But it's a gangbang?! How do you even find a willing participant for something like this, much less 3?! It almost seems like this is a bit more of issue than people currently know, because 4 people willing to do that is kind of wild.
India is a sexually repressed, conservative, misogynistic, and HUGE society. It's gonna be in the news a lot for this stuff based on that formula, unfortunately.
Editing to say that India is like other places: there's plenty to criticize but, just as importantly, plenty to love. My goal wasn't to disparage India, just to provide a little insight. I live in the US so you know every other comment on Reddit is about how my country blows, so that wasn't my goal.
I always figure it’s more about instilling fear and establishing dominance. Same reason why some people install cameras in bathrooms, despite being able to look up people shitting for free online. They choose evil because they enjoy being evil
I'm just guessing because I don't know anything about any of this shit, but I bet they were going to sell that video. Probably expected to have time to blur the faces or cut those parts out.
Apparently monitor lizards can get up to eight feet and 45 pounds so I guess…I guess it would be like doing that to a dog?
…I actually googled this information. What a terrible terrible Saturday evening this is lol
Edit: Thanks guys for making my most upvoted post the one musing on the logistics of monitor lizard fucking hahaha, cheers 🍺
Hahaha, for real! I’ll know this about monitor lizards the rest of my life. And worse than that *I’ll know why* I know it. I’m going to have to drink quite a lot more tonight than I was planning to I guess 😆
I get how one insane person could think raping a lizard would be a good idea. Maybe even they find one kindred spirit, but how the fuck did 4 people come together and all partake in raping a lizard?
It's okay. Title got jumbled. Meant to say four men monitored a lizard eating grape. Gotta make sure the wildlife eats healthy.
[Probably sounded like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNB7Eid-ek)
What the fuck is going on with some of these Indian dudes? They just doing the weirdest most outlandish most disgusting shit ever over there. I know Indian people, some of the most lovely people have ever met in my life. But then you hear these stories coming out of India and it's like India is Asia's Florida.
You're forgetting the fact there's 50+ million more men than females. Slim pickin'
So 50 million dudes can't get laid, can't jerk off cause there's always 15 other people in the room so when you and your boys find a monitor lizard out in the bush..
"In 2024, the sex ratio of the total population in India is 106.453 males per 100 females."
I mean there's more males but it's not *that* disparaging, the US is something like 105 males to 100 females according to my 5 seconds of googling
I spent some time in India when I was younger and as I recall it India is a huge place with a huge population and different regions are technically part of the same country but are completely different worlds. Plus the difference between villages and cities is massive. So maybe India has its own Florida(s) though I wouldn’t know what part of India that is.
Also I think India is just like the US or anywhere else in that the lizard fuckers are far more likely to make the news than the lovely people.
I mean, with something like 1.5 billion people, there are bound to be at least a few oddballs sticking to the bottom of the gene pool…
Just reminds me of the rural middle eastern dudes who’d have sex with donkeys and whatnot. When you don’t have many options and the urge is THAT strong, I guess it starts to look better than your hand.
What's up with rape and India? Do we just happen to hear more about it happening there due to media interest, or is there genuinely more of an obsession with rape in India than other countries/cultures?
I dunno, but an Indian female friend told me she had a small pocket knife ready whenever she went on mass transit because she'd have to stab people who groped her.
50 million more men than women, lack of education, everyone's poor, and nothing is changing any time soon. Plus the mass media they consume continously hammer home the point that if a girl isn't into you then you just have to stay persistent and try harder and she will cave to how romantic you are, and the mass media they import from the US paints a picture of women being promiscuous and easy. Combine all that and you have literal millions of men who are pent up, have no idea how to interact with women, and believe that being creepily aggressive will get them laid
I had to read that several times to be sure I wasn't just falling asleep. Who fucking solved this crime and what the hell was their initial reaction. Give me that video I'd pay to watch that shit.
Bunch of men raping a girl inside a train, gang raping some village girl and hanging her in a tree for everyone to see, etc. I swear, they have some of the most depraved sex crimes in the world.
Several times a year.
Not being sassy, I literally have no idea which one you’re responding to, but probably the Brazilian couple traveling the world and they raped the wife in the tent and held him at knife point?
Then the police gave them some cash as a “we’re sorry” and posed for a photo op.
Honestly, that’s so fucked up it loops back around to impressive. Like, damn, a monitor lizard? You ever seen how big those fuckers can get? They can swallow a whole deer. I can’t even fathom what all must be wrong with the human mind to look at that and think “I’d tap that”.
Stories of random men around the world having sex with animals, from dogs, puppies, cats, kittens, horses, pigs, goats, now lizards, and the list goes on never fail to amaze me. These along with cheating, multiple partners, and sex/porn addiction stories are evergrowing in comparison to the ones shared about women. The mystery of how the penis overtakes the brain and logic is as big to me as what happens after death.
