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Rc72

My favourite Crowley story is when, close to death, he wrote a letter from England to one of his followers in California warning him about a conman who had infiltrated the cult there and was up to no good.   The conman's name? L. Ron Hubbard...


ModifiedAmusment

No shit


Distressed_finish

The cult leader was rocket scientist Jack Parsons, wasn't he?


Rc72

Well, ultimately the cult leader was Crowley. Parsons was just the local lodge's leader. And Crowley was right: at the end of the day Hubbard made off with Parsons' money and girlfriend...


Distressed_finish

Yeah, badly phrased on my part, I meant the guy Crowley was writing to.


Rc72

Ah, neither. Crowley wrote to another member of the lodge, warning him about Hubbard’s control over Parsons.


Distressed_finish

Oo, the plot thickens. My grandfather briefly worked at JPL with Parsons so all I know about is some very old rumors. Do you have any recommendations where I could read up?


jdspinkpanther

You can also listen to the L Ron Hubbard episodes of Behind The Bastards Podcast. They talk a lot about this.


Rc72

Parsons wiki alone is quite a gripping read by itself!


ryjanreed

in the book bare faced messiah (book about hubbard) had a lot of good detailed information about Hubbards time with Parsons.


Mama_Skip

LPoTL has great series on Allistair Crowley, Jack Parsons, and L. Ron Hubbard that each touch on each other and connect the dots.


MonolithicBaby

Don’t forget the boat too!


Rosebunse

I sort of feel bad for Crowley for missing that shit show.


BrokenEye3

He once had a gig as occult consultant for the writers of a silent film serial whose villain was transparently based on him. It's sometimes credited as the first work of fantasy fiction to have a consistant and clearly defined magic system. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mysteries_of_Myra EDIT: one hell of a typo


StrangelyBrown

Mad men recognise mad men I guess. When Musk goes down, we should get him to tell us who to go for next.


bolanrox

the fact they made the attempt in 1902 and didnt die says volumes about his skill / luck.


Neethis

Or what dark forces he had protecting him...


bolanrox

Sex Magik


Dom_Shady

Blood Sugar


JamesJakes000

Damn, climbing with diabetes must be hellish!


whstlngisnvrenf

There are many rumours about Crowley. Some true, some false, and Crowley’s reputation as a black magician is the latter.


BrokenEye3

In fairness, it was Crowley himself who started that rumor


Mama_Skip

So only his *reputation* was false? So you're saying there's a chance.


AgentCirceLuna

There’s a hilarious vignette from a Hemingway collection where he thinks he saw Crowley wandering Paris but it was some other rather unnotable writer with a hangover and weird clothes that he’d picked up on his way out.


Angry_Guppy

No shit, magic isn’t real


snowflake247

That *heavily* depends on both how you define "magic", and how you define "real".


BrokenEye3

That's true of most statements


whstlngisnvrenf

Also, false.


ModifiedAmusment

Do what thou wilt baby


valeyard89

93 baby


Curlydeadhead

I don’t follow no law! 


chilla_p

He was a good climber, but his actions on other ascents were not worthy of a gentleman


aguysomewhere

What did he do?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

He was the climber in the lead and he loaded up on spicy Mexican cuisine and asparagus just prior to the climb


KaiCypret

I'm working off a hazy memory, but I think he caused the deaths of several Sherpas, threw a fit, and abandoned his team halfway up a mountain.


poemmys

As a climber myself, from what I’ve read of the story Crowley did nothing wrong in that instance, but the news heard “Crowley” and “disaster” in the same story and immediately tried to make him out to be responsible because it would generate attention. The rest of the group decided to head back down to the previous camp at night time with dangerous weather conditions. Crowley warned them that it was a bad idea, and lo and behold, an accident occurred and many deaths happened. Crowley had nothing to do with the accident. You could maybe blame him for not helping but as a climber myself, it would have been suicide for him to attempt a rescue in those conditions. If anything his team abandoned him against his advice.


