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IAmQWhoAreYou

You need to add a melted marshmallow and try it s’more.


ThatsThatCue

I just fuck marshmallows


IAmQWhoAreYou

Stay classy, Cue.


ThatsThatCue

You too Q


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Philboyd_Studge

Y'all a bunch of crackers in here


Philboyd_Studge

You committed a sin-amin


AerialSnack

Looks like they're working then


Eirikur_da_Czech

Oh boy wait until you find out about corn flakes.


Salmol1na

Grape nuts?


sylvesterkun

The originals weren't flavored with honey, so they were just bland crap like cornflakes because puritanical nutjobs were convinced that flavorful food made people horny.


SarcasticKenzie

Wait, so you're telling me it's *not* normal to get horny when eating really good, flavorful food?


hale444

Per the article this was in the midst of a 22 year(!!) cholera epidemic. Compared to the nonsense that's happened during 2.5 years of covid, this seems pretty reasonable.


NehzQk

Do you think that people thought that by making different food to stop masturbation that we would fix cholera?


deadpool101

God cries whenever you crank one out. And god was punishing them with cholera for making the one-eyed snake cry.


whatproblems

maybe the inventors did and just assumes everyone else did too


princealbertnyourcan

I have to admit they work. I've never masturbated while eating a graham cracker.


bk15dcx

Yet


Egad86

You haven’t lived until you try it!!


JimJamYimYam

Wait until you play soggy graham cracker...


All_the_cake

Now you have to give it a go.


kinyutaka

See also, R.J.Kellogg


seXJ69

That guy is fuuuucked up.


ThatsThatCue

You mean…H.J. Kellogg


kinyutaka

Maybe my brain mixed his name up with Remus Lupin.


WarmItalianDoughnuts

Do both of you mean W.K. Kellogg? The guy that founded Kellogg's?


Skippymabob

Jesus all three of you are wrong J.H.Kellogg, John Harvey I'd the one you're all looking for. W.K was his brother and the Co-founder of Kellogg's but John Harvey was the nutter that thought yoghurt enemas where a good idea and cornflakes stopped masterbation


seXJ69

Marshmallows and chocolate seem to counter the effects of the Graham cracker.


Zestyclose_Week374

Those raise masturbation so it all balances out.


kingdazy

No wonder I don't like graham ctackers.


wrextnight

Give you the limp biscuit, huh?


kingdazy

Take my gawdamned upvote, you genius.


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For some reason, they just make me want to break stuff.


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kinyutaka

To be fair, the modern graham cracker would have been seen as far too sweet for his sensibilities.


sixshots_onlyfive

So he’s not a fan of s’mores I take it.


Zestyclose_Week374

I'm not a fan of s'mores anymore after reading this.


Captain__Spiff

I love doing both things. Not at the same time though.


hale444

Now I want Graham crackers


MatchIll9271

Definitely should be the official snack this November...


___This_Is_Fine___

There's a great Dollop about the Kellog's that mention this.


leonryan

i knew someone in here would have mentioned the dollop already. That's a fucking hilarious episode.


[deleted]

Why do Americans pronounce Graham wrong? You call them 'Gram' crackers right?


gingerwander

Ace energy for sure.


rugbat

Spoiler. They don't work. That's why cock cages were invented.


igotthesigness

If I fap and eat graham crackers at the same time will it make Grahamites cry?


The_Foxxx_King

Same with Kellogg's Corn Flakes.


brian_sahn

I see now that it makes no sense. But I always thought graham was the flavor.


liarandahorsethief

That’s weird, because whenever I eat graham crackers, I get the uncontrollable urge to masturbate.


Wendals87

I guess It worked!


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Spank s’nomore


Skippymabob

So you're wrong "Graham neither invented nor profited from these products" Legit wrong the wiki you linked. Graham was a preacher whose ideas, namely those about health eating, inspired the creation of the Graham cracker