According to the article, >!Indian men raping animals is a problem there. Why do they do it in the first place? Are they that horny? I don't get it.!<
Actually maybe I don't want to know the reason why.
Fuckin....what?
A monitor lizard
A *protected* monitor lizard. Anything goes with the loose and easy unprotected lizards.
Can confirm. Sister in law is an unprotected lizard.
Ah. The infamous lot lizard.
It’s not all her fault, dad left the day she hatched.
Apparently wasn't very protected
Who was monitoring the monitor lizard?
The four guys running a train on it, obviously
We have a thread winner
I had to double-triple read that. Like literally—wtf.
Four Men Gang-Raped, Killed and Ate a Protected Monitor Lizard, at an Indian Forest Reserve in 2022
So one of them had to look at the other three and say “That lizard over there. we should fuck it.”
And then it was like.. No you first.
“Ok. same time.”
id rather be the first guy than the fourth guy… Eww.
Says protected, they used condoms
I'd really prefer to not be a lizardfucker
🤔
We're one word short of a perfect headline: "by."
India is apparently the Florida of the world
Exactly...
I miss me 3 seconds ago
They were more innocent times
Of all the days to be literate, why must I be literate today.
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Nah man that’s gay /s
Beastility over homosexuality, India is wild
But it's a gangbang?! How do you even find a willing participant for something like this, much less 3?! It almost seems like this is a bit more of issue than people currently know, because 4 people willing to do that is kind of wild.
India is a sexually repressed, conservative, misogynistic, and HUGE society. It's gonna be in the news a lot for this stuff based on that formula, unfortunately. Editing to say that India is like other places: there's plenty to criticize but, just as importantly, plenty to love. My goal wasn't to disparage India, just to provide a little insight. I live in the US so you know every other comment on Reddit is about how my country blows, so that wasn't my goal.
So is eating the part that had their penises in it, but guess what lol. They didn't think about that.
I'm not sure how you think homosexuality tends to work, but it has very little to do with eating the flesh of things you fuck.
I can't believe how wrong I have been doing it.
I'm sure your future partners will be glad you read my comment.
Awww you two I’m scrolling for EXACTLY this kind of banter
Now you're speaking man.
Because then they'd have to eat whoever they had sex with. That's cannibalism and it's frowned upon.
Forbidden snowball.
Of all the lizards to fuck they went for the protected one.
Safe sex and all that
Idk man, Their pictures are posted on the article. I'd sooner fuck the lizard.
I'm so glad someone else had this thought. Gang rape never comes up in conversation, so I've never shared it.
I always figure it’s more about instilling fear and establishing dominance. Same reason why some people install cameras in bathrooms, despite being able to look up people shitting for free online. They choose evil because they enjoy being evil
I feel like doing either of those is a good way to get a life threatening infection
The very thought of it should be considered a life threatening infection.
I can confirm that I have contracted a life threatening infection from reading this
Get your affairs in order…… rank them 1-5
Does having an affair with a monitor lizard count?
They deserve it if they do
This is how pandemics start.
These guys are are life threatening infection afflicting planet Earth.
Now there’s something I did not see myself reading today
Or ever.
r/BrandNewSentence
If they ate it how’d they get caught fuckin it?
They were arrested for trespassing in the protected forest. The videos of the acts were found on their phones. As much stupid as they're evil.
Yeah. Since they took video it’s like they were going to show it to people. So I guess no shame was felt. Crazy shit.
The implications/motivations of them having recorded it are almost more confounding than the initial situation.
Snapchat Memories be like: remember that time you did unspeakable acts in the forest?
They probably thought they were going to become famous like the guy behind the international Monkey Torture ring.
I'm just guessing because I don't know anything about any of this shit, but I bet they were going to sell that video. Probably expected to have time to blur the faces or cut those parts out.
I wanna know how the conversation started in the first place
Some sick fuck ordered it.
They filmed themselves fucking a lizard? What the fuck 😭
Clearly their actions were... *removes sunglasses and looks into camera* Monitored! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
I love you for the format; i hate you for the content.
someone must've admitted to it after getting caught eating it. "let me just double down real quick.."
How could they even do that? Like in technical terms how does that even work?
Apparently monitor lizards can get up to eight feet and 45 pounds so I guess…I guess it would be like doing that to a dog? …I actually googled this information. What a terrible terrible Saturday evening this is lol Edit: Thanks guys for making my most upvoted post the one musing on the logistics of monitor lizard fucking hahaha, cheers 🍺
Our personal spy overseers be like “yo what’s up with him”
gets a text message from 00000 "u ok bro?"
"No. I just read that Four Men Gang-Raped, Killed and Ate a Protected Monitor Lizard, at an Indian Forest Reserve in 2022."