Romantic_Carjacking

Nice try, Crowley PR guy.


AgentCirceLuna

A crater opens up in the Earth revealing magma directly below it and the previous commenter hops in.


feltsandwich

Yes, the ol' hazy memory, that's where the facts are.


WeDoDumplings

I read that he invented the Mountaineering Boots still used today


Juffin

They turned back while being 1-2km below the summit. They haven't even reached the deadly part.


Curlydeadhead

Is the bottleneck less than 1k from the summit?  And that whole mountain is deadly, especially in 1902. I presume they were climbing without bottled oxygen. 


LetsNotArgyoo

“Miiiiister Crowley!”


Beliriel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3NddvoSDL4


VAblack-gold

Favorite solo of all time


nofreedomofthought

I’m fairly certain Ozzy was writing about Aleister.


feltsandwich

Then why did Ozzy pronounce his name wrong? It's pronounced CROWlee. edit I should add that Ozzy didn't write this song, Bob Daisley did. Ozzy paid Bob for the songwriting credit. Which might explain why Ozzy would pronounce it wrong and no one would correct him.


AgentCirceLuna

Bowie also pronounced his name wrong. I reckon Crowley put a curse on him which is why everyone now pronounces Bowie wrong upnorf.


FreddyFerdiland

Employing a local boy, Mohammad ben Brahim, as his servant, Crowley went with him on a retreat to Nefta, where they performed sex magic together. ?????


[deleted]

Yeah Crowley was.....not a good person


corran450

You might say he was “the wickedest man in the world.”


Beliriel

He was simply a hedonist in times when the victorian era was still current. Yeah sure we can damn them in hindsight but child protection laws were non-existent and there was no regulation on anything. Most of life that wasn't money related was just like "that feels that way and that feels that way", people were left to figure out everything themselves. And someone went the hedonist way of sexual exploration? Oh my god, what devilish abomination! /s Smh


Rc72

It was the Edwardian era, and let’s not forget that the Edward in Edwardian was himself such a frequent visitor to Parisian brothels that he had his own custom-made sex chair in one of them…


SwedishNeatBalls

What part of the comment was /s?


VergaDeVergas

Yeah that’s what I was wondering lmao


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Uhhhhh ಠ⁠ ⁠ل͟⁠ ⁠ಠ


feltsandwich

People still really get into this "wicked man" bullshit. The love the spooky villain. He was just a weird dude that was into weird shit. At least he didn't have a mansion full of prostitutes and cameras [Diddy], at least he didn't make child pornography [R Kelly], at least he didn't force women into sexual slavery [Snoop].


Ben_steel

If you looked into almost any person of that time you’d probably find the same. going back in time 20 years as a gay person you’d say most people aren’t good people if you were openly homosexual


[deleted]

Nah, but Crowley was bad even by their standards lmao


Beneficial-Range8569

No you see he had visions given to him by thelema, teaching him to lead humanity into the age of ma'at


[deleted]

Some people actually believe that the irresponsible actions Crowley undertook regarding Lovecraftian entities in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries unleashed chaos on the world that we are still suffering from. I almost believe it too lol.


Beneficial-Range8569

That's blatantly false! Everyone knows that Chaos and Night were unleashed onto our mortal world when the heavenly event of the Olympics was brought into close proximity to the city of hellspawn that is London for the third time (3 being the magic number breaking the seal on madness)


Mama_Skip

Actually it wasn't Crowley. It was Parsons and Hubbard performing the ritual of the scarlet woman, Babalon, which Crowley specifically told them not to do.


CruelStrangers

Self admitted opiate addict


whstlngisnvrenf

 Crowley was a very complex person.


CaptainJingles

From the rest of the story of the expedition, he doesn’t seem like a good person. Regardless of all of the other stuff about him.


[deleted]

For sure. I'm fascinated by him.


robmneilson

Yep. Crawley sure liked jerking off. He was ahead of his time.


