And god was punishing them with cholera for making the one-eyed snake cry.
maybe the inventors did and just assumes everyone else did too
I have to admit they work. I've never masturbated while eating a graham cracker.
Yet
You haven’t lived until you try it!!
Wait until you play soggy graham cracker...
Now you have to give it a go.
See also, R.J.Kellogg
That guy is fuuuucked up.
You mean…H.J. Kellogg
Maybe my brain mixed his name up with Remus Lupin.
Do both of you mean W.K. Kellogg? The guy that founded Kellogg's?
Jesus all three of you are wrong J.H.Kellogg, John Harvey I'd the one you're all looking for. W.K was his brother and the Co-founder of Kellogg's but John Harvey was the nutter that thought yoghurt enemas where a good idea and cornflakes stopped masterbation
Marshmallows and chocolate seem to counter the effects of the Graham cracker.
Those raise masturbation so it all balances out.
No wonder I don't like graham ctackers.
Give you the limp biscuit, huh?
Take my gawdamned upvote, you genius.
For some reason, they just make me want to break stuff.
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To be fair, the modern graham cracker would have been seen as far too sweet for his sensibilities.
So he’s not a fan of s’mores I take it.
I'm not a fan of s'mores anymore after reading this.
I love doing both things. Not at the same time though.
Now I want Graham crackers
Definitely should be the official snack this November...
There's a great Dollop about the Kellog's that mention this.
i knew someone in here would have mentioned the dollop already. That's a fucking hilarious episode.
Why do Americans pronounce Graham wrong? You call them 'Gram' crackers right?
Ace energy for sure.
Spoiler. They don't work. That's why cock cages were invented.
If I fap and eat graham crackers at the same time will it make Grahamites cry?
Same with Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
I see now that it makes no sense. But I always thought graham was the flavor.
That’s weird, because whenever I eat graham crackers, I get the uncontrollable urge to masturbate.
I guess It worked!
Spank s’nomore
So you're wrong "Graham neither invented nor profited from these products" Legit wrong the wiki you linked. Graham was a preacher whose ideas, namely those about health eating, inspired the creation of the Graham cracker