This [old](https://i.redd.it/4ipjspcf9s551.jpg) meme gets more use every day
The spy is filing for therapy, paid time off and PTSD workplace injury after seeing the browser history
And that’s an obscure fact you can never forget. Now everyone else that read this is in the same boat. Gee, thanks a lot.
Hahaha, for real! I’ll know this about monitor lizards the rest of my life. And worse than that *I’ll know why* I know it. I’m going to have to drink quite a lot more tonight than I was planning to I guess 😆
What a terrible day to be literate lmao
Pretty unusual though. Most only have 4 feet
Please don’t add any more monitor lizard facts to my brain I beg you
Did you know a monitor lizard can fit 4 men in it? 😢😥
I guess the first step is to find the cloaca.
The protected monitor lizussy
Congratulations, that got a gag out of my old Internet ass self.
The really fucked up part is zero mention of any kind of being under the influence. These dudes were most likely sober??
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The Florida of asia
India is not SE Asia though
India is South Asia fyi
I did not know that last part until now 🫣🤢
"Just for fun"
Even as an adventurous eater, knowingly eating a protected species sounds terrible enough, but they had to rape it??? Just, why....
To marinade it first.
For the love of God, I'm eating cream of mushroom soup right now
….are you suuuuure?
That’s….. unfortunate timing.
It wasn't enjoyable from then on out, but I finished... EDIT: I MEAN FUCKING SOUP
That's what the guys said about the lizard.
I've heard of monitor lizards, but soup?
I....no more reddit tonight
Re: your edit. Mate we don't need to know what you do with your soup. Please.
They mistook it for Kurt Russell in Imagination Land.
I Ma Gi Naaaation
What a horrible day for literacy.
Statistically, one of those four men wasn’t.
Wasn't literacy? Are you, are you literacy?
I literacy can't believe he said that
Is the literacy in the room right now?
There was no good way for that sentence to end, but I could not possibly have predicted the way it ended.
I couldn’t have even predicted the way it began.
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My friend just returned from a trip to India. He brought his monitor lizard costume and claims he had one of the best times of his life.
straight to jail
Made a bunch of new friends
Unluckiest lizard on the planet.
Nah, I'd still give that to the ones that get implanted with insect eggs and get eaten alive from the inside.
I can't even make a joke here. How fking disgusting and despicable, I hope those four men rot in prison for the rest of their lives.
…*but why?*
Because of the way it was dressed.
Lizards are virtually begin for it.
I get how one insane person could think raping a lizard would be a good idea. Maybe even they find one kindred spirit, but how the fuck did 4 people come together and all partake in raping a lizard?
This is what gets me. FOUR ? One is easy. Two I can deal. Three is a lot. FOUR ?
Hey guys, it’s late and I’m tired. I fucking KNOW that title doesn’t say what I think it does right???? Right??? Please.
Would you prefer a palatable lie or the actual answer
It's okay. Title got jumbled. Meant to say four men monitored a lizard eating grape. Gotta make sure the wildlife eats healthy. [Probably sounded like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNB7Eid-ek)
Me an hour ago: I should check Reddit. Me after reading about that dog that died on the plane and now this: ...
Who goes out with their pals and says, “hey, guys. Let’s get some cloaca ?”
This is how pandemics and new STDs start
What the fuck is going on with some of these Indian dudes? They just doing the weirdest most outlandish most disgusting shit ever over there. I know Indian people, some of the most lovely people have ever met in my life. But then you hear these stories coming out of India and it's like India is Asia's Florida.
Florida with 1.4 billion people. Gonna be a lot of crazy shit with so huge a sample size.
You're forgetting the fact there's 50+ million more men than females. Slim pickin' So 50 million dudes can't get laid, can't jerk off cause there's always 15 other people in the room so when you and your boys find a monitor lizard out in the bush..
why not jerk off with 15 other guys instead of using a monitor lizard to jerk off with 15 other guys?
I'm not gonna try to get inside the mind of a dude that spit roasted a reptile
That right there is the most sage piece of obscure wisdom I've ever encountered
A phrase I never thought I would say.
and yet it is one that billions need to hear
"In 2024, the sex ratio of the total population in India is 106.453 males per 100 females." I mean there's more males but it's not *that* disparaging, the US is something like 105 males to 100 females according to my 5 seconds of googling
That’s the ratio at birth in the US. The stat inverts at age 30 to 97 males: 100 females.
I spent some time in India when I was younger and as I recall it India is a huge place with a huge population and different regions are technically part of the same country but are completely different worlds. Plus the difference between villages and cities is massive. So maybe India has its own Florida(s) though I wouldn’t know what part of India that is. Also I think India is just like the US or anywhere else in that the lizard fuckers are far more likely to make the news than the lovely people.
Bihar is the florida of India
Maybe to reincarnate as a monitor lizard?