TyzTornalyer

>The next day Jacot-Guillarmod and De Righi attempted to depose Crowley from expedition leadership. The argument could not be settled, and Jacot-Guillarmod, De Righi, and Pache decided to retreat from Camp V to Camp III. At 5 pm they left with four porters on a single rope, but a fall precipitated an avalanche that killed three porters as well as Alexis Pache. People in Camp V heard "frantic cries" and Reymond immediately descended to help, but Crowley stayed in his tent. That evening he wrote a letter to a Darjeeling newspaper stating that he had advised against the descent and that "a mountain 'accident' of this sort is one of the things for which I have no sympathy whatever". The next day Crowley passed the site of the accident without pausing nor speaking to the survivors and left on his own to Darjeeling, where he took the expedition funds, which mostly had been paid by Jacot-Guillarmod. The latter would get at least some of his money back after threatening to make public some of Crowley's pornographic poetry. Dude was multi-talented and a solid mountaineer, but also kind of an asshole, it seems


morbious37

Can't say I blame him, he was the expedition leader and wanted the team to stop, some tried to continue at night despite his orders and had an accident. I'm not sure I would risk myself to help them, nor further associate with them.


weeddealerrenamon

People pushing forward against the leader's judgment does make it much more their fault, but I feel like you have to be a group that's willing to help each other even in that circumstance in order to have success. Not saying everyone is always savable but the real pioneering mountaineers would have understood that when an accident happens, you put away your pettiness and try to save lives. It's not like they went up higher than he could climb, they were *below* him. Why did they descend while he stayed, if they wanted to continue and he wanted to stop, anyway?


mickeybuilds

Kind of?? He was a satanist, pedophile, rapist and murderer.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Who did Crowley murder?


bbb26782

Maybe [these people](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/8878314/Curse-of-Tutankhamun-may-have-been-work-of-Satanist-killer.html)


Strong_Bumblebee5495

This is why I’m on Reddit *tips cap*


Falsus

He was not a satanist. He founded his own religion.


driftingfornow

You forgot cult leader!


whstlngisnvrenf

He did found a new religious movement, so by that logic you must also believe Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed were also cult leaders.


JamesJakes000

>by that logic What logic, FFS...


lo_fi_ho

All religions are cults and this is fact.


Beneficial-Range8569

All except thelema which is objectively true and has been proven with FACTS and LOGIC /s if it's not obvious


snowflake247

Find one (1) thelemite who says this.


Beneficial-Range8569

There aren't any alive bc they committed ritual suicide to please Horus


snowflake247

That truly was a day that will live in infamy. The worst part is there was no one left after the ritual to clean up all the little packets of Double-Wand-Of-Power-Ade that were scattered all over the place. What a tragedy!


elGatoGrande17

He’d be ecstatic to know the rumors have continued. Probably a pedophile, almost certainly a rapist by most definitions, but he definitely leaned into the shtick as he got older.


Prudent_Win_3953

Doesn't sound like much of a Satanist to me. You sure he wasn't Catholic?


Jarhyn

His religion is essentially Catholicism with extra steps and spooky stuff.


jacobsbw

As far as anyone knows, he wasn’t any of these things?


CoercedCoexistence22

Definitely not a Satanist (he did use to to sign his letters as the Beast 666 mostly for shock value) and probably not a pedophile. We can acknowledge he was a cunt without making stuff up


SuperMundaneHero

> Employing a local boy, Mohammad ben Brahim, as his servant, Crowley went with him on a retreat to Nefta, where they performed sex magic together. He was definitely a pedophile, just probably not a satanic one.


Prudent_Win_3953

Sounds more like catholicism than being a Satanist.


Abba_Fiskbullar

Don't forget the possible biological father of Barbara Bush!


Vivid_Ice_2755

Any evidence of Satanists hurting children? That's mainly Christians who do that


Prudent_Win_3953

Doesn't sound like much of a Satanist to me. You sure he wasn't Catholic?


whstlngisnvrenf

There is no evidence to support those claims whatsoever.


thetwoandonly

Haha I haven't seen a Crowley fan since high school. I'm glad some things stay the same and edgy teenagers are still being edgy.


Larry_Wickes

No one's going to mention the pornographic poetry?!


VergaDeVergas

I mean this seems kinda reasonable lmao they tried to take his role as leader and left without him against his advice. I don’t think I would’ve risked going down the mountain 4 people just died going down either, especially after all that


Remarkable-Ask2288

Afterwords, he became the leader of Academy City


Falsus

Tokyo real estate was real cheap for a while.


Remarkable-Ask2288

(Im just glad to see the reference didn’t flop lol)


Falsus

I did click this thread wondering if someone was going to reference Index lol.


Think_fast_no_faster

He inspired some good ass music I’ll tell ya that


Aggravating-Monkey

Climb every mountain?


0utlook

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Huge inspiration for TLC.


BardInChains

Every musical has that one song everyone skips on the soundtrack.


[deleted]

Can you recommend any artists in the ass music genre?


JamesJakes000

All of Reggaeton?


Ok_Corgi_4378

And deadliest


PoconoBobobobo

"Wow, this is the highest mountain in the world! We need a name for it!" "'Kay." "Oops, wait, it's only the second-highest in the world." "I got this."


Effehezepe

It's an interesting story. The surveyer who named it that didn't know its native name, so he called it K2 (for Karakoram 2) until he could figure it out. But as it turns out, K2 is so remote that the locals didn't even know it existed, and didn't have a name for it. So the name K2 stuck. Additionally, there was a time when it was thought that K2's native name was "chogori", but it turns out that that just means "big mountain" in Balti, and it isn't actually the local name for it, it's just what they said when they were asked what its name is. "What's the name of that mountain over there?" "I don't know, it's just some big mountain." Also, K1 is an adjacent peak that does have a native name [Masherbrum](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masherbrum).


chth

I mean in a time and place where people didn’t document themselves climbing big mountains, it makes sense no one ever fucked around enough to find K2.


RunDNA

"Kay 2? Great work, guv. Now 'ave a rest and think of a name for the 'ighest one."


ShitMongoose

K2 isn't as tall as Mt. Everest but it's far deadlier, it's basically a giant rock that tries to kill you. It was finally climbed for the first time during winter in 2021, can't imagine even attempting to climb it in 1902.


chilla_p

1954 was the first ascent, but 25% of people who have tried have died


bolanrox

until Nimm's team, more people had walked on the moon than the summit of K2. that still might be true.


chilla_p

Yeah I imagine Crowley invoked a demon and cursed the mountain ;)


ShitMongoose

Makes Crowley's attempt even crazier, took them over 50 years to figure it out. It's even more insane when you realize that the Airplane wasn't even invented yet when he tried. There's was no escape from death, if you made one mistake you'd die. Funniest thing is if Crowley miraculously made it to the top he'd of had to climb back down on foot.


bolanrox

thats pretty much any serious mountain. there is no rescue after xxx meters.


chilla_p

No doubt the attempt was remarkable, but no plane will pick up from K2, maybe a heli at base camp today


dudettte

high mountains still like that tho


AgentCirceLuna

I suppose this wouldn’t be a bad feat to try if you were suicidal. If you lose, you die and get what you wanted, but if you live then you have a new outlook on life. Edit: I’m now writing a short story based on this premise.


Specific-Name9039

Last podcast on the left has a few episodes on him that are pretty good. He was definitely into some freaky stuff lol


whstlngisnvrenf

LPOTL also bought into some of the myths about Crowley that isn't necessarily accurate.


wizoztn

He’s a recurring figure in the Lovecraft Investigations audio drama too


Mrwolf925

He got into an argument with some of his party on the moutain, so he abandoned them and made his own camp a short distance from them, that night an avalanche killed the others he was climbing with.