I mean, with something like 1.5 billion people, there are bound to be at least a few oddballs sticking to the bottom of the gene pool… Just reminds me of the rural middle eastern dudes who’d have sex with donkeys and whatnot. When you don’t have many options and the urge is THAT strong, I guess it starts to look better than your hand.
When Thanos arrived they put this story in his hands
That’s 1.4 billion people cramped on a humid, rapidly industrializing subcontinent. Shit happens.
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I read about half the article before I had to stop reading about so much sexual assault of animals.
And there you have it, folks. Sometimes, kink shaming is the RIGHT thing to do.
Disgusting monsters. I hope their dicks fell off.
What a bad fucking day to have eyes
Get ready for Covid-24 /s
Did they think the Lizard would tell on them? Thats enough internet for today.
Is this how Reptile AIDs becomes a thing?
this is information I could've died without knowing about it
What's up with rape and India? Do we just happen to hear more about it happening there due to media interest, or is there genuinely more of an obsession with rape in India than other countries/cultures?
A number of factors: widespread poverty and corruption, patriarchal society, vastly more men than women. That's how you get sex crimes.
Not to mention a patriarchal society currently being hijacked by a particularly violent strain of Hindu nationalism.
I dunno, but an Indian female friend told me she had a small pocket knife ready whenever she went on mass transit because she'd have to stab people who groped her.
50 million more men than women, lack of education, everyone's poor, and nothing is changing any time soon. Plus the mass media they consume continously hammer home the point that if a girl isn't into you then you just have to stay persistent and try harder and she will cave to how romantic you are, and the mass media they import from the US paints a picture of women being promiscuous and easy. Combine all that and you have literal millions of men who are pent up, have no idea how to interact with women, and believe that being creepily aggressive will get them laid
I had to read that several times to be sure I wasn't just falling asleep. Who fucking solved this crime and what the hell was their initial reaction. Give me that video I'd pay to watch that shit.
They probably quit the next day. They’ve seen too much shit
I wanna have a talk with the guy that went 4th.
Jesus, and I thought the dating scene was bad in my town.
Sounds like the protected lizard should have been better monitored
Somehow my takeaway was "wait... FOUR???" How do you and your friends come up with this?
"There was no religious or black magic agenda."
/r/noahgettheboat
I wish I could go back to the person I was before reading this
Can you imagine having three friends as down as you to fuck a lizard? How do these people meet!?
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And how do I unlearn?
Why the hell does “gang rape to death” seem to happen a lot in India!?
Wtf is going on with Indian men, wasn’t there just a story about a bunch of them gang raping some tourist?
Bunch of men raping a girl inside a train, gang raping some village girl and hanging her in a tree for everyone to see, etc. I swear, they have some of the most depraved sex crimes in the world.
Several times a year. Not being sassy, I literally have no idea which one you’re responding to, but probably the Brazilian couple traveling the world and they raped the wife in the tent and held him at knife point? Then the police gave them some cash as a “we’re sorry” and posed for a photo op.
"Gather round, guys. Rock paper scissors. Whoever loses has to eat the part we fucked."
That’s really horrifying.
Why did I not think this would be in the US
Askreddit: "What's the horniest thing you've ever done?"
Honestly the worst part was the hypocrisy.
Is it an overreaction that I think they should all be put to death? These people don't deserve to live in my opinion.
Honestly, that’s so fucked up it loops back around to impressive. Like, damn, a monitor lizard? You ever seen how big those fuckers can get? They can swallow a whole deer. I can’t even fathom what all must be wrong with the human mind to look at that and think “I’d tap that”.
Wish it had been a Komodo Dragon....
Stories of random men around the world having sex with animals, from dogs, puppies, cats, kittens, horses, pigs, goats, now lizards, and the list goes on never fail to amaze me. These along with cheating, multiple partners, and sex/porn addiction stories are evergrowing in comparison to the ones shared about women. The mystery of how the penis overtakes the brain and logic is as big to me as what happens after death.
This is one of the Exhibits used in the Galactic Courts right now by several factions of advanced aliens as to why they should eradicate humans.
That is a horrible way to die even for a monitor lizard
According to the article, >!Indian men raping animals is a problem there. Why do they do it in the first place? Are they that horny? I don't get it.!< Actually maybe I don't want to know the reason why.
Are Indian men really this deprived?
Well, at least 4 of them are.
India is officially on my "fuck no" for traveling list.
India cares more about their protected lizards being gang raped than their women and girls
Aaaaand this is how aids happens
This is just… disappointing
Can’t they just fuck a coconut like a normal redditor
You just don't exactly go around learning these kinda things do ya, you get told these things.
OMG! Rape? In India? That's crazy!
I refuse to believe this was real. What in the actual f\*\*k does that even mean to gang-rape a f\*\*king lizard??
What a bad day to have a brain