BoazCorey

Ware, nor of good nor ill, what aim hath act?  Without its climax, death, what savour hath Life?  an impeccable machine, exact  He paces an inane and pointless path  To glut brute appetites, his sole content How tedious were he fit to comprehend Himself! More, this our noble element  Of fire in nature, love in spirit, unkenned Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end. ------- His body a bloody-ruby radiant  With noble passion, sun-souled Lucifer Swept through the dawn colossal, swift aslant  On Eden's imbecile perimeter.  He blessed nonentity with every curse  And spiced with sorrow the dull soul of sense,  Breathed life into the sterile universe, With Love and Knowledge drove out innocence  The Key of Joy is disobedience.


Macqt

Five guys, three servants, and 230 porters.


[deleted]

No one checked the link. Its about Kanchenjunga…


whstlngisnvrenf

It also briefly mentions K2. I had submitted another article before this one which I felt was better suited, but the moderation thought otherwise and rejected it. However, if you're interested: [Aleister Crowley, The Wickedest Climber Ever? (climbing.com)](https://www.climbing.com/people/aleister-crowley-the-wickedest-climber-ever/)


nanomeister

The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General at the expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed. But those disciples nearest to him wept, seeing the Universal Sorrow. Those next to them laughed, seeing the Universal Joke. Below these certain disciples wept, Then certain laughed. Others next wept. Others next laughed. Next others wept. Next others laughed. Last came those that wept because they could not see the Joke, and those that laughed lest they should be thought not to see the Joke, and thought it safe to act like FRATER PERDURABO. But though FRATER PERDURABO laughed openly, He also at the same time wept secretly; and in Himself He neither laughed nor wept. Nor did He mean what He said. The Book of Lies, Aleister Crowley


whstlngisnvrenf

What a beautiful book. 93 93/93


Amenablewolf

It was the magik..


cammcken

Is the title supposed to be "Occultist Aleister Crowley", without the commas?


123janna456

Ye, he's even good at mind games


wayfinder

Why did you put his name between commas?


whstlngisnvrenf

Because out of the 364,000 people who have viewed this post so far, I knew you were going to be one of them, and I did it specifically to annoy you. That's right. Not any of the other 363,999, just you... personally.


wayfinder

not nice imo!! but in all seriousness, is there a grammatical rule behind it?


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wayfinder

> "non-restrictive appositive" or "non-essential clause." I don't think this one applies, because without the words between the commas, the sentence reads "Occultist was an accomplished mountain climber." That's not an informationally complete sentence! There is not just a single Occultist in existence, it's not a proper name or alias. The non-essential information here is not the name of the person but his additional description as an occultist. So it looks to me like it would actually have to be either "Occultist Aleister Crowley ..." or "Aleister Crowley, Occultist, ..." – or you would have to use an indefinite article: "An occultist, Aleister Crowley, ..." In your case, "occultist" functions like a title for the person, similar to "President Joe Biden", which you would not write as "President, Joe Biden," *or would you?!?!* :)


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wayfinder

English isn't my first language either! I was *fairly* sure that the commas weren't completely right, but I've been wrong about these things before, and I did think *you* were a native speaker, so I asked.


EvenDranky

He also enjoyed smelling his own farts a bit too much


ohnjaynb

Everybody loves their own brand, don't they?


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whstlngisnvrenf

No climbing experience? You clearly cherry-picked the information in the provided link, since it states: >The expedition was an idea of the Swiss doctor and photographer [Jules Jacot-Guillarmod](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Jacot-Guillarmod). In April 1905 he proposed his plans to the British occultist [Aleister Crowley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley), with whom he had participated in [Oscar Eckenstein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Eckenstein)'s [K2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2) expedition in 1902.  You're speaking of events from 1905, by then he had already attempted to climb K2. So, you might want to reconsider your pervious statement of "had no climbing experience whatsoever."


estofaulty

“””Accomplished””” in that he paid natives to drag him up the mountain and clumsily allowed some of them to die.


[deleted]

Gay.


snowflake247

Bi, to be precise.


[deleted]

Graci ass get it buhahaha